[Pokemon Soul Silver] Choose your own adventure 2 - Page 124

Lets show this boat whos boss!



And the best way to do AND simultaneously sate my addicition is to barge into everyones rooms unannounced and challenge them to pokemon battles!



I dont think I've ever seen such a judgmental look from a pokemon



Enough of that rufus! If you're gonna be hanging with the champ, you're gonna have to grow used to the champs mannerisms!



Yes I'm sure the people in Kanto have never seen fire.



Although people might stare at you for reasons not related to your fire-breathing.



That makes no sense you idiot, we're not literally on the sea, we're in a room in a boat. It doesn't matter, I beat your ass because you suck.



I never repeat myself, take it all in the first time. Now shut up while I go find someone else to sic my pokemon on.



Oh... he must be sleeping... maybe I should let him rest.



HEY, WAKE UP ASSHOLE! Its time for pitched battle!



Then get out of bed and get your balls out!
Wait uh... I meant... that is to say...



Oh good, hes asleep again. I'm going to leave before I accidentally proposition him again.




Oh good, that last room kind of threw me off a little. On we go then.



T-Thats an awfully strange question.
Am I going to be never heard from again if this duel doesnt go your way?



Whoa, that thing looks as crazy as its owner probably is.



Oh good, you're not angry that I stomped all over your pokemons face



Who wants to BATTLE?!



I said battle, not baby. The hell is wrong with you you baby?



Very few of the things that I say are a very nice thing to say.



I hope that at least you dont battle like a baby!



Clearly, that was too much to hope for.



Oh come ON Steve, they have a buffet on this ship, you couldnt have waited?



Well, I'm glad you have your priorities straight. Sorry about your baby pokemon.



As long as you dont make a big deal out of my pokemon eating your daughters little pets.



This'll be easy, this dope is busy enjoying the loving company of his family! What a sucker.



Shes probably already at the Chippendale's, so I doubt it.



Hey! Its you! SpeedGeezer™!



Hi, I need you to pay for the medical bills caused by your vicious tackle earlier.



You... are not even sure shes on the ship? You do know its MOVING now right? She could be waiting back at the docks, scared and alone!



Thats whats worrying you? Dude, your daughter might be getting cut up for organs right now!
Well, dont mind me, i'll just be on my way.



Lets see if I can find the ships galley, because Steve has been eyeing rufus in a way that I really dont like.



Is your buddy made of chicken wings? Because otherwise, fuck you.



What? People slacking off on MY all expenses paid cruise?! This wont do!



That sucks man, you want me to knock you out so you dont have to deal with it?



You're juggling remarkably well for someone whos about to throw up!



What the hell, I think I'm getting sick now too...



Oh, sweet!



The first step on the journey to becoming a beefcake powerhouse!



So... cool...