Funniest TL.net poster - Page 7

On January 26 2007 12:07 MYM.Testie wrote:
Proof of fakesteve's hilarity.

Read the pathetic attempt at shit talking in the MSPaint thread for best results.

On November 07 2003 10:48 bigMommA wrote:
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step 3) now put in a broken-quote in english in ur profile. pick an overused quote and turn subjects into adjetives present to passed etc; a combination of nonsense and bad grammer.
EX: "Live your life to the fullest"
becomes "life of lively to live to life of full life thx to shield battery"

On December 19 2005 18:01 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
Dad: "Oh hey hunny? Take a seat i made breakfeast for you and Henry Bigkawk."

Daughter: "One sec dad let me get a pillow, Henry went balls deep last night and i wont be able to sit for a week!"

*dad and henry high five*

Henry: "Than i cummed in her face!"

Daughter: "Yeah so hold on the syrup dad i think ive had enough sticky stuff in my face for one day!"

Mom: "Did you wear the cow girl outfit with the ass less chaps?"

Daughter: "No i went with the school girl no panties skirt look."

Dad: "Henry lay off the anal next time ok? I scrubbed her bloody underwear for a few hours yesterday and that shit still wont come out!"

*the group laughs and begins breakfeast*

You guys are right. I see nothing wrong with this at all.

On January 27 2007 12:01 VdP]DreaM wrote:
Hot_Bid ftw, "take off the ring." was awesome.

On January 27 2007 15:26 ilovezil wrote:


To this day, i do not get this quote, and I feel like i am missing out on good quality comedy. SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE!!

On January 27 2007 13:12 RtS)Night[Mare wrote:




i vote for incontrol, the post still makes me laugh :p
and honorable mention to bigmoomma inmortal quote

On January 27 2007 15:26 ilovezil wrote:


To this day, i do not get this quote, and I feel like i am missing out on good quality comedy. SOMEONE EXPLAIN THIS PLEASE!!

On January 27 2007 15:41 ilovezil wrote:


that girl in the photo gallery's hot



I think your depiction's most accurate; i actually thought this was it at first, but i doubted due to the fact that frodo only saw dead kings in that one scene in book 1.

There is a crack in my window blinds, and every time I turn around, I see an eye staring through the glass at me. I can't deal with this any longer, its making me lose games. Any opinions / comments / suggestions?

On January 27 2007 15:45 Carnac wrote:

err, it has nothing to do with that scene...

Niv)Mutal said the following

so he felt haunted by an eye, just like frodo feels haunted by the eye of sauron