Good stuff! I especially liked the colorful similes:

"ElkY's Vultures charged into the naked Protoss encampment like sperm into a uterus, penetrating everything in sight..."

Oh, and I will grudgingly add that I suggested in a previous post the Elky vs. Rekrul matchup, foolishly thinking that it might be a competitive series.

DieHard

United States4 Posts

February 11 2003 15:42 GMT

#23

damn damn damn... 7zips no mercy man, i didn't think elky was dat good

hilarious report btw, gj

mensrea

Canada5062 Posts

February 11 2003 16:40 GMT

#24

haha, fantastic job, Dudey. I've only gotten to the intro and I'm already laughing my snots out. *snort*

Many, many thx to ElkY and Rekrul for the games. I think we're gonna have to start bringing in Koreans to this thing, no offense to the rest of the world. And don't bother getting up to defend yourself Rek - gotta rest that sore anus of yours. Ouch.

guS

Sweden7 Posts

February 11 2003 17:18 GMT

#25

He writes "I love Aram" with his units and mines in the last match

guS

Sweden7 Posts

February 11 2003 17:20 GMT

#26

He wrote "I love Aram" with his units and mines in the last match.

Quiksilver

United States424 Posts

February 11 2003 17:23 GMT

#27

ugh let Elky play until he wants to stop!

mindspike

Canada1902 Posts

February 11 2003 17:27 GMT

#28

Heh, I dont think its the fact that Elky is THAT good.
I think its the fact that Rekrul and other gosu foreigners that think they are good dont compare to PRO-gamers.

Elky wont lose until he has to play another pro-gamer.

guS

Sweden7 Posts

February 11 2003 17:35 GMT

#29

Let Daaman play against him. It could be a close match. Beacause Daaman can play all races.

guS

Sweden7 Posts

February 11 2003 17:38 GMT

#30

Let Daaman play against him. It could be a close match. Beacause Daaman can play all races.

Rekrul

Korea (South)17174 Posts

February 11 2003 18:05 GMT

#31

Asdf Mensrea maybe "Let Elky keep on rolling?" Poll and let him keep playing just for this special occasion....if the public wills it that is :O

Btw I wished dudey stayed a Liquibition reporter...good shit :O

rei

United States3593 Posts

February 11 2003 19:12 GMT

#32

make boxer play elky, it will be raping of elky by boxer 7-0 muwhaahha
elky never beaten boxer before

MPXMX

Canada4309 Posts

February 11 2003 19:18 GMT

#33

sickness...

juhhA

United States295 Posts

February 11 2003 19:34 GMT

#34

:O gg ElkY and Rekrul

OMG BEST REPORT EVER FUNNY SHIT

nArAnjO

Peru2571 Posts

February 11 2003 19:35 GMT

#35

this liquibition wasn't fair, all games were one sided, and game 7 .. well elky had 10000 mins and 5000 gas and rekrul 100 mins and 400 gas -.- u need to find better players to play elky or else elky's gonna quit =[. Lolz that LOL writed with mines and units and then turend into I Love Aram was funny.. wasn't one supossed to do that against newbie opponents?

Anyway that must have been a hell of a practice for rekrul im sure he will do better next time =)

Plague

United States35 Posts

February 11 2003 19:44 GMT

#36

"Dragoons melted, Zealots vaporized, buildings were set on fire, and Rekrul was sent back to Aiur."

Awesome.

"p.s. elky should play until he loses gag "

we would probably have to wait for a long time for that to happen

uT)CyrAx

United States282 Posts

February 11 2003 19:56 GMT

#37

ROFLMAOAOAOFASMFKASLJAKSFAS

fucking 117