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Waaaitt a minute... I can create mindless slave zombies to work on my sugar plantation?! Bwmwahahaa THE WORLD WILL PAY FOR WHAT WAS DONE TO ME haahahaahahahaahaa * Mutters to self and crawls into a dark corner *
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Northern Ireland22208 Posts
Nobody's suggested alien zombies? =o
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On January 18 2009 08:14 ahswtini wrote: Nobody's suggested alien zombies? =o you mean like we finally fight off the alien invasion only to find that the aliens had turned into zombies and are back again? so like ALIEN INVASION TWO...
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On January 18 2009 08:36 Phantom wrote:Show nested quote +On January 18 2009 08:14 ahswtini wrote: Nobody's suggested alien zombies? =o you mean like we finally fight off the alien invasion only to find that the aliens had turned into zombies and are back again? so like ALIEN INVASION TWO...
Love it!
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On January 17 2009 17:20 Kwark wrote: Velociraptors are where the threat is. If you blame them, you have to give credit to mosquitoes caught in amber.
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On January 17 2009 17:20 Kwark wrote: Velociraptors are where the threat is.
Finally some words of wisdom. Zombies are no problem. They aren't too smart, can't operate machinery, and are usually stopped by trivial devices such as door handles.
Raptors on the other hand... eep.
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"Normal" humans killing each other off is more likely than Zombies doing it.
So I'll go for the Aliens
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Theres a zero percent chance of either happening before our species goes extinct.
And a zero percent chance of the zombie thing happening ever. Even after our civilization is gone.
Wtf topic...
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Personally a Zombie Apocalypse would be a bit more fun. You can actually fight off zombies and have a chance at surviving. Aliens will just come in and rape us with their technology and make us their slaves or just exterminate us. Me and my buddies fortifying our college house or working for aliens hmmm :D
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On January 17 2009 17:20 Kwark wrote: Velociraptors are where the threat is. Jurrasic Park ftw.
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On January 18 2009 12:20 TheFoReveRwaR wrote: Theres a zero percent chance of either happening before our species goes extinct.
And a zero percent chance of the zombie thing happening ever. Even after our civilization is gone.
Wtf topic...
Zero percent is incorrent, the latest studies show there is a mathematical chance of them existing, coming in contact with us, and more.
Im not saying that they exist and spying on you, im just saying, its an infinite universe, and any limitation that we stipulate to dismiss the hipothesis doesnt take in consideration the fact that with sufficient technology all can be overcome
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On January 18 2009 12:52 Fontong wrote:Why a zombie apocalypse would be epic fail: + Show Spoiler +
go ahead carrying around a heavy fucking weapon+ammo and spamming all your bullets at a zombie when they'd only fall to a precision shot to the brain. Plus, with no weapon's training, you're pretty much going to miss. GG. Oh, and all that sound from the AK? That'll attract other zombies. While you're standing there spamming your bullets, feeling how powerful and awesome you are with an AK, the zombie masses will slowly come to kill you.
A lot of you who say zombies are EZ win gg are so wrong. Zombies feel no pain. They feel no fear. Everyone of us lost is one of them gained. All our modern weapons suck at fighting them. They do not stop. Doorknobs? Fuck that, they'll just keep slamming on the door till it falls down. Sure they're slow but just imagine 50+ of them slowly walking to you, with you shooting at them, missing every shot (and even if you hit every shot, that's noise that will attract even more), being backed into a corner and fuck, you didn't save a bullet for yourself. GG
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I have always wondered, when fighting slow zombies, couldn't i just falcon punch them?
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United States24680 Posts
I think it's unlikely that a zombie problem would spread to all over the world, whereas enemy invaders from another planet would have no trouble traveling from continent to continent.
chaoser: that's only true if you have no preparation (slow zombies only I think) but I admit that's the more likely scenario.
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poll would have been nicer. i say aliens are more probable because the chances that earth is the only planet in the universe that has life are very very slim. but the chances of zombies becoming alive and as strong and invincible as they are in movies and such are even more slim.
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On January 18 2009 13:52 jodogohoo wrote: I have always wondered, when fighting slow zombies, couldn't i just falcon punch them? LOL haha that would be sweeeeeeeet
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United States24680 Posts
On January 18 2009 14:35 Grobyc wrote: poll would have been nicer. i say aliens are more probable because the chances that earth is the only planet in the universe that has life are very very slim. but the chances of zombies becoming alive and as strong and invincible as they are in movies and such are even more slim. I'm just curious how you came up with this conclusion. I also want to specifically know why you might think that interstellar travel is more likely than zombies.
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