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On April 15 2005 16:49 BroOd wrote:
Attacke stop now. Stop while all you're gonna get is banned.

Or keep being a fuckface, and I shall kill you. Not now, not next week, but some day. You'll be depositing your weekly $30 paycheck, or jerking off to pictures of Snow White fucking a horse, or whatever dumb shit you'll spend the rest of your short miserable life doing, and you won't even hear it coming. The bullet will enter above your right ear and exit just above your left eye, leaving a hole roughly the size of a tangerine. It will rain during your funeral, and only the priest will show, begrudginly muttering phrases in latin that he's long since forgotten the meanings. As he reads from the Bible, he'll wonder if he's missing the rerun of MASH he'd been looking forward to, and he'll quickly depart, leaving two burly men named Hal and "Tiny" to rob you of your suit and carelessly dump you into your tiny plot hidden behind a toolshed.

It's up to you buddy.

On April 15 2005 16:20 Attacke wrote:
i hate her

she looks like a dumbass

On December 04 2008 19:03 Orome wrote:


107?!!

I feel very unloved right now, I only have 10.

where are all those from? o_O

On December 04 2008 20:00 BroOd wrote:
to be fair, that came in a thread where KillMe1st (a good friend of mine) posted pics of his newborn daughter and was met with:

From: FakeSteve[TPR]
Subject: sup
Date: 1/12/05 12:25
reading that thread I saw Orlandu's post and thought maybe you took what i said at face value (which is fine)

But, in case you really aren't aware, i'm just messing around

In general I don't much mind people posting what they think and I apologize if you were offended at all

just keep in mind i'm not as angry and obnixious as my posts would indicate, its just much more fun that way

On December 04 2008 20:11 closed wrote:


I'm laughing so hard, that was probably one of the best troll posts ever; so random : D

On December 04 2008 22:07 Plexa wrote:
Damn, Haji's 107 pages beats out my 96

From: puLs.ReADy
Subject: 10x
Date: 11/24/06 02:07
10x

From: thedeadhaji
Subject: .
Date: 3/17/07 05:24
FREEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

On December 05 2008 00:48 Lukeeze[zR] wrote:
2 most random pm's i ever recieved



yeah 10x ... and ?



looks like haji just got released from jail or something

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Cpt Obvious 9/7/07:
You might easily be the most eloquent, level-headed American I met online in a long time. I pull my hat. And if you read my previous PM's carefully, I even admitted defeat anyway. Like I said, not enough information to make solid arguments. But still I eye your country with suspicion, not the populace, but the people in charge. Most American folks I've talked to or met are reasonable, decent, down-to-earth guys that just want to get along and through life some way or another. It's your power-hungry halfwits that I fear.