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AlterKot
Profile Blog Joined January 2014
Poland7525 Posts
September 29 2015 17:13 GMT
#12081
Fuck i shouldve stayed home and try to snipe pros in soloq. Though some of them are struggling so maybe I'll meet one tonight anyway.
Americans don't like to use unblockables, it is considered not honest. You press a button at the wrong time and hit the other person, you are random, not a top player. You DP Sim's far fierce, it is random and not honest.
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
September 29 2015 17:20 GMT
#12082
Trying to stream snipe Soniv was probably one of my favorite days of lol ever.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Rockafellalp
Profile Joined December 2014
Canada356 Posts
September 29 2015 17:34 GMT
#12083
On September 30 2015 01:42 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Parnage, I pledged to the crime Admiral last night, not sure if it's a great idea. Also I discovered the amazingness that is fuel scoops.

I'm almost up to 500k CR, really starting to itch for a new ship, but I'm also getting decently comfortable with the Sidewinder.


Jesus, I bought a Viper and added on a bunch of guns. Starting to get use to the game a bit more
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 29 2015 17:45 GMT
#12084
On September 30 2015 02:34 Rockafellalp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2015 01:42 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Parnage, I pledged to the crime Admiral last night, not sure if it's a great idea. Also I discovered the amazingness that is fuel scoops.

I'm almost up to 500k CR, really starting to itch for a new ship, but I'm also getting decently comfortable with the Sidewinder.


Jesus, I bought a Viper and added on a bunch of guns. Starting to get use to the game a bit more


Parnage told me to wait til $1M CR before getting a Viper. Maybe so that I can outfit it as A-class right when I buy it? Idk, I'm just listening to him cuz he knows more about the game.

My friend bought a Cobra but didn't have enough for the insurance afterwards. He almost had an aneurysm when he tried to pull out of port and crashed into the wall - fortunately he didn't blow up though.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Doctorbeat
Profile Joined May 2011
Netherlands13241 Posts
September 29 2015 17:46 GMT
#12085
On September 30 2015 01:37 Ketara wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2015 00:46 Requizen wrote:
Hello friends, how are you doing today?


I am apparently reliving my home life while travelling the last few days.

Spent three days with a dutch girl, then a day with a Chinese girl, yadda yadda yadda.

The dutch girl at least at one point had the decency to randomly tell me that she wanted to sleep with me but didn't do it because she has a boyfriend at home. I'm not sure if that's a compliment or just sad.

This is my life. I cannot escape it.


It's both. Btw if a girl says she'd sleep with you if she didn't have a bf at home she's either a bitch or totally up for it even with the bf at home. There's a saying in NL: 'Alles kan kapot.' Aka 'everything can break'.

Go write more Kafka in the tropics.
- TEAM LIQUID - doctorbeat on LoL
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-29 17:56:57
September 29 2015 17:53 GMT
#12086
I feel like those are not the only two possibilities to this situation.

I honestly do not usually have these kinds of girl issues. The last few months has just been one long hilarious coincidence.

At this point if I actually got any here I wouldn't mention it for fear of ruining the joke.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-29 17:59:11
September 29 2015 17:56 GMT
#12087
On September 30 2015 01:12 Numy wrote:
Coma you can't leave us hanging. What caused his fire?

It must have been the smoke going through the hole behind the sink and going under the floor? to the neighbours apartment. It was the neighbor accross the hall not the one beside they didnt complain. The bitchy cat had gotten into that hole before which was an annoying problem and the reason they have child safety locks now. the cats were not pleased with the wrangling and carrier imprisonment btw req. Its actually looks like a really nice apartment! it was the one the contractor lived in while he did the rest of the building so he made it all spiffy it just appears he cut all the corners too.
On September 30 2015 02:53 Ketara wrote:
At this point if I actually got any here I wouldn't mention it for fear of ruining the joke.

On August 22 2015 00:42 Ketara wrote:
WELP.

You guys were just joking about it but it has finally happened.

I'm not kidding.

hmmmm
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Rockafellalp
Profile Joined December 2014
Canada356 Posts
September 29 2015 18:06 GMT
#12088
On September 30 2015 02:45 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2015 02:34 Rockafellalp wrote:
On September 30 2015 01:42 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Parnage, I pledged to the crime Admiral last night, not sure if it's a great idea. Also I discovered the amazingness that is fuel scoops.

I'm almost up to 500k CR, really starting to itch for a new ship, but I'm also getting decently comfortable with the Sidewinder.


Jesus, I bought a Viper and added on a bunch of guns. Starting to get use to the game a bit more


Parnage told me to wait til $1M CR before getting a Viper. Maybe so that I can outfit it as A-class right when I buy it? Idk, I'm just listening to him cuz he knows more about the game.

My friend bought a Cobra but didn't have enough for the insurance afterwards. He almost had an aneurysm when he tried to pull out of port and crashed into the wall - fortunately he didn't blow up though.


Ah ok, I've got 400kcr with a viper. I might buy a cargo ship in order to get the big money missions
Holyflare
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom30775 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-09-29 18:09:53
September 29 2015 18:09 GMT
#12089
Pay day is best day. What frivolous activity should I spend my wages on now?

Oh that's right, bills and savings. QQQQQQQQQQQQQ life.
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
September 29 2015 18:12 GMT
#12090
On September 30 2015 02:56 ComaDose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2015 01:12 Numy wrote:
Coma you can't leave us hanging. What caused his fire?

It must have been the smoke going through the hole behind the sink and going under the floor? to the neighbours apartment. It was the neighbor accross the hall not the one beside they didnt complain. The bitchy cat had gotten into that hole before which was an annoying problem and the reason they have child safety locks now. the cats were not pleased with the wrangling and carrier imprisonment btw req. Its actually looks like a really nice apartment! it was the one the contractor lived in while he did the rest of the building so he made it all spiffy it just appears he cut all the corners too.
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2015 02:53 Ketara wrote:
At this point if I actually got any here I wouldn't mention it for fear of ruining the joke.

Show nested quote +
On August 22 2015 00:42 Ketara wrote:
WELP.

You guys were just joking about it but it has finally happened.

I'm not kidding.

hmmmm


Yeah you guys ruined that joke so now I'm never going to tell it.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
September 29 2015 18:15 GMT
#12091
On September 30 2015 01:37 Ketara wrote:
Show nested quote +
On September 30 2015 00:46 Requizen wrote:
Hello friends, how are you doing today?


I am apparently reliving my home life while travelling the last few days.

Spent three days with a dutch girl, then a day with a Chinese girl, yadda yadda yadda.

The dutch girl at least at one point had the decency to randomly tell me that she wanted to sleep with me but didn't do it because she has a boyfriend at home. I'm not sure if that's a compliment or just sad.

This is my life. I cannot escape it.

Good on you. Fuck infidelity. Unless infidelity has somebody.
Seuss
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States10536 Posts
September 29 2015 18:20 GMT
#12092
Some moron just crashed a car into my office building.
"I am not able to carry all this people alone, for they are too heavy for me." -Moses (Numbers 11:14)
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
September 29 2015 18:21 GMT
#12093
On September 30 2015 03:20 Seuss wrote:
Some moron just crashed a car into my office building.

Sorry I got bored. Walk with me to get some coffee?
It's your boy Guzma!
Seuss
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States10536 Posts
September 29 2015 18:34 GMT
#12094
Nah, too busy admiring your handiwork.

+ Show Spoiler [Req's bad driving] +
[image loading]
"I am not able to carry all this people alone, for they are too heavy for me." -Moses (Numbers 11:14)
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
September 29 2015 18:35 GMT
#12095
On September 30 2015 03:34 Seuss wrote:
Nah, too busy admiring your handiwork.

+ Show Spoiler [Req's bad driving] +
[image loading]


"Well, you see, you're supposed to hit the braked before you hit the building."
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28104 Posts
September 29 2015 18:36 GMT
#12096
Damn he even messed up the concrete when he ramped off the stairs, lol.
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TheYango
Profile Joined September 2008
United States47024 Posts
September 29 2015 18:38 GMT
#12097
You can barely make out the "...the fuck is this?" expression on the guy's face.
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ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
September 29 2015 18:40 GMT
#12098
nice building tho!
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
September 29 2015 18:49 GMT
#12099
Haha it looks like the guy in the picture is doing a sales pitch for the car.

"This vehicle is number one in all of it's categories, including collateral damage it can cause to buildings!"
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
September 29 2015 18:51 GMT
#12100
If that had happened where I work someone would just straight up be dead because we ALL work close to the walls and windows.

Yay for large lobbies?
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
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