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On December 19 2014 02:28 Dandel Ion wrote: people can be attractive without any personality, but there definitely is a physical threshold to it at some point the long johannes just won't want to elongate
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Pootie too good!4331 Posts
On December 19 2014 00:25 Requizen wrote: Yeah, I'd rather read a book than a screen, but the savings are nice and it's so convenient. My mom has one of the old Kindles with the "paper screen" or whatever they called it, and that was really, really nice. But I would miss books.
Agh, my need for technology and my love of the simple things in life are conflicting.
I feel pretty much the exact same way. Kindle's are so convenient but nothing, NOTHING, beats the actual book you can hold. Much more satisfying. I also find them easier to read.
On December 19 2014 00:56 Alzadar wrote:Show nested quote +On December 19 2014 00:42 Numy wrote:On December 19 2014 00:29 Alzadar wrote: oh wow there's a new girl being interviewed across the hall and she's so cute :o She's your soulmate. Get her now before it's too late. I think you're right! How shall I achieve this?!
"Hi, I'm Alzadar and this may be a bit bold, but I would have regretted not telling you how astoundingly beautiful you are. This may be forward, but would you like to get a cup of coffee? I'd love to know you a bit more. As for me, I'm a simple man, honest, charming, brilliant, a gentleman like no other - and quite modest."
Edit: And in my opinion, women only like douchebags because douchebags tend to be confident - even if it is in a douchey manner. Women (and men) find confidence attractive. The whole "girls only like assholes and never get with nice guys" is super overplayed because most nice guys have no confidence while the assholes believe in themself and actually talk to the women. Just my humble opinion.
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Yes JonGalt, I'd love a cup of coffee. Oh wai-
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It would be much shorter if he just summed it up with "I'm Canadian".
Also I see your wealth and good looks and raise you a congenital depressive disorder. Ha!
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"Hi, I'm Alzadar. I know what you might be thinking - 'this guy is totally a doctor'. Well, I'm sorry to disappoint, but I'm just a traitorous scum."
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"Hey, do you like kpop?"
Source: it worked for me.
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On December 19 2014 02:43 Alaric wrote: It would be much shorter if he just summed it up with "I'm Canadian".
Also I see your wealth and good looks and raise you a congenital depressive disorder. Ha!
Only going after girls with depressive disorders sounds a bit scummy Alaric. I'm worried HS rage is turning you into a bad person.
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"Hi, so do you like stuff"
Source. It's never worked
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So wealth and good looks are for guys and diseases are for girls? Man, Numy is such a sexist.
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"I'm Canadian" isn't such a strong pick-up line in Canada, though obviously it drops all the panties in lesser countries.
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Let me fly out to the US.
"Hi, Im bri..."
Thats as far as i would get because women would jump me upon hearing my accent.
Tis true, i seen it in the movies.
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On December 19 2014 03:07 Capped wrote: Let me fly out to the US.
"Hi, Im bri..."
Thats as far as i would get because women would jump me upon hearing my accent.
Tis true, i seen it in the movies.
More so for British women, but it is pretty true for men as well I'd say.
I guess it depends on which British accent to some degree.
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Oh man British women with non-trashy(Liverpool accent GARR) British accents are amazing. I fall in love every time those pasty white Goddess's speak.
EDIT: IT'S STEAM SALE TIME. RiP Wallet
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"Want to check out my freakishly long penis?"
Source: I've seen porn before.
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More into the lady-scots myself.
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On December 19 2014 03:10 PrinceXizor wrote: More into the lady-scots myself.
So you're in the closet and secretly like men but have to settle for the next best thing?
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On December 19 2014 03:10 PrinceXizor wrote: More into the lady-scots myself.
Scots are Brits, but don't tell them so.
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On December 19 2014 03:08 Alzadar wrote:Show nested quote +On December 19 2014 03:07 Capped wrote: Let me fly out to the US.
"Hi, Im bri..."
Thats as far as i would get because women would jump me upon hearing my accent.
Tis true, i seen it in the movies. More so for British women, but it is pretty true for men as well I'd say. I guess it depends on which British accent to some degree.
What about Cockney? Can't understand a damn thing they're saying...
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When I went to Scotland years ago all I saw were fat women. Destroyed my image of the land. Then I sat next to a guy in a wedding that had a smoking hot Scottish wife. Don't know what to think anymore.
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