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Zombie Apocalypse Versus Alien Invasion - Page 2

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Llamaz
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Australia90 Posts
January 17 2009 08:32 GMT
#21
On January 17 2009 15:50 chaoser wrote:
http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html

read em and weep


Waaaitt a minute... I can create mindless slave zombies to work on my sugar plantation?! Bwmwahahaa THE WORLD WILL PAY FOR WHAT WAS DONE TO ME haahahaahahahaahaa * Mutters to self and crawls into a dark corner *
ahswtini
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Northern Ireland22208 Posts
January 17 2009 23:14 GMT
#22
Nobody's suggested alien zombies? =o
"As I've said, balance isn't about strategies or counters, it's about probability and statistics." - paralleluniverse
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
January 17 2009 23:36 GMT
#23
On January 18 2009 08:14 ahswtini wrote:
Nobody's suggested alien zombies? =o

you mean like we finally fight off the alien invasion only to find that the aliens had turned into zombies and are back again? so like ALIEN INVASION TWO...
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HiOT
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Sweden1000 Posts
January 18 2009 02:38 GMT
#24
On January 18 2009 08:36 Phantom wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 18 2009 08:14 ahswtini wrote:
Nobody's suggested alien zombies? =o

you mean like we finally fight off the alien invasion only to find that the aliens had turned into zombies and are back again? so like ALIEN INVASION TWO...


Love it!
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deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
January 18 2009 02:53 GMT
#25
On January 17 2009 17:20 Kwark wrote:
Velociraptors are where the threat is.

If you blame them, you have to give credit to mosquitoes caught in amber.
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Haemonculus
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States6980 Posts
January 18 2009 03:04 GMT
#26
On January 17 2009 17:20 Kwark wrote:
Velociraptors are where the threat is.


Finally some words of wisdom. Zombies are no problem. They aren't too smart, can't operate machinery, and are usually stopped by trivial devices such as door handles.

Raptors on the other hand... eep.
I admire your commitment to being *very* oily
jjun212
Profile Joined December 2004
Canada2208 Posts
January 18 2009 03:17 GMT
#27
"Normal" humans killing each other off is more likely than Zombies doing it.

So I'll go for the Aliens
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-18 03:21:01
January 18 2009 03:20 GMT
#28
Theres a zero percent chance of either happening before our species goes extinct.

And a zero percent chance of the zombie thing happening ever. Even after our civilization is gone.

Wtf topic...
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
mrgerry
Profile Joined September 2008
United States1508 Posts
January 18 2009 03:30 GMT
#29
Personally a Zombie Apocalypse would be a bit more fun. You can actually fight off zombies and have a chance at surviving. Aliens will just come in and rape us with their technology and make us their slaves or just exterminate us. Me and my buddies fortifying our college house or working for aliens hmmm :D
Archaic
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States4024 Posts
January 18 2009 03:41 GMT
#30
On January 17 2009 17:20 Kwark wrote:
Velociraptors are where the threat is.

Jurrasic Park ftw.
CrimsonLotus
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Colombia1123 Posts
January 18 2009 03:48 GMT
#31
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=85339

Nazi zombies, that is the real threat to humanity.
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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
January 18 2009 03:52 GMT
#32
Why a zombie apocalypse would be epic fail:

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D10
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Brazil3409 Posts
January 18 2009 04:37 GMT
#33
On January 18 2009 12:20 TheFoReveRwaR wrote:
Theres a zero percent chance of either happening before our species goes extinct.

And a zero percent chance of the zombie thing happening ever. Even after our civilization is gone.

Wtf topic...


Zero percent is incorrent, the latest studies show there is a mathematical chance of them existing, coming in contact with us, and more.

Im not saying that they exist and spying on you, im just saying, its an infinite universe, and any limitation that we stipulate to dismiss the hipothesis doesnt take in consideration the fact that with sufficient technology all can be overcome
" We are not humans having spiritual experiences. - We are spirits having human experiences." - Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
January 18 2009 04:39 GMT
#34
On January 18 2009 12:52 Fontong wrote:
Why a zombie apocalypse would be epic fail:

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go ahead carrying around a heavy fucking weapon+ammo and spamming all your bullets at a zombie when they'd only fall to a precision shot to the brain. Plus, with no weapon's training, you're pretty much going to miss. GG. Oh, and all that sound from the AK? That'll attract other zombies. While you're standing there spamming your bullets, feeling how powerful and awesome you are with an AK, the zombie masses will slowly come to kill you.

A lot of you who say zombies are EZ win gg are so wrong. Zombies feel no pain. They feel no fear. Everyone of us lost is one of them gained. All our modern weapons suck at fighting them. They do not stop. Doorknobs? Fuck that, they'll just keep slamming on the door till it falls down. Sure they're slow but just imagine 50+ of them slowly walking to you, with you shooting at them, missing every shot (and even if you hit every shot, that's noise that will attract even more), being backed into a corner and fuck, you didn't save a bullet for yourself. GG
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jodogohoo
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
Canada2533 Posts
January 18 2009 04:52 GMT
#35
I have always wondered, when fighting slow zombies, couldn't i just falcon punch them?
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24723 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-18 05:27:35
January 18 2009 05:26 GMT
#36
I think it's unlikely that a zombie problem would spread to all over the world, whereas enemy invaders from another planet would have no trouble traveling from continent to continent.

chaoser: that's only true if you have no preparation (slow zombies only I think) but I admit that's the more likely scenario.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 18 2009 05:35 GMT
#37
poll would have been nicer. i say aliens are more probable because the chances that earth is the only planet in the universe that has life are very very slim. but the chances of zombies becoming alive and as strong and invincible as they are in movies and such are even more slim.
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
January 18 2009 05:39 GMT
#38
On January 18 2009 13:52 jodogohoo wrote:
I have always wondered, when fighting slow zombies, couldn't i just falcon punch them?

LOL haha that would be sweeeeeeeet
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24723 Posts
January 18 2009 05:55 GMT
#39
On January 18 2009 14:35 Grobyc wrote:
poll would have been nicer. i say aliens are more probable because the chances that earth is the only planet in the universe that has life are very very slim. but the chances of zombies becoming alive and as strong and invincible as they are in movies and such are even more slim.

I'm just curious how you came up with this conclusion. I also want to specifically know why you might think that interstellar travel is more likely than zombies.
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
chaoser
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
United States5541 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-18 05:57:28
January 18 2009 05:57 GMT
#40
you guys should go read these two books. They're really really good reads and they detail how a zombie apocalypse would occur as well as how to deal with it.

http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628

http://www.amazon.com/World-War-Z-History-Zombie/dp/0307346617/
Haven't you heard? I'm not an ex-progamer. I'm not a poker player. I'm not an admin of the site. I'm mother fucking Rekrul.
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