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kitaman27 *
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9245 Posts
June 01 2013 20:23 GMT
#2441
I nearly forgot my own!

##Kill Acro by locking him in a room with Oats until he begs for death
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
raynpelikoneet
Profile Joined April 2007
Finland43270 Posts
June 01 2013 20:31 GMT
#2442
##Plant: Scamp

good luck guys.
table for two on a tv tray
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 01 2013 20:43 GMT
#2443
I knew justice would be served

##Kill Acro by stringing him upside down by his limbs in an X-shape, then sawing him in half the long way, starting between the two testicles and proceeding downwards to his neck

The blood flow to his head should keep him alive until about three quarters of the way through his torso when he will go into shock from the blood loss.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Baker1986
Profile Joined May 2013
217 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-06-01 20:44:35
June 01 2013 20:44 GMT
#2444
Well if it doesn't, I shall beat it into submission... with my charm.
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
June 01 2013 20:44 GMT
#2445
On June 02 2013 05:43 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
I knew justice would be served

##Kill Acro by stringing him upside down by his limbs in an X-shape, then sawing him in half the long way, starting between the two testicles and proceeding downwards to his neck

The blood flow to his head should keep him alive until about three quarters of the way through his torso when he will go into shock from the blood loss.

You sure you didn't mistype your name when you wrote it, [UoN]Sinister?
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 01 2013 20:47 GMT
#2446
On June 02 2013 05:44 ObviousOne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2013 05:43 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
I knew justice would be served

##Kill Acro by stringing him upside down by his limbs in an X-shape, then sawing him in half the long way, starting between the two testicles and proceeding downwards to his neck

The blood flow to his head should keep him alive until about three quarters of the way through his torso when he will go into shock from the blood loss.

You sure you didn't mistype your name when you wrote it, [UoN]Sinister?

You sure know how to make a man blush
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Blazinghand *
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States25558 Posts
June 01 2013 20:49 GMT
#2447
testicle is like the worst word
When you stare into the iCCup, the iCCup stares back.
TL+ Member
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
June 01 2013 20:55 GMT
#2448
On June 02 2013 05:47 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2013 05:44 ObviousOne wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:43 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
I knew justice would be served

##Kill Acro by stringing him upside down by his limbs in an X-shape, then sawing him in half the long way, starting between the two testicles and proceeding downwards to his neck

The blood flow to his head should keep him alive until about three quarters of the way through his torso when he will go into shock from the blood loss.

You sure you didn't mistype your name when you wrote it, [UoN]Sinister?

You sure know how to make a man blush

OO is short for, like, Double O, or something and I'm like, a super spy who tells everyone his real name so it's totally cool, bro -- I get it.
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
June 01 2013 20:55 GMT
#2449
On June 02 2013 05:49 Blazinghand wrote:
testicle is like the worst word

This is patently falsetto.
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 01 2013 21:00 GMT
#2450
On June 02 2013 05:55 ObviousOne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2013 05:47 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:44 ObviousOne wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:43 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
I knew justice would be served

##Kill Acro by stringing him upside down by his limbs in an X-shape, then sawing him in half the long way, starting between the two testicles and proceeding downwards to his neck

The blood flow to his head should keep him alive until about three quarters of the way through his torso when he will go into shock from the blood loss.

You sure you didn't mistype your name when you wrote it, [UoN]Sinister?

You sure know how to make a man blush

OO is short for, like, Double O, or something and I'm like, a super spy who tells everyone his real name so it's totally cool, bro -- I get it.

You're less obvious than your name would imply
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
June 01 2013 21:02 GMT
#2451
On June 02 2013 06:00 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2013 05:55 ObviousOne wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:47 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:44 ObviousOne wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:43 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
I knew justice would be served

##Kill Acro by stringing him upside down by his limbs in an X-shape, then sawing him in half the long way, starting between the two testicles and proceeding downwards to his neck

The blood flow to his head should keep him alive until about three quarters of the way through his torso when he will go into shock from the blood loss.

You sure you didn't mistype your name when you wrote it, [UoN]Sinister?

You sure know how to make a man blush

OO is short for, like, Double O, or something and I'm like, a super spy who tells everyone his real name so it's totally cool, bro -- I get it.

You're less obvious than your name would imply

If you ever need someone who knows his way around a chainsaw (or perhaps you prefer the intimacy of a hack saw blade you sly devil, you) for nefarious ends... I know a guy who knows a guy.
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 01 2013 21:03 GMT
#2452
On June 02 2013 06:02 ObviousOne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2013 06:00 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:55 ObviousOne wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:47 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:44 ObviousOne wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:43 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
I knew justice would be served

##Kill Acro by stringing him upside down by his limbs in an X-shape, then sawing him in half the long way, starting between the two testicles and proceeding downwards to his neck

The blood flow to his head should keep him alive until about three quarters of the way through his torso when he will go into shock from the blood loss.

You sure you didn't mistype your name when you wrote it, [UoN]Sinister?

You sure know how to make a man blush

OO is short for, like, Double O, or something and I'm like, a super spy who tells everyone his real name so it's totally cool, bro -- I get it.

You're less obvious than your name would imply

If you ever need someone who knows his way around a chainsaw (or perhaps you prefer the intimacy of a hack saw blade you sly devil, you) for nefarious ends... I know a guy who knows a guy.

Hacksaws are for metal. I prefer a simple bonesaw to get the job done.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
June 01 2013 21:04 GMT
#2453
On June 02 2013 06:03 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2013 06:02 ObviousOne wrote:
On June 02 2013 06:00 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:55 ObviousOne wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:47 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:44 ObviousOne wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:43 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
I knew justice would be served

##Kill Acro by stringing him upside down by his limbs in an X-shape, then sawing him in half the long way, starting between the two testicles and proceeding downwards to his neck

The blood flow to his head should keep him alive until about three quarters of the way through his torso when he will go into shock from the blood loss.

You sure you didn't mistype your name when you wrote it, [UoN]Sinister?

You sure know how to make a man blush

OO is short for, like, Double O, or something and I'm like, a super spy who tells everyone his real name so it's totally cool, bro -- I get it.

You're less obvious than your name would imply

If you ever need someone who knows his way around a chainsaw (or perhaps you prefer the intimacy of a hack saw blade you sly devil, you) for nefarious ends... I know a guy who knows a guy.

Hacksaws are for metal. I prefer a simple bonesaw to get the job done.

Is that anything like a bonsai blade?
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 01 2013 21:10 GMT
#2454
On June 02 2013 06:04 ObviousOne wrote:
Show nested quote +
On June 02 2013 06:03 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On June 02 2013 06:02 ObviousOne wrote:
On June 02 2013 06:00 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:55 ObviousOne wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:47 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:44 ObviousOne wrote:
On June 02 2013 05:43 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
I knew justice would be served

##Kill Acro by stringing him upside down by his limbs in an X-shape, then sawing him in half the long way, starting between the two testicles and proceeding downwards to his neck

The blood flow to his head should keep him alive until about three quarters of the way through his torso when he will go into shock from the blood loss.

You sure you didn't mistype your name when you wrote it, [UoN]Sinister?

You sure know how to make a man blush

OO is short for, like, Double O, or something and I'm like, a super spy who tells everyone his real name so it's totally cool, bro -- I get it.

You're less obvious than your name would imply

If you ever need someone who knows his way around a chainsaw (or perhaps you prefer the intimacy of a hack saw blade you sly devil, you) for nefarious ends... I know a guy who knows a guy.

Hacksaws are for metal. I prefer a simple bonesaw to get the job done.

Is that anything like a bonsai blade?


It's essentially a sturdier hacksaw, slightly less proficient at what a hacksaw is built to do although better at cutting things like wood and bones.

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ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
June 01 2013 21:12 GMT
#2455
You misspelled boners
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 01 2013 21:16 GMT
#2456
I doubt Acro will have an erection given that all his blood is meant to go to his head.
Нас зовет дух отцов, память старых бойцов, дух Москвы и твердыня Полтавы
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18218 Posts
June 01 2013 21:38 GMT
#2457
On June 02 2013 05:43 [UoN]Sentinel wrote:
I knew justice would be served

##Kill Acro by stringing him upside down by his limbs in an X-shape, then sawing him in half the long way, starting between the two testicles and proceeding downwards to his neck

The blood flow to his head should keep him alive until about three quarters of the way through his torso when he will go into shock from the blood loss.



Also... how the hell do you know that?
kitaman27 *
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States9245 Posts
June 01 2013 21:39 GMT
#2458
Any last words Acro?
I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt. I mean not that fancy store bought dirt. That stuffs loaded with nutrients. I... I can't compete with that stuff.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18218 Posts
June 01 2013 21:44 GMT
#2459
[UoN]Sentinel
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States11320 Posts
June 01 2013 21:56 GMT
#2460
On June 02 2013 06:44 Acrofales wrote:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx0Ru_1zPVk


I beg to differ

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