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konadora
Singapore66365 Posts
http://www.facebook.com/notes/razer/razer-venom-enhancing-your-gaming-experience/408080610942
http://www.razerzone.com/venom/
Basically, it's a 'nutrient' supplier to hardcore gamers, so that they'll never have to go afk for food ever again. Delivered either as gas or through needles (wtf?)
I don't know, I like the idea behind it, but doesn't this make gamers even more of a coach potatoes? Sure it may be safe, but in the long run, will it have any huge impact on the eating (and basically, living patterns) habits of hardcore gamers (those super hardcore ones, like 16+ hours a day and shit)? I just don't really like this as a whole.
Opinions?
+ Show Spoiler +Great april fool's idea LOL
but will it come true in the future? O.o
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hahah good april fools.. i believed it until the needles part lol
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LOL Someone click the "buy now" and try to get to the last page 
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Oh shit, this is exactly what I needed.
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konadora
Singapore66365 Posts
On April 01 2010 14:27 OmgIRok wrote:LOL Someone click the "buy now" and try to get to the last page
Qty :1 $39.99
Cart Total : $139.98
2nd Day Air : $14.95
Tax : $20.93
Grant Total : $175.86
1st April Discount : $175.86
Order Total : FREE
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It's kinda funny that they called it the 'venom' ;D
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Edit - Damn you kona, you fast bitch. <3
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Important - Due to the nature of this product – The Razer team has been working closely with major legal authorities and insurance entities to ensure safe and proper usage.
Based on your provided location and delivery details, our Razer VST (Venom Support Team) will contact on your behalf, a representative from your local Police and Drug Enforcement Agency to notify them of your intended use and will need live, in-person registration of this product.
Within 2 days, an officer from your local Narcotics Control department will contact you to schedule an appointment for an assessment of your health and narcotics background (usually within a week of this order), following which to guide you through a first time use of the Razer Venom Professional Gaming Enhancement Solution.
A copy of your order will be sent to abchau@wesleyan.edu upon confirmation of schedule upon reply from your local authorities.
Your web reference number is: VN-O 376933475
Please use this number in any inquiries regarding your order. You may wish to print or save this page for future reference.
They make it free at the end lol. No, I didn't input any credit card info.
Cart Total : $139.98
2nd Day Air : $14.95
Tax : $20.93
Grant Total : $175.86
1st April Discount : $175.86
Order Total : FREE
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"Gold-plated needle"
Nothing says endurance like heavy metal poisoning
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that was pretty good
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my mom's gonna be like "what the fuck are those needle holes from???"
gonna have a hard time explaining that
+ Show Spoiler +
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On April 01 2010 14:38 Grobyc wrote:my mom's gonna be like "what the fuck are those needle holes from???" gonna have a hard time explaining that + Show Spoiler +
obv the heroin can't have her knowing about the venom
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Canada5565 Posts
ahaha that would be so intense..
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haha look at the pictures  I think thats me if i were to play 24 hours non-stop
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LOL this would be so cool. Awesome April Fools ;D!
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