[Pokemon] Choose your own adventure - Page 85

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the fuckin best pokemon master

In Pallet town, born and raised
avoiding the tall grass is how i spent most of my days
chillin out, maxin, relaxin all cool
throwin pokeball shaped alarm clocks like a tool
When a couple of ratatta who were up to no good
started makin trouble in my neighbourhood
I got one lil pokemon and my mom got scared
and said you're travelling with your cuteangel to become a pokemon master

I whistled for my charmander and it came near
its tail was aflame and it roared like a bear
if anything i could say this pokemon was rare
so i said 'yo, cuteangel, viridians close lets get there'

I beat a few gyms about seven or eight
and i yelled to my pokemon, you guys are doin great
beat the elite four and I was finally there
To sit on my throne as a pokemon master