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Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-02 19:39:32
April 02 2015 19:37 GMT
#93941
On April 03 2015 04:13 WaveofShadow wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2015 04:01 Scip wrote:
It's actually a really moving tale, you're like a mad scientist who in order to satisfy his needs for love created new life in his own image that would adore him

but like all tales of mad scientists it's gonna backfire when your little boy hits puberty

I mean...I know I shouldn't even entertain this because Euro but I'm just curious.

Of all the things you could randomly make fun of me for, when has it ever been evident that 'nobody wants me?'
I'm just so confused.

No, there hasn't
but I had this funny imagine of mad scientist creating life in their own image
that's what all dads are pretty much
it's just I'm bad at being funny

and the fact you said you like the constant demands from your kid would fit with the image of a lonely crazed genius who really just wants to be loved and is ecstatic with his success in creating a life form that adores him
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
April 02 2015 19:39 GMT
#93942
Kind of like the powerpuff girls. Well that was the image I had in my head when you said that. I chuckled a little Scip!
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-02 19:41:38
April 02 2015 19:40 GMT
#93943
On April 03 2015 04:37 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 03 2015 04:13 WaveofShadow wrote:
On April 03 2015 04:01 Scip wrote:
It's actually a really moving tale, you're like a mad scientist who in order to satisfy his needs for love created new life in his own image that would adore him

but like all tales of mad scientists it's gonna backfire when your little boy hits puberty

I mean...I know I shouldn't even entertain this because Euro but I'm just curious.

Of all the things you could randomly make fun of me for, when has it ever been evident that 'nobody wants me?'
I'm just so confused.

No, there hasn't
but I had this funny imagine of mad scientist creating life in their own image
that's what all dads are pretty much
it's just I'm bad at being funny

your humor not very dobrý comrade, perhaps you should be re-educated, ano?

Also your pillowcase has shipped again; if you forget to pick it up I swear I will fly over to euroland and strangle you, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28102 Posts
April 02 2015 19:43 GMT
#93944
What kind of pillowcase are you shipping him?
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Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
April 02 2015 19:44 GMT
#93945
the christmas crowdfunded ahri body pillow; he didnt pick it up and after a month the post office shipped it back to China so...
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Cixah
Profile Joined July 2010
United States11285 Posts
April 02 2015 19:50 GMT
#93946
Scip wtf. You're worse than a regifter.
Hug The Goat! Hug the Goat! Hug the Goat!
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
April 02 2015 19:50 GMT
#93947
I thought he said he got it wtf
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28102 Posts
April 02 2015 19:51 GMT
#93948
I'm assuming he still lives with his parents, maybe he was embarassed to be receiving an Ahri body pillow
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jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 02 2015 19:51 GMT
#93949
he got the pillow, but not the case

the important part
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28102 Posts
April 02 2015 19:52 GMT
#93950
On April 03 2015 04:51 jcarlsoniv wrote:
he got the pillow, but not the case

the important part

wat
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Fildun
Profile Joined December 2012
Netherlands4124 Posts
April 02 2015 19:52 GMT
#93951
He def got the pillow, or at least a pillow.
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
April 02 2015 19:59 GMT
#93952
he got the pillow, but not the pillowcase (because how2postoffice+apparently his post office doesn't deliver so he had to pose as an elo-boosting company)
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
April 02 2015 20:00 GMT
#93953
you fucking send it to scipeaus THATS NOT HIS REAL NAME TOLKIEN
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-02 20:01:01
April 02 2015 20:00 GMT
#93954
On April 03 2015 05:00 Slayer91 wrote:
you fucking send it to scipeaus THATS NOT HIS REAL NAME TOLKIEN

lies and slander good sir

it is 100% his real name
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
Fildun
Profile Joined December 2012
Netherlands4124 Posts
April 02 2015 20:01 GMT
#93955
On April 03 2015 05:00 Slayer91 wrote:
you fucking send it to scipeaus THATS NOT HIS REAL NAME TOLKIEN

Oh yeah I forgot it said Scip on the box, so he had to walk in twice not suspicious at all lol
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 02 2015 20:04 GMT
#93956
LT, you should've divined a nat20 for his postal check
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
April 02 2015 20:10 GMT
#93957
On April 03 2015 05:04 jcarlsoniv wrote:
LT, you should've divined a nat20 for his postal check

I used it to pass a con-save looking at all the dakimakura covers.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-02 20:14:04
April 02 2015 20:13 GMT
#93958
Man, it's so awesome
+ Show Spoiler +


Randomly I actually played pickleball last fall. But JonGalt is wrong, it's not better than badminton. And the people that invited me were from the New England area, is that like a big thing up there?
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Lord Tolkien
Profile Joined November 2012
United States12084 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-04-02 20:15:00
April 02 2015 20:14 GMT
#93959
also, I think I breezed through 2 council missions, 1 terror mission, and like 8 abductions/crashed landings in one night.

Pity no one was watching, except for afklaric.
"His father is pretty juicy tbh." ~WaveofShadow
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
April 02 2015 20:17 GMT
#93960
On April 03 2015 05:13 mordek wrote:
Man, it's so awesome
+ Show Spoiler +
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_AkRAAI9h84


Randomly I actually played pickleball last fall. But JonGalt is wrong, it's not better than badminton. And the people that invited me were from the New England area, is that like a big thing up there?


I've played a game called Pickle when I was younger. It was a pretty popular beach game as a little kid, but it's not something I've played since then.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
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