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djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-07-24 23:39:27
July 21 2016 16:09 GMT
#1
Hello everyone,
I thought I would make a comedy skit about some of the more common things starcraft players say on ladder.
I made this while on a mission for the Army.
I had some free time so I took my jacket off and edited it all. I hope you enjoy

Warning some strong language 18 +

NEW VIDEO HERE :

ZenithM
Profile Joined February 2011
France15952 Posts
July 21 2016 16:16 GMT
#2
I've never heard "A plus move" before :D.
Foxxan
Profile Joined October 2004
Sweden3427 Posts
July 21 2016 16:20 GMT
#3
What is a plus move?
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 21 2016 16:20 GMT
#4
On July 22 2016 01:16 ZenithM wrote:
I've never heard "A plus move" before :D.


Maybe its just me haha! Idk I was in the zone whe I made this
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 21 2016 16:20 GMT
#5
On July 22 2016 01:20 Foxxan wrote:
What is a plus move?


A move my way
Mistakes
Profile Joined February 2011
United States1102 Posts
July 21 2016 18:29 GMT
#6
It's an excellent move.
StarCraft | www.psistorm.com | www.twitter.com/MistakesSC | www.twitch.tv/MistakesSC | Seattle
Chidoriiiii
Profile Joined January 2011
United States21 Posts
July 21 2016 18:31 GMT
#7
surprised no force field jokes
Only the dead have seen the end of war
B-royal
Profile Joined May 2015
Belgium1330 Posts
July 21 2016 18:33 GMT
#8
Pretty good honestly.
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djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 21 2016 21:24 GMT
#9
On July 22 2016 03:31 Chidoriiiii wrote:
surprised no force field jokes


Honestly I dont know much about zvp and I tweeted for some zerg/toss jokes but no replies lol
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 21 2016 21:25 GMT
#10
On July 22 2016 03:33 B-royal wrote:
Pretty good honestly.

Thanks man! Means a lot
Gullis
Profile Joined April 2012
Sweden740 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-07-21 21:37:34
July 21 2016 21:36 GMT
#11
the ghost micro thing was spot on
I would rather eat than see my children starve.
Jan1997
Profile Blog Joined April 2013
Norway671 Posts
July 21 2016 22:55 GMT
#12
Thanks for the laugh.
Do something today that your future self will be thankful for.
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 21 2016 23:38 GMT
#13
On July 22 2016 07:55 Jan1997 wrote:
Thanks for the laugh.


Thank you for watching. It means a lot
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 21 2016 23:38 GMT
#14
On July 22 2016 06:36 Gullis wrote:
the ghost micro thing was spot on


Ikr lol
SC2Towelie
Profile Joined July 2014
United States561 Posts
July 22 2016 03:17 GMT
#15
Pretty funny
Don't forget to bring a towel! (Towelie.635)
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
July 22 2016 08:03 GMT
#16
On July 22 2016 01:20 Foxxan wrote:
What is a plus move?

It's ok, you're Terran, you wouldn't know.

It's the buttons Protoss players have to push to automatically win a game against zerg.
NinjaToss
Profile Blog Joined October 2015
Austria1383 Posts
July 22 2016 08:08 GMT
#17
I watched this, it was pretty funny especially the whole Terran thing haha
I'm sorry for all those that got their hearts broken by Zest | Zest, Bisu, soO, herO, MC, Maru, TY, Rogue, Trap, TaeJa", Favourite foreigners: ShoWTimE, Snute, Serral and Nerchio| KT BEST KT |
[PkF] Wire
Profile Joined March 2013
France24239 Posts
July 22 2016 08:50 GMT
#18
"A+ move ? All I do is A+ move ? ... So what ?"

that should become my sig
stilt
Profile Joined October 2012
France2755 Posts
July 22 2016 10:26 GMT
#19
It gives me a very good laugh, thanks!
I especially love the "so what?!" :D
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 22 2016 12:19 GMT
#20
On July 22 2016 17:08 NinjaToss wrote:
I watched this, it was pretty funny especially the whole Terran thing haha


I am very glad you enjoyed it
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 22 2016 12:19 GMT
#21
On July 22 2016 19:26 stilt wrote:
It gives me a very good laugh, thanks!
I especially love the "so what?!" :D


A move cannot be denied!
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 22 2016 12:20 GMT
#22
On July 22 2016 17:50 [PkF] Wire wrote:
"A+ move ? All I do is A+ move ? ... So what ?"

that should become my sig


Awesome idea my friend
Chidoriiiii
Profile Joined January 2011
United States21 Posts
July 22 2016 14:25 GMT
#23
On July 22 2016 06:24 djwaters22 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2016 03:31 Chidoriiiii wrote:
surprised no force field jokes


Honestly I dont know much about zvp and I tweeted for some zerg/toss jokes but no replies lol


dang dude. i'm on your NA friend's list. lol you could have messaged me.

"fucking immortals"
"toss is all a move"
"nice easy race"
"adept allin, seriously?"


Only the dead have seen the end of war
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 22 2016 20:08 GMT
#24
On July 22 2016 23:25 Chidoriiiii wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 22 2016 06:24 djwaters22 wrote:
On July 22 2016 03:31 Chidoriiiii wrote:
surprised no force field jokes


Honestly I dont know much about zvp and I tweeted for some zerg/toss jokes but no replies lol


dang dude. i'm on your NA friend's list. lol you could have messaged me.

"fucking immortals"
"toss is all a move"
"nice easy race"
"adept allin, seriously?"




Thanks. Are those all things zerg say
G5
Profile Blog Joined August 2005
United States2921 Posts
July 22 2016 20:37 GMT
#25
Well, in Broodwar people used to just tell me "Sigh... Protoss..."

I guess SC2 got more complex in their complaints.
[PkF] Wire
Profile Joined March 2013
France24239 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-07-22 21:18:08
July 22 2016 21:18 GMT
#26
On July 23 2016 05:37 G5 wrote:
Well, in Broodwar people used to just tell me "Sigh... Protoss..."

I guess SC2 got more complex in their complaints.

strange wasn't P the weakest race in Broodwar ? At least the least succesful in tourneys ?
Psychobabas
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
2531 Posts
July 22 2016 23:09 GMT
#27
Love the avilo reference 5/5
WarChimp
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia943 Posts
July 22 2016 23:43 GMT
#28
On July 23 2016 06:18 [PkF] Wire wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 23 2016 05:37 G5 wrote:
Well, in Broodwar people used to just tell me "Sigh... Protoss..."

I guess SC2 got more complex in their complaints.

strange wasn't P the weakest race in Broodwar ? At least the least succesful in tourneys ?


At certain times for sure. Though there were some boss tosses that stood out in the broodwar scene (see the 6 dragons)

Generally at one time or another each race was the weakest until people figured out what builds they can run to get back into the spotlight (see forge fast expand for PvZ)
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 23 2016 02:47 GMT
#29
On July 23 2016 08:09 Psychobabas wrote:
Love the avilo reference 5/5


Very few people noticed that part haha! Glad u did
coolprogrammingstuff
Profile Joined December 2015
906 Posts
July 23 2016 07:08 GMT
#30
On July 23 2016 06:18 [PkF] Wire wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 23 2016 05:37 G5 wrote:
Well, in Broodwar people used to just tell me "Sigh... Protoss..."

I guess SC2 got more complex in their complaints.

strange wasn't P the weakest race in Broodwar ? At least the least succesful in tourneys ?


when you're a korean pro, yes.

otherwise, no.
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 24 2016 02:34 GMT
#31
I made a new video but I don't want to post here on teamliquid because I already have this post :D
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
July 24 2016 03:25 GMT
#32
On July 24 2016 11:34 djwaters22 wrote:
I made a new video but I don't want to post here on teamliquid because I already have this post :D

why not post it in this thread? You can add it to the opening post as well (press "edit" just below your post).
dNa
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany591 Posts
July 24 2016 04:29 GMT
#33
can confirm all the terran stuff tbh :p
"a pitchfork is for hay. a trident is for killing bitches." -djwheat
TMagpie
Profile Joined June 2015
265 Posts
July 24 2016 11:35 GMT
#34
On July 23 2016 16:08 coolprogrammingstuff wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 23 2016 06:18 [PkF] Wire wrote:
On July 23 2016 05:37 G5 wrote:
Well, in Broodwar people used to just tell me "Sigh... Protoss..."

I guess SC2 got more complex in their complaints.

strange wasn't P the weakest race in Broodwar ? At least the least succesful in tourneys ?


when you're a korean pro, yes.

otherwise, no.


This doesn't sound so different from most of Wing of Liberty
WhosQuany
Profile Joined June 2013
Germany257 Posts
July 24 2016 12:27 GMT
#35
hahaha nice one
Goin back to Cali
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 24 2016 23:39 GMT
#36
NEW VIDEO IS UP! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlkV-RVmq7w
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
July 25 2016 08:27 GMT
#37
My rating:
A+ move!! A+ move!!
:D

Good that you got a lot of different people for this episode.
WidowMineHero
Profile Joined September 2014
New Zealand143 Posts
July 25 2016 12:16 GMT
#38
Jackpot, Bulls-eye, Bingo.
"Time won't change anything, I will."
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 25 2016 12:48 GMT
#39
On July 25 2016 17:27 Cascade wrote:
My rating:
A+ move!! A+ move!!
:D

Good that you got a lot of different people for this episode.


did you like ?! I am happy!
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 25 2016 12:48 GMT
#40
On July 25 2016 21:16 WidowMineHero wrote:
Jackpot, Bulls-eye, Bingo.


lol. Sounds like a good review ?!
Foxxan
Profile Joined October 2004
Sweden3427 Posts
July 25 2016 13:49 GMT
#41
always refreshing to see many actors working together
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
July 25 2016 13:53 GMT
#42
On July 25 2016 22:49 Foxxan wrote:
always refreshing to see many actors working together

Agreed. Mustache terran and sparta zerg know what they are talking about.
Lyyna
Profile Joined June 2011
France776 Posts
July 25 2016 17:19 GMT
#43
Strong laughnumbers-to-videolength ratio.
Keep doing these !
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/sc2-strategy/459600-how-to-mech-them-cry-lyynas-mech-in-hots - The 2014 Mech guide ! http://www.twitch.tv/lyyna for stream and contact infos
Hexe
Profile Joined August 2014
United States332 Posts
July 25 2016 17:29 GMT
#44
oh hes just gonna repair, dont worry here he goes lol
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
July 25 2016 17:31 GMT
#45
Requesting hipster zerg with thick glasses explaining that he may be gold , but he one beat a plat that said the he played a close game with a GM, so hipster zerg definitely knows what he is talking about.

Requesting insults towards David Kim's intellect.

WTF invisible ninjas everywhere?!

Noob rusher, I'd beat you in a bo3.
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
July 25 2016 17:33 GMT
#46
It's just impossible to beat a cannon rush on this map. It'll be patched any day now, enjoy your free wins patchtoss.
Shuffleblade
Profile Joined February 2012
Sweden1903 Posts
July 26 2016 00:35 GMT
#47
On July 26 2016 02:31 Cascade wrote:
Requesting hipster zerg with thick glasses explaining that he may be gold , but he one beat a plat that said the he played a close game with a GM, so hipster zerg definitely knows what he is talking about.

Requesting insults towards David Kim's intellect.

WTF invisible ninjas everywhere?!

Noob rusher, I'd beat you in a bo3.

Haha these were spot on xD
Maru, Bomber, TY, Dear, Classic, DeParture and Rogue!
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 26 2016 00:41 GMT
#48
On July 26 2016 02:19 Lyyna wrote:
Strong laughnumbers-to-videolength ratio.
Keep doing these !


You really dont know how much it means to me to be getting all this positive feedback. It really makes my day. I got a lot of flack with some of my other older videos. I tried so hard to make good videos but then noone supported me. So I stopped making content. People dont realize like if you dont support people why would they continue the passion? Take care
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 26 2016 00:42 GMT
#49
On July 26 2016 02:29 Hexe wrote:
oh hes just gonna repair, dont worry here he goes lol


Lol!
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 26 2016 00:43 GMT
#50
On July 26 2016 02:31 Cascade wrote:
Requesting hipster zerg with thick glasses explaining that he may be gold , but he one beat a plat that said the he played a close game with a GM, so hipster zerg definitely knows what he is talking about.

Requesting insults towards David Kim's intellect.

WTF invisible ninjas everywhere?!

Noob rusher, I'd beat you in a bo3.


Great ideas! I need all tbe ideas I can get for my next video
inspectornig
Profile Joined November 2015
9 Posts
July 26 2016 01:03 GMT
#51
Sc2 players be like "looking for team for overwatch"
inspectornig
Profile Joined November 2015
9 Posts
July 26 2016 01:25 GMT
#52
Sc2 players be like "looking for team for overwatch"
Cascade
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Australia5405 Posts
July 26 2016 03:30 GMT
#53
On July 26 2016 09:43 djwaters22 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 26 2016 02:31 Cascade wrote:
Requesting hipster zerg with thick glasses explaining that he may be gold , but he one beat a plat that said the he played a close game with a GM, so hipster zerg definitely knows what he is talking about.

Requesting insults towards David Kim's intellect.

WTF invisible ninjas everywhere?!

Noob rusher, I'd beat you in a bo3.


Great ideas! I need all tbe ideas I can get for my next video

Just go into any stream chat (well avilo will score you more ideas) and type in "StarCraft 2 is actually in pretty good place right now". They'll give you material for another 10 episodes.

Keep it up, good job!
fteneq
Profile Joined August 2012
United States49 Posts
July 26 2016 09:48 GMT
#54
Bravo, pretty funny.
The "So What?" at the end caught me off guard and got me. Nice job!
"For the Overmind"
djwaters22
Profile Joined August 2014
112 Posts
July 26 2016 11:12 GMT
#55
On July 26 2016 18:48 fteneq wrote:
Bravo, pretty funny.
The "So What?" at the end caught me off guard and got me. Nice job!


Lol ty. My friend
Parrek
Profile Joined May 2016
United States893 Posts
July 26 2016 14:40 GMT
#56
On July 25 2016 08:39 djwaters22 wrote:
NEW VIDEO IS UP! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlkV-RVmq7w


"HE GOT ULTRAS GG!" Basically sums up what I hate about TvZ. Great video, though.
xtorn
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
4067 Posts
July 26 2016 20:07 GMT
#57
lol this is actually really good ))

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