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Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
December 08 2014 14:39 GMT
#72581
On December 08 2014 23:12 Numy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2014 23:00 jcarlsoniv wrote:
I just got a bottle of wine at work...

I have no idea if I own a corkscrew.


Do you perhaps own a sword instead?


I thought that only worked with champaign.
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-08 14:41:32
December 08 2014 14:40 GMT
#72582
On December 08 2014 23:22 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2014 23:14 PrinceXizor wrote:
Dont give him ideas like that, when all he needs is a pocket knife and to stab the cork then twist.

or do what i do and never drink wine because wine sucks.


Yeah...I'm not looking to break the cork all into the bottle...

I rarely drink wine either, hence not knowing whether or not I've got a corkscrew.

nah you don't break the cork unless you are too rough with it, but everyone should have a waiters tool in their home.
i had to open some wine on a camping trip once is the only reason i learned the knife method.


wave, we're going to find out your story is like 3 words "me like smash" and you made a 5 int orc, and i'm just going to laugh.
Sufficiency
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Canada23833 Posts
December 08 2014 14:42 GMT
#72583
We got all of these tools in the office.

We are fancy like that.
https://twitter.com/SufficientStats
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
December 08 2014 14:52 GMT
#72584
On December 08 2014 23:40 PrinceXizor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2014 23:22 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On December 08 2014 23:14 PrinceXizor wrote:
Dont give him ideas like that, when all he needs is a pocket knife and to stab the cork then twist.

or do what i do and never drink wine because wine sucks.


Yeah...I'm not looking to break the cork all into the bottle...

I rarely drink wine either, hence not knowing whether or not I've got a corkscrew.

nah you don't break the cork unless you are too rough with it, but everyone should have a waiters tool in their home.
i had to open some wine on a camping trip once is the only reason i learned the knife method.


wave, we're going to find out your story is like 3 words "me like smash" and you made a 5 int orc, and i'm just going to laugh.

Fuck so much potential wasted.
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
December 08 2014 14:56 GMT
#72585
On December 08 2014 23:30 Numy wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2014 23:22 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On December 08 2014 23:14 PrinceXizor wrote:
Dont give him ideas like that, when all he needs is a pocket knife and to stab the cork then twist.

or do what i do and never drink wine because wine sucks.


Yeah...I'm not looking to break the cork all into the bottle...

I rarely drink wine either, hence not knowing whether or not I've got a corkscrew.


Do you not maybe have one of those 2/3 in one things that has corkscrew and bottle opener. I know I had one randomly due to inheriting all my grans stuff after he died.


Yeah I might have one of those that was randomly purchased when moving in almost 2 years ago lol

On December 08 2014 23:27 Alaric wrote:
TL;DR this evening you'll meet some of your neighbours. It doesn't necessarily hurt.


I've met my neighbor. She's a mid-30s crunchy white woman who I think is dating some older black guy (who has an adorable pug) from one of the other apartments in the complex. She's pretty nice.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Ketara
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States15065 Posts
December 08 2014 15:01 GMT
#72586
Sometimes you guys have conversations that make me want to move to europe.
http://www.liquidlegends.net/forum/lol-general/502075-patch-61-league-of-legends-general-discussion?page=25#498
Gahlo
Profile Joined February 2010
United States35174 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-08 15:03:29
December 08 2014 15:01 GMT
#72587
On December 08 2014 23:40 PrinceXizor wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2014 23:22 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On December 08 2014 23:14 PrinceXizor wrote:
Dont give him ideas like that, when all he needs is a pocket knife and to stab the cork then twist.

or do what i do and never drink wine because wine sucks.


Yeah...I'm not looking to break the cork all into the bottle...

I rarely drink wine either, hence not knowing whether or not I've got a corkscrew.

nah you don't break the cork unless you are too rough with it, but everyone should have a waiters tool in their home.
i had to open some wine on a camping trip once is the only reason i learned the knife method.


wave, we're going to find out your story is like 3 words "me like smash" and you made a 5 int orc, and i'm just going to laugh.

I actually have hacked his computer and looked at the file. His character is a barbarian and goes something along the lines of:

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bug bear,
Sitting on him fuzzy chair,
Big bad Ook Ook doesn't care,
and kill him for him fuzzy hair.

Screw Flanders(x infinity)

On December 08 2014 23:56 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 08 2014 23:30 Numy wrote:
On December 08 2014 23:22 jcarlsoniv wrote:
On December 08 2014 23:14 PrinceXizor wrote:
Dont give him ideas like that, when all he needs is a pocket knife and to stab the cork then twist.

or do what i do and never drink wine because wine sucks.


Yeah...I'm not looking to break the cork all into the bottle...

I rarely drink wine either, hence not knowing whether or not I've got a corkscrew.


Do you not maybe have one of those 2/3 in one things that has corkscrew and bottle opener. I know I had one randomly due to inheriting all my grans stuff after he died.


Yeah I might have one of those that was randomly purchased when moving in almost 2 years ago lol

Show nested quote +
On December 08 2014 23:27 Alaric wrote:
TL;DR this evening you'll meet some of your neighbours. It doesn't necessarily hurt.


I've met my neighbor. She's a mid-30s crunchy white woman who I think is dating some older black guy (who has an adorable pug) from one of the other apartments in the complex. She's pretty nice.

Is crunchy the female equivalent of juicy or just the opposite?
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-08 15:04:35
December 08 2014 15:04 GMT
#72588
Nah, crunchy ≈ hippie

Ya know, like granola
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Numy
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
South Africa35471 Posts
December 08 2014 15:18 GMT
#72589
Is she crunchy because she doesn't wash?
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
December 08 2014 15:30 GMT
#72590
On December 09 2014 00:04 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Nah, crunchy ≈ hippie

Ya know, like granola

huh i didn't know either of those terms. learned something new.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
mordek
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States12705 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-08 15:33:09
December 08 2014 15:32 GMT
#72591
On December 09 2014 00:04 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Nah, crunchy ≈ hippie

Ya know, like granola

Hmm, I thought it was more of those organic hipster type moms... granted I heard this usage for the first time like two weeks ago and have no idea really.

edit: too many huhs in a row.
It is vanity to love what passes quickly and not to look ahead where eternal joy abides. Tiberius77 | Mordek #1881 "I took a mint!"
Alaric
Profile Joined November 2009
France45622 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-08 15:33:46
December 08 2014 15:33 GMT
#72592
For me crunchy meant "whiter than white", as in super pale or something, nerd-style.
Cant take LMS hipsters serious.
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-08 15:35:46
December 08 2014 15:35 GMT
#72593
On December 09 2014 00:32 mordek wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 09 2014 00:04 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Nah, crunchy ≈ hippie

Ya know, like granola

Hmm, I thought it was more of those organic hipster type moms... granted I heard this usage for the first time like two weeks ago and have no idea really.

edit: too many huhs in a row.


well, hippies tend to be super organic, granola stoners or whatever - which has somewhat been adopted by hipsters, and has since become more mainstream

But in my mind, someone who's a hipster and someone who's crunchy can be entirely different from each other

edit - and as I think about it, even "crunchy" only sometimes = "hippie"
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
GhandiEAGLE
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States20754 Posts
December 08 2014 16:08 GMT
#72594
Crunchy sounds like something Shelke would say.
Oh, my achin' hands, from rakin' in grands, and breakin' in mic stands
Chexx
Profile Joined May 2011
Korea (South)11232 Posts
December 08 2014 16:18 GMT
#72595
On December 09 2014 01:08 GhandiEAGLE wrote:
Crunchy sounds like something Shelke would say.

chips are crunchy
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Zdrastochye
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Ivory Coast6262 Posts
December 08 2014 16:48 GMT
#72596
Crunchy stems from the term "earthy crunchy". It means hippie-ish. Duh!
Hey! How you doin'?
Requizen
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
United States33802 Posts
December 08 2014 16:49 GMT
#72597
Hello

I think about things, and sometimes I over think them. This leads to sometimes not being happy when I should be.

But you dickbags are always there to make me smile. Thanks, you jerks.
It's your boy Guzma!
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
December 08 2014 16:51 GMT
#72598
When I first read that, I thought that was the shittiest way to describe someone. "Crunchy".... Really?
Jeff.... Little kid... Jeffery.... Today just focus on school and don't post. I think Jeff should be TLLOLOTGD's little kid that we support as he goes through the high school and college. Aka he shouldn't be allowed to post during school times and when finals are close he should only have limited time during the day to post here. Cause we all just want to see you do well little buddy.
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
December 08 2014 16:51 GMT
#72599
On December 09 2014 01:49 Requizen wrote:
Hello

I think about things, and sometimes I over think them. This leads to sometimes not being happy when I should be.

But you dickbags are always there to make me smile. Thanks, you jerks.


Like fuck. Buck up.
Crusnik
Profile Joined December 2010
United States5378 Posts
December 08 2014 16:57 GMT
#72600
I am bored, but nothing interests me on Steam...halp
Steam: rook492
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