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http://www.gayfortasteless.com/
Just saw this on reddit... I gave it a big fat "wat" and then searched on TL to see if anyone here had heard of it. The site is essentially a tasteless fanboy site (clearly says on the site the writer is male) and posts stuff all about the baller himself.
Okay guys, listen up, Tasteless is simply the most suave Baller ON THE PLANET. Like this midwesterner is just sooo hot and funny and kind and omg everything I would totally go gay for him and you would too if you had any . This site had to be made because I can't imagine anyone not being gay for tasteless except for girls, and omg i swarer I wish I was a girl just so Tasteless could hold me.
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i think you've almost crashed the site lol. Also after it finally loads i'd like to say i love that website. it almost makes me nostalgic for 90s websites haha. those were the days
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Haha, the site crashed. Seems like a strange site, probably not much stranger than the various sites regarding facts about Jukka. Edit: I'm not sure, but should this be in blogs? (or community/sc2 section?)
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AHHAHAHAH no way!
i skipped 1/3 through a video one time on gomtv.net only to hear him say "the only thing that would make this match more intense, is if they killed the loser by filling up their booths with water." Artosis responds with "squirtle would be fine, hes water type." LOL
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That is really odd.. especially considering that text you quoted implies he's actually NOT gay? the fuck ^_^
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This is probably worst than the whole iNcontroL Bear thing... Oh my... I just don't know what to say
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niiiiick taaastless plooottt... your commentating, is getting me so hot!
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i cannot get to gayfortasteless.com =(
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Maybe you can not direct link that image from the poor guy's website. You're gonna crash it and cause him a massive bill for his hosting because TL is a huge gorilla of a user base.
Poor guy's gonna go bankrupt.
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This website is tasteless.
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I tried to rehost the image but imgur is stuck at 100%
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oh dear lord
edit; went on the website, so funny holy shit
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I saw this earlier today. I was thinking half "WTF" and half "Why didn't I make this website first?"
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theres that music video from GSL. tasteless theme song
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wow my new favorite website <3
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On March 08 2011 12:42 101toss wrote: This website is tasteless.
-_-
i c
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I prefer to keep a scrapbook and put pictures of Tasteless in it. Pour glitter on it and draw love hearts around them. Gotta go analog for the stuff that you truly love, I mean come on that website is just weird.
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I think that Tasteless should sneak this website in with the rest of the usual plugs some day soon.
That would be..........awesomazing.
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my eyes my eyes!!! srsly the website's color is burning my eyes.
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I LOL'd so hard when I saw the website. I really hope it's a joke, though...
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Ahhh my eyes! Wow, those colors are awful. I couldn't really get through the site without feeling like I'm doing permanent damage to my eyes.
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Kelly, honey, we need to talk.
I LOVE what you're doing for esports, I LOVE that you're getting a chance to cast for GomTV (represent!), I especially, especially LOVED the hailr you were rocking last night (curly long pigtails, I had a NERRRRRRD-GASM), but I gotta say, I have a BONE to pick with you, girl.
WHY ARE YOU NOT ALL OVER THAT SHIT??????????????????????
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Fantastic. Saw this coming.
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I can't load the site.
Is the Nick "Tasteless" Plott theme song anywhere to be found there?
It just matches perfectly.
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lol the site's hilarious!
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This website is solid flourescent-pink-and-green GOLD.
Also, site takes a long time to load, since it's getting hammered hard. But it does load eventually, as far as I can tell.
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On March 08 2011 12:59 Mr. Wiggles wrote: I can't load the site.
Is the Nick "Tasteless" Plott theme song anywhere to be found there?
It just matches perfectly.
Yes, that is already in the website as well ;p
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My... my brain is full of fuck
User was warned for this post
Edit: Wait, 4chan tards actually say that?
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GUYS the TASTELESS BUILD is on there omg!
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On March 08 2011 13:07 underdawg wrote: GUYS the TASTELESS BUILD is on there omg!
You better not be lying to me
Alright, you didn't lie to me, but it wasn't what I expected!
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This is the best thing EVER!!!! HAHAHH solid gold!!!
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Terrible colour scheme and atrocious spelling. Other than that... I suppose it's pretty decent.
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This site is fucking lol, ♥ I approve
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...What did I just see?...
This's gotta be some serious hardcore crazy fanboy.
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On March 08 2011 12:35 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: niiiiick taaastless plooottt... your commentating, is getting me so hot!
got neurooooosis from Artoooosis 'cuz you bunker rushed my heart...
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first incontrol now tasteless, whos next xD
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This is obviously a joke. An excellent one.
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On March 08 2011 13:13 The_Piper42 wrote:Show nested quote +On March 08 2011 12:35 AcrossFiveJulys wrote: niiiiick taaastless plooottt... your commentating, is getting me so hot! got neurooooosis from Artoooosis 'cuz you bunker rushed my heart...
gg baby, let's go crazy cause the game's about to start?
Should be a hidden button in that horrible green background called the Secret Hallway. Links you to a page on how to win 100% on Xel'Naga Caverns.
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United States4126 Posts
After reading the site for a few minutes and then looking away from my monitor, everything was so discolored x_x
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This should be spotlighted!
I rofled my way through the site
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is it weird that i got a hard on from looking at the link?
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I'm sorry but that is just PUREOARSOME!
I can't say how much cool is packed into that html. Major major points for whoever the genius GENIUS I SAY behind that is.
SC2 casters inspire such magnificent works of art. It truly is amazing.
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On March 08 2011 13:31 jjun212 wrote: is it weird that i got a hard on from looking at the link?
No, it just indicates you're human.
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Haha this is so amazing! I'm sure this will sprawl into a giant movement akin to the hippie movement in the 60's, except that its all about tastless's manliness.
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Jesus once you get down past the Kelly part it's as if you were exposed to UV bouncing off the winter landscape for an hour. The white background of TL is now pink and green....
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This guy is too late. Tasteless already loves Artosis.
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A little creepy.. but the dude is a winner
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LOL. This website is almost too great for words. I actually like that last post about the video from 2005 that surfaced. The man-swoon over Tasteless just added amusement. [: Thumbs up. LOL. <3
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rofl i hope hes joking because baller tasteless is, but this is way over the top
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My eyes saw the (largely) white background of TL.net to be pink for a few seconds :/
Other than that, it seems quite funny and a lot like Johnfacts XD
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I turned off ads just for this person. LOL
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My best friend created this site. Its all a joke meant to make you happy and show his love for Tasteless. Hes very happy in his current relationship with his expletives deleted girlfriend
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On March 08 2011 13:39 -Archangel- wrote: This guy is too late. Tasteless already loves Artosis. Always room for one more...
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this is the greatest thing ever.
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wait gay people play sc2? I dont get it, whats the surprise here?
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"Got nerosis form artosis cuz you bunker rushed my heart GG baby. Lets go crazy cuz the game's about to start"
I love all the starcraft songs, and that block just works so well. It sounds like an original song, but it wouldn't be the first time if I heard it on the radio and though "hey, they're singing it wrong!"
Edit: lol, my tab says "gayfort..."
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Never watched that WCG 2005 video, but damn did Artosis look sad when he lost. I felt bad for him .
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Everyone's gay for Tasteless.
EVERYONE
I'm kind of jealous that there's a bigger Tasteless fanboy than me...
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I feel like I'm being trolled. I understand fanboy-ism but this.. this is just.. wow.
I have so many questions. Like how old is this guy? Is he actually gay? If not, does he have a significant other? How did he find out who Tasteless is? Why did he design the site to burn people's retinas? Is he really trying to go to Korea on ads for his site? What will happen if he ever meets Tasteless?
My brain is melting. I'm going to bed.
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And i thought the idra's brain thread was rabid. . .
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Any chance we can get a Tasteless' Body thread?
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I really cant wait to see what tasteless says when he finds out about this.
freaking hilarious!
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Liquid'Tyler supports this website.
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Fantastic, just fantastically... bright.
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omg i burst out laughing when I saw the website. That is just too good.
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I actually visited the website... and I couldn't help lol'ling!!
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I know how he feels. *sigh*
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On March 08 2011 12:57 hugedong wrote: Kelly, honey, we need to talk.
I LOVE what you're doing for esports, I LOVE that you're getting a chance to cast for GomTV (represent!), I especially, especially LOVED the hailr you were rocking last night (curly long pigtails, I had a NERRRRRRD-GASM), but I gotta say, I have a BONE to pick with you, girl.
WHY ARE YOU NOT ALL OVER THAT SHIT??????????????????????
This is the best part of the whole website.
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On March 08 2011 12:33 nimbus99 wrote: AHHAHAHAH no way!
i skipped 1/3 through a video one time on gomtv.net only to hear him say "the only thing that would make this match more intense, is if they killed the loser by filling up their booths with water." Artosis responds with "squirtle would be fine, hes water type." LOL
LOL
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On March 08 2011 12:52 Maynarde wrote: I prefer to keep a scrapbook and put pictures of Tasteless in it. Pour glitter on it and draw love hearts around them. Gotta go analog for the stuff that you truly love, I mean come on that website is just weird. HAHAHA. This post made me laugh just as hard as the site did!
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website needs to include that bisu tasteless fanfic
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Where was I? Oh, right, Kelly. Kelly, honey, you just need to shape up a little bit. Give Tasteless some love, he deserves it. BECAUSE HE'S THE MAN. MY MAN, YOUR MAN, EVERYBODY'S MAN.
Fight for tasteless my brothers! Enemies of the Sexy tasteless, hear me. You have come here to die. The Immortal Emperor tasteless is with us and we are invincible. His zealots will strike you down. His collosus will crush you under their treads. His mighty lasers pew pew will bring the very sky crashing down upon you. You cannot win. So make yourselves ready. We are the gayfortasteless club, and today is our Victory Day. o yea
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One of the most disgusting and disturbing things I've seen in awhile.
I mean, LIME GREEN?! My Tasteless shrine would have some taste, black with red lace.
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/z3ZRg.png) SC2 101
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I'm thinking Tasteless probably made the site himself.
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Haha what was it they called incontrol? Bear cub or something right? Either way tasteless totally fits the description :D ♥
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looooool so funny. but honestly, who isn't gay for tasteless?
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amazing website, the guy who made it is almost as baller as tasteless, perhaps one day he'll be able to go to korea and get a brohug from the man himself, that would be one emotional ass story :-))
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Haha it's like realultimatepower, so awesome.
And a big ROFL to all the sensitive homophobes freaking out over it, it's obviously a joke and even if it somehow wasn't, more power to 'im!
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I gotta stay off this site.
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hHAhahA Sean was a little kid in that video <3
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This is so freaking amazing!
And yeah, we are all a bit gay for Tasteless.
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On March 08 2011 19:12 evanthebouncy! wrote: hHAhahA Sean was a little kid in that video <3
Day[9] and Tasteless are just ... SO awesome. Now there's a sandwich I wouldn't mind being the meat in between.
EDIT: Shit did I post that or think it -_-;
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hahahaha omg this is amazing
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Tasteless is very hot, that website is perfectly accurate.
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Just a little surprised, but after going through Incontrol's thread about the gays who talked about him, it's hard to get too surprised. Still funny though.
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Meh, I'm more an Artosis guy.
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Interesting... Hm, let's see...
gayforreach.com
what?
WHAT?
W H A T ? ? ?
[Watches his world crumbling and burning in the sea of disorder.]
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The song is the greatest thing ever
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Oh dear lord.
Time to clear my cache.
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On March 08 2011 20:54 popzags wrote:Interesting... Hm, let's see... gayforreach.comwhat? WHAT? W H A T ? ? ?[Watches his world crumbling and burning in the sea of disorder.]
I smell a project.
edit: 3434 post :D
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That really made my day. Thanks for posting the link. Got Neurosis from Artosis... *sings* :D
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Dear God...I feel so uncomfortable looking at this from school...not the wink or the URL, but the bright colors.
Why isn't there any fanfiction?
EDIT: By the way, I know more about Tasteless than that fanboy. I even stalked him!
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It's websites like that which make me glad no one knows who the fuck I am.
<3 Tasteless of course. lol
+ Show Spoiler +The amount of caps makes me think someone did it just for the luls. I doubt its serious at ALL. Way way too over the top to be even remotely serious.
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Can't lie anything that by proxy is making me more known while simultaneously promoting Tasteless man love is clearly for a greater good. Some (me) might even say Jesus would approve.
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After I left that site the TL site appeared pink for 8 secs until my eyes readjusted to a normal color spectrum.
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Lol this got mentioned on State of the Game. GAY FOR TASTELESS FOREVERRRRR
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This is a lie. Disco is the most suave baller on the planet. Ask anyone from mG. ;o
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Thats an amazing website. I love the tasteless build graphic!
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Loved it.
especially the part where he "has a bone to pick with Kelly"
Enjoyed every second of reading, but now my vision is in monochrome ><
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Awesome, just awesome.
Tasteless would have won WWII so much faster than the military actually did, for several reasons.
1) Tasteless is so handsome, people would stop fighting and stare at him in awe if he just walked into the field of engagement. I mean, Tasteless is basically the epitome of handsomeness (I just learned that word today ^_^ aren't I so smart?)
Good for a laugh this morning at work
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Nah that's not the creator(s) of Gay for Tasteless.
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On March 08 2011 12:56 papyrus wrote: my eyes my eyes!!! srsly the website's color is burning my eyes.
You know what they say: "Love is Blind"...^^
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I cant even open the website. Think Ill be alright anyways though
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On March 10 2011 04:47 Fruktsoda wrote:I cant even open the website. Think Ill be alright anyways though  Same.
Probably cant handle the traffic.
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wtf lol
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This website is so damn entertaining. If the creator is reading this: thank you!
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Amazing.... There are only a few people I'd go gay for in this world: Jaedong, Roar, Relent, and Tasteless!!!!!!! hahahahaha
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Lol awesome, insta bookmark!!
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On March 08 2011 22:31 Carefoot wrote: Can't lie anything that by proxy is making me more known while simultaneously promoting Tasteless man love is clearly for a greater good. Some (me) might even say Jesus would approve.
Yeah I think that music video you made may be a crowd favorite at that website. It is interesting how stuff like this keeps popping up, I am sure most people know about the iNcontrol business. It is a little funny that the site has gone down because of the traffic, even more interesting is that the site had been up for more than five minutes before being posted on TL.
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It finally loaded for me!
Now i can be gay for tasteless too!!
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WOW. The ultimate troll?????
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Look closer, the video is posted there.
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Dude.. I mean I am a fan of Tasteless n' all but this is just too much.
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As a gay man interested in that fine ass, I'm surprised his shirtless pics aren't up.
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does the sites owner realise tasteless is already in a commited relationship?
hetro-life-partners with artosis
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This thread seems like it has the potential to be the Starcraft 2 version of the Nada's Body thread. All it needs are a couple of pictures of shirtless progamers.
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![[image loading]](http://www.mymym.com/gfx/tasteless-wtf.jpg)
it's a start
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On March 10 2011 15:28 bricksquad wrote:![[image loading]](http://www.mymym.com/gfx/tasteless-wtf.jpg) it's a start
On behalf of the rest of the thread, thank you sir.
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Thanks again. I didn't even have time to ask for the shirtless pics because you delivered them so fast.
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My girlfriend is really into the Plotts. Also thinks Artosis is so cute. In that WCG 05 vid she almost came when she saw Nick.
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This site is so awesome! Tasteless is just so good looking that it hurts my eyes to gaze at him, or its just the color scheme.
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The site is getting too much traffic! When I first when there it was up fine, now it takes forever to load
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lmao i hope they mention this on GsL
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Lol woah "Kelly Milkies i hate you" That really stood out on the site
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/FMQ3Z.gif)
/swoon
I certainly can't blame the guy.
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Dude, this is great! Everybody is gay for tasteless! Even the most straight people are !
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*Lick lips* ....this is very tasteless.
@Node, loving the "/swoon" picture.. hah.
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wow i really liked that wcg2005 USA footage. and i feel so sorry for Artosis
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On March 10 2011 15:30 Maynarde wrote:On behalf of the rest of the thread, thank you sir. 
This is probably a dumb question to ask anytime you see beer cans strewn around, but aside from Tasteless being baller and some sort of beer pong in the works, what the heck is going on in that picture?
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On March 10 2011 18:52 Sokalo wrote:Show nested quote +On March 10 2011 15:30 Maynarde wrote:On March 10 2011 15:28 bricksquad wrote:![[image loading]](http://www.mymym.com/gfx/tasteless-wtf.jpg) it's a start On behalf of the rest of the thread, thank you sir.  This is probably a dumb question to ask anytime you see beer cans strewn around, but aside from Tasteless being baller and some sort of beer pong in the works, what the heck is going on in that picture?
Clearly Tasteless just won a game of beer pong because he's Tasteless and never loses except on purpose, and his opponent lost so bad that he had to wear a pair of shorts on his head. Obviously he wants his picture taken with Tasteless before he leaves obviously because it's fucking Tasteless and he's been in the same room as Tasteless for the time it takes to lose a game of beer pong which I guess is a few minutes more than the normal man can handle before wanting to touch him.
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tasteless charm/appeal/sexyness: it's all in the © plott' smile in the eyes
<3 tasteless... for me: he'll always make Artosis feel like a kid in softpo.n store.. getting the freetour done by a cool grown up ... tastosis rules!
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On March 09 2011 14:39 Grobyc wrote: This is a lie. Disco is the most suave baller on the planet. Ask anyone from mG. ;o
I love you.
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sorry tasteless is kind of the best. Honestly lol even got his own awesome theme song.
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As an avowed member of the Gay for Tasteless fan club, I feel obligated to inform everybody that HE FINALLY UPDATED! WHOOO!
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Haha, this thread gave me a nice laugh for the day. Wonder why that guys hosts a site just for him, you ever think tasteless has seen the site yet? lol
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Ah, got me there. Everyone is gay for Tasteless!
... But I'll still be marrying Bisu
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that site is kinda weird. If not gay.
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On April 04 2011 06:17 RodrigoX wrote: that site is kinda weird. If not gay.
What would ever make you think that?
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I'm really surprised that this has bee updated regularly.
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Is this site gone? Haven't been able to access it for the last week that I've been trying.
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Holy bumb, but this thread demands attention.
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On October 10 2011 06:31 PervOx wrote:Is this site gone?  Haven't been able to access it for the last week that I've been trying.
http://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.com/
it's called google. don't bump old threads needlessly.
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Checked it, I was wondering if anyone knew if it was gone forever or just temporarily.
Thanks tho.
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Just randomly thought about this today for no reason, i have to wonder is the fan who made that site still gay for tasteless or has his ardor waned with the popularity of sc2?
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