[Song] Dan (Stan Parody) ft. Smix and Suspense!! - Page 25

On February 09 2011 02:06 Quakie wrote:

A bit sad, but that's because Husky got one zillion subs. Awesome song btw!

this cheese gets old i'm wondering why
you went 14 hatch at all
the marine rush takes down your natural
and the scvs just lol
and even if you could live past this rush
there's that goddamn terran ball
and you tell them
"ur fucking trash"
"ur fucking trash"

dear grack
i wrote u but you still aint callin
you lost your lings, nat, and your pool to an allin
i sent 2 pms back in autumn, u must notta got em
there prolly was a prollem with tl's servers or somethen

sometimes i drone a bit too hard when i face terran
but anyway fuck it, whats been up man hows your macro
my girlfriends such a noob i use just one hand to stomp her
if i have a daughter, guess what imma call her?
imma name her 'trash'

i read about your gsl run im sorry
i had a friend lose to some bitch whod only allin
i know you probably hear this every day
but im your biggest fan
i even screenshotted every one of your broodwar bm
i got a room full of your quotes and your pictures man
i like that shit you did with kingston man that shit was phat
neway i hope u get this man hit me back just to chat
truly yours, your biggest fan
this is stan

this cheese gets old i'm wondering why
you went 14 hatch at all
the marine rush takes down your natural
and the scvs just lol
and even if you could live past this rush
there's that goddamn terran ball
and you tell them
"ur fucking trash"
"ur fucking trash"

Dear Grack,
You still ain't messaged or replied
I hope you have a chance
I ain't mad, I just think its fucked up you even BM your fans
If you didn't want to talk to me outside MLG Dallas
You didn't have to but you could have signed an autograph for johnlee
Thats the original poster man, he's only got 200 posts
We waited in the cold ass venue for you
For 15 minutes and you just said no
That's pretty shitty man, you're like his favorite player
He wants to be a zerg player man, he likes you more than I do
I ain't that mad though, I just don't like bein' lied to
Remember when we met in DC, you said if I write you
You would write back
See, I'm just like you in a way
I never liked cheesy players neither
Those ass's on ladder would proxy 2 racks all the time
I can relate to what you're sayin' in your BM
So when I have a shitty day, I go on TL and read your fanclub
Cause I don't really got shit else
So that shit helps when I'm on tilt
I even got a tattoo with "a useful skill toi have" written on my lower back
Sometimes I even cheese myself to see how noob my opponents react
It's like I have no skill, the 5 minute win is just for me
See, every build you make is safe, and I respect you cause you rock it
Team Liquid is jealous cause I make brag blogs about you 24/7
But TL doesn't know you like I know you Grack, no one does
They don't know what its like trying to play Zerg against marines
You've gotta reply to me man
I'll be the biggest fan you'll ever BM
Sincerely yours,
johnlee
PS: We should play 2v2's together too

Dear Mr. Im-too-good-to-gg-my-ladder-opponents,
This'll be the last PM that I ever send you Grack!
I all in you all the time, you know you deserve it,
I can't macro for shit, I can only 2-racks perfect.

So this is my PM I'm sending you, I hope you read it
I'm in Zotac cup right now, grabbing my scv's and muling and shit.
Hey Grack, I just finished my orbital, dare me to cheese?
You know that build by Foxer from GSL 2 finals?
About that guy who could have played standard?
But didn't?
Then Zergbong saw it all then in the finals, he stomped him?
That's kinda how this is
You could have stopped me from all-inning
Now it's too late
I'm on my 50th ladder game today, I'm tired
I hope you know I stopped posting on your facebook wall
I love you Grack, we could have 2v2'd together
Think about it.

You ruined the game by BM'ing, now I hope you do some HyperX vid about it,
And when you plug your sponsors, I hope you can't get my cheese off you mind
I hope you fail in GSL and you can't make 87k without me,
See Grack, SHUT UP HOT BID, I'M TRYING TO TALK
Hey Grack, that's Artosis in the back, saying Scrap Station is T-balanced
But I didn't bitch, I just knew he was trollin', see I ain't like you
Cuase I'd rather watch Huk, he starts his games of with hi, have fun
Well, gotta go, time to watch Huk play select's crew
Oh shit, I forgot, Huk BM's ZeNEX members too.

On February 10 2011 00:55 NeWnAr wrote:
Could you do one with these lyrics instead?

On February 10 2011 07:51 mlm wrote:
I wasn't paying attention but didn't Artosis say that IdrA had a good laugh with this? I might have heard it wrong though