Imo, zergs whine because it is a psychologically abused race. Think about it, we have to defend constantly while barely scraping by with drones, and generally win 20m games while losing 10m ones. Being constantly attacked and abused would make anyone really bitter and defensive and depressed. Except July. He's a man.

Stereotype

United States136 Posts

August 27 2011 01:31 GMT

#26

On August 27 2011 10:03 vol_ wrote:
It would be interesting to see how many zerg players own cats over dogs because of the cuddly factor. I do

I'd totally be a cat person, but I'm severely allergic

And I play Z.

vOdToasT

Sweden2870 Posts

August 27 2011 01:32 GMT

#27

I like cuddling with humans (well, one human). Does that mean I should play Terran?

MrTortoise

1388 Posts

August 27 2011 01:33 GMT

#28

I wonder if this thread gets cited when idra applies for a restraining order?

I bet ultras are like bearded dragons at heart

ampson

United States2355 Posts

August 27 2011 01:36 GMT

#29

Us protoss are misunderstood as well. When you are shot by a stalker they are trying to give you free electricity. Colossi just think you're cold and need to be warmed up. Sentries just want to tickle you, and zealots want to hug you. Hopefully people will now see the protoss as the kind and empathetic race that we are.

Harem

United States11393 Posts

August 27 2011 01:36 GMT

#30

On August 27 2011 09:26 Lolrior wrote:
I think Ultralisks especially are misunderstood. They just want a hug ;_;

Nifarious

United States42 Posts

August 27 2011 01:37 GMT

#31

Guys, I've had this sub-tag for years...

Skaya

United States126 Posts

August 27 2011 02:13 GMT

#32

totally relevant:

this thread is so full of win

Blizzard_torments_me

Romania199 Posts

August 27 2011 02:32 GMT

#33

The only good zerg is a dead zerg.

gloatingfiddle

United States1 Post

August 27 2011 02:34 GMT

#34

On August 27 2011 09:55 Tatari wrote:

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I'll give them a hug... as soon as there's a large enough muzzle for all their blades.

But then they can't hug back!

sgtcuddles

United States1 Post

August 27 2011 02:42 GMT

#35

Considering my username and the fact that I only play zerg, I would agree with this post. Anyone wanna snuggle? <3

fuzzy_panda

New Zealand1681 Posts

August 27 2011 02:53 GMT

#36

this is one of the funniest threads i've read in a while. good job!

Moldwood

United States280 Posts

August 27 2011 02:53 GMT

#37

HEY now. I, for one, am most certainly a PROTOSS cuddler. When my charge zealots and archons wrap so neatly around your army.... AHH i just feel so warm inside ^ ^