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IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
October 20 2009 03:54 GMT
#21
On October 20 2009 02:34 redtooth wrote:
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On October 20 2009 01:54 diveteamcharlie wrote:


I saw this on the Discovery channel. The dolphins reminded me of it.
oh man that is ridiculous. i wonder what the seal was thinking.


"please don't kill/eat me"
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Fontong
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States6454 Posts
October 20 2009 04:02 GMT
#22
On October 20 2009 12:54 IntoTheWow wrote:
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On October 20 2009 02:34 redtooth wrote:
On October 20 2009 01:54 diveteamcharlie wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEhQ5nauXgY&feature=player_embedded

I saw this on the Discovery channel. The dolphins reminded me of it.
oh man that is ridiculous. i wonder what the seal was thinking.


"please don't kill/eat me"

Probably more along the lines of "YEARGHHHHWAHHHHH"

At least, that's what I would be thinking.
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HyoSang
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States194 Posts
October 20 2009 04:34 GMT
#23
On October 20 2009 02:42 intrigue wrote:
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On October 20 2009 02:34 MYM.Testie wrote:
Dolphins are also the oceans assholes.

seriously
i just imagine these jellyfish with 'fuck me' thought bubbles coming out

also, this reminds me of orcas messing with a seal:
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Orca, SURF ATTACK!
EE HAN TIMING!!
p4NDemik
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States13896 Posts
October 20 2009 04:46 GMT
#24
Dolphins are crazy. I remember seeing this documentary about dolphins killing porpoises and other juvenile dolphins:

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Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-20 05:00:01
October 20 2009 04:58 GMT
#25
there obviously not Australian dolphins..
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u don't phuck around with jellyfish downunder
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Loophole
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States867 Posts
October 20 2009 05:41 GMT
#26
On October 20 2009 02:33 Railz wrote:
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On October 20 2009 02:25 ShAsTa wrote:
random fact about dolphins: Dolphins are the only other animals on the planet that have sex for fun.


Not true. Bonobo's have sex casually, for fun, etc..

Also Dolphins are the only other animal on the planet that kill others for the pure shit of it.


I also heard Dolphins were the only other animal on the planet to post replies filled with pure conjecture for fun.
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cascades
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
Singapore6122 Posts
October 20 2009 09:47 GMT
#27
I always knew the British were too boring to invent football. =p
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StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
October 20 2009 13:31 GMT
#28
Dolphins are known to kill sharks
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
sixghost
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States2096 Posts
October 20 2009 13:36 GMT
#29
Is it just me, or are those people crazy for being like 10 feet away from dolphins trying to knock jellyfish into the air.
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StorrZerg
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States13919 Posts
October 20 2009 14:32 GMT
#30
Not all jellyfish kill gesh
Hwaseung Oz fan for life. Swing out, always swing out.
winterBlossom
Profile Joined July 2009
Australia27 Posts
October 20 2009 14:38 GMT
#31
On October 19 2009 18:32 Johnny B wrote:
I heard they were so good that they went undefeated in 1972.


Why is everybody a comedian today?
Baby be mine
fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-10-20 14:57:42
October 20 2009 14:56 GMT
#32
Although killing jellyfish can be sad, but they have no brains... Their existence is effectively pointless. This doesn't make the dolphins any less of assholes, but I can't help but wonder do the jellyfish even know if they are alive? They just seem to be blobs of mass with no purpose besides procreation and maintaining the survival of the species.

What makes dolphins real assholes is how they gangrape porpoises for fun. They just go out in groups and kill them for no reason.

EDIT: ah, pandemik beat me to it );
Peace~
Musoeun
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States4324 Posts
October 20 2009 15:10 GMT
#33
It's stuff like this that makes me really hope there's no other sapients floating around in the universe. Really really hope. I don't want to have to deal with something smarter than me when all the evidence suggests that smarter on the whole equals meaner.
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Unforgiven_ve
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Venezuela1232 Posts
October 20 2009 16:27 GMT
#34
On October 19 2009 18:32 Johnny B wrote:
I heard they were so good that they went undefeated in 1972.


lol.

and dolphins are just attention whores, they did it cuz they knew they were being taped (and for the lulz)
:)
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
October 20 2009 16:51 GMT
#35
On October 20 2009 02:42 intrigue wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 20 2009 02:34 MYM.Testie wrote:
Dolphins are also the oceans assholes.

seriously
i just imagine these jellyfish with 'fuck me' thought bubbles coming out

also, this reminds me of orcas messing with a seal:
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxDZW4k8tCY


Haha, "it's all over now... except the chewing."
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
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