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Eminem 'Soldier' Parody - 'Protoss'

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AllocChanneL
Profile Joined September 2010
New Zealand4 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-22 03:53:58
September 21 2010 23:18 GMT
#1
Yeah so everyones making songs about starcraft these days.. so the logical thing to do is MAKE MORE!!

Enjoy guys.

Ps. Please let me know what you think xD

Vei
Profile Joined March 2010
United States2845 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-21 23:40:34
September 21 2010 23:40 GMT
#2
Haha nice, I love the original song and you have the meter matching Eminem's very well. Liking this so far, could be louder + louder beat.
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brotosterone
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States260 Posts
September 21 2010 23:50 GMT
#3
Dude that was pretty dope lol
Aelfric
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Turkey1496 Posts
September 21 2010 23:55 GMT
#4
lyrics are great, i liked it
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Inspyr
Profile Joined March 2010
Australia41 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-21 23:58:24
September 21 2010 23:58 GMT
#5
its great, i love it.
^^'
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Rabbitmaster
Profile Joined August 2010
1357 Posts
September 22 2010 00:00 GMT
#6
Totally awesome.
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GreEny K
Profile Joined February 2008
Germany7312 Posts
September 22 2010 00:01 GMT
#7
Funny
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ShaperofDreams
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
Canada2492 Posts
September 22 2010 00:05 GMT
#8
haha sick good job.

IMA A PROOOTOOOOOSSSSS
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Dionyseus
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States2068 Posts
September 22 2010 00:06 GMT
#9
I love it.
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Devolved
Profile Joined April 2008
United States2753 Posts
September 22 2010 00:10 GMT
#10
dope rhymes, although you could probably use someone else singing the Ima Protoss parts.
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Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
September 22 2010 00:12 GMT
#11
Ok, this is pretty good.
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drooL
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom2108 Posts
September 22 2010 00:13 GMT
#12
awesome verses and good chorus, except for the "ima protooooss". wouldve loved if you had gotten those notes right or at least autotuned them. it sounds damn annoying.

but thats high level ranting, awesome job and good flow man.
@nowSimon
StarStruck
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
25339 Posts
September 22 2010 00:16 GMT
#13
This is definitely one of the better ones. Sweet lyrics lol.
WniO
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2706 Posts
September 22 2010 00:20 GMT
#14
haha the chorus is just awesome. best rap yet.
Theoriginalrod
Profile Joined September 2010
101 Posts
September 22 2010 00:58 GMT
#15
lol sounds like nerd rap, maybe you started a new genre! Chorus sounds a little gay but man if you enjoyed making it go all out lol
Rod
Suspense
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States500 Posts
September 22 2010 01:46 GMT
#16
This is well written.. If you had some emotion with your delivery of the content this would be really good.
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Dionyseus
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
United States2068 Posts
September 22 2010 03:25 GMT
#17
On September 22 2010 08:18 AllocChanneL wrote:
Yeah so everyones making songs about starcraft these days.. so the logical thing to do is MAKE MORE!!

Enjoy guys.

Ps. Please let me know what you think xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diZweaJy8Cg


Can you give us an mp3 link? I'd definitely add this to my itunes library.
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generic88
Profile Joined December 2008
United States118 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-22 03:35:51
September 22 2010 03:35 GMT
#18
GG NO RE
snotboogie
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia3550 Posts
September 22 2010 03:42 GMT
#19
I love this! I think it would be better if you put some anger in your voice, but you have nice flow and lyrics.
ZeusWTFrudoin
Profile Joined September 2010
United States35 Posts
September 22 2010 03:46 GMT
#20
On September 22 2010 12:42 snotboogie wrote:
put some anger in your voice, but you have nice flow and lyrics.



redo and make perfect, its close XD
Meth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada396 Posts
September 22 2010 03:51 GMT
#21
lol this was awesome. i enjoyed it!
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mardi
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1164 Posts
September 22 2010 03:51 GMT
#22
good but not as good as the original but good nonetheless.
ZomgTossRush
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States1041 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-22 03:58:58
September 22 2010 03:58 GMT
#23
"Yo dawg, that was awesome man, just the shit, get your ass to hollywood!"

"Your look is amazing, and I think you have a done of potential."

"Absolutly, terrible, worst thing I have ever heard"

it was nice and interesting, and the lyrics are cool, but the "i'm a protoss" is REALLY out of tune. And i am a music major with 10+ years of exp, so I kinda know what im talking about

Nice job overall though.
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Durn
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Canada360 Posts
September 22 2010 04:31 GMT
#24
Needs anger. Sounds like you're whispering because you're scared people are listening.

Example:


True lyricism and flow^

Sick rhymes though.
"Even if I lose 100 games, that's 100 different arrows pointing me in the wrong direction." - Sean Day[9] Plott
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
September 22 2010 04:36 GMT
#25
"my buildings don't need builders to build them, they just warp theirselves in"

lmao, nice
jibber
Profile Joined July 2010
30 Posts
September 22 2010 04:45 GMT
#26
the i'm a protoss part could be imrpoved.. but the rhymes are actually pretty damn good i was surprised
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
September 22 2010 04:51 GMT
#27
Well done. I really enjoyed that.
drekk
Profile Joined July 2010
91 Posts
September 22 2010 04:51 GMT
#28
not bad imo you need to make ur voice a little deeper or somethin during the ima protoss choras
darklogos
Profile Joined September 2010
1 Post
September 22 2010 04:56 GMT
#29
Awesome song. The zerg song is better though. Yes I rep teh toss!
Rah
Profile Joined February 2010
United States973 Posts
September 22 2010 05:18 GMT
#30
good lyrics, but needs a better rapper. sorry.
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QueueQueue
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada1000 Posts
September 22 2010 05:43 GMT
#31
Good lyrics lol.
Shield
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Bulgaria4824 Posts
September 22 2010 05:52 GMT
#32
Good, but voice needs to be fixed imho.
MacroNcheesE
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States508 Posts
September 22 2010 05:56 GMT
#33
Damn, I am really impressed w' this actually.
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Meapak_Ziphh
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
United States6786 Posts
September 22 2010 05:58 GMT
#34
Lyrics were sweet, the chorus did lack a little intensity but hey, it's a really small point this is brilliant!
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pzea469
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1520 Posts
September 22 2010 06:02 GMT
#35
lyrics are great man, but you HAVE to re-record it. Put more energy on the lyrics and probably a better mic. But other than technical stuff and maybe a little lack of energy, its great
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JHancho
Profile Joined May 2010
United States166 Posts
September 22 2010 06:09 GMT
#36
Great job!
Take it easy. And if it is easy, it must be cheese
envee
Profile Joined February 2010
United States27 Posts
September 22 2010 06:21 GMT
#37
get someone to do the chorus hahah. shit was sick dude. really flowed!
greycubed
Profile Joined May 2010
United States615 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-22 06:46:31
September 22 2010 06:44 GMT
#38
Maybe if you got someone with less lispy and nasally voice to do it it would be cool- and I trust that it was clever- but I couldn't listen past the first couple lines.

edit-
On September 22 2010 13:31 Durn wrote:
Needs anger. Sounds like you're whispering because you're scared people are listening.

Example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tv5-ZBm8uo

True lyricism and flow^

Sick rhymes though.
maybe that's the issue
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-Archangel-
Profile Joined May 2010
Croatia7457 Posts
September 22 2010 06:55 GMT
#39
Don't quit your day job...
Bhaalgorn
Profile Joined August 2010
Slovenia214 Posts
September 22 2010 07:08 GMT
#40
You need to be more pissed when singing rap, this just sounds weak. The lyrics are really good though.
devo-
Profile Joined September 2010
United States7 Posts
September 22 2010 07:09 GMT
#41
The chorus is amazing, LOL.
AllocChanneL
Profile Joined September 2010
New Zealand4 Posts
September 22 2010 09:24 GMT
#42
wow thanks for the comments guys!! i really appreciate it, seriously. yeah first time singing, it was kinda bad on my part :< thanks everyone ! <3
Panoptic
Profile Joined September 2009
United Kingdom515 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-09-22 09:34:25
September 22 2010 09:33 GMT
#43
"Our buildings don't need builders to build them, they just warp themselves in"

Genius. Your voice could do with some work, but the lyrics and the flow were actually incredible.
"Crom laughs at your four winds!"
AllocChanneL
Profile Joined September 2010
New Zealand4 Posts
September 22 2010 09:37 GMT
#44
im no producer, or singer in fact (as you can tell, kinda :s) but i had alot of fun with the lyrics! if only someone could add effects or make it nicer to listen to.. i would write a 3rd verse if that were to happen!!
drooL
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United Kingdom2108 Posts
September 22 2010 09:39 GMT
#45
yeah some good rapper rerecord this haha :D
@nowSimon
Z-R0E
Profile Joined April 2009
United States147 Posts
September 22 2010 09:49 GMT
#46
I disagree with others saying you should get someone else to sing it. They'd probably get more credit than you for it, and with lyrics like those you deserve all the praise.

I do agree that, if you were to re-record, the main thing would just be to put some more energy into. Emphasis on a few words and such.
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mamelouk
Profile Joined April 2010
France135 Posts
September 22 2010 09:56 GMT
#47
you must construct additionnal autotunes
...Uniden
arctics86
Profile Joined December 2008
Germany797 Posts
September 22 2010 10:20 GMT
#48
"Chrono boost pros only chrono boost to boost probes" - best line xD
Tritezz
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada15 Posts
September 22 2010 11:34 GMT
#49
Pretty sick dude. I say you should definitely do more.
Scope
Profile Joined February 2009
Sweden147 Posts
September 22 2010 12:28 GMT
#50
YOU LACK DAT GANGSTA DELIVERY, but I gotta say I like this part:

"my buildings dont need builders to build them-
they just warp themselves in-"
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