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Oatsmaster
Profile Joined October 2012
United States16628 Posts
April 03 2013 18:27 GMT
#61
On April 04 2013 03:24 Hapahauli wrote:
How do I make my e-penis larger?


This seems pretty important.

BH should teach a class
No gg, No skill.
TheRavensName
Profile Joined August 2011
United States911 Posts
April 03 2013 18:50 GMT
#62
On April 04 2013 03:24 Hapahauli wrote:
Hai folks, reporting in as town coach for this fine game! Townies and blue roles, feel free to PM me (on TL.net or #tlmafia IRC) for coaching and advice.

Coaching can either be done by PM or on a private QuickTopic thread - let me know your preference.

Things I will help you with unconditionally:
  • "I'm lost! What do I doooooo?!?!?"
  • How to establish yourself as town
  • How to defend yourself from attacks
  • Persuasive writing and proofreading posts
  • How to pressure a player
  • "What questions should I be asking?"
  • ...and more... just ask!

Things I will help you with moderately:
  • "How do I scumhunt?"
  • "Am I justified in suspecting this player?"
  • "Did I write a good case against this player? Why?"
  • "Who should I use my Cop/Medic/Roleblocker night-action on?"

Things I will not help you with:
  • Allignments of specific players.
  • My reads on specific players.
  • Antagonizing other players.
  • "How do I make my e-penis larger?"
  • "What race should I play in Starcraft 2?"

When in doubt, just ask. There's very little that I won't help with to some extent, and the worst I can say is "no comment" =)


Will you tell me how to pick up the ladies using my new found Mafia godlike powers?
I once breadcrumbed watcher in a game with no watchers in the setup.
Smancer
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States379 Posts
April 03 2013 20:14 GMT
#63
On April 04 2013 03:50 TheRavensName wrote:
Will you tell me how to pick up the ladies using my new found Mafia godlike powers?


Just go up to any woman at all and say something. She will instantly think you are scum. This is woman policy. Even if you are, play like you are town. Get your wingman DT to return a town read, and build your case until you get her to ##Unvote
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Saraf
Profile Joined April 2011
United States160 Posts
April 03 2013 21:21 GMT
#64
On April 04 2013 05:14 Smancer wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 03:50 TheRavensName wrote:
Will you tell me how to pick up the ladies using my new found Mafia godlike powers?


Just go up to any woman at all and say something. She will instantly think you are scum. This is woman policy. Even if you are, play like you are town. Get your wingman DT to return a town read, and build your case until you get her to ##Unvote


But what if you are scum? Should your wingman fake claim, or would it be better to bus your wingman for town cred?
"Alas, poor MKP. I knew him, Zenio."
WaveofShadow
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada31495 Posts
April 03 2013 22:35 GMT
#65
/obs
twitch.tv/waveofshadow ||| Winner of AHGL's So You Think You Can Cast! ||| Juicy Dad for lyfe ||| 'idk i get a kick out of stupid things' - Jarms Yarng
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
April 03 2013 22:39 GMT
#66
On April 04 2013 06:21 Saraf wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 05:14 Smancer wrote:
On April 04 2013 03:50 TheRavensName wrote:
Will you tell me how to pick up the ladies using my new found Mafia godlike powers?


Just go up to any woman at all and say something. She will instantly think you are scum. This is woman policy. Even if you are, play like you are town. Get your wingman DT to return a town read, and build your case until you get her to ##Unvote


But what if you are scum? Should your wingman fake claim, or would it be better to bus your wingman for town cred?

Dudes bus their wingmen all the time, the women are pretty good at catching on to it nowadays.

Gotta keep to some old-fashioned trickery if you're really scum. Fakeclaiming should work better, but eventually she'll find out the setup and then it's gg.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
Rainbows
Profile Joined March 2013
Germany1217 Posts
April 03 2013 22:42 GMT
#67
READY FOR AN /IN?
Smancer
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States379 Posts
April 03 2013 22:48 GMT
#68
Lets do it.
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."
Rainbows
Profile Joined March 2013
Germany1217 Posts
April 03 2013 22:49 GMT
#69
/in

its official.
Acrofales
Profile Joined August 2010
Spain18048 Posts
April 03 2013 23:13 GMT
#70
If you're still looking for a coach, I can help scum, town, 3p, 4p or even 5th party planar dragons.
ObviousOne
Profile Joined April 2012
United States3704 Posts
April 03 2013 23:44 GMT
#71
Holy Moley the tables have turned. We are obsing obzy playing the mafias!

$$

It's nothing like ladder anxiety. Mafia I can handle. Ladder gives me adrenal shots.

/obs
Fear is the only darkness. ~Destiny Fan Club operator~
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
April 04 2013 00:02 GMT
#72
I'll start this up in about 24 hours ^^
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
TheRavensName
Profile Joined August 2011
United States911 Posts
April 04 2013 01:59 GMT
#73
On April 04 2013 07:39 Dandel Ion wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 06:21 Saraf wrote:
On April 04 2013 05:14 Smancer wrote:
On April 04 2013 03:50 TheRavensName wrote:
Will you tell me how to pick up the ladies using my new found Mafia godlike powers?


Just go up to any woman at all and say something. She will instantly think you are scum. This is woman policy. Even if you are, play like you are town. Get your wingman DT to return a town read, and build your case until you get her to ##Unvote


But what if you are scum? Should your wingman fake claim, or would it be better to bus your wingman for town cred?

Dudes bus their wingmen all the time, the women are pretty good at catching on to it nowadays.

Gotta keep to some old-fashioned trickery if you're really scum. Fakeclaiming should work better, but eventually she'll find out the setup and then it's gg.

What if I'm third party?
I once breadcrumbed watcher in a game with no watchers in the setup.
Dandel Ion
Profile Joined November 2010
Austria17960 Posts
April 04 2013 02:00 GMT
#74
On April 04 2013 10:59 TheRavensName wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 04 2013 07:39 Dandel Ion wrote:
On April 04 2013 06:21 Saraf wrote:
On April 04 2013 05:14 Smancer wrote:
On April 04 2013 03:50 TheRavensName wrote:
Will you tell me how to pick up the ladies using my new found Mafia godlike powers?


Just go up to any woman at all and say something. She will instantly think you are scum. This is woman policy. Even if you are, play like you are town. Get your wingman DT to return a town read, and build your case until you get her to ##Unvote


But what if you are scum? Should your wingman fake claim, or would it be better to bus your wingman for town cred?

Dudes bus their wingmen all the time, the women are pretty good at catching on to it nowadays.

Gotta keep to some old-fashioned trickery if you're really scum. Fakeclaiming should work better, but eventually she'll find out the setup and then it's gg.

What if I'm third party?

Roofies, obviously.
A backwards poet writes inverse.
nobodywonder
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States848 Posts
April 04 2013 06:44 GMT
#75
Lol just watch get vanilla be scummy I die or win by killing teh haters
i want nobody nobody but you! *clap* *clap*- wonder girls
TheRavensName
Profile Joined August 2011
United States911 Posts
April 04 2013 07:03 GMT
#76
On April 04 2013 15:44 nobodywonder wrote:
Lol just watch get vanilla be scummy I die or win by killing teh haters

I will cry if I go into non newbie games with no experience outside of vanilla townie.
I once breadcrumbed watcher in a game with no watchers in the setup.
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
April 04 2013 15:51 GMT
#77
Slight note, I changed the deadline time. Game should be starting in about 8 hours at deadline time.
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
TheRavensName
Profile Joined August 2011
United States911 Posts
April 04 2013 16:21 GMT
#78
On April 05 2013 00:51 marvellosity wrote:
Slight note, I changed the deadline time. Game should be starting in about 8 hours at deadline time.

So its still 20 EDT or does the op need to be changed?
I once breadcrumbed watcher in a game with no watchers in the setup.
marvellosity
Profile Joined January 2011
United Kingdom36161 Posts
April 04 2013 16:25 GMT
#79
The OP has already been changed. I put this game up just before the UK implemented DST.
[15:15] <Palmar> and yes marv, you're a total hottie
jampidampi
Profile Joined December 2011
Finland386 Posts
April 04 2013 16:33 GMT
#80
Another deadline at 3 AM... Guess I won't be active around the deadlines...
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