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On August 25 2011 03:10 Umpteen wrote:
I like watching July. Too many Zergs drone like a teenage boy beating off in his room with one eye on the door in case his mum comes up the stairs, and then has to try and shove everything back in his pants at the last second when she does. With July, it's like he's noisily banging his girlfriend while yelling downstairs that his goddamn dinner had better be ready when he's done.
My god, that was the best zerg analogy I've ever read lol.
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On August 25 2011 03:10 Umpteen wrote:
I like watching July. Too many Zergs drone like a teenage boy beating off in his room with one eye on the door in case his mum comes up the stairs, and then has to try and shove everything back in his pants at the last second when she does. With July, it's like he's noisily banging his girlfriend while yelling downstairs that his goddamn dinner had better be ready when he's done.
eeh?
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On August 25 2011 03:10 Umpteen wrote:
I like watching July. Too many Zergs drone like a teenage boy beating off in his room with one eye on the door in case his mum comes up the stairs, and then has to try and shove everything back in his pants at the last second when she does. With July, it's like he's noisily banging his girlfriend while yelling downstairs that his goddamn dinner had better be ready when he's done.
Hahahahahaha. What a wonderful allegory of July's play style.
I <3 you
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On August 25 2011 03:10 Umpteen wrote:
I like watching July. Too many Zergs drone like a teenage boy beating off in his room with one eye on the door in case his mum comes up the stairs, and then has to try and shove everything back in his pants at the last second when she does. With July, it's like he's noisily banging his girlfriend while yelling downstairs that his goddamn dinner had better be ready when he's done.
Pure Gold.
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On August 25 2011 03:12 adalcim wrote:
Yeah! Huk, that was amazing! If he can beat MVP in the Ro8, he can beat everyone. Go Huk!
Everyone but Polt, you mean, who I think can destroy every Protoss in the world in a BO7 without dropping more than two games.
I've said this before, but I think MVP and MMA are unbeatable in a TvZ in a BO5 and BO7. They have wildly different styles. MVP plays more safe and solid while MMA plays more scrappy, but they're equally impressive. MMA's multipronged drops and absolutely manhandled NesTea in group stages, and MVP's macro is godly once he gets it going.
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On August 25 2011 03:12 adalcim wrote:
Yeah! Huk, that was amazing! If he can beat MVP in the Ro8, he can beat everyone. Go Huk!
His record against MVP says he will do otherwise. Either way, he's our foreigner hope now and I'm a total fanboy so I want to see Huk pull some magic out of his new EG shirt sleeves.
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On August 25 2011 03:10 Umpteen wrote:
I like watching July. Too many Zergs drone like a teenage boy beating off in his room with one eye on the door in case his mum comes up the stairs, and then has to try and shove everything back in his pants at the last second when she does. With July, it's like he's noisily banging his girlfriend while yelling downstairs that his goddamn dinner had better be ready when he's done.
hurr hurr so funny XD
no but in reality you can't play like July every single game. When you actually see July play safe (like his open bracket games at MLG) all he does at the beginning is drone. What he does is a coinflip (there are exceptions like game 2 against hongunt) and shouldn't be considered a solid playstyle. I'm not against it but I don't think Zerg winrates will increase if every Zerg started 6pooling and baneling allining.
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daaaaaaaaaaaaayum i knew mvp was gonna take out nestea
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On August 25 2011 03:10 Umpteen wrote:
I like watching July. Too many Zergs drone like a teenage boy beating off in his room with one eye on the door in case his mum comes up the stairs, and then has to try and shove everything back in his pants at the last second when she does. With July, it's like he's noisily banging his girlfriend while yelling downstairs that his goddamn dinner had better be ready when he's done.
Ah. So that's why people keep saying that someone has caught the zerg "with his pants down" after a successful timing attack.
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offtopic
anyone got ranking by how many times who won GSL CODE S ?
Nestea 2
MC 2
MVP 1
Rain 1
?
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lol rain? and MC won Code-S once
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On August 25 2011 04:22 plutonowy wrote:
offtopic
anyone got ranking by how many times who won GSL CODE S ?
Nestea 2
MC 2
MVP 1
Rain 1
?
WTF Rain?
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On August 25 2011 04:22 plutonowy wrote:
offtopic
anyone got ranking by how many times who won GSL CODE S ?
Nestea 2
MC 2
MVP 1
Rain 1
?
No no no
This is it:
Nestea 3
MC 2
MVP 2
Polt 1
Fruitdealer 1
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If you count only Code S, then it is:
Nestea: 2
MC: 1
MVP: 1
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On August 25 2011 04:35 Windows 7 wrote:
If you count only Code S, then it is:
Nestea: 2
MC: 1
MVP: 1
Yep, MC/Nestea/Fruitdealer won an Open Season, Polt won the Super Tournament and MVP the World Championship additionally to what you mentioned.
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On August 25 2011 03:10 Umpteen wrote:
I like watching July. Too many Zergs drone like a teenage boy beating off in his room with one eye on the door in case his mum comes up the stairs, and then has to try and shove everything back in his pants at the last second when she does. With July, it's like he's noisily banging his girlfriend while yelling downstairs that his goddamn dinner had better be ready when he's done.
Best thing I've read all day
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I don't get why people are mad over the bunker block on bel shir beach. Why go to a macro game with a zerg on a zerg favor map? and they are playing for their career/money a win is a win, maybe Nestea should baneling bust all-in more? or 6 pool?
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On August 25 2011 03:10 Umpteen wrote:
I like watching July. Too many Zergs drone like a teenage boy beating off in his room with one eye on the door in case his mum comes up the stairs, and then has to try and shove everything back in his pants at the last second when she does. With July, it's like he's noisily banging his girlfriend while yelling downstairs that his goddamn dinner had better be ready when he's done.
Hahaha you made my day sir. Such a brilliant analogy !
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Nice!!! Huk beating Nada and MVP 2-0ing Nestea!!
However MVP vs Nestea sucks to have been in ro16
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On August 24 2011 18:42 Horseballs wrote:
MMA out-multitasked Nestea. MVP straight-up out-macroed him.
out macroed is a misnomer it would imply that nestea's macro slipped. MvP did exactly what it was expected he would do 2 rax into double orbital. Zerg cannot scout/punish this and he is behind because of it. The trouble with this strtegy as zerg is that it comes at a time where zerg is completely guessing with no way to scout. nestea has to prepare for an attack that could come with an army that cannot punish this build. By the time the orbita;l has moved to MvP's third it has already payed for itself. Nestea saw this and expanded to his 4th but he was already behind. the game was over at the ~10 minute mark. mvp used this same build against DRG at MLG.
Also mma did not "out multitask"nestea he abused nestea's lack of mutas with drops, the fact that nestea held on that long is incredible.
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