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Man.Magic
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States178 Posts
July 21 2010 00:13 GMT
#121
I demand more.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
MaxField
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2386 Posts
July 21 2010 00:15 GMT
#122
Took a while to read but was well worth it

When i started there was 7 comments, and now i am on like page 8. haha truly a great job!!
"Zerg, so bad it loses to hydras" IdrA.
Edso
Profile Joined June 2010
Canada112 Posts
July 21 2010 00:53 GMT
#123
The Zerg poem was clever lol.
tdhz77
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States16 Posts
July 21 2010 01:36 GMT
#124
Brilliant? No, "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness," is brilliant. This post is entertaining and the author should be commended.
Since 01'
TuElite
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Canada2123 Posts
July 21 2010 03:04 GMT
#125
Amazing. You're a quite talented writer OP. Please keep the awesomeness coming !
Always Smile - Jung Nicole - Follow Nicole on Twitter @_911007 and me @TuElite
DuncanIdaho
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States465 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-07-21 03:31:30
July 21 2010 03:29 GMT
#126
Good job! However, I am not sad about the new zerg, I love zerg, both the old and the new...

Perhaps olords lost their sight, perhaps they replaced OP'd defilers with Nerf'd infestors, perhaps our zerglings are also less OP, perhaps our lurkers are gone... (Temporarily? Rumors abound there is content for them hiding amongst the files...) And all we got for it all were roaches and banelings...

But it doesn't matter! We Zerg will conquer all, with just drones if we must!



In any case, I did like the poem, very clever, even though I don't share in your cynicism. :p And great job on the rest of the post as well
The spice must flow... Grammar lesson: "than" is used for quantity comparisons, "then" is used for chronological statements. The next forum user who says, "I'd do such and such, THAN I'd do such and such else," is gonna make me cry...
BAdGer_
Profile Joined January 2010
United States80 Posts
July 21 2010 07:03 GMT
#127
Great writeup!
one of the truly epic TLFE's that will be read long down the line...
there was one thing that was missing in my mind though as i read the piece about the terrans
Terran is the race of big dicked Vikings who rampage across the galaxies in huge battleships, rip up the ground with artillery spawned from the forges of hell, and send waves of valiant warriors to fight the freaks of science.

or maybe that only applied to SCBW Terrans?
either way your writeup was so eloquent, the zerg piece especially, so sad the zergs :'[
The End Is Coming--when SCBW dies WWIII will break out--you heard it here first
fevax
Profile Joined February 2010
Turkey143 Posts
July 21 2010 08:04 GMT
#128
this is pure genious, TL never ceases to amaze with it's content.
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
July 21 2010 08:27 GMT
#129
dan this is some great stuff. i will read chapters 4-6 later.
Piski
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Finland3461 Posts
July 21 2010 14:50 GMT
#130
I love your write-ups!
LuigiNMario
Profile Joined April 2010
United States456 Posts
July 21 2010 16:19 GMT
#131
I loved the terran story most for the format and my biasness
When there's Flash there's a way.
FreezingAssassin
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States455 Posts
July 21 2010 18:43 GMT
#132
Long writeup but well worth the time. Such a good one too.
"I love when stupid stuff happens, it makes me look smart" - IdrA
sacrificetheory
Profile Joined September 2004
United States98 Posts
July 21 2010 19:33 GMT
#133
Amazing. Saracen is a great writer..... if not a prophet of SC2.
NeSS1
Profile Joined April 2010
United States101 Posts
July 21 2010 22:54 GMT
#134
Phenomenal allegories. You're a great writer.
pikaaarrr :3
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States593 Posts
July 22 2010 04:40 GMT
#135
I'm reading 1984 right now, and that part of the story made me really happy. It's incredibly well done.

Thanks Saracen!
SoJu.WeRRa
Profile Joined June 2010
Korea (South)820 Posts
July 22 2010 15:32 GMT
#136
wow big article ~!~ nice amazing !!
나를 찢어갈겨이씨발놈아왜나를미치게만들어니가뭘아는데?
TSM
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Great Britain584 Posts
July 22 2010 16:58 GMT
#137
wow the maps thngs were epic 0_0
The person to smile when everything goes wrong has found someone to blame it on - arthur bloch **** tl:dr *user was banned for this post*
Guilty
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
Canada812 Posts
July 22 2010 19:29 GMT
#138
Great article and a wonderful read. Keep up the great work
"How hard could it be?" -J. Clarkson
MutaDoom
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Canada1163 Posts
July 22 2010 20:23 GMT
#139
I almost shed a tear when I read Zerg, The Bastard Child. This whole thing was amazing, A+++
Tiptup
Profile Joined June 2007
United States133 Posts
July 22 2010 23:17 GMT
#140
Very entertaining read. "Bastard Child" and "B.Net 1.984" were easily the best.

The one I didn't find entertaining was "Gulliver's Travels." Maybe I missed something. I wasn't noticing any in-jokes or subtle commentary. Perhaps I should have read it more closely.
So certain are you.
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