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jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 18 2014 17:29 GMT
#74901
On December 19 2014 02:28 Dandel Ion wrote:
people can be attractive without any personality, but there definitely is a physical threshold to it
at some point the long johannes just won't want to elongate

Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
December 18 2014 17:33 GMT
#74902
continue, carl johnson
A backwards poet writes inverse.
JonGalt
Profile Joined February 2013
Pootie too good!4331 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-18 17:43:49
December 18 2014 17:41 GMT
#74903
On December 19 2014 00:25 Requizen wrote:
Yeah, I'd rather read a book than a screen, but the savings are nice and it's so convenient. My mom has one of the old Kindles with the "paper screen" or whatever they called it, and that was really, really nice. But I would miss books.


Agh, my need for technology and my love of the simple things in life are conflicting.


I feel pretty much the exact same way. Kindle's are so convenient but nothing, NOTHING, beats the actual book you can hold. Much more satisfying. I also find them easier to read.

On December 19 2014 00:56 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2014 00:42 Numy wrote:
On December 19 2014 00:29 Alzadar wrote:
oh wow there's a new girl being interviewed across the hall and she's so cute :o


She's your soulmate. Get her now before it's too late.


I think you're right! How shall I achieve this?!


"Hi, I'm Alzadar and this may be a bit bold, but I would have regretted not telling you how astoundingly beautiful you are. This may be forward, but would you like to get a cup of coffee? I'd love to know you a bit more. As for me, I'm a simple man, honest, charming, brilliant, a gentleman like no other - and quite modest."

Edit: And in my opinion, women only like douchebags because douchebags tend to be confident - even if it is in a douchey manner. Women (and men) find confidence attractive. The whole "girls only like assholes and never get with nice guys" is super overplayed because most nice guys have no confidence while the assholes believe in themself and actually talk to the women. Just my humble opinion.
LiquidLegends StaffWho is Jon Galt?
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
December 18 2014 17:42 GMT
#74904
Yes JonGalt, I'd love a cup of coffee. Oh wai-
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
December 18 2014 17:43 GMT
#74905
It would be much shorter if he just summed it up with "I'm Canadian".

Also I see your wealth and good looks and raise you a congenital depressive disorder. Ha!
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 18 2014 17:47 GMT
#74906
"Hi, I'm Alzadar. I know what you might be thinking - 'this guy is totally a doctor'. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint, but I'm just a traitorous scum."
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
December 18 2014 17:47 GMT
#74907
"Hey, do you like kpop?"

Source: it worked for me.
It's your boy Guzma!
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
December 18 2014 17:51 GMT
#74908
On December 19 2014 02:43 Alaric wrote:
It would be much shorter if he just summed it up with "I'm Canadian".

Also I see your wealth and good looks and raise you a congenital depressive disorder. Ha!


Only going after girls with depressive disorders sounds a bit scummy Alaric. I'm worried HS rage is turning you into a bad person.
Rockafellalp
Profile Joined December 2014
Canada356 Posts
December 18 2014 17:59 GMT
#74909
"Hi, so do you like stuff"

Source. It's never worked
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
December 18 2014 18:00 GMT
#74910
So wealth and good looks are for guys and diseases are for girls? Man, Numy is such a sexist.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-18 18:06:05
December 18 2014 18:05 GMT
#74911
"I'm Canadian" isn't such a strong pick-up line in Canada, though obviously it drops all the panties in lesser countries.
I am the Town Medic.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
December 18 2014 18:07 GMT
#74912
Let me fly out to the US.

"Hi, Im bri..."

Thats as far as i would get because women would jump me upon hearing my accent.

Tis true, i seen it in the movies.
Useless wet fish.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-18 18:09:11
December 18 2014 18:08 GMT
#74913
On December 19 2014 03:07 Capped wrote:
Let me fly out to the US.

"Hi, Im bri..."

Thats as far as i would get because women would jump me upon hearing my accent.

Tis true, i seen it in the movies.


More so for British women, but it is pretty true for men as well I'd say.

I guess it depends on which British accent to some degree.
I am the Town Medic.
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-18 18:10:20
December 18 2014 18:09 GMT
#74914
Oh man British women with non-trashy(Liverpool accent GARR) British accents are amazing. I fall in love every time those pasty white Goddess's speak.

EDIT: IT'S STEAM SALE TIME. RiP Wallet
Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
December 18 2014 18:10 GMT
#74915
"Want to check out my freakishly long penis?"

Source: I've seen porn before.
Hey! How you doin'?
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
December 18 2014 18:10 GMT
#74916
More into the lady-scots myself.
Capped
Profile Blog Joined June 2011
United Kingdom7236 Posts
December 18 2014 18:11 GMT
#74917
On December 19 2014 03:10 PrinceXizor wrote:
More into the lady-scots myself.


So you're in the closet and secretly like men but have to settle for the next best thing?
Useless wet fish.
Alzadar
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada5009 Posts
December 18 2014 18:12 GMT
#74918
On December 19 2014 03:10 PrinceXizor wrote:
More into the lady-scots myself.


Scots are Brits, but don't tell them so.
I am the Town Medic.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 18 2014 18:12 GMT
#74919
On December 19 2014 03:08 Alzadar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 19 2014 03:07 Capped wrote:
Let me fly out to the US.

"Hi, Im bri..."

Thats as far as i would get because women would jump me upon hearing my accent.

Tis true, i seen it in the movies.


More so for British women, but it is pretty true for men as well I'd say.

I guess it depends on which British accent to some degree.


What about Cockney? Can't understand a damn thing they're saying...
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
December 18 2014 18:13 GMT
#74920
When I went to Scotland years ago all I saw were fat women. Destroyed my image of the land. Then I sat next to a guy in a wedding that had a smoking hot Scottish wife. Don't know what to think anymore.
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