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Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18240 Posts
April 04 2013 17:07 GMT
#81
Okay, here's some hidden coaching advice:

Marvellosity is scum
Hapahauli is a medic
and Dandel Ion is a vanilla townie

Any other alignments you are going to have to figure out for yourselves!

FAQ:

Q: I am a <insert blue role here>, when should I claim?
A: Is your name VE? Claim early and claim often. Otherwise claim when it most helps town and least helps scum. You can ask your coaches (Hapa and me) about that kind of stuff. Handy guideline: when in doubt, DON'T claim.

Q: I did <something> and now people want to kill me! What should I do?
A: Is your name grush? Yell STAR SENSES and afk again. Otherwise, people mistakenly think you're scum, so you should show them you're not. Explain how you have a townie reason for doing <something> and help your fellow townies catch actual scum! Remember to help town as best you can. Even if they insist on mistakenly killing you, you can still win!

Q: I am secretly scum and PM'd you for <insert nefarious plan>?
A: Haha, now I know your name and will tell everybody I'm coaching. I won't, but don't PM me if you're scum

Q: I keep flying my pack of mutas into widow mines. What should I do?
A: QQ on the forums until Blizzard shuts down Battle.net. Also, don't ask me, I'm in bronze league.

Also, PM me with any question. I will tell you if I can answer or not.
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
April 04 2013 17:20 GMT
#82
It's tru, VT 4 lyfe
A backwards poet writes inverse.
iamperfection
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9645 Posts
April 04 2013 17:39 GMT
#83
On April 05 2013 01:33 jampidampi wrote:
Another deadline at 3 AM... Guess I won't be active around the deadlines...

that's the punishment for not living in America.

Or you could be like marv and not sleep.
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=406168&currentpage=78#1551
Smancer
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States379 Posts
April 04 2013 17:45 GMT
#84
Posting to try and figure out current forum time and my time and deadline time....
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
iamperfection
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States9645 Posts
April 04 2013 17:46 GMT
#85
there is a clock in the top right corner.....
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=406168&currentpage=78#1551
Smancer
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States379 Posts
April 04 2013 17:46 GMT
#86
So my forum time is set to Eastern time, but it is an hour later then what eastern time should actually be.

This should be a breeze.
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Smancer
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States379 Posts
April 04 2013 17:49 GMT
#87
On April 05 2013 02:46 iamperfection wrote:
there is a clock in the top right corner.....


Can't say I have ever noticed that. Why is that correct but my forum time is set to the same thing and posts are marked differently? Must be a daylight savings thing? EST versus EDT?

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
jampidampi
Profile Joined December 2011
Finland386 Posts
Last Edited: 2013-04-04 18:04:48
April 04 2013 18:04 GMT
#88
On April 05 2013 02:39 iamperfection wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2013 01:33 jampidampi wrote:
Another deadline at 3 AM... Guess I won't be active around the deadlines...

that's the punishment for not living in America.

Or you could be like marv and not sleep.

Can I become as good as marv if I don't sleep? Please tell me if that is the secret to being good, would totally do that.
Hapahauli
Profile Joined May 2009
United States9305 Posts
April 04 2013 18:11 GMT
#89
Geezus marv... isn't that deadline 4am where you live?
a talking rock that sprouts among the waves woosh
Hapahauli
Profile Joined May 2009
United States9305 Posts
April 04 2013 18:12 GMT
#90
On April 05 2013 02:07 Acrofales wrote:
Okay, here's some hidden coaching advice:

Marvellosity is scum
Hapahauli is a medic
and Dandel Ion is a vanilla townie


Medic? Lolz I like never roll blue roles =/
a talking rock that sprouts among the waves woosh
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18240 Posts
April 04 2013 18:42 GMT
#91
On April 05 2013 03:04 jampidampi wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2013 02:39 iamperfection wrote:
On April 05 2013 01:33 jampidampi wrote:
Another deadline at 3 AM... Guess I won't be active around the deadlines...

that's the punishment for not living in America.

Or you could be like marv and not sleep.

Can I become as good as marv if I don't sleep? Please tell me if that is the secret to being good, would totally do that.

Ah, the first question for the coaches.

Absolutely! All it takes to be as good as Marv is to stop sleeping ever again. Effects guaranteed after approximately 72 hours.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18240 Posts
April 04 2013 18:47 GMT
#92
On April 05 2013 03:12 Hapahauli wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2013 02:07 Acrofales wrote:
Okay, here's some hidden coaching advice:

Marvellosity is scum
Hapahauli is a medic
and Dandel Ion is a vanilla townie


Medic? Lolz I like never roll blue roles =/

But you're going to patch up wounded townies this game!
jampidampi
Profile Joined December 2011
Finland386 Posts
April 04 2013 18:58 GMT
#93
On April 05 2013 03:42 Acrofales wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2013 03:04 jampidampi wrote:
On April 05 2013 02:39 iamperfection wrote:
On April 05 2013 01:33 jampidampi wrote:
Another deadline at 3 AM... Guess I won't be active around the deadlines...

that's the punishment for not living in America.

Or you could be like marv and not sleep.

Can I become as good as marv if I don't sleep? Please tell me if that is the secret to being good, would totally do that.

Ah, the first question for the coaches.

Absolutely! All it takes to be as good as Marv is to stop sleeping ever again. Effects guaranteed after approximately 72 hours.

#neversleepagain
Promethelax
Profile Joined February 2012
Canada7089 Posts
April 04 2013 20:30 GMT
#94
On April 05 2013 02:49 Smancer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2013 02:46 iamperfection wrote:
there is a clock in the top right corner.....


Can't say I have ever noticed that. Why is that correct but my forum time is set to the same thing and posts are marked differently? Must be a daylight savings thing? EST versus EDT?



yeah, this forum is a bitch for daylight savings time.

and when the deadline is for marv doesn't matter, he has co-hosts to do all the work for him. Why do you think he calls us slaves? Its not just about the sex.
TL Mafia. Love it. Play it. http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/index.php?show_part=31 I find Kennigit really attractive. If anyone has a picture of him please feel free to PM it to me.
phagga
Profile Joined February 2012
Switzerland2194 Posts
April 04 2013 20:52 GMT
#95
On April 05 2013 05:30 Promethelax wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 05 2013 02:49 Smancer wrote:
On April 05 2013 02:46 iamperfection wrote:
there is a clock in the top right corner.....


Can't say I have ever noticed that. Why is that correct but my forum time is set to the same thing and posts are marked differently? Must be a daylight savings thing? EST versus EDT?



yeah, this forum is a bitch for daylight savings time.

and when the deadline is for marv doesn't matter, he has co-hosts to do all the work for him. Why do you think he calls us slaves? Its not just about the sex.


Man, I don't even get the sex
"A person who does not concern himself with politics has already made the political choice he was so anxious to spare himself: he is serving the ruling party." - Max Frisch
Corazon
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States3230 Posts
April 04 2013 21:21 GMT
#96
oh yeah

/obs

^^
Grubby's #1 Fan
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
April 04 2013 22:38 GMT
#97
Role PMs have been updated in the OP. Only Role PMs from the OP will used, so if there is more than one of any type of role they will have the same role PM.
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
Obzy
Profile Joined April 2009
United States525 Posts
April 04 2013 22:49 GMT
#98
Fun role PMs once more~ + Show Spoiler +
The curse of the obzerver is such that I hesitated for several minutes before deciding to compliment the flavor :l Posting is too hard.


Public Service Announcement; I'm moving today - if I'm not as active as desired, sorry. I'll try to get internet and be able to play tonight so hopefully it won't be noticeable that I wasn't here at game start, just wanted to mention this before role PMs go out. ^_^;; + Show Spoiler +
And another several minute pause.
I have nothing to put here. Obzy#1821 on Bnet.
jrkirby
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States1510 Posts
April 04 2013 22:58 GMT
#99
The roles:

Smancer
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States379 Posts
April 04 2013 23:02 GMT
#100
Looks like some damn TLHF wondered in the wrong subforum
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
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