[OSL] 2010 Bacchus Semi-Final: Stork v Modesty - Page 3

There are overarching rules and laws that govern the universe. Out of the many laws I could talk about, I would like to talk about two of them. One such law is that the buttered toast always lands buttered side down. Another law is that a cat will always land on their feet. What makes these two laws interesting is that it's really easy to imagine a scenario involving these two laws that would, theoretically, lead to disasterous consequences -- what would happen if we tied a piece of buttered toast on a cat and dropped it?

Of course, the world is a little bit better designed than our rather childish thoughts regarding the matter -- the cat would simply land on its feet and the universe does not implode from an infinite loop. When two such laws collide -- exceptions are made, and it is only through these exceptions that the buttered toast, for once, does not land buttered side down.

On January 28 2011 18:33 DropBear wrote:
You really don't like Stork do you Milkis