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Since the last time I spilt some incoherent jibberish instead of writing a game report on these pages went thru rather fine with u guys, I'm here again, doing Rek's job. T_T
Oh btw, beware - I've been accepted to Gardening High, so as soon as I get my diplomae... heads will roll. But till then, since u guys don't give a flying about what "Mynock says" I'll just make it simpler this time - bleh - u guys are downloading the whole stuff anyway.
So lesse what do we have here, humm... Once again incest non-plus-ultra; two [pG] guys from Europe participating in Liq-Rek's-goddamn-/f-list-bet FFS. Get us somebody to represent the Han-min-joks, huk. Otherwise if 2 EU [pG]s meet u know what we get? U know?? We get
Game 1: Infinity[pG] (RZ) [@9] vs Suker[pG] (T) [@6] on The Lost Temple
The hardcore action kicks off with a dog chasing a nig... I mean a ling chasing an SCV all around in Infinity's base, but then... uhh. 13 mins - death count: 1 ling, 2 scvs, 2 ovis and the 2 lurks one of them carried (+ a sunken Inf demolished himself - what u want, some can aim, some can't.). Oh yeah, gotta love the golden rule of TvZ: strictly NO attacks under 130 supply (yeah battle of the minds, sure sure). Lucky for us tho somewhere at the 13:30 min mark, when Inf's drones started to feel too safe around their little Lair, and one of them shouted something along the lines of "Arschlööööcheeeee" across the canyon over to Suker's, and that's all that was needed to make a group of bullies pop into their hover-wheeler along with their girls and kick some drone-ass. Not much damage but hey - the big-mouth mfker got his balls kicked. Another 2 rather unsuccessful attempts to hit-and-run Inf's exp o'er @ 3 made Suker's main forces realise that the siesta HAS to end sometime and so they slooowly started moving around towards the middle -__-;;. Here In
f was madly typing away "hey wtf, no rush <130 !!!" while trying to evade Suker's forces in the middle - didn't have his swarm ready yet - how can u fight w/o THAT?. And guess what, it's the swarm that brought him the eventual victory (not to mention the Die-Hard expo @3 which survived 7 attacks before finally succumbing to the pressure) for in the end it all came down to "Not enough minerals".
(1-0)
Game 2: Infinity[pG] (RZ) [@11] vs Suker[pG] (T) [@1] on Guillotine
When on korean maps, play korean style, isn't that so? Bit more action right from the beginning this time, Inf being tricky with his cancelled hydra den, and Suker being tricky still with his early wraith support. Mutalisks scourging around the spanish camp, and a breakin of muta-ling into a seemingly dead-already base, but u can't quite beat the power of SCV+medic, nope. Some pretty impressive show of marine+SV control in the middle, but then the same l33t cr3w dies to some lings instead T_T. Suker then tries and tries again but "zee germans" got the map.
(2-0)
Game 3: Infinity[pG] (RP) [@2] vs Suker[pG] (T) [@11] on Sin Gaema Gowon
Thanks to Infinity's randomness we FINALLY see a real matchup here. No slimyness, and the guns are also present. Suker goes for a rather popular approach on this map and pulls off some real hardcore art bamboo that would make Gundam look like a suCker if only Infinity didn't kill everything off in like... 3 seconds. Here both palyers succesfully expand to their naturals (surprisingly Suker survives his initial art), we see some nice goon dancing after which Inf commits the mistake of going head-to-head into a T push on Gowon and Suker's got his chances all the way back again. It isn't long and the whole center is excavated by vultures' mines and the siege legs of numerous tanks. Pretty much constant-action TvP - just the way I like it, yeah. And tho there was some Infinity in the lower left corner of the map, at the end it was too much Suker everywhere else.
(2-1)
Game 4: Infinity[pG] (RP) [@7] vs Suker[pG] (Z) [@11] on Neo Blade Storm
Gods of Random weren't with Inf on this one as he got into a pretty messy thing here - PvZ on BS, huk. He tried to cheese himself out of it, but it turned out his pylon blocking was one helluva leaky construction, and so the 1 gate forge cannons turned into a 1 gate exp with cannons. Dunno why Suker didn't take his chance here with a 3 hatch ling or something sortof, but his 3 hatch hydras sure didn't work. Both took all their naturals and the game went into a rather funky cors-reaver vs hydra-dropping style. Here a drop, there a drop - all the reavers pop-pop, and since devourers vs reavers isn't exactly Freddy vs Jason, Suker morphs some guards to finish it.
(2-2)
Game 5: Infinity[pG] (RP) [@7] vs Suker[pG] (Z) [@11] on Incubus
Again no luck for Inf. Again a cannon-rush. Lings pwn. 7 mins.
(2-3)
*Here the series stopped for a break coz Infinity had a lot of pushups/situps/pullups to do. Suker took the opportunity to run a few kms.*
Game 6: Infinity[pG] (RP) [@7] vs Suker[pG] (Z) [@11] on Plains to Hill
With a vicious "Stirb!!" Inf's probes try to duke it out right away, falter at the real battlemachines' (lings that is) "mueres!" however, as this game is sent into overtime as well. You wouldn't expect it from a map like p2h, but the game is pretty good, especially if u like PvZ. Mutas from Suker, goons + cors + reavers from Inf, huk. And those reavers REALLY do make a feast of ling-meat up at the entrance to Suk's base. 32 and 26 kills respectively for the 2 hero reavers, hummmmm, now THAT's a grill. Aggressively taking out each other's expansions on the whole map, cannons blossoming on every field, say hello to god of power and wealth! A caleidoscope of units present in the game, and I really don't quite know why Suker lost this one, seemed to be by a very small margin however.
(3-3)
Game 7: Infinity[pG] (P) [@5] vs Suker[pG] (T) [@1] on Neo Forbidden Zone
Infinity really aimed to seal it all off air-tight by not allowing a slip-up matchup-wise. PvT on NFZ and with the expected results: some rather bleak with goliaths from Suker which turn into shuttle-hunt really, and Infinity takes all the advantage he needs to secure everything. The map is taken pretty soon and Suk sukkumbs to the pressure.
(4-3)
Meanwhile...
Somewhere in the US...
In some random house...
A kid wakes up in cold sweat...
ejai63: -Uh... uhhh... I sense... a disturbance in the Force...... as if...
-Mynock
