[Guide] Trolling - Page 3

On June 03 2009 14:36 Mooga wrote:
Your list is retarded. Half of those people are just flamers and the other half are so stupid that you think they troll, but in reality they actually believe the shit that they are typing. Also I like how you asserted that you are an authority on trolling when you in fact have never trolled anyone.

By the way, trolling is not a game where you pretend that you're a gay sniper or tank or some other dumb LARPing bullshit, it's a fucking way of life. Fantacist, what in gods' names were you smoking when you make this shitty thread?

On June 03 2009 13:37 uberTR0LLN00b69 thought to himself:
"Omg I just trolled a thread, and it was about TROLLING! ROFL!!!1!11!"

On June 03 2009 14:46 HamerD wrote:
Awesome guide, there are loads of tanks in TL. I'm one of em...refuse to let a point slide and go basically until I'm banned or humiliated and even then still go on.

You did forget one type of troll which is the one which rides on the coat-tails of a forum vet to the sycophantic extent of essentially going 'yeaaaah' and 'repreSENT bitch' after every inflammatory post the forum vet makes. The sycophantroll...

Example:

User 1: I liek Kittehs moar than Dogz

Sycophantroll: eh...I kind of like dogs better but ok.

Incontrol{88}: What the fuck is this bullshit. *insert made up statistical ratio* of *insert made up demographic* are *insert irrelevant adjective*. You disgust me, and my debating trophies vomit on your fucking retarded face. I hate you, and everything you stand for. (3 pages later) Dogs literally kick the shit out of cats and it's only because you are such a complete fucking RETARD that you don't agree with me.

Sycophantroll: I just don't fucking know how you were delivered by a doctor without them noticing how GOD DAMN retarded you are, User 1, and putting you in a fucking WHEELIE bin before your mother could experience the DISGRACE of seeing your KITTEN BUMMING face. Hey everyone, let's GET this fucker!

Fanaticism: Kid, you just need to get your facts straight, kid, listen, I am more experienced, kid, so, child, infant, go back to learning dogs and cats, child, progeny, spawning, before I have to explain, even though I shouldn't have to because I am wiser and better than you, why cats are clearly better than dogs, kid.

Sycophantroll: Yeah incontrol, just lay off it ok, we all need to calm down.

etc.