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Pony Express Issue 60: Jan. 26 - Feb. 2, 2009

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Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3500 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-06 03:52:43
February 03 2009 08:13 GMT
#1
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The Better Nate than Lever Edition


Letter from the Editors
Dear Readers,

I apologize for any shoddiness. This one was a little rushed.

- Kau

Staff
Kau – Editor
Bloodyc0bbler – The Stove
Chill – Strategy
Nyovne – IRC Comments
Physician – Memory Lane
{88}iNcontroL – Troll Booth Willie
Elric_ – Korean Korner
LemonWalrus – Semi-Retired
Hawk – Semi-Retired
decaf – Retired
mel_ee – Retired
mahnini – Semi-coming-out-of-retirement-but-not-really

Table of Contents

Serious Business and Funsies ................ p1
The Stove .............................................. p2
Chalk Talk ............................................. p3
Semi-Funny IRC Comment of the Week ... p4
Random Image of the Week .................... p5
A Walk Down Memory Lane .................... p6
Korean Korner ........................................ p7
Troll Booth Willie .................................... p8
Best of Blogs ......................................... p9
Ban of the Week .................................... p10

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  • It's a race!

  • Stop studying and get rich now! :p

  • This just in, greed exists!


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  • Can I have one of your arms? I wish I could draw like that.

  • Haha, my wrists rest on the table when I play.

  • Another typing game for dronebabo to win.

  • Remember the game!


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- Bloodyc0bbler

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- Chill

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15:13:04] SoYuKKUSENMAN: 1:2 = 33%
[15:13:06] SoYuKKUSENMAN: right?
[15:14:27] BlueLaguna: 1:2 = 1/2
[15:25:59] @intrigue_: [15:14:27] 1:2 = 1/2
[15:26:00] @intrigue_: rofl
[15:31:44] BlueLaguna: hey intrigue
[15:31:44] BlueLaguna: intrigue_
[15:31:45] BlueLaguna: read this
[15:31:50] BlueLaguna: and enlighten yourself
[15:31:53] BlueLaguna: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ratio


- Nyovne

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This awesome pic brought FuDDx and his blog

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Even Blogs have a history now at Teamliquid; now one of it's most active sections.

Thoughts on Teamliquid

One of the earliest (& better, by early standards) blogs at Teamliquid, were Hot_Bid admits he started in Teamliquid in lurker mode and gives his opinions about the site. Here is a quote of the blog I particularly agree with:

The most underrated aspect here is the format, coloring, and simplistic but aesthetically pleasing design. "Clean and simple" seems to be what Naz founded this site on, and as we see new features being added constantly, the general theme hasn't changed. The content speaks for itself, and no amount of huge flashy banners or crazy user icons can change that.

That blog never did have enough replies so please leave your own thoughts on Teamliquid on that blog as a reply, whether positive or intelligent constructive criticism (and yes, do remember it's still his place, i.e. his blog, and he does wear red colors.)

Sup

Rekrul first Teamliquid blog where one can get a glimpse at his earlier love-hate relationship with personal online diaries, i.e. one of the types blog. Alas so few men can be like the moon, that show only one face and even fewer men, can escape what they desire.

I like Canadians except one

The first long blog, by Emlary were she pities a particular Canadian, for dissing her nation.

And also, special input by LTT: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=9762

Interesting to see who posted in the thread and eventually ended up with mod status.

- Physician

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Practical Korean 8: Ordering II
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I'm not Korean. I have no Korean blood. I cannot speak Korean fluently. In fact I've only been in Korea for 6 months. So don't go apeshit if I use a ㅔ instead of ㅐ or I offend anyone's acute nationalistic feelings. Rest assured though that I will not teach anything without being 100% that it's right.

Note on Romanization:
(Romanization is where the Korean is phonetically translated into English)
I hate Romanization and I strongly suggest any serious learners of Korean not to use it. It's just for the newbies. The problem with it is that different English speakers will pronounce the syllables differently and on an international forum like this, it's impossible for me to be accurate with it. There are different variations of Romanization and below I do my own version.

A good site to learn the alphabet is here:
http://www.langintro.com/kintro/index.htm

Recap! Count up to 5 (or maybe even 10...)
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1 하나 (hana)
2 둘 (tul)
3 셋 (set)
4 넷 (net)
5 다섯 (tah-seot)

6 여섯 (yoh-seot)
7 일곱 (eel gop)
8 여덟 (yeo dawl)
9 아홉 (ah hop)
10 열 (yeol)

Can you also remember how to say: "Please give me beer"
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맥주 주세요 (mek-ju ju-seh-yo)

Now it's time to magically connect these together so you don't sound like an alcoholic caveman.
Use this simple formula:

[DRINK NAME] + [NUMBER] + 병 + 주세요

E.g1 Please give me three bottles of beer
맥주 세 병 주세요 (mek-ju seh byeong ju-seh-yo)

E.g2 Please give me two bottles of soju
소주 두 병 주세요 (so-ju tu byeong ju-seh-yo)

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"병" means 'bottle(s)'. You must have it in the sentence. I call this type of word a [COUNTER] and a counter is always required when you are counting numbers of objects (like in our case). It is just a special quirk of Asian languages.(ㅠㅠ)

The eagled-eyed amongst you may have spotted the difference in spelling for the number 3 in e.g.1. (셋 changed to 세). In Korean, some of the initial numbers change slightly if you add a [COUNTER] to it:

1 하나 -> 한 병
2 둘 ----> 두 병
3 셋 ----> 세 병
4 넷 ----> 네 병

...rest is normal


- Elric

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On January 29 2009 07:16 MYM.Testie wrote:
I'd be able to take GI's post more seriously if Hot_Bid hadn't pointed out that he also recommends leaving 8 drones around the map for expo and scouting purposes.


On January 29 2009 07:18 SonuvBob wrote:
The fog of war is pretty scary. We all have our own ways of dealing with it, right Testie?


WOW pwned

On January 29 2009 11:33 boesthius wrote:
You know what really pisses me off? Trees. Trees fucking piss me off just standing there all tall and proud, as if they're expecting something from me. I mean what the fuck do you want tree I'm sorry I'm not 200 fucking feet tall and can't photosynthesize to keep myself alive. Oh what's that? You've been known to live for thousands of years, through fires and storms and climate changes and you still stand? Fuck you tree I'm a human being goddammit - you can't cut me open and see how long I've lived for. Ooooohhhhhh and don't get me fucking started on the fucking gangs of trees that are out there; or as they're commonly known as - forests. I fucking know they're trying to take over the earth - you can see it in their bark; not to mention that there's over 400 hundred fucking billion of them. I burn every goddamn forest I come across to show the other plethora of trees who's the boss goddammit.

Shit I hate trees so much.


On January 31 2009 12:02 MoltkeWarding wrote:
Affirmative Action should be kept, but recalibrated to favour white students. As minority students largely gain a competitive equality through being raised in abusive patriarchal households, limiting their entry into higher education will lower the parents' incentive to abuse their children.

Furthermore such a system will once again favour natural talent, over the inflated admission of en rote learners.


Editor's Note: Man I love reading things that Moltke writes.

- {88}iNcontroL

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  • Yay kittens!

  • Water pokemon can cause hearing problems

  • Yet another iCCup picture blog

  • There's a blind spot in the top right corner of my eye

  • $27 000 for 40 years rent

  • So that's why there's a ban raithed initiative



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GeneralStan was just temp banned for 2 weeks by Twisted.

That account was created on 2007-08-19 09:35:03 and had 2141 posts.

Reason: What the fuck. Don't make sickening distasteful 'pun jokes'.

You have a very bad history here with multiple bans and warnings. You're on thin ice.


MarklarMarklar was just temp banned for 2 days by Manifesto7.

That account was created on 2007-08-03 21:31:21 and had 1566 posts.

Reason: I have my reasons.


pianoo was just banned by Hot_Bid.

That account was created on 2008-12-28 08:48:24 and had 1 posts.

Reason: You're only temp banned!

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lawl tricked you noob

perm




Question of the Week
Should the ordering of PX articles be changed?

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Moderator
Caller
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Poland8075 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-03 08:15:46
February 03 2009 08:14 GMT
#2
what about the "lol tricked you perm ban"

here it is

pianoo was just banned by Hot_Bid.

That account was created on 2008-12-28 08:48:24 and had 1 posts.

Reason: You're only temp banned!

+ Show Spoiler +
lawl tricked you noob

perm
Watch me fail at Paradox: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=397564
jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
February 03 2009 08:48 GMT
#3
neeed irc comment ; D
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
February 03 2009 09:29 GMT
#4
stove, chalk, IRC T_T
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
February 03 2009 10:27 GMT
#5
Yeah yeah I still dont have a home PC so I just PMmed :p. Just 1 quote this week anyway, not being able to be on IRC 24/7 is hurtin!
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
February 03 2009 10:28 GMT
#6
Rofl inc, sick moltke quote.
ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
thedeadhaji *
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
39489 Posts
February 03 2009 10:58 GMT
#7
Bob sure packs a punch when he chooses to.


Oh man that iccup picture thread was AMAZING.

and LOL moltke


FuDDx holy crap
FaCE_1
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Canada6184 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-03 11:04:38
February 03 2009 11:04 GMT
#8
-.- oh god nm..
n_n
Starparty
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Sweden1963 Posts
February 03 2009 11:25 GMT
#9
On February 03 2009 17:14 Caller wrote:
what about the "lol tricked you perm ban"

here it is
Show nested quote +

pianoo was just banned by Hot_Bid.

That account was created on 2008-12-28 08:48:24 and had 1 posts.

Reason: You're only temp banned!

+ Show Spoiler +
lawl tricked you noob

perm


this was gold. cant believe u missed that one ^^
The artist formerly known as Starparty
indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
February 03 2009 12:23 GMT
#10
On February 03 2009 17:14 Caller wrote:
what about the "lol tricked you perm ban"

here it is
Show nested quote +

pianoo was just banned by Hot_Bid.

That account was created on 2008-12-28 08:48:24 and had 1 posts.

Reason: You're only temp banned!

+ Show Spoiler +
lawl tricked you noob

perm


yah, that one really was the best thing here this week
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32130 Posts
February 03 2009 12:46 GMT
#11
Sonuvabob strikes again
PROFESSIONAL GAMER - SEND ME OFFERS TO JOIN YOUR TEAM - USA USA USA
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19138 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-03 14:54:55
February 03 2009 14:50 GMT
#12
Yeah just read the iccup pic thread lol PROBETARD!!

We need a weekly comic about the adventures of probetard :D

edit: This one so needs to go in the picture section

http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?topic_id=86985

oh and this one:

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ModeratorFor remember, that in the end, some are born to live, others born to die. I belong to those last, born to burn, born to cry. For I shall remain alone... forsaken.
qrs
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3637 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-02-03 15:06:50
February 03 2009 15:06 GMT
#13
Show nested quote +
On January 29 2009 07:16 MYM.Testie wrote:
I'd be able to take GI's post more seriously if Hot_Bid hadn't pointed out that he also recommends leaving 8 drones around the map for expo and scouting purposes.


Show nested quote +
On January 29 2009 07:18 SonuvBob wrote:
The fog of war is pretty scary. We all have our own ways of dealing with it, right Testie?


WOW pwned

Burn...
but is this quote real? The search function seems blind to it...

edited failed quote
'As per the American Heart Association, the beat of the Bee Gees song "Stayin' Alive" provides an ideal rhythm in terms of beats per minute to use for hands-only CPR. One can also hum Queen's "Another One Bites The Dust".' —Wikipedia
Kau *
Profile Joined March 2007
Canada3500 Posts
February 03 2009 15:22 GMT
#14
Haha, told you about the shoddiness!
Moderator
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
February 03 2009 15:25 GMT
#15
*Weekly "I fucking LOVE Pony Express!!!" post inserted here.*
Chains none
FuDDx *
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States5015 Posts
February 03 2009 15:28 GMT
#16
Wow Im in a pony issue....


Id like to thank first off the bears in the pic.Also my mom a wonderful person when shes not smoking crack.....ok shes never wonderful stupid crack.The Tl.net team for there hard work and dedication to all things broodwar.also would like to thank all of you for making the blog section suck enough for me to get props for a silly story.^_^ ill keep this page saved forever no to supperimpose a trophy...
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Balloon-Man-FuDD/237447769616965?ref=hl
-orb-
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States5770 Posts
February 03 2009 17:43 GMT
#17
On February 03 2009 17:14 Caller wrote:
what about the "lol tricked you perm ban"

here it is
Show nested quote +

pianoo was just banned by Hot_Bid.

That account was created on 2008-12-28 08:48:24 and had 1 posts.

Reason: You're only temp banned!

+ Show Spoiler +
lawl tricked you noob

perm



hahahah that is fantastic, I lol'd irl
'life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery'
how sad that sc2 has no shield battery :(
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary25997 Posts
February 03 2009 17:52 GMT
#18
that forest post is so good
Moderator
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
February 03 2009 18:01 GMT
#19
nice work team!
KurtistheTurtle
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States1966 Posts
February 03 2009 18:08 GMT
#20
pwnie express
“Reject your sense of injury and the injury itself disappears."
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