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jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 08 2015 17:24 GMT
#78721
On January 09 2015 02:19 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 02:13 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On January 09 2015 02:12 Gahlo wrote:
On January 09 2015 02:08 Slayer91 wrote:
real talk is having a big dick bad for swimming pre swim suits because it adds drag

i guess it explains africans

On January 09 2015 02:07 Rockafellalp wrote:
I just read your sig's for the first time. They all suck. :r


YOU DONT GET THE REFERENCE NOT MY PROBLEM SON

Nah, shrinkage.


I WAS IN THE POOL

+ Show Spoiler +

youtube video


I was not aware that Liam Neeson was hung. I did know that Willam DaFoe is basically an ox.

On January 09 2015 02:23 Slayer91 wrote:
ive never really experienced shrinkage that i know of but I also don't constantly check how big my dick is
plus i haven't gone swimming recently


not everyone's a shower (show-er)
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Rockafellalp
Profile Joined December 2014
Canada356 Posts
January 08 2015 17:26 GMT
#78722
On January 09 2015 02:23 Slayer91 wrote:
ive never really experienced shrinkage that i know of but I also don't constantly check how big my dick is
plus i haven't gone swimming recently


You're also secretly Jeff's little brother aka 10 yrs old aka it doesn't experience shrinkage yet aka you're now Jeff the third.



Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-08 17:27:33
January 08 2015 17:26 GMT
#78723
could be a circulation thing but evolutionarily speaking literally the only advantage of being a grower is impressing da chicks

On January 09 2015 02:26 Rockafellalp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 02:23 Slayer91 wrote:
ive never really experienced shrinkage that i know of but I also don't constantly check how big my dick is
plus i haven't gone swimming recently


You're also secretly Jeff's little brother aka 10 yrs old aka it doesn't experience shrinkage yet aka you're now Jeff the third.





wat has shrinkage got to do with puberty though
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
January 08 2015 17:28 GMT
#78724
Glad we're already reaching for conversational high points in 2015.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 08 2015 17:28 GMT
#78725
On January 09 2015 02:28 AsmodeusXI wrote:
Glad we're already reaching for conversational high points in 2015.


gotta start off strong
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28102 Posts
January 08 2015 17:28 GMT
#78726
I'm a grower. It goes from very small to small.
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Fildun
Profile Joined December 2012
Netherlands4124 Posts
January 08 2015 17:29 GMT
#78727
On January 09 2015 02:26 Slayer91 wrote:
could be a circulation thing but evolutionarily speaking literally the only advantage of being a grower is impressing da chicks

Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 02:26 Rockafellalp wrote:
On January 09 2015 02:23 Slayer91 wrote:
ive never really experienced shrinkage that i know of but I also don't constantly check how big my dick is
plus i haven't gone swimming recently


You're also secretly Jeff's little brother aka 10 yrs old aka it doesn't experience shrinkage yet aka you're now Jeff the third.





wat has shrinkage got to do with puberty though

Isn't always having a big dick better tho
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
January 08 2015 17:29 GMT
#78728
another thing that I think penis size affects is walking/running without pants. I think that being big would be a disadvantage then though.
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
January 08 2015 17:31 GMT
#78729
yeah exactly its like having big boobs is immensely impractical but it seems bigger boobs are on the rise and not just because of plastic surgery so I imagine big dicks are too
TheEmulator
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
28102 Posts
January 08 2015 17:32 GMT
#78730
On January 09 2015 02:29 Fildun wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 02:26 Slayer91 wrote:
could be a circulation thing but evolutionarily speaking literally the only advantage of being a grower is impressing da chicks

On January 09 2015 02:26 Rockafellalp wrote:
On January 09 2015 02:23 Slayer91 wrote:
ive never really experienced shrinkage that i know of but I also don't constantly check how big my dick is
plus i haven't gone swimming recently


You're also secretly Jeff's little brother aka 10 yrs old aka it doesn't experience shrinkage yet aka you're now Jeff the third.





wat has shrinkage got to do with puberty though

Isn't always having a big dick better tho

There is generally a size where girls start saying no, for both the large and small ends of the spectrum.
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jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 08 2015 17:34 GMT
#78731
On January 09 2015 02:31 Slayer91 wrote:
yeah exactly its like having big boobs is immensely impractical but it seems bigger boobs are on the rise and not just because of plastic surgery so I imagine big dicks are too


smaller > bigger in regards to breasticles
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-08 17:36:32
January 08 2015 17:35 GMT
#78732
I am 26 years old and questioning my understanding of my own anatomy. So some peoples dicks are the same length hard and soft? that sounds uncomfortable sitting around all day.
On January 09 2015 02:34 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 02:31 Slayer91 wrote:
yeah exactly its like having big boobs is immensely impractical but it seems bigger boobs are on the rise and not just because of plastic surgery so I imagine big dicks are too


smaller > bigger in regards to breasticles

i generally agree that more than a handfull is a waste but i have big hands and there are other fun things to do with them (between them)
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Prog
Profile Joined December 2009
United Kingdom1470 Posts
January 08 2015 17:35 GMT
#78733
On January 09 2015 02:31 Slayer91 wrote:
yeah exactly its like having big boobs is immensely impractical but it seems bigger boobs are on the rise and not just because of plastic surgery so I imagine big dicks are too


Maybe some sort of human handicap principle.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-08 17:38:56
January 08 2015 17:36 GMT
#78734
I don't know exactly but I think grower is like 3-4x increase or something I'm probably like 2x or so

On January 09 2015 02:35 Prog wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 02:31 Slayer91 wrote:
yeah exactly its like having big boobs is immensely impractical but it seems bigger boobs are on the rise and not just because of plastic surgery so I imagine big dicks are too


Maybe some sort of human handicap principle.


no its pretty obvious that people like big dicks and big boobs
i mean boobs
cythaze
Profile Joined June 2011
830 Posts
January 08 2015 17:36 GMT
#78735
how long til u guys start dickpic-ing each other on snapchat or smth?
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
January 08 2015 17:37 GMT
#78736
On January 09 2015 02:36 Slayer91 wrote:
I don't know exactly but I think grower is like 3-4x increase or something I'm probably like 2x or so


Is there actually a specific classification of shower vs grower? I always thought it was just a fairly vague principle lol
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
January 08 2015 17:37 GMT
#78737
Remember when we were talking about a shooting yesterday? Sometimes I think you all have alter egos that post sometimes to keep you just high enough above the water so as not to drown in your own shitposting.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-08 17:40:49
January 08 2015 17:37 GMT
#78738
On January 09 2015 02:36 cythaze wrote:
how long til u guys start dickpic-ing each other on snapchat or smth?


for science of course

On January 09 2015 02:37 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2015 02:36 Slayer91 wrote:
I don't know exactly but I think grower is like 3-4x increase or something I'm probably like 2x or so


Is there actually a specific classification of shower vs grower? I always thought it was just a fairly vague principle lol


im just kinda guessing i only really know what I read about on reddit or whatever
Rockafellalp
Profile Joined December 2014
Canada356 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-08 17:39:20
January 08 2015 17:38 GMT
#78739
I guess France had a bunch of shit go down again today. Why can't we all just be friends.


If we all just gave each other reach arounds, the world would be a better place.
Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23342 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-08 17:40:14
January 08 2015 17:39 GMT
#78740
On January 09 2015 02:37 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Remember when we were talking about a shooting yesterday? Sometimes I think you all have alter egos that post sometimes to keep you just high enough above the water so as not to drown in your own shitposting.


what we're saying is that the guys who did the shooting are a bunch of phages and overcompensating for their extremely short "temper" and rigid "belief system"

On January 09 2015 02:38 Rockafellalp wrote:
I guess France had a bunch of shit go down again today. Why can't we all just be friends.


If we all just gave each other reach arounds, the world would be a better place.


common courtesy goes a long way
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