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+ Show Spoiler +After waking up just in time to see sAviOr 2 - 0 Jangbi (on IRC at least, the stream was laggy for me), and hearing that he 2 - 0d forgg, I thought the time was right to record some facts about sAviOr.
Spoiler contains Blizzcon results, so beware.
GosuGamers wanted to interview sAviOr after Blizzcon, but they didn't have a font size big enough for the headline.
CERN wanted sAviOr to help them recreate the big bang, but then decided his muta micro caused enough disturbance already.
Obama wanted sAviOr to be his running mate, but then that would mean sAviOr vs Palin, which is kinda unfair.
NASA wanted to put sAviOr onboard the ISS, but in ground tests he broke the S, Z, H and M keys on all their keyboards.
Return of the King was originally going to be a documentary about sAviOr's return to form, but the maestro, being humble in nature, spurned Peter Jackson's advances (The Two Towers was supposed to be about his OSL/MSL wins).
You get the picture! Go go go!
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He'll be out of the top 30 soon. =/
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Those jokes are really unfunny but it looks like you tried pretty hard so I still got a chuckle out of this.
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On October 11 2008 10:36 yubee wrote:
a korean progamer
...who is addicted to whores
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On October 11 2008 10:38 Frits wrote:...who is addicted to whores
...therefore really needs the 25k
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On October 11 2008 10:36 Frits wrote:
Those jokes are really unfunny but it looks like you tried pretty hard so I still got a chuckle out of this.
seconded
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The first one was my favorite. P.S. As soon as those VoDs come out everyone who plays zerg (And everyone) should watch them. They are grand!
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They're supposed to be cheesy, that's kinda the point.
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I liked the part where savior broke the keys on the keyboard. hahaha.
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This looks like a parody of Chuck Norris jokes. Except Chuck Norris jokes are funny and cheesy. These are kinda cheesy and weak.
Sorry.
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sAviOr wanted this thread to be funny, but it wasn't. 
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LOL I thought a couple was alright. The gosugamers and the breaking the letters on the keyboard gave me a laugh
Edit: oh yea,, 25k... that is alot of whores my friends..
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On October 11 2008 10:39 Yank31 wrote:Show nested quote +On October 11 2008 10:38 Frits wrote:On October 11 2008 10:36 yubee wrote:
a korean progamer ...who is addicted to whores ...therefore really needs the 25k
....to get himself checked for std's
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On October 11 2008 10:56 Frits wrote:Show nested quote +On October 11 2008 10:39 Yank31 wrote:On October 11 2008 10:38 Frits wrote:On October 11 2008 10:36 yubee wrote:
a korean progamer ...who is addicted to whores ...therefore really needs the 25k ....to get himself checked for std's
...by some really attentive nurses
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EPT
