"Sun Pak, we've placed 5 beers in front of you. And just beyond them is a headset for playing Starcraft. On a scale of 1 to 5 which would you prefe---Holy Shit!"
I know nothing about pokemon. Can someone "translate" this please?
While I was playing team [fortress] 2 I took a [chansey] and decided to screw my friends sister. He knew I wanted to do it and told me take it [slowbro]. She was beautiful, I went on to [gible] all over her [two milktanks]. I told her that I liked it and she responded [mewtwo]. I pulled her panties to [lickilicky] all over her [skitty]. Even though it was [stunky] and filled with [muk], I quiet enjoyed it. I was time to ask her if she was ready. She replied [wynaut]? So I pulled out my [wurmple] when I heard something [exploud]! I woke up and realized it's just a dream. [manaphy] tired, I need some energy drinks.
Uhm can we make a rule here to use the spoiler tags when we quote someone that has pics in his/her posts? Cuz that makes things a lot easier to load....^^