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rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 00:32:37
August 27 2010 00:29 GMT
#1
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=47551

This is BY FAR the funniest thing I have ever seen. Well worth the time

I am not sure if they are professional trolls or not.But they are damn funny


EDIT: They did one on macs as well http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32383
Flash v Jaedong The finals that is ALWAYS meant to be
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
16985 Posts
August 27 2010 00:29 GMT
#2
Yeah, Landover Baptist Church is run by the same guys who do christwire.
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CagedMind
Profile Joined February 2010
United States506 Posts
August 27 2010 00:35 GMT
#3
That whole forum seems to be a troll.
your micro has been depleted
daz
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada643 Posts
August 27 2010 00:35 GMT
#4
loooool some of them must be trolling
Some eat to remember, some smash to forget. 2009msl.com
Jaw
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States274 Posts
August 27 2010 00:38 GMT
#5
+ Show Spoiler +
"Oh come on, that's hilarious. You're a gamer. How can you be possibly straight when your only sexual experience is with another man pretending to be a woman while you two cyber? For one thing that means you committed a the homosexual act of masturbation."


THIS place starting to make me mad..
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
August 27 2010 00:38 GMT
#6
Landover Baptist is one of the greatest troll sites in the history of trollage (Yes, I am using the word "troll" correctly, and all the seasoned users on Landover Baptist are in fact trolls). At one point iirc they even rivaled 4chan.
Translator:3
Lysis
Profile Joined October 2009
United States147 Posts
August 27 2010 00:39 GMT
#7
That is hilarious and definitely a troll. Kerrigan is both a witch and a vampire...interesting.
SC2: Tavyr#340 -- Razer Mamba user -- Don't trust anyone who says Terran is imba.
Qiin
Profile Joined February 2010
Australia102 Posts
August 27 2010 00:41 GMT
#8
cranky old man is actually a genius hahaha
http://adeptguild.com/ - In the rear with the gear
Confuse
Profile Joined October 2009
2238 Posts
August 27 2010 00:41 GMT
#9
HAHAHA WHAT...
If we fear what we do not understand, then why is ignorance bliss?
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
August 27 2010 00:41 GMT
#10
[image loading]

hahaa
wiesel
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany727 Posts
August 27 2010 00:42 GMT
#11
haha their whole forum seems to be a nice parody
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
August 27 2010 00:43 GMT
#12
On August 27 2010 09:35 CagedMind wrote:
That whole forum seems to be a troll.

if by "seems to be" you mean "is blatantly obvious"
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11552 Posts
August 27 2010 00:43 GMT
#13
hahaha reverend leroy jenkins pretty much sealed that it is a troll
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 00:50:02
August 27 2010 00:44 GMT
#14
I think all of them are trolls actually. What a great forum
Next to the banned icon it says "confirmed enemy of god"

edit: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=569363#post569363

This thread is probably going to be closed soon but you all should check this stuff out.
Step #2: Get a True Christian™ wife!
You have to marry a virgin True Christian™ wife. Those are not easy to find. If your father does not select one for you your Pastor can be of great help. Tithing a lot of money to your Pastor will usually increase the quality of the wife he will help you find. So be sure to tithe a lot of money! Marry a wife as young as is legally allowed where you live. Make sure she has great looks and can bake an excellent pie. Taste her pie before you marry her! Ignore retarded people babbling on about love and caring, they do not know what they are talking about!


This guy is awesome
dotFX
Profile Joined May 2010
United States131 Posts
August 27 2010 00:45 GMT
#15
Its a complete troll forum, if you guys read arround somewhere on the site it says based on the FICTIONAL church of christ or some weird shit like that. Still though its a troll forum.
Democracy is an Illusion
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
August 27 2010 00:45 GMT
#16
On August 27 2010 09:44 kNyTTyM wrote:
I think all of them are trolls actually. What a great forum
Next to the banned icon it says "confirmed enemy of god"


The "enemies of god" are trolls trolling trolls, it's pretty good.
Splunge
Profile Joined July 2008
Germany925 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 00:51:44
August 27 2010 00:45 GMT
#17
haha that forum is hilarious

"I just did some research on this abomination.

You need to build more pylons.
You need more vespene gas.

I'm 70 and what the heck does that even mean?"

"This horrible gay StarCraft II pie will completely stop innocent young boys from appreciating pie from True Christian™ ladies:"
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Moa
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States790 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 00:46:22
August 27 2010 00:45 GMT
#18
That was funny my favorite quote was this.

"I just did some research on this abomination.

You need to build more pylons.
You need more vespene gas.

I'm 70 and what the heck does that even mean? "

-Rev Leroy Jenkins
^O^
ooni
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1498 Posts
August 27 2010 00:47 GMT
#19
woah.... wait....wtf...
Is Nova a lesbian?
Hi!
EvasivE
Profile Joined July 2010
United States70 Posts
August 27 2010 00:49 GMT
#20
god damnit....
who taught these idiots how to use the internet
!
Moa
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States790 Posts
August 27 2010 00:50 GMT
#21
On August 27 2010 09:47 ooni wrote:
woah.... wait....wtf...
Is Nova a lesbian?


She is also apparently a Nazi
^O^
Glaven
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada554 Posts
August 27 2010 00:51 GMT
#22
Haha. That site is a brilliant parody. Haven't been back in so long, thanks for the reminder.
Special Tactics
Tabbris
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Bangladesh2839 Posts
August 27 2010 00:51 GMT
#23
Wow i love this site
Sverigevader
Profile Joined March 2010
Sweden388 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 00:56:58
August 27 2010 00:55 GMT
#24
I didn't know that Christians were allowed to use the internetz!

Oh btw, Nova... damn! Hot ass! Who wouldn't want to be molesterd by her!?
"I can answer this, you're just a god damn sexy mofo." http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=147829&currentpage=7#139
Gecko
Profile Joined August 2010
United States519 Posts
August 27 2010 00:58 GMT
#25
This whole site in general is hilarious!
pikezeppelin
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden27 Posts
August 27 2010 01:03 GMT
#26
I laughed so hard :D That forum is imba!
deth
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Australia1757 Posts
August 27 2010 01:05 GMT
#27
I have seriously never laughed so hard in my life. About 4 pages in this gets linked, well worth a read too: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=139607#post139607
Dark-Storm
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada334 Posts
August 27 2010 01:05 GMT
#28
OMG are these people for real. If someone doesnt believe in jesus then they are automaticly a terrorist/ talliban ROFL.

I can understand the want/ need that people have to believe in something but its not for me.
You know the world is F'ed up when people believe the first post so blindly that they believe every word without questioning the sources.

Small parts that caught my eye in the opening post

So apparently if you go on battle net an up to date photo of yourself date of birth and where you live is mandatory?????WTF no

Battle net makes the job of a rapist easier.....LOL

The game automaticly enables and forces webcams to be used.......ROFL even if they dont have one LOL

The game is designed to get everyone to use an all gay army........LOL Terran MMM lol j/k

it permotes interracial and beastiallity......Seriouly believe that

Nova is a lesbo and Kerrigan is not a witch vampire..........ROFLSTOMMPED

there is women in the game but are clearly whores.........ROFL WTF

And now blizzard is a satanic sect........IDK what to even say
I don't have Pet Peeves. I have Major psychotic Fucking Hatreds
Gentlebite
Profile Joined May 2010
United States132 Posts
August 27 2010 01:07 GMT
#29
The danger of huffing and puffing Vespene Gas
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=8189
ooni
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1498 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 01:08:25
August 27 2010 01:07 GMT
#30
I love how the trolls of interweb gathered, and laid the founding stones of that forum. Tears in my eyes... When trolling becomes so intricate, it becomes an art-form.
Hi!
Pakje
Profile Joined March 2009
Belgium288 Posts
August 27 2010 01:12 GMT
#31
that site is so amazing
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 01:14:18
August 27 2010 01:13 GMT
#32
On August 27 2010 09:45 Devanthar wrote:
haha that forum is hilarious

"I just did some research on this abomination.

You need to build more pylons.
You need more vespene gas.

I'm 70 and what the heck does that even mean?"

"This horrible gay StarCraft II pie will completely stop innocent young boys from appreciating pie from True Christian™ ladies:"
[image loading]
ITS GOTTA BE LIES, I'm pretty sure you start out with 6 drones and 2 gas in SC2

edit: and it's a cake
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
dan_dark
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Peru127 Posts
August 27 2010 01:18 GMT
#33
as a christian myself... im like wth?? what is that webpage?? i dont get it, "enemy of god" "destined to burn forever" ??

so ghandi is also going to burn as he is not christian right? BS, they are in their right to think what they want, but as a christian myself i feel offended by the landover baptistp wepage

have u read the !"101 reasons because atheist are wrong" they beleive that actually adam and eve exsisted and that noah's ark was real... most of the book of Genesis are myths of the creation of the world, good wins over bad and other stuff, others cultures have them so why not them? even my religion teacher told us that, is he going to hell too? Also, the evolution happened, but i think there was a point, where we stopped being animals and we became humans, with soul and stuff, capable of thinking and all of that

sry for the rant, its just that.. i dont know... sry rly i know this isn't the thread...i feel so.. sad, dissapointed as a christian

PS. Other think their wepage said, that the Bible was written by GodBible wasn't written by God, there weren't angels with a pen and a notebook to write the Genesis, it was written by humans INSPIRED by God, and as human they made mistakes( i think one example is about the number of legs an crokoach have)

Anyway, on SC2 topic:i dont know... they are wrong lol that's all i can say :/
BW will never die
Elegy
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1629 Posts
August 27 2010 01:20 GMT
#34
Some of you haven't gotten that the entire website is a massive parody and trolling attempt, it's not actually really Christians saying this.

awesomely funny regardless LOL
ooni
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1498 Posts
August 27 2010 01:21 GMT
#35
On August 27 2010 10:18 dan_dark wrote:
as a christian myself... im like wth?? what is that webpage?? i dont get it, "enemy of god" "destined to burn forever" ??

so ghandi is also going to burn as he is not christian right? BS, they are in their right to think what they want, but as a christian myself i feel offended by the landover baptistp wepage

have u read the !"101 reasons because atheist are wrong" they beleive that actually adam and eve exsisted and that noah's ark was real... most of the book of Genesis are myths of the creation of the world, good wins over bad and other stuff, others cultures have them so why not them? even my religion teacher told us that, is he going to hell too? Also, the evolution happened, but i think there was a point, where we stopped being animals and we became humans, with soul and stuff, capable of thinking and all of that

sry for the rant, its just that.. i dont know... sry rly i know this isn't the thread...i feel so.. sad, dissapointed as a christian

PS. Other think their wepage said, that the Bible was written by GodBible wasn't written by God, there weren't angels with a pen and a notebook to write the Genesis, it was written by humans INSPIRED by God, and as human they made mistakes( i think one example is about the number of legs an crokoach have)

Anyway, on SC2 topic:i dont know... they are wrong lol that's all i can say :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church
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boesthius
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States11637 Posts
August 27 2010 01:26 GMT
#36
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