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I didn't wash the dishes today, I forgot too, and I'm probably going to get yelled at because she comes home in 5 minutes..
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Things I wouldn't want my mother to know..
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
Please no judgment :d I didn't wash the dishes today, I forgot too, and I'm probably going to get yelled at because she comes home in 5 minutes.. Gogogogo! | ||
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il0seonpurpose
Korea (South)5638 Posts
I wouldn't want my mother to know that I got another keyboard to use the computer. | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
On July 13 2009 04:28 il0seonpurpose wrote: Wash them now? I wouldn't want my mother to know that I got another keyboard to use the computer. I'm kind of in the same situation... I don't want to tell my mother I spent 20$ of my own money on a new mouse because my other one was broke  .. | ||
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isbunk
Sweden1017 Posts
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NastyMarine
United States1252 Posts
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da_head
Canada3350 Posts
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fonger
United Kingdom1218 Posts
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
On July 13 2009 04:49 fonger wrote: I wouldn't want my mother to know that I'd rather post all the things I don't want her to know on a public internet forum than tell her in person. That'd be all kinds of awkward. True | ||
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
If you agree, why did you started the thread? | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
On July 13 2009 04:47 da_head wrote: that i masturbate. EVERY DAY :3 that better be what you mean.  | ||
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XythOs
Germany520 Posts
I wouldn't want her to know that I spend like a fourth of the money I saved up for university on guitar stuff. | ||
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Chef
10810 Posts
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
I'm sure mothers have NO IDEA. Nobody knows that teenagers masturbate. NOBODY! | ||
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Ronald_McD
Canada807 Posts
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Chuiu
3470 Posts
On July 13 2009 05:41 Ronald_McD wrote: I don't want my mom to know I stole $20 to go see my girlfriend the other night LOL Is your girlfriend a prostitute? | ||
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Chef
10810 Posts
On July 13 2009 05:36 CubEdIn wrote: I'm sure mothers have NO IDEA. Nobody knows that teenagers masturbate. NOBODY! Only so far as you have no idea your parents masturbate :O | ||
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clazziquai
6685 Posts
ahaha | ||
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Keniji
Netherlands2569 Posts
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Kleander
United States334 Posts
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
actually.. i don't even want to know how much time i spend. i guess if someone told me how many hours i spend on BW each week, it would be pretty depressing to hear | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
On July 13 2009 05:48 Steelflight-Rx wrote: i don't want my mom to know exactly how much time i spend playing starcraft =O actually.. i don't even want to know how much time i spend. i guess if someone told me how many hours i spend on BW each week, it would be pretty depressing to hear 50+ hours? | ||
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Steelflight-Rx
United States1389 Posts
>_< | ||
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StalinRusH
United States734 Posts
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funkie
Venezuela9374 Posts
On July 13 2009 06:07 StalinRusH wrote: I don't want to tell my mother that there was no TP so i used her towel hahahhahah | ||
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MutaDoom
Canada1163 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On July 13 2009 05:47 Kleander wrote: i dont want my mom to know pretty much half the things i do in life this | ||
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DoctorHelvetica
United States15034 Posts
Nor do I wish her to know that I made out with my male best friend. Or that I'm bisexual. Or that I masturbate and wipe it up with towels she uses. | ||
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checo
Mexico1364 Posts
Why are you picking on the boy? Need someone to care about you and the best way you come up to do it is bothering ppl on TL??? Maybe you should go to a prostitute, she would listen all your problems for a few bucks.... | ||
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Piste
6177 Posts
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Elvin_vn
Vietnam2038 Posts
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PanN
United States2828 Posts
On July 13 2009 06:21 checo wrote: Why are you picking on the boy? Need someone to care about you and the best way you come up to do it is bothering ppl on TL??? Maybe you should go to a prostitute, she would listen all your problems for a few bucks.... Why are you making fun of prostitutes? They are a noble and glorious people. | ||
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MutaDoom
Canada1163 Posts
On July 13 2009 06:43 PanN wrote: Why are you making fun of prostitutes? They are a noble and glorious people. They're no different than any contractor. You just negotiate a price, and after agreed upon they provide you with a service. | ||
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Titusmaster6
United States5937 Posts
edit: wtf why did I use my 2000th post for this? | ||
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MutaDoom
Canada1163 Posts
On July 13 2009 06:59 Titusmaster6 wrote: That I have sex with my girlfriend all the time, that "that one night" I was driving drunk, and that I occasionlly dip. edit: wtf why did I use my 2000th post for this? Hahaha, that's unfortunate. At least it wasn't in a liquibet only saying "[progamer] AUTOVOTE!" | ||
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KameZerg
Sweden1764 Posts
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Naib
Hungary4843 Posts
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Grumbels
Netherlands7031 Posts
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NastyMarine
United States1252 Posts
On July 13 2009 06:59 Titusmaster6 wrote: That I have sex with my girlfriend all the time, that "that one night" I was driving drunk, and that I occasionlly dip. edit: wtf why did I use my 2000th post for this? ROFL you must reallly be hiding shit from your momma | ||
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ilj.psa
Peru3081 Posts
On July 13 2009 06:23 Elvin_vn wrote: Wow, Mrs. La Forge would love this thread bet Ms.Plot would love this too | ||
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PH
United States6173 Posts
On July 13 2009 04:49 fonger wrote: I wouldn't want my mother to know that I'd rather post all the things I don't want her to know on a public internet forum than tell her in person. That'd be all kinds of awkward. | ||
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Sadistx
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
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fanta[Rn]
Japan2465 Posts
On July 13 2009 07:56 Sadistx wrote: +14chan. | ||
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epicdoom
United States489 Posts
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6635 Posts
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CrownRoyal
Vatican City State1872 Posts
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
uhm. | ||
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Konni
Germany3044 Posts
also lol at the first 3 (major) problems: didn't wash the dishes today, I forgot too, and I'm probably going to get yelled at because she comes home in 5 minutes.. I wouldn't want my mother to know that I got another keyboard to use the computer. I don't want to tell my mother I spent 20$ of my own money on a new mouse because my other one was broke .. | ||
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Integra
Sweden5626 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + If someone wonders what it is: ![[image loading]](http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/kigurumi/images/thumb/b/b8/Kigurumi.jpg/600px-Kigurumi.jpg) ![[image loading]](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_OIuMKm491rU/RitHbYlqDfI/AAAAAAAAAEQ/nXWhexnirEs/s400/PA0_0094.JPG) ![[image loading]](http://www.atalude.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/kigurumi-75.jpg) | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
On July 13 2009 08:26 Integra wrote: That I get turned on by kigurumi + Show Spoiler + If someone wonders what it is: O_O | ||
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MarklarMarklar
Fiji1823 Posts
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MutaDoom
Canada1163 Posts
On July 13 2009 08:26 Integra wrote: That I get turned on by kigurumi + Show Spoiler + If someone wonders what it is: Your sig at the bottom says it all: Dark pleasure. | ||
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Snet
United States3573 Posts
On July 13 2009 08:20 Konni wrote: these responses make it seem most people on TL are living with their mother also lol at the first 3 (major) problems: Lol, yea. Kinda funny. I wouldn't want my mother to know I used to smoke, and still drink. Not that I would get in trouble, she would just be genuinely disappointed and make me feel like an bad son. | ||
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Ellis
247 Posts
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FranzF1
Chile1710 Posts
On July 13 2009 07:56 Sadistx wrote: 4chan. And Stickam (you know what I mean) | ||
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MutaDoom
Canada1163 Posts
The girls should be a lot more ashamed than the guys trolling. | ||
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Ftrunkz
Australia2474 Posts
. (although she half knows anyway). Sorry mum! | ||
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Garnet
Vietnam9021 Posts
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Sadistx
Zimbabwe5568 Posts
On July 13 2009 08:26 Integra wrote: That I get turned on by kigurumi + Show Spoiler + If someone wonders what it is: I don't think anyone wanted to know that. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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Humbug
United States264 Posts
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ghermination
United States2851 Posts
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floor exercise
Canada5847 Posts
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Pawsom
United States928 Posts
On July 13 2009 09:22 floor exercise wrote: I don't want my mother to know that I did 9/11 how's that even funny | ||
SilverskY
Korea (South)3086 Posts
On July 13 2009 09:22 floor exercise wrote: I don't want my mother to know that I did 9/11 I dun even know how to respond to that... | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
how do you even do a date? "oh yeah, I did fourth of july last year." | ||
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KurtistheTurtle
United States1966 Posts
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So no fek
United States3001 Posts
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Husky
United States3362 Posts
That seems to be what all the replies are :\ | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
On July 13 2009 09:46 HuskyTheHusky wrote: The thread should just be titled 'do you masturbate/do drugs/have sex? post here!' That seems to be what all the replies are :\ I don't want my mother to know that I'm a red sox fan | ||
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Nytefish
United Kingdom4282 Posts
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floor exercise
Canada5847 Posts
On July 13 2009 09:38 Perguvious wrote: how do you even do a date? "oh yeah, I did fourth of july last year." ![[image loading]](http://i30.tinypic.com/jqp9fs.jpg) | ||
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MeriaDoKk
Chile1726 Posts
On July 13 2009 04:47 da_head wrote: that i masturbate. A LOT :3 every mother knows this xd. On topic, that I don't like what im studying | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
too many | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
On July 13 2009 10:25 Zoler wrote: Many things too many including, but not limited to, everything. | ||
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gchan
United States654 Posts
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On July 13 2009 10:17 Clasic wrote: Xnxx.com which one are you? | ||
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Zoler
Sweden6339 Posts
On July 13 2009 10:28 Perguvious wrote: including, but not limited to, everything. haha maybe I'll find the courage to post something here soon (I know many friends who posts here loll) | ||
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
On July 13 2009 10:29 gchan wrote: I don't want my mother to know that I'm not actually her child--I'm adopted. wouldn't she be the one adopting you? | ||
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Alsar
United States130 Posts
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Rebel_lion
United States271 Posts
It will suck. Yelling and such. Life is long though and you got to see the big picture. People just don't stay shocked, they usually adapt. My advice is you all try talking to your ma's. | ||
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CubEdIn
Romania5359 Posts
On July 13 2009 05:43 Chef wrote: Only so far as you have no idea your parents masturbate :O Actually when I was about 13-14 and kids were talking about masturbation, I realized that if we do it, everyone does it, parents too. I didn't know that most girls do it as often as we do until I started knowing girls in a sexual manner, and having spoken to them about it. So yeah. I'm quite sure that my parents masturbate also. If you really want to paint disturbing pictures, go for "ex-gf does it in front of current bf". See? Much better. | ||
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SK.Testie
Canada11084 Posts
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
On July 13 2009 10:42 MYM.Testie wrote: I starred as the cup in 2 girls 1 cup. wow, you're an internet sensation! | ||
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skronch
United States2717 Posts
On July 13 2009 08:45 Garnet wrote: My mom doesn't even know what is mastubate. LOL, best reply so far | ||
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Caller
Poland8075 Posts
vs. how much time i spend on tl.net | ||
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Archaic
United States4024 Posts
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Perguvious
United States1783 Posts
On July 13 2009 10:59 Archaic wrote: that I despise how she fakes being a Christian (me being a Christian myself). that...sucks | ||
Xxio
Canada5565 Posts
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Whiplash
United States2928 Posts
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Etherone
United States1898 Posts
where are all the depressing/hilarious people? | ||
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ActualSteve
United States627 Posts
EDIT: human victims | ||
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nttea
Sweden4353 Posts
On July 13 2009 12:31 ActualSteve wrote: that i take souvenirs off my female victims EDIT: human victims victims? rapist? murderer!??! | ||
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Uldin
4 Posts
i wish she would realize how much she pisses me off and how i dont like her touching my hair or my stuff (seems little but it bothers me) and how much it pisses me off that she talks to me like our dog | ||
Last Romantic
United States20661 Posts
/piglike sucking noises. | ||
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ActualSteve
United States627 Posts
On July 13 2009 12:39 Uldin wrote: not really what i dont want her to know but what i do want her to know: i wish she would realize how much she pisses me off and how i dont like her touching my hair or my stuff (seems little but it bothers me) and how much it pisses me off that she talks to me like our dog she pets you then talks to you like the pooch? at least daddy isn't mike vick | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
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Grobyc
Canada18410 Posts
that i usually jack it after she goes to bed. then a bunch of little things. | ||
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Toxiferous
United States388 Posts
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minisense
Korea (South)27 Posts
On July 13 2009 12:52 Toxiferous wrote: that i masturbated to nude pictures of her err... i didnt see that one coming :/ | ||
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ActualSteve
United States627 Posts
let's hope she didn't either | ||
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reincremate
China2213 Posts
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x89titan
Philippines1130 Posts
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spoolinoveryou
United States503 Posts
On July 13 2009 13:03 reincremate wrote: That I'm only D+ on ICCup. LOL | ||
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MuffiN
Korea (North)201 Posts
On July 13 2009 13:03 reincremate wrote: That I'm only D+ on ICCup. You failed her as a son :\ | ||
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Megalisk
United States6095 Posts
On July 13 2009 12:52 Toxiferous wrote: that i masturbated to nude pictures of her I've read alot of things in this thread, and the "one line confession thread", but this..this has to be the most...interesting. + Show Spoiler + Is your mom hot? | ||
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
On July 13 2009 14:51 Megalisk wrote: I've read alot of things in this thread, and the "one line confession thread", but this..this has to be the most...interesting. + Show Spoiler + Is your mom hot? Yeah I need some pics. Another epic thread by me of course. | ||
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jodogohoo
Canada2533 Posts
On July 13 2009 12:52 Toxiferous wrote: that i masturbated to nude pictures of her i only do that with my dad, but i wouldn't want me mom knowing that either | ||
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Luddite
United States2315 Posts
On July 13 2009 12:28 Etherone wrote: all a bunch of light weights in here. where are all the depressing/hilarious people? They're mostly on liquid poker. | ||
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Garnet
Vietnam9021 Posts
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Pape
Serbia419 Posts
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Clasic
Bosnia-Herzegovina1437 Posts
On July 13 2009 15:21 Pape wrote: I was on girls gone wild making out with a Ukranian chick in America, my dad would be so proud though Foreal? | ||
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{ToT}Strafe
Thailand7026 Posts
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Garnet
Vietnam9021 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On July 13 2009 08:58 Kennigit wrote: I wouldn't tell my mom about my thousand girlfriends Dude theres no way you had a thousand girlfriends troll | ||
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