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Last Edited: 2015-01-25 07:24:27
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This is a thread specifically for posting your very own written and freestyle raps, whether they be just typed out as rough drafts, recorded on music sites, or you make a whole video that you want to share. If you just want to discuss hip-hop in general, please visit the Hip-Hop Music Discussion Thread, but I must warn you in advance: they like the album Yeezus. Of course, it's not against the law to talk here and there as long as you're discussing raps, and not going off on some wild tangent talking about if you can feed your dog a fruit and vegetable diet or something weird like that.

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In 2004, The Freestyle Rap Battle thread emerged on teamliquid.net, and to be honest, it started out as a joke until a few years later, a few of us started having fun with it and the thread got good for a bit; from an objective point of view, I guess.

On November 15 2014 06:52 Capped wrote:
So uh, anyone want to take a shot at what that tru flo guy was doing spamming bad rap in TL's 10 commandments?

I thought i only had to suffer that stuff when ninazerg necro'd that crappy freestyle thread every 3 months


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So, not everyone is a fan, clearly. And if you're not, nobody is forcing you to read this thread. The old thread had no clear direction and got trolled pretty badly, and was eventually shut down for becoming essentially a bathroom wall. So I wrote and proposed the following:

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On December 27 2014 19:49 ninazerg wrote:
Yeah, I felt like there were some good posters there like GreenHorizons, WarSame, Noman, joeschmo, and I fell like I contributed some fairly entertaining posts there for people who appreciate hip-hop. At the same time, the problem was that people would come in there to troll the thread. Not even marginally funny stuff, either. I noticed a lot of the troll posts are by people with only 1 post, which suggests to me that there are TL users who are around in the community who create alternate accounts to troll the one thread, which is a clear abuse of the site's rules.

I really don't know what the demographics of TL are like, but imagine, if I may guess, that not many of the users are familiar or fans of hip-hop music or culture, and don't really appreciate it as an art-form. I'm not saying this in any way to disparage TL's user-base, as they are rightfully entitled to their particular tastes in music, art and culture, but rather, as a way of saying that I can understand how that thread may be misinterpreted as a bad thread. Granted, the last couple of pages have been bad because of unchecked trolling.

Hip-hop is an inherently competitive art-form, and although we have a good deal of respect for each other, we often satirically poke fun at each other in a manner that can seem unnecessarily harsh, hence, the 'battle' aspect. The idea is to one-up the person before you by saying "That was okay, but here's something better." and writing out a more intricate and/or complex series of stanzas utilizing various types of wordplay, including multiple-syllabic rhymes, tongue-twisters (like 'she sells sea shells by the sea shore'), metaphors, allegories, double entendre, slanted-rhymes, connecting distant ideas through references, and so on. That's what GreenHorizons and myself try to do when we write there. It's a very unique and challenging way of creating a type of abstract art.

The troll problem in the thread comes from them saying to themselves, "Let me show them how stupid their hobby is by writing my own shitty raps" so in regards to the latest troll, 'stalka', who I would bet five dollars is not from Nigeria, did kind of what I expected: no matter the response, he would not make any attempt to step up any part of his game, and choosing to stay very low-brow with "You suck, I'm the best, I fucked your mom [Pardon my language]" and so on. So instead of simply letting him spam, I wrote back with some pretty decent responses that included some clever wordplay that one of the other posters even decided to rap aloud on soundcloud. Not that the troll deserved any kind of response, but regardless of the poor quality of his posts, some of us regular posters in the thread, myself included, decided to simply have fun with it and just write some good material.

If I were to make any sort of recommendation for a new thread, it would be a divergence away from the battling aspect of hip-hop, which is less prevalent today than it was 10 years ago, and more of a "post your raps" sort of thing, which would encourage people to post more of their own original music. Additionally, the allusion of 'freestyle' would be done away with, because in hip-hop, freestyle refers more to a non-written / non-rehearsed style of alliteration.



About the genre: Rap music is a broad term for a style of spoken-word lyrics, often accompanied by a beat. 'Rap' generally refers to the inner-city hip-hop culture-influenced style of spoken-word lyrics, performed by an emcee, and a beat produced by a DJ. DJs use a wide variety of techniques to produce a unique style of music, including the use of drums, bass, sampling, scratching, and electronic sounds. Through sampling, beats can be made with a wide variety of musical genres, including rock, jazz, blues, classical, and even country music. The spoken-word lyrics are the 'rap', which have great diversity in delivery style and content.

Most rappers perform on-beat, that is, keeping their wording in sync with the drumbeat. This usually requires the emcee to keep a certain tempo, but some emcees can change their tempo and stay on-beat while maintaining a certain sense of 'smoothness' to their alliteration. Not all emcees rap on-beat, especially when freestyling, but this style is a rarity.

The 1990s are often considered the 'golden era' of rap music, which saw the rise of many well-known artists, such as Tupac Shakur, The Wu-Tang Clan, Nas, Notorious B.I.G., DMX, Snoop Dogg, Big L, Outkast, Eminem, Big Pun, Mos Def, KRS-One, Kurupt, A Tribe Called Quest, Naughty By Nature, B-Real, and many more.

The 1980s saw groups like Public Enemy and NWA break into the mainstream, along with Run DMC, LL Cool J, Rakim, The Beastie Boys, Ice-T, Big Daddy Kane, Jazzy Jeff, MC Lyte, Salt-N-Pepa, Afrika Bambaataa, MC Hammer, Heavy D, Grandmaster Flash, and of course, JJ Fad.

The 2000s was when a lot of underground rappers from the 90s hit the mainstream. Jay-Z was already a monster after the release of Blueprint, and Eminem with the release of The Slim Shady LP. Other rappers you may have seen have popped up during this era, such as Tech N9ne, Redman, Nelly, Ludacris, Lupe Fiasco, 50 Cent, Kanye West, Kid Cudi, Common, Immortal Technique, Talib Kweli, Xzibit, Twista, G-Unit, The Black-Eyed Peas, Lil Kim, Eve, Diabolic, Hopsin, Busta Rhymes, Juelz Santana, D12, Jedi Mind Tricks, and all those guys from Army Of The Pharaohs.

Rap-Rock groups like Linkin Park have had artists like Mike Shinoda in their line-up, and have collaborated with artists like Styles of Beyond, Apathy, Celph-Titled, Chali 2na, Pharoahe Monch, Cheapshot, Planet Asia, and Rakim.

Also, special shout-out to Master P.

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Why do we need rules? Because of absolutely worthless spam like this: example 1, example 2. The best rule you can follow is to not be an idiot, and if you have an inevitable predisposition for idiocy, I would highly recommend you not post at all, anywhere.

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1. Do not create a new account on teamliquid.net or any affiliate site for the purpose of spamming in this thread.

2. If you're going to call everyone in the thread out, you better be a lyrical mastermind. Otherwise, if you go "You're all gay" or something to that effect and write something that looks like your cat rolled around on the keyboard randomly, we will report you for spamming.

3. Put some effort into your work. Going into an art thread and posting a squiggly line and saying "hey guyz hows this" will almost certain get you immediately banned on any art website.

4. Special rules on threatening content:

Violence is an unfortunate part of our society, especially in low-income and/or inner city populations. Artists express their grief, anger and fear of violence in their lyrics, and sometimes even feel like lashing out, i.e., "As I'm bailin down the block that I come from, still gotta pack a gun, Case some young motherfuckers wanna play dumb" [Tupac Shakur] or express the feeling of being so angry they want to kill someone, like in Eminem's Kim.

Additionally, in stand-up comedy, the phrase "killed it" or "I killed 'em" often refers to a set that went particularly well. This phrase also applies in hip-hop, i.e., 'killin' on the track', or defeating someone in a battle, 'killed him/her'. So, in reference to killing, murder, slaughtering, and so on, it is an acceptable part of the gig, with one exception:

No actual death threats/threats of assault. This basically where you pull a "Taken" and say "I will find you and I will kill you."

Differentiating a legitimate threat like "You're dead, fucker. I'm going to cut your throat when I find you." and a non-legitimate threat, "Your rhymes are about to be dead and buried, I'll slap you upside the head cartoon-style like Tom and Jerry" are often easy to spot. If you feel like heading into some particularly dark territory, post a spoiler that says 'not an actual death threat' and a short explanation for the lyrics. Example:

Verse
I've got two guns and I feel like they're about to blast you
Put you in a casket faster than I can knock and you ask who

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Not an actual death threat. I have no ill feelings towards him and just thought this was a cool verse. I don't actually own any guns, let alone two.


and if that's too much to ask, because of the integrity of your art or whatever, scribble it in your personal journal.

5. Rule on Racism and Discrimination:

You can be racist without actually using a 'racist word'. For example, if you say "To drown a black person, throw a bucket of fried chicken into a pool.", that would be racist, even if it's 'just a joke'. Don't do that. Talking about racism is fine, especially if it frustrates you. But if racism frustrates you, I would encourage you not be racist.

Why? Because of THE MAN. However, if you use a word like 'nigga' or 'spic' and so on, the context is important. Generally, you can use a racial epithet if you are from the same race as the word you are using. For example, if you are black, you can say 'Niggas be talkin'" and it's fine. If you're white, don't. Just don't. Why? I don't know. It is one of the great mysteries of science.

You can't say something racist and then put a spoiler at the bottom that says "By the way, I'm not racist." because it doesn't work that way. The key thing here is context. Sometimes, when you're telling a story, you may recall reading or hearing racist things. In other cases, you may be protesting racism.

There are other kinds of discriminatory speech, and I can't discuss all of them here, but I will say this: words actually can hurt people. If someone is told that they're worthless enough times, there are cases were they start to believe it. It's hard to block out negative energy when all you feel is negative energy around you. So when you use certain language, everything is fair game until it affects the people around you. It's easy to feel cynical and fall into the trap of feeling like nothing is important and therefore, people aren't important, and then start using this reasoning as a way of feeling open to making people around you feel worthless and hated.

This is more of a guideline than a rule. You have to be honest with how you feel, but sometimes the more offensive honesty is best posted elsewhere. I really don't like having to say that, but I kind of feel like it's necessary. You're free to say "I don't like Catholics", but you wouldn't say "I hope all the Catholics get killed."

Allusions to sexism, racism, homophobia are allowed.
Singular words associated with sexism, racism, homophobia are allowed, but should be used appropriately.
Actual sexism, racism, homophobia is not allowed.
The phrase "all bitches is hoes" is allowed by default.


6. Format:

There are quite a few formats that are used. Paragraph/Backslash:

I like cats/ I like rats/ I like hats/ I don't like brats/ I like cats/ I like rats/ I like hats/ I don't like brats/ I like cats/ I like rats/ I like hats/ I don't like brats/ I like cats/ I like rats/ I like hats/ I don't like brats/ I like cats/ I like rats/ I like hats/ I don't like brats/

In this style, each line ending in a rhyme ends with a backslash and wraps around. The same format can be used with commas:

I like cats, I like rats, I like hats, I don't like brats, I like cats, I like rats, I like hats, I don't like brats, I like cats, I like rats, I like hats, I don't like brats, I like cats, I like rats, I like hats, I don't like brats, I like cats, I like rats, I like hats, I don't like brats, I like cats, I like rats, I like hats, I don't like brats, I like cats, I like rats, I like hats, I don't like brats,

Note that some lines may contain multiple rhymes, but the rhyming word with the most emphasis goes last. If the final word in the bar doesn't rhyme, then you have failed at rapping. The format I tend to use is like this:

I like cats, I like rats
I like rats, I don't like brats

In this format, the commas don't really mean much besides a short pause. The emphasized rhyming words would be 'rats' and 'brats'. Again, if the final word in the bar doesn't rhyme, your rap will look like this:

I like cats, I like rats
I like rats, I don't like brats
I like packs, I like pencils <--- "pencils"? What the fuck?
I like snacks, I don't like hacks

I would discourage the usage of ALL CAPSLOCK OR SHIFT KEYS except when 'shouting'. You may not shout your entire rap if you're posting a text-only rap, as this violates the forum guidelines. If you want to scream into a microphone, you're more than welcome to do so, but good luck finding someone who doesn't hate all the static it'll produce. Then again, if you do your scream-rap right, it might sound good. Who knows until you try it, right?

Anyhow, I also strongly recommend not using an ellipsis, which is those three dots that occur after a trailing thought...

The "..." ellipsis should be used for a semi-long pause. These pauses are sometimes used to stay on beat during shorter verses and/or to take a breath to put a lot of emphasis on the following word(s). If you need to break a longer word up to make it work better, you can use hyphens to turn 'eliminate' into 'e-liminate' or 'elimi-nate', depending on what you're rhyming it with, because sometimes it's easier to understand if you're rhyming a single word with a series of smaller words.

Avoid using shorthand if u can.



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Here's a list of some user-based creations:

Tracks
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Schelim
https://soundcloud.com/nicolowrider
https://soundcloud.com/nicolowrider/death-gotta-be-easy
https://soundcloud.com/nicolowrider/elementary-music


Written Verses
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Paljas+ Show Spoiler +

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On December 30 2014 01:35 Paljas wrote:
A new thread? I'm not very optimistic.
Why? Well, thats rather simplistic:
Every poster in the old thread was a bad rapper, no exceptions.
Ok, maybe not everybody, here's a list of the corrections:
It goes lichter, joeschmo, nina and Mightie,
Green Horizons, Warsame, Noman, Gosi and then me.
Yes, I stole this line from Eminem and just exchanged some names,
better to be good at copying than to write down whack shit - lyrical aids.
And why is the OP telling me that I am not allowed
to discuss what a vegan diet for carnivor animals is all about?
Fuck this, I discuss the issue when I feel like it
but I have no clue about biology, so I don't know shit
about it, so you got lucky I guess,
and you ask me instead
For what reason I wrote down this text.
Fame, cash and honor are not for what I write down these rhymes,
I just want someone to post that epic rap battle gif under my lines.




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On December 30 2014 02:13 puppykiller wrote:
There is a certain Mr. who irks me bitter
worse then winter.

Immersed in internet to burden winners
by spurting vinegar.

I'd like to take my dick or my finger
simmered in ginger
wriggle it into your sphincter then linger.

Then I will scissor kick ya, your chin turns
to hit earth where you lick turds.

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On January 12 2015 00:48 puppykiller wrote:
KO it with a Kratos blitz.
A glaives full swing
will waste foes quick.

Save no grim hateful malice
bask in an outlandish aptness.

I have this savage habit
as a famished masochist
to gnash my hands in an anthropophagic anguish
as if pandering my pallet demanded a rabid practice.

Be damned if I plan to detract
from this chalice of lactic acid.
I'd rather backflip off a canyon cliff
into a hard mass of granite that breaks backs and hips.

Granite harder than metallic magma
Harder than the antithesis of a flaccid phallus.
Harder than the anaphylactic reaction to a basilisk



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On January 02 2015 05:46 WarSame wrote:
It's not pushing you to a vocation
It's finding your calling
You can't have eternal vacation
You won't always be balling

The key to humanity is fulfilling our needs
And our peculiarity, doing good deeds
Food, clothes, and a roof on our head
Giving us this day, our daily bread
It's tempting to live on Easy Street
But we have to work for daily meat
There won't always be safe nets to fall on
There won't always be grandma to call on
So you weave your way in this cruel world
To survive and provide for your girl
They all like to act like it's being number one
But the reason we work is to get shit done

The laws of economy dictate what gets paid
It's not just based on what items you've made
So a baller can get hundreds of mills
While a cleaner can hardly afford his bills

It's not all luck and talent
School lets you load the ballot
They push you to go learn your way
So that it's easier to earn your pay

If you're going to have to work to support yourself
You should work less so you can cavort with wealth

EDIT: Man, it is hard to get some parts of this to work out. Especially the luck and talent part sounds just awkward however I read it, but I can't figure out the best way to phrase it.

EDIT2: Schelim, from what I've heard, your music is pretty good. I wish the quality of your recording was better, though.


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On January 03 2015 15:27 WarSame wrote:
I'm lovin the new thread, it's bringin good rap back
After all those whack cats got a temp ban nap



I got a light in me, I'll open myself and let you see
Something's got me unease, it's like a disease
It's Christmas break, I should do as I please
But I'm shaking and scratching like I got fleas

Do you ever have it where something is flat wrong?
You can only ignore it for one song or hit from bong
Nestled above your belly, a small ball of worry
A heaviness of head, occasional eyes blurry
Was it something I said? What's got me on edge?
Why can't I get myself out of this goddamn bed?

It's not all too bad yet, I can still laugh and cry
But I can't figure out for how long, or more, why?
Probably chemical imbalance of my brain's salads
Random throw of the dice, not supernatural malice
I get up so late that I hardly even see the sun
My days fizzle out, like most of my passion
Ephemeral breaks in the haze are a blaze
Such a stark shake it makes me amazed
The sharks aren't far, scarce as breaks are
Islands in the pacific, with my raft these bars

Fuck medication, this will be my meditation
I believe I can overcome with concentration
And patience, blow away the congealed fog
Dry the bog, start making the exit slog


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On January 04 2015 15:10 WarSame wrote:
Coke on a platter, shit that don't matter
Behind your ears, light chatter patter
Pop the Ace, pop the Goose, pop the Crys
Shut your face, lips are loose, sinking ships
Radio, studio, stadium, playdium
Say fuck the future, carpe diem
Say fuck the world, that's my girl
Fuck social norms, give us a twirl


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On January 11 2015 09:18 WarSame wrote:
Winter is dreary, be depressed if you feel me
Wake up at three, rubbing out your eyes bleary
An ethereal fog is choking the daylight,
fading black to white, KO to night
Senseless struggle against reason
Time of the season, facing demons
But how do you face you?
What is it that is you?
Can you struggle against the self?
Recruit help to obtain the belt
This is shit you can't lose
Or you'll be out your own shoes
Not singing the blues, not the news, but out in the street
Try to make ends meet for your foe with flow
The parasite will not end until you KO to night


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On January 14 2015 10:24 WarSame wrote:
Oh say can you see
Our dominion of free
Covered in niceness
Low prices of vices

Jose can you believe
That this is for thee
Slave for your pay
To see the next day

Our neo-imperialistic tendencies and hamfisted policies
Have toppled nations and brought unrest to the Middle East
Under the name of capitalism we exploited a schism
Brought the world to her knees to swallow our jism
Behind this façade we say they're trying to get paid
We want more maids and some fancy brocades
So turn a blind eye to the Third World
Flush it away with a toilet swirl
Keep saying to yourself the winner gets the spoils
Keep for your wealth the forced toils and the oils
But remove your hands from their ankles
And your lubed glove from their asses
To find that masses of lower classes
Do more than harass the Baptists
When the shit's off their skin and they're still brown
They remember being kicked down and kow-town
So when you can no longer control the seas
You'd best retreat to your gated communities
To concede that the free have been released
From their leash and remember your atrocities


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On January 25 2015 12:22 WarSame wrote:
Marching elephants cross the alps
Making collections of skin and scalps
I'll give you a fiver for the boy's liver
They lick their lips, and you shiver

Sure, soylent green is people
Soylent deliver us from evil
Toiling for bones be boiling
Extolling the taste of flesh
It's the best! Beats the rest!
See Ned's for a dead head!
Keep your friends in bends
While working to their end
Dinner party? Donner party!
C'mon, let's eat(,) everybody!



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On December 30 2014 02:59 xtorn wrote:
hey im not some rap personality like Travis Scott,
but still screw it, imma give this a shot

you see i like this game a lot, it's got hydras and lings
its hard as hell, but winning gives you wings

you try everyday, it all happens on ladder
might lose a lot, but fuck it! doesn't matter

so all you gotta do to be the best,
watch the pros play, dont care about the rest
just go #tryhard, but hey dont get stressed
rinse and repeat, over and over again
although dont get stuck on the single player campaign.

you see i tried to understand, every day and every night,
what's the secret of the one known as STLife

he puts lings in your base and makes it look easy
you just cant do the same without being cheesy

so try him, he'll give you a quick knockout,
how the hell does he do it with only one scout?

so i kept telling myself, "its all in the mind!"
tried the same strat, and outcome? DENIED

then i said fuck it, ill just go protoss
the result of that? loss after loss
got so bummed that im not awesomesauce
might even switch to god damn lacrosse.

as cool as this is, i cant talk in rhymes,
ill go back to starcraft, and push through hard times
(tho i might go insane from all widowmines)


---
chillin
like bob dylan
on some mad pennicilin


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On December 30 2014 05:08 xtorn wrote:
heres another one, i call it "Barbie"
listen to this while reading

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i dont give a fuck if this ain't proper "rap"
i kinda like it, so i won't simply stop

its somewhat comforting, rambling about life
with all the shit one goes through, when nothing is right
when things fall apart, you just want to let go
and see where life takes you, just go with the flow.

so i got this call yesterday,
my ex girlfriend, you know
she asked if all is okay
and said "i've tickets to this show,
lets go have fun, and then to this party, alright?"
now, this is dicey, she and i had a fight
but i thought, "meh whats the worst that can happen, in only one night?"

the show was ok, went on for an hour
some light comedy, a bit happy, bit sour
we then called a cab and she said, "you know what
ive missed these times, i missed you a lot"

so i kinda knew where all this was going
but thought to myself "im sorry, you're still annoying"
so i made the rules clear, "party then home
its not like we're moving in a mansion in Rome".

as the party went on, she kept hitting on others
and looked back at me, to check if i bother
but im so used to it, i really dont care
its just her old habits, nothing to see there.

as the party ended, "goodbye, and goodnight!"
i thought "that wasnt so bad, was really alright"
though found it funny, how she tried to ignite
old sparks that a long time ago have then died.

but on the way home, maaan, she started to whine,
how the food was so baaaaad, how careless was I,
how i forgot "our song", which ofc she still likes.

so i said to the cabbie "hey dude please stop here
id rather walk home, than get bleeding ears"

so this was my ex, ain't she a treat?
one out of ten, would never repeat.

[Chorus] One out of ten, would never repeat


+ Show Spoiler +

On December 30 2014 13:34 xtorn wrote:
"Jail"
(i listened to this while writing it )


This here is a short meditation,
About people that preach you on finding your vocation
They all keep rambling on about some aspiration,
And you just end up lost in translation.

So your peers always said "get better at it, son!
Sooner or later, you'll be number one!
Eat healthy, learn daily, life is a test,
fight everyday, you just can't afford rest"
But i don't wanna compete, what the frack? Just let me be
or ill end up a byproduct of your broken society.
An efficient machine, with a body of steel
With zero emotions, and nothing to feel

They said "be a doctor or lawyer, be so inclined
Try to be better, accomplished and kind!"
But they just trained me to spend life in the prison of mind.

So tell me - how does school train creativity?
It doesnt, it just keeps you in captivity.
You think you're wiser, the older you get?
When you're just a mix of pain and regret?

Maybe i dont want to be a fuckin lawyer, rather a skydiver
Live my life free, be my own driver
Don't need your advice, fuck you! Open your eyes
Don't preach shit to me, better think twice
Cuz you cant even look at yourself in the mirror
When all you see there, is failure and fear.

Yeah, all this is stuff that makes zero sense
Cuz i simply don't care of your past perfect tense.



youngminii+ Show Spoiler +
+ Show Spoiler +
On December 30 2014 09:40 youngminii wrote:
Y'all talk as if this thing is a game
The rap game came and left none of us sane
'Coz we're all the same but can't see past the shame
Of being less than we wanted to be
Stuck typing in an online gaming spree
But fuck all these hoes and g's
Don't need to stand back and idly by
While other niggas climb the ladder up to the sky
No not the literal sky, the fucking money sky
Way up high, over all our lows and highs
And it's a statement of success
Which is why I need to undress
Unwind my mind and follow behind the minds that don't care what they leave behind.

am i doing this right


+ Show Spoiler +
On December 30 2014 14:17 youngminii wrote:
You make it sound like life is war
Life is tough but surely you need more
More dollar bills more sex, bro just get a whore!
Nah fuck, I get what you mean
Life says be someone mean
Gotta be stronger leaner and better
Than the kid next door who only wants butter
on his bread, coz it's the only thing he can muster
No money no food no health no gains
What's the point then, the meaning of life, again?
Study, play, don't fuck up your brain
Or is it money? Why is that funny?
We fuck like bunnies then throw on our sunnies
Walk around like gods and kings
When all we are, machines with rings
Jewellery and all that shit, designed to keep us incompetent
Never realising that there's more in this continent
Love patience happiness and tolerance
Drugs fear segregation and aggravation
You call it jail, I call it fail
We could've had fanmail, but now we working retail
Secure your dreams kid, or you'll end up like my dad bailed.


+ Show Spoiler +
On December 30 2014 18:13 youngminii wrote:
Don't act like drugs are cool
What do you know? You're just a fool
Talking about some shit like a tool
To seem as if you know more than you do
Yeah I'm the illest chillest and I know I'm the realest
I've seen shit that you've only heard from the dealers
I've done some shit and now I'm in deepest
Deeper than your heart has ever known
I had a dance with the devil blown
Got burnt in the fire shown
By my reluctance to aim higher
Don't fuck with me, drugs or play dire
It's better to say pure and stay flyer
Coz we real, but we gon' cry, ah..


+ Show Spoiler +
On January 02 2015 12:02 youngminii wrote:
Ima tell youse a story
I blew a fuse reaching for the glory
I refused to stop even when it all got gory
Break the mold, take hold, hit gold like they told me
Fuck dat, quick look around
Whats that? Dont worry, just hold your ground
Every distraction, another subtraction, bring on a third faction but quick start your next action
Or youre gonna be forced to find a new source to get more resources to fix your thesaurus
Another word for another loss
Defeat, I got beat, fuck this beat, bring me more heat and Ill take another seat
This time Ill try harder
I'll make sure I play faster
I'll break your face to get farther
I'll think of ways to die harder
I challenge thee
In any game or three
Starcraft dota or counter strike me
I'll even settle for a world of warcraft spree
But by the end I'll make sure
To step on you as I leave the door
Rub your face on the floor
Coz after you, I'll need more


+ Show Spoiler +
On January 03 2015 15:45 youngminii wrote:
Clue clue clue what did you do
Came in here with your airy fairy, ew
Telling everyone all is good with you
What's that gonna do man, go and get a clue
One trick to appeal to the masses
Is to talk about shit that actually matters
Or think up of shit straight out of two asses
Like the time you said you aced all your classes
Well I'ma call bullshit, I know you didn't
Instead stayed home and smoked in your basement
Taylor Swift blasting like your sister's adolecence
Country dick swimming in her cunt, resist the temptation
And why am I not surprised that your're part of 420 nation
I havent even heard that since, well 4/20, patience
The suburbs are tight, at least you got that right
But man, night terrors still follow me to fight angels
I end up in bed sleeping all these right angles
To get my mind off of these motherfucking tangents
But please sir, you must continue
Tell us exactly why you're single
Coz if that ain't real, maybe you're living a lie
Pretening that you're up in the sky

Nah but in the end I apologise for the jest
But this here is a battle of the best


+ Show Spoiler +
On January 04 2015 00:34 youngminii wrote:
I started this course once when my mom forced me to try and get more sleep she found out I don't weep
soon I felt awesome finally snoring not that it's boring just so applauding
the doctor I met loved to gamble and bet
so one day he showed me his winnings and left
his assistant's tits bigger, it was a set
more consistent than her ring, let's try and forget
that it was even there when the two first met
they won't be loyal in bed unless they're dead
they'd work 'til she's wet and they'd get him undressed
every time he impressed she'd scream "this is the best"
"it feels like wincest" she'd beat on his chest
"wait why did you say that, who likes incest"
"huh, are you sure this isn't a test"
"get out of my room you filthy fucking pest"
"are you sure you don't want to finish the quest"
she pointed slyly towards her slit
acting like Miley in her video clip
I finally turned away from her bit
and yelled "hah, take that bitch!"
"I'm not a slave of the golden ditch
I'll make my way to a greener pitch
One that's hot and Asian and free from fornication
I'll buy her a drink and release her v-nation
I'll buy me a pill solely for the concentration
Don't want no love, just sex, fuck the serotonin
"shit I can feel it in my stomach, it's done kicking in"
My eyes get blurry when I touch it, it's fun poppin'
Just one last time I promise, for the extra grin
And just like that, I shove the best bits in
She starts to bleed and cry that I'm mean
But she wept "don't stop" so I sucked on her bean
The blood was a sure thing but I couldn't believe
How fucked it was that I was tasting a teen

ok im just gonna end that there wtf


+ Show Spoiler +
On January 04 2015 20:16 youngminii wrote:
I'm sick of being stuck in captivity
Too long and now I've come to hate activity
Someday I hope I'm able to bend time and gravity
I'd ask myself for guides and walkthroughs to my sanity

The dynamic potential for all the consequential
Now ex-patriarchal only fizzed out as it sparkled

I'm being dramatic dawg just let me be
I hope now I can get some rest in peace
Pray that god has made his heaven deece
Time to slay some horny angel chicks

I think I see the devil coming up to me
He reminds me I'm imagining a fantasy

I sigh, I scream, I hate reality
I cry, ice cream, a true parody

Now all thats left
Is my only regret
That I couldn't collect
Purgatory, gon' check
How much time I have left
Scared of everything death
Want to scream and repent
Another chance, or live bent

So I just stare and don't care gotta be aware, now I'm impartial
Though my life's bare, my soul rare, my doll hair, hope I revival

Gotta keep working on my flow, otherwise I'm hot
Might just be creative with blow, put a price on pot
But to appease I need a lease, fuck off yeezy, lemon squeezey
I want to get there, but hey, my bones
They can only handle so many cones

(a cone is what australian's call a bowl, or our version of a bowl anyway)

edit: shit i wasn't meant to hit post yet, anyway i like this one





Youtube
+ Show Spoiler +
None yet.


All tracks, verses and videos will go into the thread and will be sorted by author/artist alphabetically. Everything appropriate in the thread will be archived in the original post, unless the creator specifically requests otherwise, or if there is a potential copyright infringement, or if it sucks.

pz
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
lichter
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
1001 YEARS KESPAJAIL22272 Posts
December 29 2014 10:12 GMT
#2
buried and Jerry don't rhyme bro

I probably approve of this OP.
AdministratorYOU MUST HEED MY INSTRUCTIONS TAKE OFF YOUR THIIIINGS
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-29 12:06:37
December 29 2014 12:03 GMT
#3
On December 29 2014 19:12 lichter wrote:
buried and Jerry don't rhyme bro

I probably approve of this OP.


On December 27 2014 19:49 ninazerg wrote:
various types of wordplay, including multiple-syllabic rhymes, tongue-twisters (like 'she sells sea shells by the sea shore'), metaphors, allegories, double entendre, slanted-rhymes, connecting distant ideas through references, and so on.

"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
Paljas
Profile Joined October 2011
Germany6926 Posts
December 29 2014 16:35 GMT
#4
A new thread? I'm not very optimistic.
Why? Well, thats rather simplistic:
Every poster in the old thread was a bad rapper, no exceptions.
Ok, maybe not everybody, here's a list of the corrections:
It goes lichter, joeschmo, nina and Mightie,
Green Horizons, Warsame, Noman, Gosi and then me.
Yes, I stole this line from Eminem and just exchanged some names,
better to be good at copying than to write down whack shit - lyrical aids.
And why is the OP telling me that I am not allowed
to discuss what a vegan diet for carnivor animals is all about?
Fuck this, I discuss the issue when I feel like it
but I have no clue about biology, so I don't know shit
about it, so you got lucky I guess,
and you ask me instead
For what reason I wrote down this text.
Fame, cash and honor are not for what I write down these rhymes,
I just want someone to post that epic rap battle gif under my lines.
TL+ Member
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-29 17:16:38
December 29 2014 17:13 GMT
#5
There is a certain Mr. who irks me bitter
worse then winter.

Immersed in internet to burden winners
by spurting vinegar.

I'd like to take my dick or my finger
simmered in ginger
wriggle it into your sphincter then linger.

Then I will scissor kick ya, your chin turns
to hit earth where you lick turds.
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
xtorn
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
4060 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-29 18:16:54
December 29 2014 17:59 GMT
#6
hey im not some rap personality like Travis Scott,
but still screw it, imma give this a shot

you see i like this game a lot, it's got hydras and lings
its hard as hell, but winning gives you wings

you try everyday, it all happens on ladder
might lose a lot, but fuck it! doesn't matter

so all you gotta do to be the best,
watch the pros play, dont care about the rest
just go #tryhard, but hey dont get stressed
rinse and repeat, over and over again
although dont get stuck on the single player campaign.

you see i tried to understand, every day and every night,
what's the secret of the one known as STLife

he puts lings in your base and makes it look easy
you just cant do the same without being cheesy

so try him, he'll give you a quick knockout,
how the hell does he do it with only one scout?

so i kept telling myself, "its all in the mind!"
tried the same strat, and outcome? DENIED

then i said fuck it, ill just go protoss
the result of that? loss after loss
got so bummed that im not awesomesauce
might even switch to god damn lacrosse.

as cool as this is, i cant talk in rhymes,
ill go back to starcraft, and push through hard times
(tho i might go insane from all widowmines)


---
chillin
like bob dylan
on some mad pennicilin
Life - forever the Legend in my heart
xtorn
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
4060 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-29 20:16:17
December 29 2014 20:08 GMT
#7
heres another one, i call it "Barbie"
listen to this while reading

------------------
i dont give a fuck if this ain't proper "rap"
i kinda like it, so i won't simply stop

its somewhat comforting, rambling about life
with all the shit one goes through, when nothing is right
when things fall apart, you just want to let go
and see where life takes you, just go with the flow.

so i got this call yesterday,
my ex girlfriend, you know
she asked if all is okay
and said "i've tickets to this show,
lets go have fun, and then to this party, alright?"
now, this is dicey, she and i had a fight
but i thought, "meh whats the worst that can happen, in only one night?"

the show was ok, went on for an hour
some light comedy, a bit happy, bit sour
we then called a cab and she said, "you know what
ive missed these times, i missed you a lot"

so i kinda knew where all this was going
but thought to myself "im sorry, you're still annoying"
so i made the rules clear, "party then home
its not like we're moving in a mansion in Rome".

as the party went on, she kept hitting on others
and looked back at me, to check if i bother
but im so used to it, i really dont care
its just her old habits, nothing to see there.

as the party ended, "goodbye, and goodnight!"
i thought "that wasnt so bad, was really alright"
though found it funny, how she tried to ignite
old sparks that a long time ago have then died.

but on the way home, maaan, she started to whine,
how the food was so baaaaad, how careless was I,
how i forgot "our song", which ofc she still likes.

so i said to the cabbie "hey dude please stop here
id rather walk home, than get bleeding ears"

so this was my ex, ain't she a treat?
one out of ten, would never repeat.

[Chorus] One out of ten, would never repeat
Life - forever the Legend in my heart
Schelim
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Austria11528 Posts
December 29 2014 21:18 GMT
#8
i don't like posting lyrics and what not but you can listen to my songs here:

https://soundcloud.com/nicolowrider

this one is a recent one that i think is good if you're into personal/more serious stuff:

https://soundcloud.com/nicolowrider/death-gotta-be-easy

some more general rappidy-rap shit:

https://soundcloud.com/nicolowrider/elementary-music


but there's a bunch of weird songs i made, just check them on the site if you care to

nice thread idea btw, will read and especially listen to stuff that is posted here.
TY <3 Cure <3 Inno <3 Special <3
calmasfok
Profile Joined September 2014
91 Posts
December 29 2014 23:16 GMT
#9
yall are bitches
i give u stitches
as if u were snitches
i lick yyour moms britches
send her back to the kitchen
she makes me sandwhiches
ur sisters are a pair of ugly witches
UGH

User was temp banned for this post.
pussy and patrol make me feel alright
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
December 30 2014 00:40 GMT
#10
Y'all talk as if this thing is a game
The rap game came and left none of us sane
'Coz we're all the same but can't see past the shame
Of being less than we wanted to be
Stuck typing in an online gaming spree
But fuck all these hoes and g's
Don't need to stand back and idly by
While other niggas climb the ladder up to the sky
No not the literal sky, the fucking money sky
Way up high, over all our lows and highs
And it's a statement of success
Which is why I need to undress
Unwind my mind and follow behind the minds that don't care what they leave behind.

am i doing this right
lalala
xtorn
Profile Blog Joined December 2013
4060 Posts
Last Edited: 2014-12-30 04:36:00
December 30 2014 04:34 GMT
#11
"Jail"
(i listened to this while writing it )


This here is a short meditation,
About people that preach you on finding your vocation
They all keep rambling on about some aspiration,
And you just end up lost in translation.

So your peers always said "get better at it, son!
Sooner or later, you'll be number one!
Eat healthy, learn daily, life is a test,
fight everyday, you just can't afford rest"
But i don't wanna compete, what the frack? Just let me be
or ill end up a byproduct of your broken society.
An efficient machine, with a body of steel
With zero emotions, and nothing to feel

They said "be a doctor or lawyer, be so inclined
Try to be better, accomplished and kind!"
But they just trained me to spend life in the prison of mind.

So tell me - how does school train creativity?
It doesnt, it just keeps you in captivity.
You think you're wiser, the older you get?
When you're just a mix of pain and regret?

Maybe i dont want to be a fuckin lawyer, rather a skydiver
Live my life free, be my own driver
Don't need your advice, fuck you! Open your eyes
Don't preach shit to me, better think twice
Cuz you cant even look at yourself in the mirror
When all you see there, is failure and fear.

Yeah, all this is stuff that makes zero sense
Cuz i simply don't care of your past perfect tense.
Life - forever the Legend in my heart
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
December 30 2014 05:17 GMT
#12
You make it sound like life is war
Life is tough but surely you need more
More dollar bills more sex, bro just get a whore!
Nah fuck, I get what you mean
Life says be someone mean
Gotta be stronger leaner and better
Than the kid next door who only wants butter
on his bread, coz it's the only thing he can muster
No money no food no health no gains
What's the point then, the meaning of life, again?
Study, play, don't fuck up your brain
Or is it money? Why is that funny?
We fuck like bunnies then throw on our sunnies
Walk around like gods and kings
When all we are, machines with rings
Jewellery and all that shit, designed to keep us incompetent
Never realising that there's more in this continent
Love patience happiness and tolerance
Drugs fear segregation and aggravation
You call it jail, I call it fail
We could've had fanmail, but now we working retail
Secure your dreams kid, or you'll end up like my dad bailed.
lalala
ragnasaur
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States804 Posts
December 30 2014 06:04 GMT
#13
eating an orange after hanging on a door hinge
my body fades like your money as i reveal the spades
cartoons has me feeling numb like shrooms
daily routine like oxycodone
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) George Forman doesnt have any fingerprints
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
December 30 2014 09:13 GMT
#14
Don't act like drugs are cool
What do you know? You're just a fool
Talking about some shit like a tool
To seem as if you know more than you do
Yeah I'm the illest chillest and I know I'm the realest
I've seen shit that you've only heard from the dealers
I've done some shit and now I'm in deepest
Deeper than your heart has ever known
I had a dance with the devil blown
Got burnt in the fire shown
By my reluctance to aim higher
Don't fuck with me, drugs or play dire
It's better to say pure and stay flyer
Coz we real, but we gon' cry, ah..
lalala
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
December 30 2014 09:23 GMT
#15
On December 30 2014 06:18 Schelim wrote:
i don't like posting lyrics and what not but you can listen to my songs here:

https://soundcloud.com/nicolowrider

this one is a recent one that i think is good if you're into personal/more serious stuff:

https://soundcloud.com/nicolowrider/death-gotta-be-easy

some more general rappidy-rap shit:

https://soundcloud.com/nicolowrider/elementary-music


but there's a bunch of weird songs i made, just check them on the site if you care to

nice thread idea btw, will read and especially listen to stuff that is posted here.


I just checked out your stuff on soundcloud, it's cool. Thanks for sharing this!
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-01 21:07:16
January 01 2015 20:46 GMT
#16
It's not pushing you to a vocation
It's finding your calling
You can't have eternal vacation
You won't always be balling

The key to humanity is fulfilling our needs
And our peculiarity, doing good deeds
Food, clothes, and a roof on our head
Giving us this day, our daily bread
It's tempting to live on Easy Street
But we have to work for daily meat
There won't always be safe nets to fall on
There won't always be grandma to call on
So you weave your way in this cruel world
To survive and provide for your girl
They all like to act like it's being number one
But the reason we work is to get shit done

The laws of economy dictate what gets paid
It's not just based on what items you've made
So a baller can get hundreds of mills
While a cleaner can hardly afford his bills

It's not all luck and talent
School lets you load the ballot
They push you to go learn your way
So that it's easier to earn your pay

If you're going to have to work to support yourself
You should work less so you can cavort with wealth

EDIT: Man, it is hard to get some parts of this to work out. Especially the luck and talent part sounds just awkward however I read it, but I can't figure out the best way to phrase it.

EDIT2: Schelim, from what I've heard, your music is pretty good. I wish the quality of your recording was better, though.
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
darthfoley
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States8001 Posts
January 01 2015 21:34 GMT
#17
I bomb atomically,
Socrates' philosophies and hypotheses
Can't define how I be droppin these
Mockeries

- Definitely mine
watch the wall collide with my fist, mostly over problems that i know i should fix
Falling
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada11340 Posts
January 02 2015 01:13 GMT
#18
From skype:

[11/28/2014 1:00:51 PM] grazingbuffalo: where am i LMASTER?!
[11/28/2014 1:01:44 PM] Falling: the starcraft caster,
[11/28/2014 1:01:47 PM] Falling: the master of disaster
[11/28/2014 1:02:39 PM] Falling: spitt'n words faster
than a charismatic pastor

[11/28/2014 6:02:26 PM] Eric Morgan: Been taking some lessons from nina eh?
Moderator"In Trump We Trust," says the Golden Goat of Mars Lago. Have faith and believe! Trump moves in mysterious ways. Like the wind he blows where he pleases...
nobodywonder
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States848 Posts
January 02 2015 01:40 GMT
#19
yeah uh i'm from a lil' small town
me and my buds had a dope party down

in my man derp D's dank shit
downing drank and taking dank hits

then i got the munchies
imma fill my munchies

yeah uh watching the newest dunkey bideo
that man is a fucking genius spaghetti-o

this is the lyrically end of my rap
and as the dunkey says that a wrap
i want nobody nobody but you! *clap* *clap*- wonder girls
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
January 02 2015 03:02 GMT
#20
Ima tell youse a story
I blew a fuse reaching for the glory
I refused to stop even when it all got gory
Break the mold, take hold, hit gold like they told me
Fuck dat, quick look around
Whats that? Dont worry, just hold your ground
Every distraction, another subtraction, bring on a third faction but quick start your next action
Or youre gonna be forced to find a new source to get more resources to fix your thesaurus
Another word for another loss
Defeat, I got beat, fuck this beat, bring me more heat and Ill take another seat
This time Ill try harder
I'll make sure I play faster
I'll break your face to get farther
I'll think of ways to die harder
I challenge thee
In any game or three
Starcraft dota or counter strike me
I'll even settle for a world of warcraft spree
But by the end I'll make sure
To step on you as I leave the door
Rub your face on the floor
Coz after you, I'll need more
lalala
Schelim
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Austria11528 Posts
January 02 2015 09:31 GMT
#21
On December 30 2014 18:23 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 30 2014 06:18 Schelim wrote:
i don't like posting lyrics and what not but you can listen to my songs here:

https://soundcloud.com/nicolowrider

this one is a recent one that i think is good if you're into personal/more serious stuff:

https://soundcloud.com/nicolowrider/death-gotta-be-easy

some more general rappidy-rap shit:

https://soundcloud.com/nicolowrider/elementary-music


but there's a bunch of weird songs i made, just check them on the site if you care to

nice thread idea btw, will read and especially listen to stuff that is posted here.


I just checked out your stuff on soundcloud, it's cool. Thanks for sharing this!


On January 02 2015 05:46 WarSame wrote:
EDIT2: Schelim, from what I've heard, your music is pretty good. I wish the quality of your recording was better, though.


thanks guys, i appreciate that! yeah, i wish it was better too but i'm too poor to buy a better mic and i'm not exactly a master of mixing and stuff either. but i think the newer songs at least have passable quality.
TY <3 Cure <3 Inno <3 Special <3
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
January 02 2015 10:20 GMT
#22
I bust this town my rims blazin' to the speed limit,
Ain't gonna go over, don't wanna speed ticket,
When I hit the house y'all better scram,
Or ima bust yo ass like a prostate exam,
There ain't nobody mo' gangsta than me,
I ain't even flush after I pee,
I bang yo mama but I gotta wear a condom,
Ain't fit in magnums my pee pee is quantum,
My rhymes so fresh they call me Subway,
I would rap all night but tomorrow is a work day.
darthfoley
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
United States8001 Posts
January 02 2015 16:47 GMT
#23
On January 02 2015 19:20 Chairman Ray wrote:
I bust this town my rims blazin' to the speed limit,
Ain't gonna go over, don't wanna speed ticket,
When I hit the house y'all better scram,
Or ima bust yo ass like a prostate exam,
There ain't nobody mo' gangsta than me,
I ain't even flush after I pee,
I bang yo mama but I gotta wear a condom,
Ain't fit in magnums my pee pee is quantum,
My rhymes so fresh they call me Subway,
I would rap all night but tomorrow is a work day.


my pee pee is quantum = quality line
watch the wall collide with my fist, mostly over problems that i know i should fix
ClueClueClue
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1203 Posts
January 02 2015 17:24 GMT
#24
Yo yo yo, what's going on team liquid?
Trying to find an fpl team you can stick with?
I ain't too bothered with that kind of activity
Instead I rap about my life, and man is it riveting
I got a steady job and a life without trouble
If my neighbors have a barbecue, I'm right there on the double
Don't tell me 'bout the things that keep you awake at night
'cause if your life is boring baby, you're not doing it right
Move out to the suburbs, where there's honeys aplenty
Everybody's chillin' hard and every clock just struck four-twenty
Maybe you're too scared of what you've heard, but that's absurd
Our funky way of life ain't meant to make you feel deterred
All right, I'm sure I'll see you next week
When we'll down a couple of brews and listen to country music
If that's too real for you, well, I symphatize, I do
'Cause we know what is up, my man, and you don't have a clue
Cogito, ergo toss.
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
January 03 2015 06:27 GMT
#25
I'm lovin the new thread, it's bringin good rap back
After all those whack cats got a temp ban nap



I got a light in me, I'll open myself and let you see
Something's got me unease, it's like a disease
It's Christmas break, I should do as I please
But I'm shaking and scratching like I got fleas

Do you ever have it where something is flat wrong?
You can only ignore it for one song or hit from bong
Nestled above your belly, a small ball of worry
A heaviness of head, occasional eyes blurry
Was it something I said? What's got me on edge?
Why can't I get myself out of this goddamn bed?

It's not all too bad yet, I can still laugh and cry
But I can't figure out for how long, or more, why?
Probably chemical imbalance of my brain's salads
Random throw of the dice, not supernatural malice
I get up so late that I hardly even see the sun
My days fizzle out, like most of my passion
Ephemeral breaks in the haze are a blaze
Such a stark shake it makes me amazed
The sharks aren't far, scarce as breaks are
Islands in the pacific, with my raft these bars

Fuck medication, this will be my meditation
I believe I can overcome with concentration
And patience, blow away the congealed fog
Dry the bog, start making the exit slog
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
January 03 2015 06:45 GMT
#26
Clue clue clue what did you do
Came in here with your airy fairy, ew
Telling everyone all is good with you
What's that gonna do man, go and get a clue
One trick to appeal to the masses
Is to talk about shit that actually matters
Or think up of shit straight out of two asses
Like the time you said you aced all your classes
Well I'ma call bullshit, I know you didn't
Instead stayed home and smoked in your basement
Taylor Swift blasting like your sister's adolecence
Country dick swimming in her cunt, resist the temptation
And why am I not surprised that your're part of 420 nation
I havent even heard that since, well 4/20, patience
The suburbs are tight, at least you got that right
But man, night terrors still follow me to fight angels
I end up in bed sleeping all these right angles
To get my mind off of these motherfucking tangents
But please sir, you must continue
Tell us exactly why you're single
Coz if that ain't real, maybe you're living a lie
Pretening that you're up in the sky

Nah but in the end I apologise for the jest
But this here is a battle of the best
lalala
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
January 03 2015 15:34 GMT
#27
I started this course once when my mom forced me to try and get more sleep she found out I don't weep
soon I felt awesome finally snoring not that it's boring just so applauding
the doctor I met loved to gamble and bet
so one day he showed me his winnings and left
his assistant's tits bigger, it was a set
more consistent than her ring, let's try and forget
that it was even there when the two first met
they won't be loyal in bed unless they're dead
they'd work 'til she's wet and they'd get him undressed
every time he impressed she'd scream "this is the best"
"it feels like wincest" she'd beat on his chest
"wait why did you say that, who likes incest"
"huh, are you sure this isn't a test"
"get out of my room you filthy fucking pest"
"are you sure you don't want to finish the quest"
she pointed slyly towards her slit
acting like Miley in her video clip
I finally turned away from her bit
and yelled "hah, take that bitch!"
"I'm not a slave of the golden ditch
I'll make my way to a greener pitch
One that's hot and Asian and free from fornication
I'll buy her a drink and release her v-nation
I'll buy me a pill solely for the concentration
Don't want no love, just sex, fuck the serotonin
"shit I can feel it in my stomach, it's done kicking in"
My eyes get blurry when I touch it, it's fun poppin'
Just one last time I promise, for the extra grin
And just like that, I shove the best bits in
She starts to bleed and cry that I'm mean
But she wept "don't stop" so I sucked on her bean
The blood was a sure thing but I couldn't believe
How fucked it was that I was tasting a teen

ok im just gonna end that there wtf
lalala
ClueClueClue
Profile Blog Joined December 2011
Sweden1203 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-03 16:04:47
January 03 2015 16:02 GMT
#28
Why, youngminii, do you try to hide
the fact that you're a rapper rookie, stupefied
by my kick ass rhymes and my radical swagger?
I tell it how it is, so you can call me a nagger
If it helps you cope with the fact that the scope
of my rapping goes all the way from fresh to dope
So let me lay it down now, once again
if you wanna reach the top, well, you better listen, friend
There's only one way up till you made it
And I should know this pretty well, cause I paved it
You gotta clean up your act, son, that's a fact
Or you can wither in denial and consider your ass #rekt
Cogito, ergo toss.
alpenrahm
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Germany628 Posts
January 03 2015 16:05 GMT
#29
Dis is my Raps!

User was warned for this post
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-04 08:07:42
January 04 2015 06:10 GMT
#30
Coke on a platter, shit that don't matter
Behind your ears, light chatter patter
Pop the Ace, pop the Goose, pop the Crys
Shut your face, lips are loose, sinking ships
Radio, studio, stadium, playdium
Say fuck the future, carpe diem
Say fuck the world, that's my girl
Fuck social norms, give us a twirl
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
youngminii
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia7514 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-04 12:28:15
January 04 2015 11:16 GMT
#31
I'm sick of being stuck in captivity
Too long and now I've come to hate activity
Someday I hope I'm able to bend time and gravity
I'd ask myself for guides and walkthroughs to my sanity

The dynamic potential for all the consequential
Now ex-patriarchal only fizzed out as it sparkled

I'm being dramatic dawg just let me be
I hope now I can get some rest in peace
Pray that god has made his heaven deece
Time to slay some horny angel chicks

I think I see the devil coming up to me
He reminds me I'm imagining a fantasy

I sigh, I scream, I hate reality
I cry, ice cream, a true parody

Now all thats left
Is my only regret
That I couldn't collect
Purgatory, gon' check
How much time I have left
Scared of everything death
Want to scream and repent
Another chance, or live bent

So I just stare and don't care gotta be aware, now I'm impartial
Though my life's bare, my soul rare, my doll hair, hope I revival

Gotta keep working on my flow, otherwise I'm hot
Might just be creative with blow, put a price on pot
But to appease I need a lease, fuck off yeezy, lemon squeezey
I want to get there, but hey, my bones
They can only handle so many cones

(a cone is what australian's call a bowl, or our version of a bowl anyway)

edit: shit i wasn't meant to hit post yet, anyway i like this one
lalala
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
January 11 2015 00:18 GMT
#32
Winter is dreary, be depressed if you feel me
Wake up at three, rubbing out your eyes bleary
An ethereal fog is choking the daylight,
fading black to white, KO to night
Senseless struggle against reason
Time of the season, facing demons
But how do you face you?
What is it that is you?
Can you struggle against the self?
Recruit help to obtain the belt
This is shit you can't lose
Or you'll be out your own shoes
Not singing the blues, not the news, but out in the street
Try to make ends meet for your foe with flow
The parasite will not end until you KO to night
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-11 15:49:47
January 11 2015 15:48 GMT
#33
KO it with a Kratos blitz.
A glaives full swing
will waste foes quick.

Save no grim hateful malice
bask in an outlandish aptness.

I have this savage habit
as a famished masochist
to gnash my hands in an anthropophagic anguish
as if pandering my pallet demanded a rabid practice.

Be damned if I plan to detract
from this chalice of lactic acid.
I'd rather backflip off a canyon cliff
into a hard mass of granite that breaks backs and hips.

Granite harder than metallic magma
Harder than the antithesis of a flaccid phallus.
Harder than the anaphylactic reaction to a basilisk
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18821 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-01-11 15:59:37
January 11 2015 15:58 GMT
#34
Maybe I misread, but does the OP really not mention Master P? Or UGK? Tsk tsk Nina, Southern Rap needs love too!

(Mystikal lol)
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
January 14 2015 01:24 GMT
#35
Oh say can you see
Our dominion of free
Covered in niceness
Low prices of vices

Jose can you believe
That this is for thee
Slave for your pay
To see the next day

Our neo-imperialistic tendencies and hamfisted policies
Have toppled nations and brought unrest to the Middle East
Under the name of capitalism we exploited a schism
Brought the world to her knees to swallow our jism
Behind this façade we say they're trying to get paid
We want more maids and some fancy brocades
So turn a blind eye to the Third World
Flush it away with a toilet swirl
Keep saying to yourself the winner gets the spoils
Keep for your wealth the forced toils and the oils
But remove your hands from their ankles
And your lubed glove from their asses
To find that masses of lower classes
Do more than harass the Baptists
When the shit's off their skin and they're still brown
They remember being kicked down and kow-town
So when you can no longer control the seas
You'd best retreat to your gated communities
To concede that the free have been released
From their leash and remember your atrocities
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
January 25 2015 03:22 GMT
#36
Marching elephants cross the alps
Making collections of skin and scalps
I'll give you a fiver for the boy's liver
They lick their lips, and you shiver

Sure, soylent green is people
Soylent deliver us from evil
Toiling for bones be boiling
Extolling the taste of flesh
It's the best! Beats the rest!
See Ned's for a dead head!
Keep your friends in bends
While working to their end
Dinner party? Donner party!
C'mon, let's eat(,) everybody!
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10668 Posts
January 25 2015 03:46 GMT
#37
Yall hate because I proxy 2gate
Da truth is I don't procrastinate
I'd like to take Nina on a strip poker date
oh no wait
I'd rather eat a chocolate cake
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 25 2015 07:32 GMT
#38
On January 25 2015 12:46 GGzerG wrote:
Yall hate because I proxy 2gate
Da truth is I don't procrastinate
I'd like to take Nina on a strip poker date
oh no wait
I'd rather eat a chocolate cake


Read the OP and don't post if you're not going to put any effort into it.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
TelecoM
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States10668 Posts
January 25 2015 08:04 GMT
#39
On January 25 2015 16:32 ninazerg wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 25 2015 12:46 GGzerG wrote:
Yall hate because I proxy 2gate
Da truth is I don't procrastinate
I'd like to take Nina on a strip poker date
oh no wait
I'd rather eat a chocolate cake


Read the OP and don't post if you're not going to put any effort into it.


Well first hold up don't go poppin off at da mouf like fred durst
sell cursed mold on a pogo mop stick in the south while eating starburst
i like to smoke ganja and hitch hike with obama while I eat shrooms with osama
i'm chillin like frank sinatra smokin a big one the size of a llama leg and im ridin on the back of a bike like a peg
Nina you are weak so you tap out to proxy 2gate every time
play a few more no prob. I got clout foxy mama dont hate the rhyme

:-* kiss kiss baby baby
AKA: TelecoM[WHITE] Protoss fighting
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 30 2015 05:20 GMT
#40
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a butch slut would suck wood
You shook fucks could get hood-struck if this foot struck good
Upside your head like when you're shaving with a face riddled with acne
Legs get wobbled, slags get toppled, all these little piddles are quick to attack me
Get 'em right at me, I don't give a shit, they can't make ripples to splash me
Think they're gonna giggle and smack me, I'm a comeback manufacturing plant, so put 'em back in the factory
Take a sickle, cut off their pickles and sell them on the black market for a nickle on back streets
Whatever your quibble I will scribble to splinter your crippled legs like brittle on whack beats
I don't give a fuck, so you'd better duck, take a knee to the face
Then I squat down and pee on your face, in this city I got the key to the place
I was not born a love-child, I concede I was conceived under hate
Evil throne room, the seat was taken, so I unseated Satan, beat up by faith
Wanna call me filth, well I'm knee-deep in waste, up to my face in stress
I came in depressed, so who would've guessed it would've switched like inverting a breast
Isolated, but I put that hermit to rest, I feel so blessed and yet so nervous a wreck
It's like I'm flying but I'm swerving a jet, I took making love and perverted the sex
Sometimes I wanna know why I was put on this planet, and I start to panic
Nothing seems to go the way I plan it and I don't know what God's plan is, damn it!
Take the land and scan it and demand it rescind the damage that got me banished
A bandana bandit who goes faithfully where I am commanded till the day I vanish
Karma is a bitch and that I think she knows, so come at me both bro and hoes
Appose my cold flows until your nose is froze, it can't be that bad I suppose
I'll fight you mate, you what mate, bash ya head in, I swear that on me mum
Ay chum, don't look so glum, but you can't look, or hear, or speak cuz you're blind, deaf and dumb
These guinea pigs want to experiment on humans like me to see if I'll engage in beef
So trash talk, I'll take a heap, I'll jump off a cliff with wings of faith and take a leap
Go splat at the bottom in a lake so deep, I won't come back with a comeback or make a peep
Break off a bacon piece, cuz we can chew the fat like Godzilla eating an obese naked neet
So you can say your peace, take it to a sacred keep, or just do what you do, get baked with the sacred leaf
In this alliteration, I spit obliteration, obligatory bigot story insidious ridiculous incineration
Let history judge, you'll go down like bigots who spit on the flag and split the nation
till Abe Lincoln split the confederation down the middle like he did at the tinder station
Quit being hindered, or go down like the hindenburg, and get some information
Take motherfuckers down to hell's gate, take them to the seventh circle to the lake and get fried
If you're taking a tooth, I'm taking an eye, the cake is a lie, this is easy to me like I'm baking a pie

"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
January 30 2015 07:25 GMT
#41
shattered like a teapot, but iced like its too hot, sweeter and slicker than she knows what she knows not
i'm sleep deprived but still alive, still top the charts with the wrists of flash and the dong in a nosedive
i know what's good but still can't beat the beat, can't beast the street, can't best what i can't eat
humorous but luminous, still not doin' it still not feelin' the curve, still not down to swerve
still not still to remember but stiller than death and still holdin' my breath and the game says still not yet
and still don't fret whatever you feel is just a feelin i get when i'm quick to forget what i'm dreamin of
setting the table, with forks and a napkin, just for myself and nothin for nobody else and
still i'm hopin' than i can say to myself that it was worth it and that i'm not ashamed of myself
and i'm tired of hearing myself but if i turn me off then what will you say when i get home and
frankly you've got nothing to say but that's just the point that i can't write off that i can't fight off or whatever
because that's where my flight got rerouted, all that shit that i touted was, well it was just that,
a spliff and a splat, and, fuck it, the key's under my mat, it's sort of, still there, like i've still got it
but whatever bro, i know that clock present, take one for the team, and show me a scene so obscene that i can
hardly hope to unveil, the veil that i rent, when i was out in the check book and still freezing to death

suddenly this inspiration is not so sensational but just occasional, like whatever i'm saying is just playin
but i'm not playin, i don't play, and when i do, i play hard, not a bit like what you'd say of a two way
when it's clear you'd dialogue and dramatize my obsession with the brûlée
take a break and say to yourself i won't burn it out, even when it burns quick like a slick wick
thinking, man i'm still so sick, and fuck your rhymes won't keep you alive when you're this far behind the times

god damn it goes so quick when you're in this state of sleep, a brief state of deep, and then you're off again
and there's still no beat. the point is they say don't write, but the last thing you'll think is i said don't fight it. then it's back to the shiners and off the blinders and soon enough you're right back where you light it
suddenly there's no going back and the world fades to black and the lights in your house are the teeth in hell's mouth smiling with the leach as your blood runs cold and your flow gets old and you're at the bottom of the world with your pen in your hand and her hair all unfurled.
the sound sounds like shit and you're ready to quit and you can't feel it a bit so you're done with this shit
that's the last thing i say, daughter's out to play and it's colder today than a manilla in a gale, dropped by the hail, i stand here and bail, both at once not to fail but that's the end of that there, there just wasn't much.
IQ 155.905638752
Avaek
Profile Joined June 2011
New Zealand49 Posts
January 30 2015 10:52 GMT
#42
tfw YokoKano drops the most fire bars of 2015
ninazerg
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
United States7291 Posts
January 30 2015 18:16 GMT
#43
On January 30 2015 19:52 Avaek wrote:
tfw YokoKano drops the most fire bars of 2015


Yeah, that was really good.
"If two pregnant women get into a fist fight, it's like a mecha-battle between two unborn babies." - Fyodor Dostoevsky
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
January 30 2015 23:48 GMT
#44
thanks. it wasn't what it could have been i feel because i've gotta take these dampening meds. at the top of my game though i'm the best freestyler in the rap world at large.
IQ 155.905638752
YokoKano
Profile Blog Joined July 2012
United States612 Posts
February 26 2015 07:23 GMT
#45
Young nina, the crowd pleasa, shop til you drop, and the grass gets greena
Canna bitch lean too in the lean-to? Frost the glass on the igloo?
The thermostat under your tongue? This underslung, never under sung, slippery Freudian with a double Jung
And did I mention how I’m double hung, the triple-double and the number one

They say sin is the devil, I don’t accept the spin, I’d be rootin’ for Lucifer but don’t know when to begin
So break a leg, I’ll take a shin, if I’m coppin’ the Doppler, you’re dust in the wind
It’s tough to defend cuz I’m slow to pretend, the day I was born the game could first see the end
I vend fire like I tend ire, plug your hobbit hole with the Silver Spire
Never whiter but please don’t tug the pacifier, trigger this livest gun for hire

The drops start fallin, and the top starts drawlin, think of my tears when I hear you ballin, get quick to the ramp with the Zergling wall-in
I bring art to the game, you got a start to the name, what I’m is, nigga, it’s hard to became
You sip the blood, I drink the shame, you smoke the rock, I pierce the vein

Break a bitch over my knee, it's over controversy
But break a bitch over my lead and it's not the first chi.
You know what I'm saying, like the spirit bomb, I'll bomb you first
joint nothing like the first point, quick like the terse coin
I'm in nothin' but the curse spin, and a bomb of the curse shin'
I destroy limp bitch, nothing left but the head over which they tumble
bitch bring it up fumble and I'll crush your hopes in this royal rumble
but to tell you the truth I still flow like the holy grail
I ale pale your fail scale like you can't handle a tail
Silly bitch get broken smacked and smacked once more
a cruel youth, and bottle of vermuth
and nothing but deluth and delatarian the the proleterian
you can't stop what you can't hand the underspoken the underslung
up for a cool grab.
can you nab what you want with the hands?
i'll give you something you can handle
no slim, no scandal.
a cool boolean with no handle.
can you handle it?

not a chance, son.
I'm colder than your coolest gun.
I'm colder than your oldest son.
I'm ice hot like your coldest one.

Not a chance in this lightning that you should be lighting it.
Bitch get broken. Fool start token.
Show this Baggin's that you won't bag none of that shit.
You'll ice it until you cool it out.
And once it's cold you'll light it hot.
You'll show that you know whatever's there is....
The piece that...
You know not...

Well, whatever...
Can't you see that?
This cool, cool hots, ices what it knows, and what it knows is what it feels...
but what it feels is the realest truth you'll know
And an ice falls thru...
But this solid ground can't withstand
The one thing it...
Can't stand to let go...

And so you so you see I'm realer than this rap game,
realer than the fame it brings you.
Realer than the taste it tangs too,
Realer than the great it slangs who?
Like you know me you can't hang with the heat of the smack this.
Read faster.
Rewind.
Rewind, you can't catch your breath.
You haven't got a clue of how to roll with the punches
When in fact you're out to to lunch.
And not a chance that a nigga can hold to the run
way when I say, what I say, it's the real for real
and not the fun way.
I can spin like my kin,
and before I'm kind,
And before you rewind,
be sure to be
of the verse
that I
am
signed.

Nigga you don't know.
You can't show.
You can't blow the first purse of the worst curse
of the most sure
that it is part of your own burst.

Don't you see that no matter
what you do ?

you can't compare to me.
Or me to you.

I'm the first, the worst, the most straight-forward
the only.

Do you see?
I'm the most sure.
The most cured.
The most reverbed.
The most unprotected?
The most to be repeated?
The most to be deleted?
The most to be surreal.


I bring to you what you can't imagine.
The quick verse you can't lay hands on.
I spin with the swerve.
I beat the reverb.
No matter how you beat it.
I kick the rehearse.
I smash through your hearse.
I beat quicker than lines fill up
and I fill with the words
so absurd that a broken bitch can't
help be heard
against the first of insured
with the negative
and the positive
of "me first"

i spin lyrics like you can't help to deserve
like you wish yo
and what i'm saying is...

you can't beg me to stay.
(i certainly won't say)

if we do, i both may disappear
i break like the frost of autumn
i'm colder than the dawn of march

hot like the holy arch

touch the chi
i'll break you
you don't know it means
but i'll break thee

like words can't explain
i'll show you pain
that you can't explain

without words
the words come
but nothing that

in words can't sum
and that's what
in a word
i cum

but it shows


the first.

not the worst but the only.

the truth like you'd show me.

if only you could.

but you haven't an idea.



i hope you understand.
i am the one.


the only one.

amidst the burning of the sun i stand
against the rays first blazing
and i show you

that the curse has been lifted
but only insofar

as i can
shove you down.


don't you see?

i'm not him.
he's not me.


but that's the end of it.
insofar as i can see.


only a word,
maybe too..

but maybe not.

and can i show you
the burning
as i feel it
the heat that'st most real
left here

and not a word to

encompass
this most

pusillanimity....

and yet if you don't

i only hope you read
in the spirit that it was written

at this time and no other
the words i've been feelin'

the truth i've been....

realin' to reveal


like a ghost in a hood
a hood with a ghost

and a ghost in the should
in the tense that it might
be revealed

to those whose


limited..

understanding
only encompasses the


yea, it doesn't matter at all.

i can't express a word for word,
a real for real

a feel i get when i hold back

and i can't tell you

i wish i could

a thought that might
if it would

a cool that might chill
like it should


but it doesn't hold
and not like a


not like a woo?

you see.


not a bit personally

i break these raps across my throat.

not as if i could but like i do.

not like i do but like i would

if the truth that divides you

would circumcise you

and would cut you up like the pieces

that personify you


these last lines are heavy a shot through the levy

a last attempt to make truth of the

well the "bevy"

as it were that constructs your

most

indigified

"coven"




i hope you see there's nothing
left
other than bricks

nothing here
other than
sick spix

and a dollar or two
for
the last ones who held
the line
against
time.........



but this is nothing i understand.
nothing to reprimand


no hand to hold.
no thought to shoulder.
IQ 155.905638752
GreenHorizons
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States23072 Posts
March 29 2015 20:21 GMT
#46
Finally got around to recording something The beat is a random one from youtube. No idea which one it was though so (Credit to anon until I can find it).


Lyrics:

Gotta make moves quick gotta shake these shackles
Got me runnin' through the desert like I'm buildin' tabernacles
I'm tryin' to lead the way, like a modern day Moses
More foolish than the Pharaoh if you dare oppose us
Treat cowards like water, when I'm partin' red C's
I'm like Samael when I'm departin' MC's
I'm sick of stupid people, tell me when you gunna learn
I'm Fiddilin like Nero while I watch the world burn
No need to look, it was me who set that fire
Had to make room, for my new empire.
Now I'm taking over, Yeah the whole world see
All the slack ass suckas have got to be ceased
When I'm rollin' through the hood, I might deep beep em
He thought them bowels were his but he just couldn't keep em
It's poppin' off daily like you know the drama do
H. Green run America, make em say "Obama who?"
Mr black president, you know I'm just playin'
I'm sure you understand the message I'm conveyin'
Honesty hurts, that's why the truth cuts deep
You can tell a lot about a person by the company that they keep
So I'm a keep it like a pro man, I'm playing through the pain
The flow stay unstoppable, like James in the lane
Said my foundations good, so I'm workin on my frame.
Incomplete now, but to quit would be a shame
Stay reaching for a level, that many won't attain
spasmatic, erratic, like they was tweakin' in my brain Damn!


@Yoko You need to put some audio to that fire. If you don't I might have to... haha.
"People like to look at history and think 'If that was me back then, I would have...' We're living through history, and the truth is, whatever you are doing now is probably what you would have done then" "Scratch a Liberal..."
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 14 2015 09:08 GMT
#47
During the peak of my depression junior year of high school I wrote this

"Depression is a funny thing, it leaves me wondering,
What happened to the youthful sunny glee that was the younger me?
The darkness, my suffering, came out from underneath
And grabbed me, and suddenly it pains my lungs to breathe
I used to laugh at suicide, I wondered who would die
Willingly? Juvenile! But reality was euphemized
For me and the truth is I, once I bothered to scrutinize
Realized that I too wanted to depart from my ruthless life.
I can't stand another day of this cursed darkness
There's nothing here inside of my worthless carcass
It's already unbearable but the worst of all is
It's the only escape from my eternal hardship
I'm sorry mom but it's time for me to go
I know I'm only seventeen but I've my reasons so
I'll see you soon mom, don't you cry for me we won't
Be apart for too long, mom, just try to keep on goin'"
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
April 14 2015 10:07 GMT
#48
I like the way you rhyme.
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
XDJuicebox
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States593 Posts
April 14 2015 17:26 GMT
#49
On April 14 2015 19:07 puppykiller wrote:
I like the way you rhyme.


Thanks bro
And then you know what happened all of a sudden?
ragnasaur
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States804 Posts
May 03 2015 03:23 GMT
#50
yolo tango
give me a mango
before i go kano
and end this lango
with a little wackideedoodango
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) George Forman doesnt have any fingerprints
ragnasaur
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States804 Posts
June 23 2015 23:57 GMT
#51
Sup
I'm a baller
Auto-mati-cally
I'm a scholar
First
Imma scope your girl
Then
Imma call her
Yeah
I'm a baaalla
Got more rims then frogga
All my friends they holla
When I go with the Naaaga
Song of the siren
Given you a my-grin
Empty out the kitty bin
Watch adventures with Finn
| (• ◡•)| (❍ᴥ❍ʋ) George Forman doesnt have any fingerprints
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
July 08 2015 04:45 GMT
#52
blub blicking
fleeble flabble
gibble gobble
BbbbbbbbbB

Let's take it back for a second
Bit further than you reckoned
To breaking out your crib
Mowing down on the bib
You were useless and toothless
Tootful and ruthless
If you made a mess, Ma was there
Slower responses as you got hair
So you got colder and older
Had to carry your own boulder
Society got a grip on you
It stripped and clipped you
And gave you prejudices and vices
Ate your niceness and choices
Left you alone and voiceless
Yearning for when you were
Innocent and cute and ruthless
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
Chilling5pr33
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
Germany518 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-08 12:34:51
July 08 2015 12:11 GMT
#53
Hey guys welcome to my rap,
I like you all but you are still scrap.
I go with my lines
Until the rap shines
But what will be my destination
always bleed and no salvation
Wanna chill all day, no motivation
money runs low with this inflation
Wanna stay young, keep my spirit
wanna look good and feel vivit
But then this games comes along
So i wanted to write you a little song:

Starcraft motherfucking starcraft

Im the player you not want to meet
6 pool proxy hatching beat.
Fast CC into 4 rax infront your base.
You never win that fucking race.
Sorrounding you drone is a treat.
And you think i always cheat.
Im not as bad as you might think.
My special tactics will be blink.
I kill you with my 100 apm.
And all you do is spam spam spam.
Monthy Python would be proud,
But not on my watch nor in my house.



F-
TojoSCO
Profile Joined June 2015
24 Posts
July 09 2015 09:28 GMT
#54
Describe my rhyme skill as a mine field

Mind feel like I might need a Nyquil

No impact like some sorta shite pill

So I maybe don't seem the rap type, well

The rap type is a type that you're given by your stereo and youtube

Comin' to facilitate the burial

The very ill, petty villain killing, never trivial,

Miracles, happen when you fuckin with the general

Robert E. Lee, Hide-ki T and Caesar

Please sir, givin em the Gruul like despicable

"Me sir, me sir, please pick me sir"

Putin up your hands, got me Russian in to teach ya

Consider my position not a prophet but a preacher,

Any means necessary, pressing and impressing with my

Messages and structure till you give in to the essence

But the daily recommended is exceeded by my excellence

Got you OD'ing on complexity and reference

As I bend and then collect the sixth band for my lessons

Come correct cause I'm genuinely genial, seriously nice cunt

Influencing sickness as the influenza types run

Fuckin detrimental to the art form

Handle fronters gentle fundamentally my heart warm

But thoughts ice cold like Van Damme and I'm

Grand fam, bam bam, reducing you to rubble

On the double as you huddle up tight, please freeze bitch I'm trouble
I never sleep, 'cause sleep is the cousin of death. sOs, ByuL, Maru, Rogue, herO <3
parappa
Profile Joined July 2015
9 Posts
July 11 2015 02:28 GMT
#55
DROPPIN THAT HOTNESS IN THE CAR

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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44107 Posts
July 11 2015 06:57 GMT
#56
Now this is a story, all about how,
My manner and skill brought fans to town.
I'd like to take a second, just sit and feast
on Grandpa Toss's story about the Beast From The East.

I'm a Western Ukrainian, born and raised,
On Shakuras was where I spent most of my days.
Merging and storming, feedbacking all, cloaking all,
Shooting some Terrans outside of the smoke.
When a couple of Zergs, they were starting to roam,
Started making trouble in my neighbors' home.
The zealots started to fight but I knew I could sense it,
So I gave them some advice: Make expand, then defense it.

I whistled for a stalker to start my harrass,
I upgraded blink, and I started to dash.
Could this be all I need when the armies would clash?
I quickly realized you require more vespene gas.

I- flew- into Aiur using special tactics,
In a speedy warp prism to harrass galactic.
I looked at my people, and I said with good will:
Hello, my name is White-Ra; More GG, More Skill.

+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/332663-fresh-prince-of-ukraine
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Glowsphere
Profile Blog Joined November 2014
United States170 Posts
July 11 2015 07:50 GMT
#57
Glowsphere glowing in the dead of the night
So chill, no skill but feeling all right
With my fingers on the keys going click click click
To the time and the beat of the wall clock's tick
It's bad, knowing I should go to bed
Instead spewing words from my fucked up head
Nobody going to care, nobody going to read
But I came and I saw and I done my deed

Peace and goodnight
parappa
Profile Joined July 2015
9 Posts
July 18 2015 20:02 GMT
#58
MORE OF THAT SWEET SWEET DUMB SHIT

www.steverapping.com
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
July 18 2015 23:20 GMT
#59
Parappa is probably the best recorded rapper we've seen. Those have both been great. The change from battle rap to normal rap has also made the variety of raps a lot better, even if the frequency of posts has dropped from it.
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
greenelve
Profile Joined April 2011
Germany1392 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-07-23 11:55:31
July 22 2015 20:41 GMT
#60
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
All i gonna do
is rick rolling you

User was warned for this post



edit:

Ok, warned for meme. >.>
But i have one more, a rap song i created like 8-10 years ago. A rap intro song for a book. A book, i havent wrote yet though. <.<

verse 1

All i got is this one live,
all i need is to survive.
Back to earth where i am free,
this is where i wanne be.
Demons all around me die,
if i make my weapons fly.
Angels are behind me too,
said i have to going through,
through a giant door of blood,
where the hell is waking up.

verse 2

At a darkness rainy night,
came down to earth and killy wife.
They have chosen me,
for a warrior to be.
Hitted by dagger of the fifth,
thats how i got heavens gift.
z0r.de for your daily madness /// Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men? The Shadow knows!
parappa
Profile Joined July 2015
9 Posts
August 02 2015 20:14 GMT
#61
On July 19 2015 08:20 WarSame wrote:
Parappa is probably the best recorded rapper we've seen. Those have both been great. The change from battle rap to normal rap has also made the variety of raps a lot better, even if the frequency of posts has dropped from it.


Thanks man. Much appreciated.
www.steverapping.com
parappa
Profile Joined July 2015
9 Posts
August 02 2015 20:15 GMT
#62
A coworker challenged me to write a rap about vegetables. NATURALLY I HAD TO ROAST HER ASS.

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catplanetcatplanet
Profile Blog Joined March 2012
3829 Posts
August 07 2015 15:42 GMT
#63
I wish I had a raps thread so I could post my raps thread in the post your raps thread thread

That's a rap folks
I think it's finally time to admit it might not be the year of Pet
parappa
Profile Joined July 2015
9 Posts
August 15 2015 19:57 GMT
#64
Spittin some hotness over a Jazz Spastiks instrumental

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Ty2
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States1434 Posts
October 06 2015 06:55 GMT
#65
--- Nuked ---
Writer
Wogwan
Profile Joined October 2015
3 Posts
October 14 2015 20:08 GMT
#66
Yo as I walk through the rat pack kilo of crack and a mack in my back pack, young cat pulls a gat try's jacking me for my money stack, fuck that fall back pull back my back strap to my back pack here comes the mack, burst 2shots in his knee cap pistol whip him in his back so hard his kneck snapped. Phoned my boy daffydd clack come put him in a body sack threw him on the roof rack take to farm pull out his teeth and feed him to the pig pack. Feds ain't jumping on my back no way I ain't slipping like that every time I whack I cover my track burn the garms touch the whip and melt the mack, if it gets on top and the heat gets hot fuck the cops il run up in that cop shop pop shots non stop till every cop drops, I've got enough gun shots to share mass murder charge I don't really care so those who dare for warfare bewear, it's Terry Wogwan links international from valleys to Iran get you anything you need from drugs to firearm Salam Salam moa ha he Morday oonaa na what you think I didn't know how to speak samali lag la ceet means pass me the money that's all I know because that's all I need to know if it wasn't for the money and the power I don't want to know I don't want to know
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
Last Edited: 2015-10-15 05:19:36
October 15 2015 05:05 GMT
#67
You can't cover a hole with a fly.
Can't make 10 to a mil without on high
or if you're high and make
the figment multiply.
Take a second and think about it.
Talk about it. Toke about it.
Blow it sky high and you'll see
it's not true, down to the pigment.
White guy in the sky rose like
the man from the Levant, who's his
aunt? a bottle of bleach?
Face it. We've passed on your pastors.
Become our own masters. We don't
have to pull our teeth to pay your tithe.
Your preachers can't reach us.
Even Jesus in his "marble" skin
would marvel at our atheist spin.
And not, would spin in his spot
Spin a stone, flatten a Roman.
Make us atone. No man would
trust him. He'd be another crazy
hippie, taking the lazy way to spray
the masses with his crap and
make his dime on our asses.

His death for our sins
But we've been adding to the debt ever since
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
Wogwan
Profile Joined October 2015
3 Posts
October 16 2015 13:24 GMT
#68
Yo as I walk through the rat pack,
kilo of crack and a mack in my back pack,
young cat pulls a gat try's jacking me for my money stack,
fuck that, fall back, pull back my back strap to my back pack, here comes the mack,
burst 2shots in his knee cap,
pistol whip him in his back so hard his kneck snapped,
Phoned my boy daffydd clack, come put him in a body sack,
threw him on the roof rack,
took him to farm pull out his teeth and fed him to the pig pack.
Feds ain't jumping on my back,
no way I ain't slipping like that,
Coz every time I whack, I cover my track,
burn the garms, touch the whip, and melt the mack.
if it gets on top and the heat gets hot,
Investigation comes to a stop coz they know I got qwaup,
The type of qwaup that will get every cop in the cop shop popped, what! What!
fuck the cops il run up in that cop shop pop shots non stop till every cop drops,
I've got enough gun shots to share,
mass murder charge I don't really care so those who dare for warfare beware.
it's Terry Wogwan links international from valleys to Iran,
get you anything you need from drugs to firearm Salam Salam,
moa ha he Morday oonaa na of samali ahorn,
what you think I didn't know how to speak samali?
lag la ceet means pass me the money,
that's all I know because that's all I need to know,
if it isn't about the money I ain't involved and I don't want to know.
Wogwan
Profile Joined October 2015
3 Posts
October 16 2015 13:26 GMT
#69
I updated it coz it looked like it didn't make sense hope this is more understandable lol
puppykiller
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
United States3126 Posts
October 17 2015 10:08 GMT
#70
Anyone else freestyle at all? I need more people to practice with
Why would I play sctoo when I can play BW?
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
October 17 2015 15:47 GMT
#71
No, we all suck! I've been trying to freestyle a bit in my DnD group(for bardic inspiration and shit) and it's hard, and about the white suburbist thing you could possibly do.
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
parappa
Profile Joined July 2015
9 Posts
November 05 2015 04:34 GMT
#72
Random song to an old eyedea and abilities beat

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parappa
Profile Joined July 2015
9 Posts
November 14 2015 00:54 GMT
#73
Saw a pretty lady, made a dumb little song

www.steverapping.com
GreenHorizons
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United States23072 Posts
November 14 2015 01:29 GMT
#74
Respect to anyone who can make a kicking puppies line work. Hat's off to you sir.
"People like to look at history and think 'If that was me back then, I would have...' We're living through history, and the truth is, whatever you are doing now is probably what you would have done then" "Scratch a Liberal..."
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
November 14 2015 03:03 GMT
#75
Parappa, you're better than most rappers that I listen to. I enjoy every time you post here. That last one was my favourite by you yet.
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
parappa
Profile Joined July 2015
9 Posts
November 21 2015 20:29 GMT
#76
On November 14 2015 10:29 GreenHorizons wrote:
Respect to anyone who can make a kicking puppies line work. Hat's off to you sir.


Haha thanks man, that's definitely one of the lines I'm most proud of
www.steverapping.com
parappa
Profile Joined July 2015
9 Posts
November 21 2015 20:29 GMT
#77
On November 14 2015 12:03 WarSame wrote:
Parappa, you're better than most rappers that I listen to. I enjoy every time you post here. That last one was my favourite by you yet.



Thanks man! Very much appreciate the feedback.
www.steverapping.com
gabbbs
Profile Joined June 2016
1 Post
Last Edited: 2016-06-10 15:28:19
June 10 2016 15:27 GMT
#78
You're bars aren't fire
they’re as flat a tire
Yeah i might be flat
But at least i'm not fat
You're close are nappy
You're always keepin it trashy
And honestly your not to far from crappy
Your voice isn't cute
So please put it on mute
All you do is flop
And your hair looks like a mop
Your hair is dusty
Feet are crust
And not to mention your smell is musty
My bars are too hot they might just burn you
Please Just remember that we warned you
You're in the corner goin “boo-hoo”
While we're over here goin “Drake, who?”
Our brows are on fleek
While you're brows are weak
You're bars are weak are wrong
And When the world ends
You're gonna die without friends
Maybe you should lay of the butter
And get some help with that stutter
If you want to fight back i'll be here
I'm just still waiting for a volunteer
DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States44107 Posts
June 10 2016 15:44 GMT
#79
Nice to see a bump on this thread, although we need parappa and ninazerg back ^^
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
Ty2
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States1434 Posts
September 01 2016 14:39 GMT
#80
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Writer
Ty2
Profile Blog Joined March 2013
United States1434 Posts
Last Edited: 2016-09-13 03:55:40
September 13 2016 03:47 GMT
#81
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Writer
WarSame
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
Canada1950 Posts
December 24 2016 20:23 GMT
#82
Social

Instagram is our vietnam
I got shell shock on Tumblr
Telling the world how great I am
Has only made me humbler

Souls torn apart by the Gender War
Learning scorn, nothing more
The greatest tool we ever saw
A key part of shock and awe

Mi2 tanks in the streets
Permission scattered under feet
Skies dark with the moans of drones
Winners watch from plastic thrones
Can it be I stayed away too long? Did you miss these rhymes while I was gone?
nolimiteafrica
Profile Joined May 2017
1 Post
May 08 2017 22:20 GMT
#83
you claim to be the Poetry Destroyer but i'll destroy you i'll kick you into touch because I know Kung-Fu in linguistics I own a belt thats black i'll leave you down and out with no chance of a comeback when it comes to dissing i'm a pro i spit it fast with a venomous flow you just can't handle the words that I spit so here's a razor now get those veins slit i bathe in the blood of all of my foes when i'm around better keep on your toes or i'll leave you dejected make you feel rejected you'll begin to wish you'd never been selected like a sure shot sniper i'll blow your mind you'll find yourself in one hell of a bind you'll be without a paddle up a certain creek my style is strong whilst yours is weak you've just been slammed by manaf O. now why don't you try and slam me
Now
reincremate
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
China2213 Posts
May 10 2017 01:15 GMT
#84
Y'all nerds need to step your multi game up. It's the year 2017--stop embarrassing yourselves with corny single syllable rhymes.

Anyhow,
I'm massing thors, I'm massing hellions
i got a massive force, to send you back to hell again
minerals and gas, I got all the elements
make your ultralisks look like retarded elephants
yo I bust raps
zergs wanna rush fast
baneling bust? I'll crush that
fuck that
counterattack
now I'm up in your base
terran versus zerg yeah i'm fucking your race
rape infested kerrigan and bust on her face
and all zerg units they seem like gays
so my medivac drop will kill your queen like AIDS

smoking 'dro and choking hoes and playing BroodWar in the frozen snow like no one knows
I'm mean when I spit it/ volatile day and night even my dream's are acidic/ dat vespene ass so fat I look lean when I hit it
DeNikSSB
Profile Joined November 2016
United States135 Posts
May 16 2017 18:03 GMT
#85
First off, let me just say I don't know how to rap
And if I ever joined a rap battle, I'd get burned, like zap
I think some people need to tone things down
So that way I can finally get that rap crown

We all know I enjoy video games
Because I really like getting the fame
And even though I never get the dames
I still like games just the same

a̶n̶y̶w̶a̶y̶ ̶i̶ ̶g̶o̶t̶t̶a̶ ̶g̶o̶ ̶i̶'̶m̶ ̶i̶n̶ ̶b̶i̶o̶ ̶c̶l̶a̶s̶s̶,̶ ̶s̶o̶r̶r̶y̶ ̶f̶a̶m̶
Gushtoy
Profile Joined October 2018
1 Post
October 02 2018 22:47 GMT
#86
U say ur kind, generous and good looking
But what I see Is a douche whos a little crooked
And what was this school thinking, we took an L
We should have just stuck with Schnell
And honestly your class is a joke
You think I half ass but im fucking woke
Ok now i want you to know i'm not giving any slack
Just know what i'm about to say finna be wack
So listen up
Talkin about how you on our side
Maybe you should go home and figure it out
Or go back in time and take a different route
They only chose you because your the last on the list
You got a brain? i think its a cyst
The student will be able to
Guess what you have no clue what i can do
To be honest i’d do better in English 2
Too bad you teach it too
Ok time to address your love life
Do you really want a wife?
Or are you using her to hide the fact your gay
Wow i really hope that info didn’t blow you away
I see you always staring at the math teacher
Dreaming you could stick your hypothetical creature
All the way down his throat
Maybe you should be taking notes
So that you learn how not to piss me off
By being gay cough cough
Now your not too special
Because i'm writing this diss on you
I hated my old english teacher too
English just aint my thing see
Im white it's in my blood
I don't need your class
All you do is strain my ass
Scared of my bars
Maybe you should take the next ship to mars
And escape the hate
But you can't
It's already too late
You died… WASTED
Why don't you thank the bus driver and put your ass in the back
Im done pointing out things you lack
I hope you see everyone hates you,you fag.
O so u really thought this was done and we were just gonna let u go like this
Naw here comes the second verse
U say u come from GCA
So u think you’re all that
Last time I called a friend
He said u were the brat
The school really did take an L when they brought u here
I bet the kids at GCA only obeyed u out of fear
U probably tormented them like u do to us
I'm so sick i'm turning green
You think i'm mean?
Go picture yourself next to mr clean
We all know he's gay too
With his bald head and earing
I've got him clearing away all this hate
I'm tired of this you're the pussy
And you just got raped
ok , ok you can be a nice guy
Outside of school
But… in school i'd rather you die
Honestly the whole school sucks
So just wait till the next diss
You dirty fuck
Everyday i go home and slit my wrists
But that's ok because god will give it a little kiss
JK
I'd rather die than be alive
Going to school with this guy
I've rapped about how gay you are
Is this like the fourth page now?
And i know i keep saying i'm tired of this
But it's kinda fun writing this diss
But lets chill and listen to the chorus
I wish there was more to rap about
I'm surprised your ears aren't pierced,
Let's give him an applause or some cheers
You have three children
Pretty sure you went to a sperm bank
Better thank my grandfather
(by the way he's way hotter)
I hate the way you quiz us
With all those kahoots
Imma just be straight with ya
That shit makes me wanna kashoot myself
My deep depression has everything to do with your deep obsession with dudes
Like father like son
I hope you watch as im hung, over my hangovers
Cause all these drugs just won't help
You'll get more D than fluids in your body
Your probably dreaming of playing with yourself
NAUGHTY NAUGHTY
RapTheTruth
Profile Joined November 2018
1 Post
November 18 2018 01:20 GMT
#87
By RapTheTruth



Take a dick to that face girl, then stick it your up ass that's a disgrace girl, I'm not the one talk I see girls lick it like a lollipop
They take it far in they mouth and I'm like God what's that about they tapped out on camera I'm telling ya that's not right bruh girls giving they life for people sitting behind a screen jerking tonight I'm just making these statements and clearing my rights I've seen to many girls fall like kites and wearing these tights and let's not forget the guys over here slapping girls thighs I'm saying that's not our prize it's not wise that's not how you treat a girl but wow I've seen something that's out of this world girls busting guys balls making them wish they had a sword so they can end it all but let's not forget the ones that like the pain for some reason they love to strain guys and girls that's just vain what I'm trying to say is this has put a stain on our world it's struck us with a cane wish I could have thought of God's name at the time I was ashamed to be sitting behind a computer screen watching chicks on a live stream while I'm over here stoking the beam creating the cream wishing I could unsee everything these girls want to be so please help me teach people to know it's not good to be a hoe and call it a job it's just prostitution with extra steps and preps and no bets but I think of spoke enough about these problems oh and what's with these pornstars names spring and autumn
POWDERR
Profile Joined January 2019
3 Posts
January 05 2019 00:41 GMT
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Powderr705
Profile Joined January 2019
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January 15 2019 05:12 GMT
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kingcrime
Profile Joined May 2019
2 Posts
May 29 2019 03:33 GMT
#90
Hear I am without a sick rhyme to my name,
game over before I even turned to the game,
a flow as ordinary as my punches mundane,
no new kicks or dope hoodie to hide in my shame,
boarded the late train, hair still the same,
as three years ago when I started chasing the flame,

and I still haven't caught it, despite all the advances,
seems I'd rather pace it then deal with the pain,
no failed romances, no second glances,
nothing won or lost despite numerous chances,

I ask you what's so good about being a King,
answering questions about every little thing,
entertained by the jesters as they juggle and sing,
rather sit on the side than pull every string,

content to be a spectator than stand in the ring,
feigning my interest in the lies that they bring,
it's too much work to put up with so much fake,
rather to just give than wait for all the take,

but this is just the calm before that break,
try to stand firm while the earth crumbles and shakes,
try to come to terms with the fact I'll never learn,
my Sleeping Beauty will probably never wake,

couldn't write lyrics close to Em or Aesop,
not even experienced enough to name-drop,
take out pad and paper, time to make this shit pop,
having even finished a bar before I say "stop",

that's just the way, as April turns to May,
wave at my opportunities while they're passing away,
a casket is made, never was very bright,
so please just bury it in the shade,
let me hide from the light,


under a tree, for everyone to see,
"here lies potential, who was never good to me",
and on the stone write the epitaph in pen,
the same pen that failed me, again and again,
not good enough for Heaven, spare me "Amen",
But tried to be fair, even at the end,

Hell, I couldn't even properly Sin,

So I'll sit here in purgatory, waiting for my morning glory,
reborn again so I can try to finish this tragic story,
can someone please play me an intro so I can believe,
then quickly an outro so I can just pack up and leave,

Fifteen minutes is a little too long for me to stay,
give me a minute and I'll fuck up in every way,
a cautionary tale of fail and what not to say,
a dimming example of a star that never shot your way,

but I'm still here, and I'll try pick up every part,
that they tore to pieces right from the start,
leaving me with no choice but to agree,
doubt in my veins chased with insecurity,

but you see I've found the key, the doorway to home,
and I'll toss this key when I enter alone,
I don't need to see their faces when I've finally blown,
either as big as a Rockstar, or as blood hits the stone,

either way, I knew I had given it my all,
sometimes you wait and you'll never get that call,
but the man on the edge who's willing to fall,
the one who threw the dice, he's easier to recall,

and standing there idle, only your reflection your rival,
is while you and my waves will never be tidal,
it's hard to make a splash when you never move around,
and it's impossible to be lost when you never were found,

so find the ambition, create your own mission,
follow the Discussion and feign intuition,
you use anything at your disposal to mend your condition,
and escape the bars, or write your own bars in this prison,

I for one find
never a rhyme
that isn't without a story behind,

so this is the time, memento mori,
escape from the dark,
find morning glory
SpliffNinja
Profile Joined August 2024
1 Post
Last Edited: 2024-08-03 21:41:11
August 03 2024 20:40 GMT
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