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On February 28 2015 07:28 ComaDose wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2015 03:20 WaveofShadow wrote:I have nobody to go on adventures with.  Actually coma why haven't we gone on adventures? I'm down! living like 40 min from you if you still live where i think you do. you dont drink right? i ask cause a pub is a generally good place to meet but we could go out for sushi or something 
How about going to the movie theater. 50 Shades of Grey should be going still.
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On February 28 2015 07:32 Eppa! wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2015 07:28 ComaDose wrote:On February 28 2015 03:20 WaveofShadow wrote:I have nobody to go on adventures with. Actually coma why haven't we gone on adventures? I'm down! living like 40 min from you if you still live where i think you do. you dont drink right? i ask cause a pub is a generally good place to meet but we could go out for sushi or something How about going to the movie theater. 50 Shades of Grey should be going still.
im more interested in fifty shades or ginger rawr (fifty shades of wave?)
i caught up now and you don't live where i thought you did but your even closer ... hehehe creepy...
Nos you are close too and the three of us + anyone else around should actually meet up in the city some time for excellent adventures.
and on that note! weekend begins..... NOW! *drives to beer store*
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...is canada near florida? 
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On February 28 2015 07:40 PrinceXizor wrote:...is canada near florida?
same time zone so cant be that far.
okay... NOW
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All you Ontario guys living in Ontario.
And this Frudgey character is all the way in Alberta.
I think iCanada was somewhat close to me, but I don't recall.
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Pootie too good!4331 Posts
JonGalt's Move In LR
17:55 EST
I wandered into the small town of Augusta, Maine brimming with the excitement of not living with my mom anymore (much love girl), and I have reached my first obstacle... the dreaded 3 piece office set (desk, utility-stand, bookcase) from Wal-Mart! Armed with only a screwdriver, girl scout cookies (shortbread duuuuuh), my wits, Tha Carter III, and 1.5 L of $7.99 White Zinfadel wine I will conquer this beast in hopes that my offline steam mode will work later so I can play The Witcher (don't have internet yet otherwise I would literally stream this whole thing).
And so it begins...
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I find offline steam works really well when you disable your network port. Otherwise it's hit or miss for me. Best of luck Mr Black Label.
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On February 28 2015 08:01 JonGalt wrote:JonGalt's Move In LR 17:55 ESTI wandered into the small town of Augusta, Maine brimming with the excitement of not living with my mom anymore (much love girl), and I have reached my first obstacle... the dreaded 3 piece office set (desk, utility-stand, bookcase) from Wal-Mart! Armed with only a screwdriver, girl scout cookies (shortbread duuuuuh), my wits, Tha Carter III, and 1.5 L of $7.99 White Zinfadel wine I will conquer this beast in hopes that my offline steam mode will work later so I can play The Witcher (don't have internet yet otherwise I would literally stream this whole thing). And so it begins... + Show Spoiler +
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i know gamers dont really do that out of habit, but just read the instruction manual
and then follow it
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On February 28 2015 08:01 JonGalt wrote:JonGalt's Move In LR 17:55 ESTI wandered into the small town of Augusta, Maine brimming with the excitement of not living with my mom anymore (much love girl), and I have reached my first obstacle... the dreaded 3 piece office set (desk, utility-stand, bookcase) from Wal-Mart! Armed with only a screwdriver, girl scout cookies (shortbread duuuuuh), my wits, Tha Carter III, and 1.5 L of $7.99 White Zinfadel wine I will conquer this beast in hopes that my offline steam mode will work later so I can play The Witcher (don't have internet yet otherwise I would literally stream this whole thing). And so it begins... + Show Spoiler +
Why is there 1 little window in the corner of the room?
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Pootie too good!4331 Posts
On February 28 2015 08:01 JonGalt wrote:JonGalt's Move In LR 17:55 ESTI wandered into the small town of Augusta, Maine brimming with the excitement of not living with my mom anymore (much love girl), and I have reached my first obstacle... the dreaded 3 piece office set (desk, utility-stand, bookcase) from Wal-Mart! Armed with only a screwdriver, girl scout cookies (shortbread duuuuuh), my wits, Tha Carter III, and 1.5 L of $7.99 White Zinfadel wine I will conquer this beast in hopes that my offline steam mode will work later so I can play The Witcher (don't have internet yet otherwise I would literally stream this whole thing). And so it begins... + Show Spoiler +
18:40 EST
Progress is slow. Mostly do to the fact I have been distracted by a weird dress that is most DEFINITELY blue and gold but that's besides the point... I have no hammer. I have resorted to using the lid of a pot, my improvisation skills never cease to amaze me. Although I AM worried my new downstairs neighbours might already hate me with all this pot hammering...
Only 6 more steps elude me. However the lack of real food plus the NOT lack of real wine is staying to set in...
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On February 28 2015 08:01 JonGalt wrote:JonGalt's Move In LR 17:55 ESTI wandered into the small town of Augusta, Maine brimming with the excitement of not living with my mom anymore (much love girl), and I have reached my first obstacle... the dreaded 3 piece office set (desk, utility-stand, bookcase) from Wal-Mart! Armed with only a screwdriver, girl scout cookies (shortbread duuuuuh), my wits, Tha Carter III, and 1.5 L of $7.99 White Zinfadel wine I will conquer this beast in hopes that my offline steam mode will work later so I can play The Witcher (don't have internet yet otherwise I would literally stream this whole thing). And so it begins... + Show Spoiler +
Why does this sound like the start of a bad porno?
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Pootie too good!4331 Posts
On February 28 2015 08:42 Eppa! wrote:Show nested quote +On February 28 2015 08:01 JonGalt wrote:JonGalt's Move In LR 17:55 ESTI wandered into the small town of Augusta, Maine brimming with the excitement of not living with my mom anymore (much love girl), and I have reached my first obstacle... the dreaded 3 piece office set (desk, utility-stand, bookcase) from Wal-Mart! Armed with only a screwdriver, girl scout cookies (shortbread duuuuuh), my wits, Tha Carter III, and 1.5 L of $7.99 White Zinfadel wine I will conquer this beast in hopes that my offline steam mode will work later so I can play The Witcher (don't have internet yet otherwise I would literally stream this whole thing). And so it begins... + Show Spoiler + Why is there 1 little window in the corner of the room?
There are two windows. The small one you refer to is on the left, there is a larger one I have half ass covered with a curtain on the right.
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@crimethinking PLEASE. If I am in it, by definition the porn can not be bad. I spent the last two years living in Africa. My already large penis grew even more. That's how it works. Who is JonGalt you ask? The man with a dick the size of a baby arm... flacid.
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JonGalt getting slightly exhausted by the building of the desk and wonders if dress is blue or white. Getting slightly flustered and hot at thought of the dress and the physical work. A single drop of sweat falls to the floor as using the pot lid being more cumbersome than expected.
A neighbor knocks on the door. A woman knocks on the door.
- Hello, my name is Martha you just moved in right?
A plain yet experienced looking female with long slightly whitening brown hair and slender body. JonGalt for unknowing reasons feels a stirring sensation going through his body. For reason he does not understand he recollects the days where he would exchange sexual "gifts" as he himself calls it for aid in his day as volunteer worker in Lesotho.
- Hey, Yes I just moved in I am JonGalt nice to meet you.
- I heard a banging and I need one.
Commence porno.
+ Show Spoiler +I was going to write more but this makes me uncomfortable Blushies
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Pootie too good!4331 Posts
On February 28 2015 09:27 Eppa! wrote:JonGalt getting slightly exhausted by the building of the desk and wonders if dress is blue or white. Getting slightly flustered and hot at thought of the dress and the physical work. A single drop of sweat falls to the floor as using the pot lid being more cumbersome than expected. A neighbor knocks on the door. A woman knocks on the door. - Hello, my name is Martha you just moved in right? A plain yet experienced looking female with long slightly whitening brown hair and slender body. JonGalt for unknowing reasons feels a stirring sensation going through his body. For reason he does not understand he recollects the days where he would exchange sexual "gifts" as he himself calls it for aid in his day as volunteer worker in Lesotho. - Hey, Yes I just moved in I am JonGalt nice to meet you. - I heard a banging and I need one. Commence porno. + Show Spoiler +I was going to write more but this makes me uncomfortable Blushies
WOW. It's so fortunate you posted this because I don't have internet yet so I can use this as my jerk of material. WHO NEEDS PORN WHEN YA GOT EPPA!?
ps Martha getting the business on this...
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Omg the dress is blue and black now
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that desk looks like it could barely support your dinner
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