Compilation of the most hilarious newbies doing the most retarded yet utterly stimulating moves, because you just wanna see how retarded their next actions will be.
I pretty much died watching these.
#1
First of all, the first thing they call "pimp" in this one is seeing a shuttle and mass storms storming mass drones in a FASTEST map. Yet you have no idea how the shuttle got there. Nor did you see any defense the zerg had. Then you see pure marines with about 7 scvs in a drone drill attacking 8 sunkins.
I dunno about you, but as a person coming from TL.net and doing things like that in probably 45% of my TvZ's??? Then yet again another Shot of SCV's being stormed, yet you have no idea how the shuttles got there. At least this time you can see some of the Terrans defense. Not gonna comment on the whole thing but..
*Highlight of this video: at around 1:09 This zerg lets 2 then 3 probes kill his workers, and doesn't attempt to defend himself, but instead just switches out the probes for a fresh one. Or tries to anyway. Dunno about you but I was really fucking annoyed by that.
#2
What the fuck is up with this music choice in these movies ROFL. Okay scene one shows the incredible reaction times of both players. HOLY JESUS THAT MICRO WAS SICK EH? Scene 2 just pisses me off to hell. was the terran afk these first two scenes or what?
Okay scene 3 convinces me they are playing with a set of "rules" dubbed "NR 20". One of the next scenes is with a terran with cloaked wraiths flying into a protoss base who has about fucking 20 HT and gets fucked up... ... ... OH MY FUCKING GOD STORM THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING NEWBIE. No he fucking stasis's them and then proceeds to wait till they are all unstasised to fucking COMPLETELY MISS STORMING WRAITHS THAT ARN'T EVEN MOVING.
ARUGGGGGGGGGG.
Ok next scene is what the director of the movie would like to describe as "Micro Madness" which is 1 vult killing 3 zealots with move back then attack command. Shit, If tl would put that in PP plays, we'd have to call newbies like exalted boxer.
#3
Lol, Now I like RHCP's but it makes the movie have an even more noob atmosphere because RHCP and BW does not mix. This guy has a BLAZING 30 apm and he also save time being very efficent by quereing up 3 scvs in his BGH main at once! Personally If I was one of his SCV's I'd be so fucking bored id ask a marine for some of his crack to smoke. HOLY SHIT let me improve on my already 100% godly economy with a CC thats so fucking far away that it doesn't do anything.
Make more SCVS? why the fuck would you need more that fast anyway. "Now its time to make my base!!!11". This is Star craft, which is blood shedding competitive mayhem. Not sim city. There should be no make a base, only DEMOLISH.
Nice Barracks spacing, what is this War Craft II? Lol, His next little advisory is totally enthralling, "Now its time to own some stupid half smart noobs". I say "Ditto, champ".
*Highlight of this Video: Well he owned anus and he got crappy score!
These guys have the most unique and gosu looking names ever, Savior eat your fucking heart out. I'd like to thank these players in there honor, they made my day. I'v never laughed so fucking hard, and also been so pissed at the same time with rapid sways of emotion.
Thanks to: II_MIKE_II, ICE_MAN, DESTROYER_17, and last but not least Stone-Ax.
Good Day
I SAID GOOD DAY!
Edit: Yeah I was being sarcastic 100% if you could not tell TPR FOR LYFE NIGGA's!
ah well. for all their faults, they ARE starcraft fans. Even if they're worse than ahk-gosu [progamer!], they [hopefully] appreciate the game itself. Maybe not to its full extent, but .shrug. I respect their dedication [I still laugh at them though ^^]
I've already seen enough of these to understand what you're going through. I see no reason to inflict another 3 on myself. I'll just take your word for it that they're awful.
Well Sacajawea, not everyone can be a C- on PGT like you
They are playing on like ultra ultra high latency. I don't see how he made all the barracks flash at once with the speed he can click, the marine would finish @ #1 rax before he got to last rax
im pretty happy that a lot of these people still play SC. in the first youtube video, the guy was using PPlug, or at least i could see APM Live on the top right corner. pretty neat.
On March 26 2007 20:10 Sacajawea wrote: C- ? I was B+ on PGT, and what does that have to do with these videos.
I was Olympic Rings
It has to do with every couple weeks some jackass makes some thread calling the vast majority of western hemisphere gamers newb this pathetic that....we fucking know this already, that's why there are so many FPM games on West.
On March 26 2007 19:50 Rekrul wrote: wait...WTF? people actually seriously made this? WHEN?
Oh just go on Youtube and stick in Starcraft ...
This guy made a VOD about Observer Dodge or some shitty UMS like that, and the description was like "The best Observer Dodger in the world (insert his name here) shows his skill.)" He dies like 48293580 times -_-
lmao. the first video was the best. the 2 probes beating the zerg. and he sat there doing nothing lol. then the vulture "micro" v lings into wraith. if u look closely the zerg writes "are u serious?" lololol. then the 1 bunker rush v 4 gates but instead of mining he sends probes into death and loses to one bunker. this video made me pissed two ways. 1 piss myself from laughing and 2 pissed off that they show this off calling other people noob when they have so little skill.
That scv/marine vs. sunkens. Hehehe, stacked SCV's. What a cheater!
Edit: WTF, what's with all the stacking highlights. I'm halfway through and I've seen 3 or 4 "highlights" of stacked workers. And I don't mean stacked workers as in "right click on a geyser." I mean stacked workers as in shift click a geyser and watch your stacked army attack.
On March 26 2007 20:12 Ganfei wrote: It has to do with every couple weeks some jackass makes some thread calling the vast majority of western hemisphere gamers newb this pathetic that....we fucking know this already, that's why there are so many FPM games on West.
It's not just that, it's that they call themselves so hot and they're so full of themselves that make us laugh at them. If they were just bad at the game there's nothing really funny about it, but when they think they're so amazingly pimp it's hilarious.
I just found these videos cute, the last one where he it mentioned "so in the end, we owned his anus" was funny. And him saving the replay as "OWNED NOOBS" make me crack up.
im pretty happy that a lot of these people still play SC. in the first youtube video, the guy was using PPlug, or at least i could see APM Live on the top right corner. pretty neat.
yeah respect to that :p We can't just go lol nub u don't have a video making license! that's just mean, I mean we were nubs once too :D
i thought it was actually a joke. does the youtube description say something about them being serious 'cause i find laughing hard at someone for being such an idiot on large assumption pretty stupid. like it's called newb pimp plays not pimp plays vs newbs.
On March 26 2007 20:37 Equinox_kr wrote: Does anybody know where I can find these noob clans on East? I'd like to try out, beat #1 guy, disband clan. Problem solved
On March 26 2007 20:10 CapO wrote: cute. im pretty happy that a lot of these people still play SC. in the first youtube video, the guy was using PPlug, or at least i could see APM Live on the top right corner. pretty neat.
yeah respect to that :p We can't just go lol nub u don't have a video making license! that's just mean, I mean we were nubs once too :D
Agree with both!. Besides, video number #2 is meant to be funny. I rather laugh with them than at them. Nice uploads. Glad they are adding some jingle to youtube's StarCraft growing collection.
The first and second are two of the saddest things I've ever seen. The second is okay because at least they're playing on a legitimate map. I could see noobs that don't really care about being gosu having fun with pimp plays
I just find it amusing that someone decided that these plays were worthy enough to be made into a video but it's nice to see that people are still enthusiastic about the game even if its just low level stuff.
wow i just realised that in the last one the game is 46mins long and 1 player had a really low score... so basically it was 2v1 for at least most of the game.. ART!
On March 26 2007 20:10 Sacajawea wrote: C- ? I was B+ on PGT, and what does that have to do with these videos.
I was Olympic Rings
It has to do with every couple weeks some jackass makes some thread calling the vast majority of western hemisphere gamers newb this pathetic that....we fucking know this already, that's why there are so many FPM games on West.
Actually this is good material for me. But the problem relies in the fact that Sacajawea loves to insult those he thinks are noob. I was a noob myself. So I couldnt insult someone I think is a noob. I would have said this are some fun newbie moves. And so on.
god i feel so newb i dont even know how they attacked using stacked scvs w/o the stack breaking up, ive tried every way i could think of about a year ago but the workers always unstack .. can someone explain it to me T_T
lol this brings back memories of when my friends used to go around looking for CLAN RECRUITMENT games and join their channel, then they would all be like "ok play XkillerX here he is the best in the clan man he is the bomb protoss player" and we would be like ok then someone among us schools him and back in the channel the clan starts going "oh dude we be jokin man he is actually pretty weak lol but ur in the clan now" then sometimes we get whispers from other clan members there going "dude can we join your clan?"
The best part is the reaver killing rines. Awesome. I can do stuff like that with the computer, though.
And, Sacajawea, there's at least one point where you're wrong. It does make perfect sense to add a fast CC(nexus) to build more workers. Doubles worker production speed and greatly increases income. There's no clutter - every worker under N (where N is the number of stacked crystals) is as efficient as the previous one.
Ahh found a "Clan Recruitment Game" last night ^_^, by some stupid clan ... I forget the name.
I join the game (IT WAS BGH ZOMG), Cannon cheese one guy, DT another, and basically kick the last guy's ass. My other two team members were, well, still building units -_-
I join their channel (I won't give away their name - that's plain mean if I do so) and I ask, "Is your clan leader on?" and then I wait a couple of minutes for this guy to show up. We play LT (b/c all clan leaders are pr0) and uhh ... yeah. He played Terran, and uhh ... didn't wall. I waltz into his base, GG. It was funny how stupid the guy was. I basically make a makeshift wall with the minerals, sending my Dragoon to the back, and covering the two openings with the Zealots. He drophacks me ^_^ and I go back to the channel and the guy's all like, "yo this guy is a fucking pro" and uhh ... yeah. Everybody's like "HOW CAN THIS GUY BE BETTER THAN OUR LEADER"
On March 27 2007 01:12 Raist wrote: god i feel so newb i dont even know how they attacked using stacked scvs w/o the stack breaking up, ive tried every way i could think of about a year ago but the workers always unstack .. can someone explain it to me T_T
I'm pretty sure the move is illegal. You shift click a geyser repeatedly, then a click somewhere on the map, and you're guys will enter stack mode and won't break until after they finish whatever you tell them to (ie. if you a clicked somewhere, they'll break up after they reach that spot).
I just found it funny in the first vid that half of the uber pimp gosu plays were of the guy stacking probes vs. afk goons.
I have no comment for this VOD. WHAT. THE. FUCK. ARE. YOU. THINKING. English, please -_-;;; Yes, Marines with Siege Tanks in Siege Mode with some Missile Turrets in the back. UNSTOPPABLE DEFENSE ZOMGHALP.
This isn't on FPM, but HOLY SHIT WHAT ARE YOU THINKING O_O
First video in equinox' post was TOO good. I couldn't sit through more than 2 minutes. I assume you also stopped watching after the unbeatable marine defense. If you DID sit through all of it, well I commend you for being a brave man
just watched that movie again and i just cant stop fucking cracking up when he shows his base with some twenty turrets and saying like some phd professor "this is how you build island defence"
"build empty bunkers to scare your opponent" comes in at a very close second
I thought someone already posted this here? I saw these weeks ago.
There is no way that any of these videos are serious and/or that the maker is over 12 years old.
On March 26 2007 19:36 Sacajawea wrote:
Then you see pure marines with about 7 scvs in a drone drill attacking 8 sunkins.
*Highlight of this video: at around 1:09 This zerg lets 2 then 3 probes kill his workers, and doesn't attempt to defend himself, but instead just switches out the probes for a fresh one. Or tries to anyway. Dunno about you but I was really fucking annoyed by that.
HOLY SHIT let me improve on my already 100% godly economy with a CC thats so fucking far away that it doesn't do anything.
Thats more like 20+ SCV Using the stack/attack exploit and its more than 8 'sunken'.
The probe attacks killed a bunch of drones and he didn't lose his probes. I don't understand how you didn't understand that?
You make another CC to double your scv pumping and also to build a scanner. What the hell are you talking about?
What did you expect to find when you typed 'pimp' anyways?
I just watched them all. Hilarious and sad the same time. "Now its time to make my base and own some n00b." The guy in the 3rd vid from Equinox wasn't TOO bad actually.
Massive tank/scv drop was cool. Report: Fastest map, t vs z. T goes in with mass dropship, dmatrix on one or two dropships. Flies from 5 to 7(long flight)! Sieges right after landing and surrounds tanks with buildings (scvs!), pretty amazing. In the same way as no keyboard play, it shows another level of bw gameplay: turn based game.
AHAHAHA I reeally laughed my ass of when watching the video number two :D
Imho its a work of real genius that is trying to get into comedy.
Hillarious and funny indeed, really thanks for posting. That Stasis thing and my life for aiur are gold :DDD
EDIT: Omfg I almost fell from my chair watching last one :D This equals Ali-G in his better sketches, 'Here comes my crappy score' And he starts to SLOWLY circle around his unit score while changing the bars to resources and circling SLOWLY again'
my favorite video was the 1minute30second one of ultralisks killing a protoss base in slow motion
he has like 3 control groups of ultralisks and the toss (or computer) had like 1 or 2 gates? and it was just 90 seconds of the ultras destroying buildings set to the red alert pump up music
On March 27 2007 14:00 Hot_Bid wrote: my favorite video was the 1minute30second one of ultralisks killing a protoss base in slow motion
he has like 3 control groups of ultralisks and the toss (or computer) had like 1 or 2 gates? and it was just 90 seconds of the ultras destroying buildings set to the red alert pump up music
On March 27 2007 13:34 CTStalker wrote: god you guys are pretentious sometimes, there's nothing sad about it. if they enjoy fmp and movies about fmp, let 'em enjoy it.
It's not about them playing fastest. It's about them being bad. Though if you replace "fmp" with "being bad," I suppose your post still makes a lot of sense.
On March 27 2007 13:34 CTStalker wrote: god you guys are pretentious sometimes, there's nothing sad about it. if they enjoy fmp and movies about fmp, let 'em enjoy it.
It's not about them playing fastest. It's about them being bad. Though if you replace "fmp" with "being bad," I suppose your post still makes a lot of sense.
Lol...
So who the fuck asked you to watch the movie? An FPM person didn't make it for you, they made it for FPM players. They didn't ask for your approval nor brag to you about it.
the guy in the zealot rush is playing against the computer... notice toggle terrain button instead of the alliances button... and says gg at the end? lol?
On March 27 2007 13:34 CTStalker wrote: god you guys are pretentious sometimes, there's nothing sad about it. if they enjoy fmp and movies about fmp, let 'em enjoy it.
It's not about them playing fastest. It's about them being bad. Though if you replace "fmp" with "being bad," I suppose your post still makes a lot of sense.
Lol...
So who the fuck asked you to watch the movie? An FPM person didn't make it for you, they made it for FPM players. They didn't ask for your approval nor brag to you about it.
Hey
Its funny to us because we know better
I don't give a shit what you think about it, stop fucking up this thread.
On March 27 2007 11:55 CharlieMurphy wrote: I thought someone already posted this here? I saw these weeks ago.
There is no way that any of these videos are serious and/or that the maker is over 12 years old.
Yes, these videos are serious and I believe the maker is in his late teens, early twenties. If I'm correct they were made by the SCD Money map community. Don't laugh to much, they might get offended, they think they are "good" at StarCraft...
I think it's their all star tournament montage... It's a good laugh. I'm going to go watch Nada - Master of puppets now. The first video anyway, I hadn't seen the other two before.
i think its pretty nice movies.. now you all pretend to be oh so good but i bet you were all the same as newbs so np... oh and song 1 rocks -_- have to agree the music in 2 sucks tho.. but just because RHCP is popular doesnt make it the only good song +_+
Anyways, I was hoping to find some MSL Survivor VODs, being that I missed pretty much ALL of them -_-
I instead found these ... although the first one isn't TOO bad.
WTF IS UP WITH THIS GUY - HE THINKS THAT DARK SWARM IS SOMETHING AMAZING - SOMETHING AMAZING ENOUGH TO ZOOM IN ON ZOMG
Wasn't a guy named FireBatLover a part of TL.net at one point? Cause he made a good point. I felt better right after reading his comment.
And this ... this ... is just ... -_-;;; He made his own custom map and it's the most retarded thing I've ever seen in my life. PLAY A FUCKING UMS OR SOMETHING, JESUS. PLAYING "T" V "Z" ON RETARDEDLY SLOW SPEED DOESN'T MAKE YOU A PRO OR SOMETHING.
And this guy didn't even bother recording with a full fucking screen. I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR RECYCLE BIN IDIOT. Remember that German kid who fucking flips out because he's losing at some game (forgot where YouTube VOD was, though :-/)? Yeah, I was basically doing that, only I was yelling, "WTF ARE YOU DOING YOU'RE A FUCKING MORON"
Yea those "highlights" were pretty pathetic. His godly vulture micro was just attack move, and even patrol vulture dance is super easy for anyone who has every played ums.
The only play that wasn't entirely pathetic was the tank micro.
On March 27 2007 21:40 lil.sis wrote: the guy in the zealot rush is playing against the computer... notice toggle terrain button instead of the alliances button... and says gg at the end? lol?
I always say gg after I beat the computer so the computers will remember me kindly when they take over the earth.
Its also good practice in case i ever win a game against an actual human.
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