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kainzero
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States5211 Posts
August 08 2014 18:57 GMT
#53981
On August 09 2014 03:55 Scip wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2014 03:37 kainzero wrote:
my plan was just like when a terrible jungle elise comes to gank for you at an awful timing and throws a cocoon at max range that obviously whiffs and then just leaves like nothing happened, which makes everyone in that lane frustrated at what just happened

So you're going to try to cum on his face from 10m away and then awkwardly leave when you miss?

wtf is this metric system
Crusnik
Profile Joined December 2010
United States5378 Posts
August 08 2014 19:02 GMT
#53982
~33 feet you casul.
Steam: rook492
Marmy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Iran1697 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-08-08 19:03:38
August 08 2014 19:02 GMT
#53983
Hey Guys NEW PC!!! Going to stream late tonight around 10PM PST and play some darksouls!!! If this comp works....
Edit: Also Wave I need your help...
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
August 08 2014 19:03 GMT
#53984
Isn't that kinda past your bedtime armfar?
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Marmy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Iran1697 Posts
August 08 2014 19:04 GMT
#53985
On August 09 2014 04:03 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Isn't that kinda past your bedtime armfar?

a little bit...shhhhhh
Crusnik
Profile Joined December 2010
United States5378 Posts
August 08 2014 19:06 GMT
#53986
If its dark souls related, you can ask me. The knowledge I gained from my masochistic friends is immense.
Steam: rook492
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
August 08 2014 19:08 GMT
#53987
On August 09 2014 04:04 thearmfar wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2014 04:03 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Isn't that kinda past your bedtime armfar?

a little bit...shhhhhh


I like you, New Jeff. Old Jeff would fight being young with some snide, ironic remark.
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
August 08 2014 19:10 GMT
#53988
On August 09 2014 04:08 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2014 04:04 thearmfar wrote:
On August 09 2014 04:03 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Isn't that kinda past your bedtime armfar?

a little bit...shhhhhh


I like you, New Jeff. Old Jeff would fight being young with some snide, ironic remark.

Since when do we allow fossils to post on this forum
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
Marmy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Iran1697 Posts
August 08 2014 19:13 GMT
#53989
On August 09 2014 04:08 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2014 04:04 thearmfar wrote:
On August 09 2014 04:03 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Isn't that kinda past your bedtime armfar?

a little bit...shhhhhh


I like you, New Jeff. Old Jeff would fight being young with some snide, ironic remark.

I think old Jeff is coming back today... I might be wrong though
PrinceXizor
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States17713 Posts
August 08 2014 19:16 GMT
#53990
I've been cockteased by phonecalls for the last few days. every time i get so excited thinking its about a job application i filled out. and its about something mundane, like the apartment office calling about a notification or a random wrong numbers.
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
August 08 2014 19:21 GMT
#53991
I usually have to pay by the minuet to get cock teased over the phone.
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
Shelke14
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada6655 Posts
August 08 2014 19:24 GMT
#53992
Jeff is dead
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
August 08 2014 19:31 GMT
#53993
On August 09 2014 04:24 Shelke14 wrote:
Jeff is dead


Long live Jeff.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
August 08 2014 19:31 GMT
#53994
On August 09 2014 04:24 Shelke14 wrote:
Jeff is dead


that's why we have New Jeff
Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Frudgey
Profile Joined September 2012
Canada3367 Posts
August 08 2014 19:36 GMT
#53995
On August 09 2014 04:24 Shelke14 wrote:
Jeff is dead

What are you guys talking about?

Jeff isn't dead. Jeff lives on in our hearts.

Do you know when a man truly dies?

When he is forgotten.
It is better to die for The Emperor than live for yourself.
Marmy
Profile Blog Joined January 2013
Iran1697 Posts
August 08 2014 19:36 GMT
#53996
On August 09 2014 04:31 jcarlsoniv wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2014 04:24 Shelke14 wrote:
Jeff is dead


that's why we have New Jeff

I am not new Jeff... there is no way I could be as beautiful as Jeff
jcarlsoniv
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States27922 Posts
August 08 2014 19:38 GMT
#53997
On August 09 2014 04:36 Frudgey wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2014 04:24 Shelke14 wrote:
Jeff is dead

What are you guys talking about?

Jeff isn't dead. Jeff lives on in our hearts.

Do you know when a man truly dies?

When he is forgotten.


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Soniv ||| Soniv#1962 ||| @jcarlsoniv ||| The Big Golem ||| Join the Glorious Evolution. What's your favorite aminal, a bear? ||| Joe "Don't call me Daniel" "Soniv" "Daniel" Carlsberg LXIX ||| Paging Dr. John Shadow
Scip
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Czech Republic11293 Posts
August 08 2014 19:40 GMT
#53998
No, a man dies when the brain stops functioning. Couldn't give less of a fuck about memories.
That's something that irked me during Attack on Titan too. "We have to do this, so that the sacrifices of our comrades are not in vain!" but that's like the least important reason ever. Who cares about sacrifices of some worm-infested methane-bloating corpses?
"It may be pleasurable for some of us to imagine being ravished" - Christopher Hitchens in a debate with feminists RIP 2011 Psalm 2:9 You shall break them with a rod of iron
AsmodeusXI
Profile Blog Joined July 2007
United States15536 Posts
August 08 2014 19:43 GMT
#53999
On August 09 2014 04:40 Scip wrote:
No, a man dies when the brain stops functioning. Couldn't give less of a fuck about memories.
That's something that irked me during Attack on Titan too. "We have to do this, so that the sacrifices of our comrades are not in vain!" but that's like the least important reason ever. Who cares about sacrifices of some worm-infested methane-bloating corpses?


Someday we will speak to you of the human soul you Euroblasphemer.
WriterTL > RL. BNet: Asmodeus#1187 - LoL: DJForeclosure - Steam: asmodeusxi | www.n3rddimension.com
ComaDose
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada10357 Posts
August 08 2014 19:44 GMT
#54000
fallen comrades are a sunken cost, it would be foolish to base motivations around them
BW pros training sc2 is like kiss making a dub step album.
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