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Llamaz
Australia90 Posts
On January 17 2009 15:50 chaoser wrote: http://www.cracked.com/article_15643_5-scientific-reasons-zombie-apocalypse-could-actually-happen.html read em and weep Waaaitt a minute... I can create mindless slave zombies to work on my sugar plantation?! Bwmwahahaa THE WORLD WILL PAY FOR WHAT WAS DONE TO ME haahahaahahahaahaa * Mutters to self and crawls into a dark corner * | ||
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ahswtini
Northern Ireland22213 Posts
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Phantom
Canada2151 Posts
On January 18 2009 08:14 ahswtini wrote: Nobody's suggested alien zombies? =o you mean like we finally fight off the alien invasion only to find that the aliens had turned into zombies and are back again? so like ALIEN INVASION TWO... | ||
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HiOT
Sweden1000 Posts
On January 18 2009 08:36 Phantom wrote: you mean like we finally fight off the alien invasion only to find that the aliens had turned into zombies and are back again? so like ALIEN INVASION TWO... Love it! | ||
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deathgod6
United States5064 Posts
On January 17 2009 17:20 Kwark wrote: Velociraptors are where the threat is. If you blame them, you have to give credit to mosquitoes caught in amber.  | ||
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Haemonculus
United States6980 Posts
On January 17 2009 17:20 Kwark wrote: Velociraptors are where the threat is. Finally some words of wisdom. Zombies are no problem. They aren't too smart, can't operate machinery, and are usually stopped by trivial devices such as door handles. Raptors on the other hand... eep. | ||
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jjun212
Canada2208 Posts
So I'll go for the Aliens | ||
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TheFoReveRwaR
United States10657 Posts
And a zero percent chance of the zombie thing happening ever. Even after our civilization is gone. Wtf topic... | ||
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mrgerry
United States1508 Posts
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
On January 17 2009 17:20 Kwark wrote: Velociraptors are where the threat is. Jurrasic Park ftw. | ||
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CrimsonLotus
Colombia1123 Posts
Nazi zombies, that is the real threat to humanity. | ||
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
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D10
Brazil3409 Posts
On January 18 2009 12:20 TheFoReveRwaR wrote: Theres a zero percent chance of either happening before our species goes extinct. And a zero percent chance of the zombie thing happening ever. Even after our civilization is gone. Wtf topic... Zero percent is incorrent, the latest studies show there is a mathematical chance of them existing, coming in contact with us, and more. Im not saying that they exist and spying on you, im just saying, its an infinite universe, and any limitation that we stipulate to dismiss the hipothesis doesnt take in consideration the fact that with sufficient technology all can be overcome | ||
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chaoser
United States5541 Posts
go ahead carrying around a heavy fucking weapon+ammo and spamming all your bullets at a zombie when they'd only fall to a precision shot to the brain. Plus, with no weapon's training, you're pretty much going to miss. GG. Oh, and all that sound from the AK? That'll attract other zombies. While you're standing there spamming your bullets, feeling how powerful and awesome you are with an AK, the zombie masses will slowly come to kill you. A lot of you who say zombies are EZ win gg are so wrong. Zombies feel no pain. They feel no fear. Everyone of us lost is one of them gained. All our modern weapons suck at fighting them. They do not stop. Doorknobs? Fuck that, they'll just keep slamming on the door till it falls down. Sure they're slow but just imagine 50+ of them slowly walking to you, with you shooting at them, missing every shot (and even if you hit every shot, that's noise that will attract even more), being backed into a corner and fuck, you didn't save a bullet for yourself. GG | ||
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jodogohoo
Canada2533 Posts
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micronesia
United States24805 Posts
chaoser: that's only true if you have no preparation (slow zombies only I think) but I admit that's the more likely scenario. | ||
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
On January 18 2009 13:52 jodogohoo wrote: I have always wondered, when fighting slow zombies, couldn't i just falcon punch them? LOL haha that would be sweeeeeeeet | ||
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micronesia
United States24805 Posts
On January 18 2009 14:35 Grobyc wrote: poll would have been nicer. i say aliens are more probable because the chances that earth is the only planet in the universe that has life are very very slim. but the chances of zombies becoming alive and as strong and invincible as they are in movies and such are even more slim. I'm just curious how you came up with this conclusion. I also want to specifically know why you might think that interstellar travel is more likely than zombies. | ||
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chaoser
United States5541 Posts
http://www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Protection/dp/1400049628 http://www.amazon.com/World-War-Z-History-Zombie/dp/0307346617/ | ||
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