EPTI Be Probe
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haduken
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hasuwar
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 You be Rest in Peace | ||
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bigMommA
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Refrain[FriZ]
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RickJSanchez
United States1585 Posts
On November 18 2003 03:08 Refrain[FriZ] wrote: JESUS CHRIST THAT MADE ME CRY I SWEAR I'M A PROTOSS ONLY, IT TOTALLY RELATES TO ME OMG I'M DEPRESSED AND SAD NOW you must whatch Oprah, yes  | ||
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Shockey
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NickDapaulo
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Abang_Zealot
Indonesia866 Posts
what cna u expect? | ||
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Petachu
Canada354 Posts
come on guys give him some encouragement instead of saying "it is stupid" | ||
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SoMuchBetter
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fender-pro
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Kimmural
Canada1111 Posts
Nice story | ||
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MannerKiss
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RushTHElarvA
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radiaL
Andorra2690 Posts
but GG Pykie | ||
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poland
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SpuniasauR
Australia1500 Posts
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MaxPepper
Sri Lanka298 Posts
long live Bob THE SCV | ||
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baal
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iLd-Hugo
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Abang_Zealot
Indonesia866 Posts
i cant imagine ppl dancing in a probe suit on broadway ^^ bleh | ||
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iGgs
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Veigh
Netherlands300 Posts
Gosu Pikey :D | ||
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iD.Twisted
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BinGBonG[gamei]
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X)Benny
France1270 Posts
On November 18 2003 03:15 Shockey wrote: uh, id rather save 5 minutes of stupidity and not read it. the 1st paraghraph was enough for me ;\  That was an excellent text. | ||
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Tricky
China752 Posts
On November 18 2003 03:15 Shockey wrote: uh, id rather save 5 minutes of stupidity and not read it. the 1st paraghraph was enough for me ;\ u fuckin dude i wish u were that Blue crystal n to be sliced by that litte pykie. this was a really nice story ! | ||
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Wizzra
Netherlands514 Posts
 touching ! | ||
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Yarertz
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SoleSteeler
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-_-
United States7081 Posts
I dub this the new inspirational line "I BE PROBE" | ||
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Asta
Germany3491 Posts
poor probe | ||
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WickedDreams
Portugal873 Posts
I be Probe | ||
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BlackJack
United States10464 Posts
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shimmy
Poland997 Posts
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fender-pro
Estonia208 Posts
On November 18 2003 18:04 BlackJack wrote: it scares me when that much effort is put into something that isn't funny :O! Does everything good must be funny? | ||
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BlackJack
United States10464 Posts
yes | ||
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BlackJack
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After)Eight(
Germany502 Posts
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fender-pro
Estonia208 Posts
On November 18 2003 18:44 BlackJack wrote: or if its not going to be good, it should at least be funny U should read more books pal, dont sit infront of comp so much. | ||
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BlackJack
United States10464 Posts
On November 18 2003 19:48 fender-pro wrote: U should read more books pal, dont sit infront of comp so much. I read a lot of Stephin King. What would reading books have to do with me finding this story lame? Maybe if you read a couple books yourself, you wouldn't be so touched by a story that the creators of DBZ could have done a better job at | ||
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fender-pro
Estonia208 Posts
Does everything good must be funny? yes I know alot of stories, that r not funny, but just great. What would reading books have to do with me finding this story lame? If u find this story lame, there is nothing to argue about - everyone has own taste. | ||
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GundamVX
United States1025 Posts
-_- | ||
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baal
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On November 18 2003 19:55 BlackJack wrote: I read a lot of Stephin King. What would reading books have to do with me finding this story lame? Maybe if you read a couple books yourself, you wouldn't be so touched by a story that the creators of DBZ could have done a better job at it was a short sotory and i think it was a good one, did you expected nietche's saratustra or what? I suggest you to try to see the pykie story in a book :p, now that Harry Potter showed the world that any shit can sell like hell. | ||
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Talith
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badteeth
Netherlands1416 Posts
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AK-Nemesis
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i be probe | ||
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Payt
Canada582 Posts
Igs, plzdiekthx | ||
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rOm
Latvia1208 Posts
I be Drone~ | ||
FakeSteve[TPR]
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Diedne
Sweden42 Posts
I couldn't help it, I had to honor the memory of Pykie with a sketch:http://www.thehippo.net/hermithoth/Art/Pykie1.jpg | ||
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GundamVX
United States1025 Posts
On November 19 2003 04:11 Diedne wrote: This is one of the best postings I have read here during my years of reading on tl.net I couldn't help it, I had to honor the memory of Pykie with a sketch:http://www.thehippo.net/hermithoth/Art/Pykie1.jpg Amazing artwork, pure gold. :D | ||
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Deleted User 3420
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AK-Nemesis
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
*tear* | ||
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iGgs
Russian Federation772 Posts
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Grotfang
Belgium490 Posts
GG pykie, you were right, you really be probe | ||
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ebba
Australia63 Posts
that sketch kicked ass as well. | ||
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Farahgrim
Sweden26 Posts
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Aukai
United States1183 Posts
On November 18 2003 21:29 GundamVX wrote: My question is, where did Pykie the probe learn to speak ebonics? -_- rofl. It was a sad story, how can you not feel sorry for pykie? =/ | ||
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haduken
Australia8267 Posts
i saw this on teamaus forum, starhunter posted this, he also wrote another story about a reaver T_T i will post this too if u want. | ||
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Tien
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RaiZ
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Nice reading post. | ||
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MyztiC`Terran
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Abang_Zealot
Indonesia866 Posts
direct copy and paste btw =P -------------------BEGIN---------------------------- The Little Reaver that Could As Robby Reaver slowly made his way towards the shuttle those four words kept echoing in his head over and over, "I think I can, I think I can". Robby didn't like riding in the shuttle very much at all. It was really stuffy and he could hardly hear himself think with the two funny blue men yelling "foradune, foradune" back and forth at each other. "What's a foradune anyway?" Robby wondered. Robby thought it would be really cool if they got to land next to the pretty blue crystals, but everyone kept saying they couldn't because of something called a missellturd. As the shuttle carefully descended in a clearing outside of the range of the missellturds, Robby could see a small man pointing up at the shuttle yelling "Da Plane, Da Plane!!" Once they hit the ground the funny blue men started pushing and shoving Robby towards the shuttle door, but before he moved an inch he calmly told himself, "I think I can, I think I can". Several very bad men started shooting at Robby as soon as he crawled out of the stuffy shuttle. Being the peaceful Reaver that he was, Robby felt very bad about making the first four bad men explode. Robby really couldn't understand why everyone was giving him so much attention. He turned around just in time to see four more men jump out of a gray building sticking up out of the dirt. These men were far away, but from a distance it looked like they were jumping and shouting and having a good time. Robby couldn't understand why the funny blue men kept dragging them to the ground. One of the men tripped and fell as he tried to run back into the gray building. "Gee, I hope he didn't skin his knee", Robby thought. It was at that moment that Robby remembered the pretty blue crystals. All he wanted was to get a few of them for his rock collection, but these funny men called esseevees were trying to take them all for themselves. Robby really wanted to get some of the crystals for himself, but he could barely move two feet without running into one of the esseevees. Then it hit him. "I know" Robby exclaimed, "I bet the esseevees would love to play a game of catch." Robby figured he could get the ball rolling by lobbing a scarab into the middle of the esseevees. He watched with a quizzical look as they all dropped their crystals and scattered in all directions. "Oh well, maybe they don't like to play catch." Robby heard a loud clanging noise and looked to see one of the funny blue men beating on the door to the metal house that the bad men kept popping out of. The blue man looked really hurt, like he fell off his bike or somethin'. Robby couldn't understand why so many more blue men kept showing up. They were really playing very rough with the esseevees. "Maybe they're on recess", Robby thought. All of a sudden everything stopped. Robby strained and strained but he couldn't move and inch. The only thing he could see was a big blue screen with a digital countdown that said "waiting for player '[H]h_Dukkha'." Robby remembered his teacher telling him about these bad men called Lamers. He wondered if [H]h_Dukkha was one of these Lamers. Soon Robby was able to move once again. All of the blue men kept yelling something about discorrectors (or was it misconnectors?) "Oh well", he thought as he began picking out the best crystals for his rock collection. Just then he saw a large floating ship... Could this be a Battlecruiser that he had heard so much about? He didn't have time to think... The shuttle was about to leave and they were yelling for him to hurry and get in... As robby slowly inched towards the shuttle the battlecruiser got closer, and closer... Finally the shuttle took off. They wouldn't wait any longer for Robby... "Wait for me" Yelled Robby, but they wouldn't stop for anything. As the shuttle disapeared in the distance the bad men and the Battlecruiser got closer... "I think I can, I think I can" repeated robby over and over as he let off a scarab into a group of the bad men coming his way... "Must Rebuild Scarabs" Thought Robby To Himself... Then he let off another scarab blowing up the rest of the bad men. "Whoops" Thought Robby to himself. Just as the Battlecruiser was arriving he heard enginges in the distance... IT WAS 4 CARRIERS that came to save robby... "All of this for little old me" thought Robby to himself... awww such cute robby reavers -------------------------END-------------------------------- | ||
vGl-CoW
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haduken
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he was not only a good cs, sc and war3 player but he also write good stories T_T i once saw him play in a lan tournament, he was very friendly and kind. Good manner all the times farewellz, we will not forget | ||
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baal
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i really wanted the BC to yamato robby kakaka :p | ||
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LMNt
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LMNt
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STIMEY d okgm fish
Canada6140 Posts
i read a lot of pr0n stories. maybe i could try to write a starcraft-themed one. | ||
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Pafnucy
Poland1124 Posts
lol | ||
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actioN
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z7-TranCe
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aNc-ErlinG-
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Join me for demanding turret = 1 supply cost | ||
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z7-TranCe
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MannerKiss
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pheered.user
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bigMommA
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On December 09 2003 02:23 TranCe wrote: oh my god there IS someone in the turret..that just blew my mind..wow..and i thought i knew everything about this game..wow..i need to sit down for a minute.. that guy is literally glued to a spinning device for 24//7 | ||
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hmmm
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Tien
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LuckyCharm
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poland
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ChildOfBodom
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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On December 09 2003 03:56 poland wrote: whats the guy on the turrets purpose? To fire the missles? | ||
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FinalJustice
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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On December 09 2003 05:46 FinalJustice wrote: So putting an obs over a turret would be doing him a favour??? or would he be so confused. "Oh no, Where did it go? the missles wont shoot in that direction" Well, he clearly gets confused, and that's why the marines take care of the job for him ^^. | ||
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GrandSmurf
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nurOs-
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MannerLess_
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Diedne
Sweden42 Posts
On December 08 2003 21:12 stimey d okgm fish wrote: that drawing kicked ass. u should illustrate the whole story and put it up as a like a children's book thing.. the art is good at least. story kind of simple but oh well. i read a lot of pr0n stories. maybe i could try to write a starcraft-themed one. Hehe. When I read the story about Pykie I actually pondered if I should do some kind of children's book thing just for fun, and I made a few drawings. But that would only give the kids nightmares and they would wake up crying for poor Pykie. | ||
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{CC}StealthBlue
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Cresfy
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On December 10 2003 03:04 Diedne wrote: Hehe. When I read the story about Pykie I actually pondered if I should do some kind of children's book thing just for fun, and I made a few drawings. But that would only give the kids nightmares and they would wake up crying for poor Pykie. dude, post them all, you sure got some talent ;O - the first story was totally gosu the second one was ok This might sound a bit dumb, but seirously now, robby kept thinkin that "he could". could WHAT? O_O - Pykie 4 ever~ | ||
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Cresfy
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Abang_Zealot
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Legionnaire
Australia4514 Posts
the little red train that could "i think i can i think i can i think i can" (while going up a big hill) old childrens stuff, been in movies and stuff to thats where that came from me thinks | ||
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Cresfy
Israel977 Posts
On December 10 2003 11:39 Legionnaire wrote: cresfy the little red train that could "i think i can i think i can i think i can" (while going up a big hill) old childrens stuff, been in movies and stuff to thats where that came from me thinks I knew it was somethin familiar, but my point wasn't that. The little red train as you say kept thinking it can go up the big hill wtf did robby kept thinking he can do? it's not beatin the crap outta the scvs, since robby's a peaceful reaver it's not being faster cause it wasn't really talked about i'm just tryin to understand what he tried to do anyway | ||
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z7-TranCe
Canada3158 Posts
god i hate those reavers and i wish robby would've died to that battlecruiser. | ||
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Diedne
Sweden42 Posts
On December 10 2003 11:22 Cresfy wrote: dude, post them all, you sure got some talent ;O Thanks Well, I only scanned three of the drawings, but you will find them here:http://www.thehippo.net/hermithoth/Art/Pykie.htm | ||
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Cresfy
Israel977 Posts
pure art how do you do these drawings :O the DT looks so authentic :X | ||
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PressureTested
Australia83 Posts
i be proud | ||
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X)Benny
France1270 Posts
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Ao_Jun
Denmark396 Posts
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Moth
Sweden468 Posts
On December 10 2003 12:54 TranCe wrote: robby is clearly retarded..he's probably that reaver that you drop and you target perfectly,but the scarab never hits. god i hate those reavers and i wish robby would've died to that battlecruiser. Ye wuts up with those freakin scarabs, i once had a scarab stop in mid air without exploading, it just sat there in mid air. It didnt glow anymore, or not alot and you could actually see that it was a scarab. And no, there was no obsticla preventing it to hit its target like those gay minerals. | ||
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A3iL3r0n
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BlackJack
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A3iL3r0n
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Mydnyte
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On December 14 2003 03:41 BlackJack wrote: I hate any story that is a sad story about a robot. Robots don't have feelings Me too. Anyone remember Jhonny 5 or something? | ||
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BlackJack
United States10464 Posts
Somebody made a post with this story on WGT and I used Johnny 5 in a reply. That movie was the gayest movie ever. | ||
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SChasu
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Eniram
Sudan3166 Posts
I only put it in all caps cuz the title is, please don't ban me | ||
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Ceril
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*sniff* | ||
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{CC}StealthBlue
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sum1 write | ||
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SoL.Origin
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suxN
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Zerg0
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karelen
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Dave[9]
United States2365 Posts
You cheated that poor lurker. | ||
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{CC}StealthBlue
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PanoRaMa
United States5069 Posts
On July 05 2004 18:40 Zerg0 wrote: They are robots, zealots dont 'even talk with probes. Do you talk with ur computer? No. yes.. | ||
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FakeSteve[TPR]
Valhalla18444 Posts
Suddenly, a protoss shuttle flew overhead. Timmy wasted no time covering himself in dirt. A little bastard probe landed. Timmy fired line after line of deadly spines, but the little bastard probe would not die. The overmind screamed in Timmy's tiny brain. "KILL THE DAMNED PROBE, YOU WORTHLESS SACK OF EXCREMENT." Timmy's feelings were hurt. In a spray of blood, a Spore Colony was torn down by the litle bastard probe. Timmy worried that the Overmind would have him sacrificed to some pagan god or another, so he diligently continued his assault on the little bastard probe. Finally, the little bastard probe succumbed to his hail of spines, and crumpled into a fizzling mess. Timmy was feeling mighty proud of himself now. He had momentarily forgotten what a terrible job he had done killing the little bastard probe, remembering only that it was dead. He looked at the shuttle from under his dirt clod. It floated above the drones. The blue engines mezmerized him. He looked to the drones. They were, one by one, ripping apart! Timmy could not see any Protoss attackers, but all the drones were dying. So, he ignored it. Timmy could hear obscenities being yelled at him from far away. He looked to the horizon and noticed a gigantic Overlord floating towards the Zerg base, which was now almost completely dismantled. As the overlord got closer, the obscenities got louder. As the overord stopped right above him, Timmy looked up at the monstrous Ultralisk that was falling from several hundred feet. It landed right on Timmy's head and he died. Goddamn little bastard probe | ||
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