Why KT Rolster Will Win first Playoff of SPL (and the entire league)
This photo is old. Because KT Rolster doesn’t lose time taking pictures. Instead they train to crush faces. Also, Reach.
It’s been a while since I saw a thread like that, and I asked myself why !? The answer was right in front of my nose, because no one have doubts that KT will dominated teams which have players like Tyrion Lannister.
No time to anything but practice !
KT Rolster has been placed 1st and second 12times for now, and they also had their name with Magic and Boom inside at a time.
KT FingerBoom ! That’s right.
But in case you were not conviced do you know that that KT stands for freedom: yep, that's right--KT keeps you safe and free at night. From what, you ask?
From a plane to crash on a phone company since an asshole used his phone in the cockpit. Three teams think they can rivals the mighty KT Rolster who have really good Stats have also a God, a Baby and with a Zest of Action no one to fear. What will happen ? Who are they ?
Jin Air Samsung Galaxy SKT T1
Some might try to launch a sOs but no one will ever receive them. KT will dominate throught the entire season. So start dealing with it !
But if you're still not convinced...
One pic should be all it takes.
KT Rolster. Freeing the shit out of Proleague since 1999. + Show Spoiler +
Shamely stole from an old ShadySands post.
If KT ROLSTERS DOESN'T WIN THE FINALS ! ZEALOUSLY (and only him) WILL BAN ME FOR 90 FUCKING DAYS !
On February 06 2014 01:42 Aeromi wrote: Yeah KT is going to win this first round, first because they deserve it but also they have the best team in Korea.
On February 06 2014 01:42 Aeromi wrote: Yeah KT is going to win this first round, first because they deserve it but also they have the best team in Korea.
Did KT absorb Startale after eSF burned?
You misread. He said "THE BEST TEAM".
On February 06 2014 01:46 HolydaKing wrote: Great article.
Just a little bit too few about TY. He's quite the deal lately. Should have him AT LEAST in the main photo, man! :D
He's practicing and doesn't have time to take pictures. He's the new mustache terran
On February 06 2014 01:42 Aeromi wrote: Yeah KT is going to win this first round, first because they deserve it but also they have the best team in Korea.
On February 06 2014 01:42 Aeromi wrote: Yeah KT is going to win this first round, first because they deserve it but also they have the best team in Korea.
Did KT absorb Startale after eSF burned?
You misread. He said "THE BEST TEAM".
yes? StarTale is the best team.
But ST have no terran. (and never had mouahahahaha)
On February 06 2014 01:50 Shellshock wrote: What if I ban you before Zealously gets to it?
Then you have broke the bet and i can come back before 90 days just in time to make another thread before 2nd playoff...
Naaa i'm kidding i'll never get banned.
I'm going home now. Will hit the ladder. Rage a lot. Practice with Flash. Then go to bet. GOOD DAY TO YOU ! (and i said good day !)
To hype this shit up some more (given that CJ is not in the playoffs and I picked KT in FPL anyway since they were cheap): Just take a good look at the mofos this team has brought up in the past: + Show Spoiler +
The dreamer himself: The manliest man of ALL TIME: The original king of 2nd places who is now only known as the desire of all woman:
If thats not enough they also have GOD himself, yeah thats right GOD himself has descended from heaven to play starcraft and he has chosen to play for KT. On top of that they have one of the best of a dieing kind, a baby turned man: TY!
I'm also taking a 30 day ban if KT somehow manages to screw this up.
Obviously if IM was in the playoffs for Round 1 they'd win, because they are the best team in the world. Like what other team can make miracles happen for itself and their members?
However since IM isn't in this playoffs, because they decided to be merciful, then its clear that the next best team will win, and that is undoubtedly KT Rolster.
For those of you reading this nonsense and thinking, "Man I wish someone would write something about the team that is actually going to win" I have the thread for you!
You can't make conditions to ban other people just randomly lol. And if this were BW I may be more bold in my bets. But Rain will ruin the playoffs for SKT.
Also, someone is KT biased to spotlight this thread. Especially since I made the SKT will win thread last time and no spotlight. Maybe if KT loses horribly enough it will be nice a quiet on TL since everyone will be on a 3 month ban.
On February 06 2014 11:30 BisuDagger wrote: You can't make conditions to ban other people just randomly lol. And if this were BW I may be more bold in my bets. But Rain will ruin the playoffs for SKT.
Also, someone is KT biased to spotlight this thread. Especially since I made the SKT will win thread last time and no spotlight. Maybe if KT loses horribly enough it will be nice a quiet on TL since everyone will be on a 3 month ban.
My Jin Air one also didn't get spotlighted But that's probably because mine is super derivative of this one and was not remotely unique!
On February 06 2014 03:34 Destructicon wrote: Obviously if IM was in the playoffs for Round 1 they'd win, because they are the best team in the world. Like what other team can make miracles happen for itself and their members?
However since IM isn't in this playoffs, because they decided to be merciful, then its clear that the next best team will win, and that is undoubtedly KT Rolster.
Yeah it's an epic opening, and the storybook ending where Effort comes back and defeats Flash is even better.
I have this video an my SC2 WOL collector edition USB key True that was an anticlamtic win. Intro is still awesome. YOU HEAR THAT BLIZZARD ? That's how you introduce your player for a final !
On February 06 2014 04:13 Darkhoarse wrote: For those of you reading this nonsense and thinking, "Man I wish someone would write something about the team that is actually going to win" I have the thread for you!
Thank you. Because those thread were missing. Also once, Flash entered the final from a plane. He lost. That should say to you what planes do... They crash.
On February 06 2014 04:25 Ragnarork wrote: Farewell FFW_Rude. Who will be KT#1 fan during those 90 days ?
I bet there won't be so many candidates after seeing what happened to you. Well, better nominate now while there's time.
Wait ? Is that you asking a 90's if KT wins ?
On February 06 2014 11:30 BisuDagger wrote: You can't make conditions to ban other people just randomly lol. And if this were BW I may be more bold in my bets. But Rain will ruin the playoffs for SKT.
Also, someone is KT biased to spotlight this thread. Especially since I made the SKT will win thread last time and no spotlight. Maybe if KT loses horribly enough it will be nice a quiet on TL since everyone will be on a 3 month ban.
In serious note i am happy that this thread as been spotlight because we need more threads like this. We used to have some.
On February 06 2014 04:25 Ragnarork wrote: Farewell FFW_Rude. Who will be KT#1 fan during those 90 days ?
I bet there won't be so many candidates after seeing what happened to you. Well, better nominate now while there's time.
Wait ? Is that you asking a 90's if KT wins ?
No, I'm just anticipating your ban and wondering who will be KT # 1 fan in the meantime
I'm too coward to bet with such a lengthy ban
It's not cowardness. It's a lack of Faith.
It's just that I know upsets are completely possible, and I'd be sad not to post for quite some time
If KT pulls an upset against Jin Air for example, that'd really be a shame.
You sir are a funny dude.
I'm just bitter because IM did not make the playoffs. (And I spare Jin Air because reasons, I think that makes me worse than fanboys somehow).
Not enough MvP/Nestea will do that. But IM played decent games.
Yeah they looked decent at least. But man, First and YoDa could have helped so much
OT: Are we forced to pick a side in the KT vs SKT war? Like otherwise you're banned with a secret ban reason that doesn't show up in the ABL? I find it funny just to bash both <3 (Obv. because the level of fanboyism for those is way beyond reason ^_^)
On February 06 2014 04:25 Ragnarork wrote: Farewell FFW_Rude. Who will be KT#1 fan during those 90 days ?
I bet there won't be so many candidates after seeing what happened to you. Well, better nominate now while there's time.
Wait ? Is that you asking a 90's if KT wins ?
No, I'm just anticipating your ban and wondering who will be KT # 1 fan in the meantime
I'm too coward to bet with such a lengthy ban
It's not cowardness. It's a lack of Faith.
It's just that I know upsets are completely possible, and I'd be sad not to post for quite some time
If KT pulls an upset against Jin Air for example, that'd really be a shame.
You sir are a funny dude.
I'm just bitter because IM did not make the playoffs. (And I spare Jin Air because reasons, I think that makes me worse than fanboys somehow).
Not enough MvP/Nestea will do that. But IM played decent games.
Yeah they looked decent at least. But man, First and YoDa could have helped so much
OT: Are we forced to pick a side in the KT vs SKT war? Like otherwise you're banned with a secret ban reason that doesn't show up in the ABL? I find it funny just to bash both <3 (Obv. because the level of fanboyism for those is way beyond reason ^_^)
On February 06 2014 04:25 Ragnarork wrote: Farewell FFW_Rude. Who will be KT#1 fan during those 90 days ?
I bet there won't be so many candidates after seeing what happened to you. Well, better nominate now while there's time.
Wait ? Is that you asking a 90's if KT wins ?
No, I'm just anticipating your ban and wondering who will be KT # 1 fan in the meantime
I'm too coward to bet with such a lengthy ban
It's not cowardness. It's a lack of Faith.
It's just that I know upsets are completely possible, and I'd be sad not to post for quite some time
If KT pulls an upset against Jin Air for example, that'd really be a shame.
You sir are a funny dude.
I'm just bitter because IM did not make the playoffs. (And I spare Jin Air because reasons, I think that makes me worse than fanboys somehow).
Not enough MvP/Nestea will do that. But IM played decent games.
Yeah they looked decent at least. But man, First and YoDa could have helped so much
OT: Are we forced to pick a side in the KT vs SKT war? Like otherwise you're banned with a secret ban reason that doesn't show up in the ABL? I find it funny just to bash both <3 (Obv. because the level of fanboyism for those is way beyond reason ^_^)
Well depends... How much do you like Bisu ? :p
He's cute. Oh, and the quote about FF was funny. But that's all
On February 07 2014 00:34 Fuchsteufelswild wrote: Nice work!
On February 06 2014 01:30 FFW_Rude wrote:
If KT ROLSTERS DOESN'T WIN THE FINALS ! ZEALOUSLY (and only him) WILL BAN ME FOR 90 FUCKING DAYS !
Oh, that's a shame and a waste, I usually enjoy your posts.
You'll have to find something else to enjoy for 90 days
May I suggest watching all of Life's broadcasted games ever?
Why ? I'm not going to get banned. People have lost their faith it seems. Ok
- TY => 7-0 in PL. #1Spot => Can allKill - Flash => 6-2 in PL. #3Spot => Can and had all kill. - Stats => Makes Carrier against Mech. Also. Code S (Don't remember if he have allkilled in S1) - Zest => Code S. => Had allkilled too - Action => Famous Mobster. - Hitman => Go were GodFather Action needs him. - Myngsik => Kill Hydras with phenix - Sleep => Will only wake up in Round2
Why would KT Lose ? Really ? Because Jin air have 1player and a half ? It's BO7 guys :p Jin air is never going to pass SKT in a Bo7. They will have so much snipers ready...
On February 07 2014 00:34 Fuchsteufelswild wrote: Nice work!
On February 06 2014 01:30 FFW_Rude wrote:
If KT ROLSTERS DOESN'T WIN THE FINALS ! ZEALOUSLY (and only him) WILL BAN ME FOR 90 FUCKING DAYS !
Oh, that's a shame and a waste, I usually enjoy your posts.
You'll have to find something else to enjoy for 90 days
May I suggest watching all of Life's broadcasted games ever?
Why ? I'm not going to get banned. People have lost their faith it seems. Ok
- TY => 7-0 in PL. #1Spot => Can allKill - Flash => 6-2 in PL. #3Spot => Can and had all kill. - Stats => Makes Carrier against Mech. Also. Code S (Don't remember if he have allkilled in S1) - Zest => Code S. => Had allkilled too - Action => Famous Mobster. - Hitman => Go were GodFather Action needs him. - Myngsik => Kill Hydras with phenix - Sleep => Will only wake up in Round2
Why would KT Lose ? Really ? Because Jin air have 1player and a half ? It's BO7 guys :p Jin air is never going to pass SKT in a Bo7. They will have so much snipers ready...
On February 07 2014 00:34 Fuchsteufelswild wrote: Nice work!
On February 06 2014 01:30 FFW_Rude wrote:
If KT ROLSTERS DOESN'T WIN THE FINALS ! ZEALOUSLY (and only him) WILL BAN ME FOR 90 FUCKING DAYS !
Oh, that's a shame and a waste, I usually enjoy your posts.
You'll have to find something else to enjoy for 90 days
May I suggest watching all of Life's broadcasted games ever?
Why ? I'm not going to get banned. People have lost their faith it seems. Ok
- TY => 7-0 in PL. #1Spot => Can allKill - Flash => 6-2 in PL. #3Spot => Can and had all kill. - Stats => Makes Carrier against Mech. Also. Code S (Don't remember if he have allkilled in S1) - Zest => Code S. => Had allkilled too - Action => Famous Mobster. - Hitman => Go were GodFather Action needs him. - Myngsik => Kill Hydras with phenix - Sleep => Will only wake up in Round2
Why would KT Lose ? Really ? Because Jin air have 1player and a half ? It's BO7 guys :p Jin air is never going to pass SKT in a Bo7. They will have so much snipers ready...
On February 07 2014 00:34 Fuchsteufelswild wrote: Nice work!
On February 06 2014 01:30 FFW_Rude wrote:
If KT ROLSTERS DOESN'T WIN THE FINALS ! ZEALOUSLY (and only him) WILL BAN ME FOR 90 FUCKING DAYS !
Oh, that's a shame and a waste, I usually enjoy your posts.
You'll have to find something else to enjoy for 90 days
May I suggest watching all of Life's broadcasted games ever?
Why ? I'm not going to get banned. People have lost their faith it seems. Ok
- TY => 7-0 in PL. #1Spot => Can allKill - Flash => 6-2 in PL. #3Spot => Can and had all kill. - Stats => Makes Carrier against Mech. Also. Code S (Don't remember if he have allkilled in S1) - Zest => Code S. => Had allkilled too - Action => Famous Mobster. - Hitman => Go were GodFather Action needs him. - Myngsik => Kill Hydras with phenix - Sleep => Will only wake up in Round2
Why would KT Lose ? Really ? Because Jin air have 1player and a half ? It's BO7 guys :p Jin air is never going to pass SKT in a Bo7. They will have so much snipers ready...
And what about Samsung ? i'll just say : "LOL"
And what about SKT? :D
You can make your list i guess
- Rain = 30-8 PvT in Hots (almost 80%!!!) => TY and Flash don't stand a chance (they aren't Maru) - Parting = 73% vs P and 76% vs T (and he recently raped both TY and Flash) => Is there any good Zerg in KT??? - Soulkey = Best player in the world in 2013 => Unless someone cheese him, he gonna all-kill - Classic = Look at his run in IEM Cologne Qualifier + super strong in PL - SoO = GSL finalist (unlike Flash who can't even make it to the RO8) - Fantasy = Will exhaust any KT player by waiting 1h before leaving a already lost game! - Bravo = Can beat Sora in the late game despite starting the game with an huge disaventage... this guy is very good!
On February 07 2014 00:34 Fuchsteufelswild wrote: Nice work!
On February 06 2014 01:30 FFW_Rude wrote:
If KT ROLSTERS DOESN'T WIN THE FINALS ! ZEALOUSLY (and only him) WILL BAN ME FOR 90 FUCKING DAYS !
Oh, that's a shame and a waste, I usually enjoy your posts.
You'll have to find something else to enjoy for 90 days
May I suggest watching all of Life's broadcasted games ever?
Why ? I'm not going to get banned. People have lost their faith it seems. Ok
- TY => 7-0 in PL. #1Spot => Can allKill - Flash => 6-2 in PL. #3Spot => Can and had all kill. - Stats => Makes Carrier against Mech. Also. Code S (Don't remember if he have allkilled in S1) - Zest => Code S. => Had allkilled too - Action => Famous Mobster. - Hitman => Go were GodFather Action needs him. - Myngsik => Kill Hydras with phenix - Sleep => Will only wake up in Round2
Why would KT Lose ? Really ? Because Jin air have 1player and a half ? It's BO7 guys :p Jin air is never going to pass SKT in a Bo7. They will have so much snipers ready...
And what about Samsung ? i'll just say : "LOL"
And what about SKT? :D
You can make your list i guess
- Rain = 30-8 PvT in Hots (almost 80%!!!) => TY and Flash don't stand a chance (they aren't Maru) - Parting = 73% vs P and 76% vs T (and he recently raped both TY and Flash) => Is there any good Zerg in KT??? - Soulkey = Best player in the world in 2013 => Unless someone cheese him, he gonna all-kill - Classic = Look at his run in IEM Cologne Qualifier + super strong in PL - SoO = GSL finalist (unlike Flash who can't even make it to the RO8) - Fantasy = Will exhaust any KT player by waiting 1h before leaving a already lost game! - Bravo = Can beat Sora in the late game despite starting the game with an huge disaventage... this guy is very good!
On February 07 2014 00:34 Fuchsteufelswild wrote: Nice work!
On February 06 2014 01:30 FFW_Rude wrote:
If KT ROLSTERS DOESN'T WIN THE FINALS ! ZEALOUSLY (and only him) WILL BAN ME FOR 90 FUCKING DAYS !
Oh, that's a shame and a waste, I usually enjoy your posts.
You'll have to find something else to enjoy for 90 days
May I suggest watching all of Life's broadcasted games ever?
Why ? I'm not going to get banned. People have lost their faith it seems. Ok
- TY => 7-0 in PL. #1Spot => Can allKill - Flash => 6-2 in PL. #3Spot => Can and had all kill. - Stats => Makes Carrier against Mech. Also. Code S (Don't remember if he have allkilled in S1) - Zest => Code S. => Had allkilled too - Action => Famous Mobster. - Hitman => Go were GodFather Action needs him. - Myngsik => Kill Hydras with phenix - Sleep => Will only wake up in Round2
Why would KT Lose ? Really ? Because Jin air have 1player and a half ? It's BO7 guys :p Jin air is never going to pass SKT in a Bo7. They will have so much snipers ready...
And what about Samsung ? i'll just say : "LOL"
And what about SKT? :D
You can make your list i guess
- Rain = 30-8 PvT in Hots (almost 80%!!!) => TY and Flash don't stand a chance (they aren't Maru) - Parting = 73% vs P and 76% vs T (and he recently raped both TY and Flash) => Is there any good Zerg in KT??? - Soulkey = Best player in the world in 2013 => Unless someone cheese him, he gonna all-kill - Classic = Look at his run in IEM Cologne Qualifier + super strong in PL - SoO = GSL finalist (unlike Flash who can't even make it to the RO8) - Fantasy = Will exhaust any KT player by waiting 1h before leaving a already lost game! - Bravo = Can beat Sora in the late game despite starting the game with an huge disaventage... this guy is very good!
For 1sec I thought I missed a Code A group... Brown isn't in Code S, Dark is. Edit: They can field only code S players, but I want them to field Fanta or Bravo.
On February 07 2014 00:34 Fuchsteufelswild wrote: Nice work!
On February 06 2014 01:30 FFW_Rude wrote:
If KT ROLSTERS DOESN'T WIN THE FINALS ! ZEALOUSLY (and only him) WILL BAN ME FOR 90 FUCKING DAYS !
Oh, that's a shame and a waste, I usually enjoy your posts.
You'll have to find something else to enjoy for 90 days
May I suggest watching all of Life's broadcasted games ever?
Why ? I'm not going to get banned. People have lost their faith it seems. Ok
- TY => 7-0 in PL. #1Spot => Can allKill - Flash => 6-2 in PL. #3Spot => Can and had all kill. - Stats => Makes Carrier against Mech. Also. Code S (Don't remember if he have allkilled in S1) - Zest => Code S. => Had allkilled too - Action => Famous Mobster. - Hitman => Go were GodFather Action needs him. - Myngsik => Kill Hydras with phenix - Sleep => Will only wake up in Round2
Why would KT Lose ? Really ? Because Jin air have 1player and a half ? It's BO7 guys :p Jin air is never going to pass SKT in a Bo7. They will have so much snipers ready...
And what about Samsung ? i'll just say : "LOL"
People have lost their faith. I find that lack of faith disturbing.
On February 07 2014 00:34 Fuchsteufelswild wrote: Nice work!
On February 06 2014 01:30 FFW_Rude wrote:
If KT ROLSTERS DOESN'T WIN THE FINALS ! ZEALOUSLY (and only him) WILL BAN ME FOR 90 FUCKING DAYS !
Oh, that's a shame and a waste, I usually enjoy your posts.
You'll have to find something else to enjoy for 90 days
May I suggest watching all of Life's broadcasted games ever?
Why ? I'm not going to get banned. People have lost their faith it seems. Ok
- TY => 7-0 in PL. #1Spot => Can allKill - Flash => 6-2 in PL. #3Spot => Can and had all kill. - Stats => Makes Carrier against Mech. Also. Code S (Don't remember if he have allkilled in S1) - Zest => Code S. => Had allkilled too - Action => Famous Mobster. - Hitman => Go were GodFather Action needs him. - Myngsik => Kill Hydras with phenix - Sleep => Will only wake up in Round2
Why would KT Lose ? Really ? Because Jin air have 1player and a half ? It's BO7 guys :p Jin air is never going to pass SKT in a Bo7. They will have so much snipers ready...
And what about Samsung ? i'll just say : "LOL"
And what about SKT? :D
You can make your list i guess
- Rain = 30-8 PvT in Hots (almost 80%!!!) => TY and Flash don't stand a chance (they aren't Maru) - Parting = 73% vs P and 76% vs T (and he recently raped both TY and Flash) => Is there any good Zerg in KT??? - Soulkey = Best player in the world in 2013 => Unless someone cheese him, he gonna all-kill - Classic = Look at his run in IEM Cologne Qualifier + super strong in PL - SoO = GSL finalist (unlike Flash who can't even make it to the RO8) - Fantasy = Will exhaust any KT player by waiting 1h before leaving a already lost game! - Bravo = Can beat Sora in the late game despite starting the game with an huge disaventage... this guy is very good!
They are training for code S. KT is training for PL. SKT is going to stomp Jin air but NOT KT. And shine will allkill SKT. It's gonna be Samsung vs KT in finals !
(i just saw that there's a samsung and a SKT thread too. I love you folks).
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True that was an anticlamtic win. Intro is still awesome. YOU HEAR THAT BLIZZARD ? That's how you introduce your player for a final !![[image loading]](http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/hh125/scaramangaa/Hoejja.jpg)
Brown isn't in Code S, 
Dark is.
