Off-Topic General Discussion - Page 2907

Finished first day of 5E. Came across a halfling street performer that I nicked a few gold off of and left a signal he was an easy mark. He ended up being the bard in the group but he and the dragonkin cleric were busy roleplaying as debate because the bard is a pathological liar, so I was able to in character and out of character do my business without them knowing. There was a druid that was takes almost everything literally and gets him mind stuck on idea. He is never endingly curious about what getting shafted means and the process of getting so is. I told him numerous times to shut his mouth. Some silent sorcerer guy in robes decided to come along for who knows why.

Traveled out west to deal with angry farmers complaining about undead, after I was able to convince the constabulary to pay us double because nobody else would go. Most people in the city thought the farmers were trying to get handouts. Came across a church that had recently had an issue with restless dead. I convinced him to give us money to deal with the pack that had moved on, might as well make 2 suckers out of 1 job. The druid insisted in calling the abbot a rabbit. During the night a bunch of zombies attacked, but weren't able to to enter the curch grounds so the bard and I took potshots with darts and my rapier, Wit. The cleric went full holy man and stormed into the battle with a light emitting holy symbol held high. The druid jumped out of the window and turned into a brown bear. The sorcerer was really bad at aiming spells and one time decided to incur 3 AoOs instead of using his action to disengage.

I enjoyed explaining how I threw a dart for 17 damage.