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+ Show Spoiler +People who think 50 shades of grey is good wouldn't know a decent piece of writing if it facefucked them and spat down their throat. EL James is a fucking hack fanfiction writer who wrote a shitty twilight erotic fanfic and renamed the characters. The fact that she and George Orwell exist in the same goddamn universe is beyond me, even more so that no one seems to know any Orwell novels beyond '84 and Animal Farm, even though those aren't even his best works.
Keep the Aspidistra Flying had a few thousand copies printed, and it sold decently for its time. 50 shades of grey has become the best selling book in all of Britain. Short-sentenced, poorly-written bullshit. I might buy a few copies just to burn them and piss on the flames.
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+ Show Spoiler + fuck the freshmen 15. first semester at college and i have already gained 8 pounds and I feel like total shit. the university i go to total bullshit because there is literally no where to go to get healthy food. No cafeteria with a nice salad bar or any of that. All there is is a shitty food court with fast food and it's all so fucking expensive. If you want a salad all you can basically get are ones that are in a box and taste like shit and is like 8 bucks, for a fucking salad. I've been trying to get rides to the nearest grocery store to get some fruit and stuff for sandwiches but its hard since I don't have a car and I can't keep much food in my shitty dorm since theres only a tiny fridge and a microwave. I also never have time to ride my bike. I've literally been sick for the last 3 weeks because of all the shitty food i've been eating and I can actually feel all the weight i've gained and it makes me fucking disgusted with myself. I've been trying to go to the rec center to work out but its always crowded and I never have time with all the stupid classes and they also don't have any of the equipment that i like using. at this rate its going to be the freshmen 15 x 4.
Also, I am literally the worst sc2 player of all time. I have spent so much time trying to get good at this game and I'm still stuck in diamond with a 10% w/r vs protoss. this game is so fucking infuriating. literally losing 1 ladder game and my entire day is ruined. I can never seem to focus on what i am doing and also make the dumbest mistakes ever. All I want in the entire world is to be good at this game but i don't think that will ever happen because i'm so fucking retarded
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+ Show Spoiler +fml why am I so fucking stupid
wish I weren't so damn retarded
I'm just useless
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On August 25 2012 12:14 CyDe wrote:+ Show Spoiler + I FUCKING HATE APPLE WITH EVERY PART OF MY SO-CALLED SOUL. FUCK THEM AND EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR, NAMELY GREED AND ELITISM, YOU GODDAMN CUNT MONKEY FUCK ROCKETS.
I considered writing something about my job and life in general, but this curse made my day. I'm definitely using that next time some one banelingsbusts or teamkills in left 4 dead.
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On October 22 2012 17:54 Aerisky wrote:+ Show Spoiler +fml why am I so fucking stupid
wish I weren't so damn retarded
I'm just useless
+ Show Spoiler +Retards are retards. You're not. Whatever it is that makes you feel down, remember it's just a process and you'll exit the other end as a better person. Also remember that if it isn't challenging, it's probably not worth doing. Especially if it's school or similar that's bothering you. I know that for a fact.
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On August 25 2012 12:14 CyDe wrote:Show nested quote +On August 25 2012 11:00 Alryk wrote:Not sc2: + Show Spoiler +I can't stand Apple sometimes. They make nice shit, but their suing wars against Samsung are idiotic. I can't believe the U.S. patent system allows you to patent things like a shape. Yep. Apple has a patent on smartphones with a rectangular design and rounded edges. Obviously Samsung needs a triangular smartphone. That fits well in your pocket. Oh, and they have a patent on the "bounce" animation. Remember when you dropped that tennis ball the other day and it hit the ground? Apple is probably going to sue you for having something that bounces. They might as well sue nature. Who the hell pulls something from nature, one of the most observable phenomena ever, and patents it? How the hell can they patent it? I wish I could patent something that stupid someday. Like breathing. Or something else pretty common to the laws of physics. What the hell. Oh well. I mean, I'll probably get Windows Phone 8 anyways, especially since they might ban the S3 now. Apple really needs to get a grip on themselves.
Seriously, the monopolistic implications on this are huge. They ban the largest smartphone seller in the U.S? The only REAL competitor from Android? (HTC is making a rebound, but they're much smaller still, motorola as well through google) Now apple has practically, or will soon, a monopoly. Isn't that what the patent system was supposed to prevent? Fuck you apple and your greed. Seriously. + Show Spoiler + I FUCKING HATE APPLE WITH EVERY PART OF MY SO-CALLED SOUL. FUCK THEM AND EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR, NAMELY GREED AND ELITISM, YOU GODDAMN CUNT MONKEY FUCK ROCKETS.
+ Show Spoiler +FUCKING FUCKETTY FUCK FUCK! JOINING THE BAND WAGON ON THIS ONE!!! FUCK APPLE!! I'm so tired of people walking around school with fucking MacBooks. Sure, they actually make some good computers - but they serve certain purposes. People who buy it out of ignorance - or only for the god damn Apple... makes me want to take every god damn Macbook - put it onto a legocovered floor and dance on it
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On October 22 2012 19:50 Left4Cookies wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Retards are retards. You're not. Whatever it is that makes you feel down, remember it's just a process and you'll exit the other end as a better person. Also remember that if it isn't challenging, it's probably not worth doing. Especially if it's school or similar that's bothering you. I know that for a fact.
+ Show Spoiler +Thanks yo. Yeah, I feel better today...sort sort of this ongoing, chronic lack of effort coupled with a sense that I'm just not smart enough :/ really wish I were just a genius or something but that's not something over which I have any control. Just gotta put in the work ><
Thanks again, really appreciate how you, whom I don't even know personally or anything, would care to stop and say a few kind words. <3
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+ Show Spoiler +The Valedictorian at my school fucking cheated her way up there. The girl had good grades as a freshman and sophomore, but last year she took the 2 AP classes that the rest of us took and failed EVERY.SINGLE.TEST. for the first 2/3 of the year. She was barely passing the classes and then she got a concussion skiing. Somehow this disqualified every grade that she had received up until this point and she magically got hundreds in history and literature, so her average didn't suffer for all this shitty test-taking. So this fucks over the rest of us who were able to actually fucking do the AP course work when she couldn't. I'm ranked in the top 10% and the margin between us is so thin that I would be ahead of her, not to mention the poor salutatorian. I really feel bad for her.
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+ Show Spoiler +the mods must get a kick out of my inability to not post like a dumbass
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+ Show Spoiler +FUCKING MOTHERSHIP VORTEX SHIT IS THE DUMBEST THING BLIZZARD EVER INVENTED AND DUSTIN BROWDER AND A TIRE IRON SHOULD GO ON A ROMANTIC DATE.
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+ Show Spoiler +HONESTLY
2 days ago, I got back from the gas station with my mopad. Some guy crosses the road with 2 little dogs just in front of me, not even at a legal crossover-spot. I have to make way, the guy tugs the dogs away. I continue on my road to the grocery store and when I come back from shopping, I found the guy waiting on me.
I decided to let him calm down, take another route and come back in 10 min. I return after a few minutes, found him... WITH 3 FRIENDS AND THE POLICE there. (Note: I left my mopad there, as he was waiting next to it.)
As the police was there, I thought it couldn't go wrong. I introduced myself, the guy hated on me. The dogs went to the vet, one of them bruised it's paw. Apparently I HIT THE LITTLE FUCKING DOG, WHICH I DIDN'T. NOW THEY ARE COMING OVER IN ABOUT AN HOUR, after raging to me on the phone yesterday for the largest part of an hour. They keep claiming I hit the little shit, and my insurance has to pay for it.
Fuck all liars and dicks.
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+ Show Spoiler +I just wish I could talk to a girl like a normal person.
Fuck being anti-social
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I make myself look like an idiot in front of girls. I never know how to mingle with them well enough, so I just end up asking them out during random circumstances. Sure, they might be interested in me and say yes. But then I'll end up doing something idiotic to turn them off, something that I wouldn't normally do at all.
Friends are another confusion to me. Most other guys I hang out with just want to drag me along whenever they do something. Which is great, I love to be plucked from the self-made prison cell known as my room. But none of my friends ever want to just sit down and talk. Maybe they are too emotionally reserved towards other guys, or maybe I'm not the kind of friend they want to talk with. But it would still be nice to just share some feelings with someone every once in a while.
Next on the list is school. I actually like my studies, but I never devote myself enough to getting the good grades I deserve. I received a perfect score on my SAT, yet I'm getting C's in classes that should be easy for me. I could easily ace every test thrown at me if I studied, but I'm too much of a lazy piece of shit.
School makes me think about my future, which sometimes I start to dread. If you have ever seen the movie "Office Space", then you will immediately understand what I'm talking about. I'm the kind of analytical person who's most likely going to receive a pencil-pushing desk job. But even the though of going to a job like that every weekday just makes me want to stay in bed until noon. Sometimes, I just start to wonder why I even need a college education or a high paying job to be happy. Maybe I'd be happier doing something simple with my hands, where I get to work outside in the fresh air and sunlight.
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+ Show Spoiler +I can't stand my boss. I wish he would stop fucking with everyone's work, do the world a favor, and jump off a bridge.
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+ Show Spoiler +fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckFUCK
every damn time -___________-
I fuck up something really bad, feel like a failure, get really depressed, get numb, forget about it, repeat
it's like everything I've ever been good at goes to shit, keep getting worse and worse at stuff, lose motivation, all that crap.... and through it all I wish I were just that bit smarter or harder-working but instead I'm a lazy dumbass
fucking fantastic
probably have over a dozen posts in this thread seriously god damn it
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+ Show Spoiler +fuck you djokovic. he acts like a fucking gorilla when he wins points, whines like a little bitch when he loses and his style is typical of the new kind of tennis boring grindfest... seriously, unless some new amazing player comes up, I will stop watching tennis when Federer retires. I've always said this and it seems like it's going to hold true, as Federer's career will wane and he'll retire in maybe a few years. it's remarkable that he's doing so well at his age anyway. and Roger, man, stop missing those easy points...just throwing stuff away  whatever gg djokovic congratulations on your first world tour finals title asshole
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On September 20 2012 19:39 TheCzarOfAll wrote:+ Show Spoiler +Have been told my entire life I'm an utter failure. My parents refused to try to help me get a student loan, my grandpa told me I should work in a factory my whole life. Because I didn't have a cosigner for my student loans, I couldn't afford going to a 4-year university, so I'm stuck at a community college paying out of pocket. My brother and cousin moved in with me so we could split a 3 bedroom apartment, but my cousin lost his job (and was being an immature fuckwad because he knew he was losing it and never bothered to look for a new one[so I canned his lazy ass]), my brother got homesick and quit his job and moved back in with my mom, so I'm working 3 jobs, 70 hours a week, and going to school full-time. I'm too tired of getting cheated on to get into another relationship (not that I have time for one anyway). And for what? It would be so much more economical if I'd kill myself. It'd be like sacrificing workers to free up supply, but for some reason I keep fucking chugging along after some pipe dream that I know goddamned well isn't going to happen. All I want to do is get a bachelors' degree (need it to get work visa sponsored) so I can leave this country and never look back. The only bright side is that since I turn 23 next year, I can FINALLY apply for financial aid as an independent. The only joy in my life right now is Starcraft. What a pathetic life I have. My entire existance is fueled by wanting to leave America and an outdated video game.
+ Show Spoiler +dafuq??? like the what the actual fuck? my entire life is fueled by wanting to somehow get into a good PhD program in the states but whatever....
also will vent more in here, a WHOLE lot more, once I'm done typing shit up, might be a few days but my revenge on the whole fucking world WILL eventually come so this thread better be prepared(I might also blog on this to actually get feedback, dunno yet, for now venting seems a lot more pleasurable)
well at least my revenge on a certain person of a very specific gender (hinthint: she's not male)
ARRRRRRRRGH! God dammit! I'm so angry at her right now....I could tear my own skin off. The thing is....it's been 9 fricking years since she dumped me and I'm still not over it
In other news (if you couldn't tell): I'm also angry with myself for being such a pussy at not screaming at her(throwing her out of my apartment, kickin all her stuff out onto the street, telling her I wished her as-of-yet unborn babies would look like friggin hydralisks) when she dropped the news on me. Instead I acted all full of understanding like it didn't concern me(oh, all so high and mighty old self) that she cheated on me after I fucking moved to her city in good old I-wish-they-had-bombed-it-into-oblivion-back-in-'45 austria so we could be together. Well guess what....she liked me for a year. A YEAR! that's it........damn, I hate myself for that choice soooooooooooo bad.
On the other hand side I'm still not done grieving for her in some twisted way. It's like the only time I ever was truly happy were the two and a half years we were a couple. But that might also be just because she hurt me so damn much when she left. Man.......sorta running out of steam here after staying up until 10:00 am.......so I guess imma hit the sack now
Y'all have a good time. <3 TL!!!!!
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+ Show Spoiler +Seriously, Fuck Blizzard for not giving a beta key with preorders and letting local dealers to do so for limited populations. Fuck everyone smiling with their fat ugly beta keys, jerking off every time they can load the beta client. Fuck TL for making a stupid annoucement that we can get a beta key with their fancy store, only for me to find out that I can't because I am not a fucking american. Fuck them twice because they don't give a shit to change the annoucement to tell that to people. Fuck the whole corporate world that thinks they can make people from some countries second rate citizens on their whim.
I am laying in a fucking already bed for a fucking month because I broke a fucking leg falling from fucking two meters of height and will be laying there for another miserable month, having absolutely nothing fun to do. Fuck me for hoping that I can at least get HoTS to break the fucking boredom.
God, this is a good thread!
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+ Show Spoiler +OH MY FUCKING GOD IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW AT SOME OF THESE STUPID FUCKING TL POSTERS CoughdreadlordxCOUGH spouting the same old shit, offering their own fucking experiences in more than 4 post EACH FOLLOWING EACHOTHER!!!!!!
GET LOST GO INGEST SOME FREAKING Cyanide OR SOMETHING!!!
damnit!!
ok that was not very buddha-like... i will LOL more and try to forget THAT FUCKING STUPID ASS IDIOT>>>
woops there i go again..
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