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rel
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Guam3521 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-26 10:38:31
March 26 2007 10:36 GMT
#1
Compilation of the most hilarious newbies doing the most retarded yet utterly stimulating moves, because you just wanna see how retarded their next actions will be.

I pretty much died watching these.



#1


First of all, the first thing they call "pimp" in this one is seeing a shuttle and mass storms storming mass drones in a FASTEST map. Yet you have no idea how the shuttle got there. Nor did you see any defense the zerg had. Then you see pure marines with about 7 scvs in a drone drill attacking 8 sunkins.

I dunno about you, but as a person coming from TL.net and doing things like that in probably 45% of my TvZ's??? Then yet again another Shot of SCV's being stormed, yet you have no idea how the shuttles got there. At least this time you can see some of the Terrans defense. Not gonna comment on the whole thing but..

*Highlight of this video: at around 1:09 This zerg lets 2 then 3 probes kill his workers, and doesn't attempt to defend himself, but instead just switches out the probes for a fresh one. Or tries to anyway. Dunno about you but I was really fucking annoyed by that.

#2


What the fuck is up with this music choice in these movies ROFL. Okay scene one shows the incredible reaction times of both players. HOLY JESUS THAT MICRO WAS SICK EH?
Scene 2 just pisses me off to hell. was the terran afk these first two scenes or what?

Okay scene 3 convinces me they are playing with a set of "rules" dubbed "NR 20". One of the next scenes is with a terran with cloaked wraiths flying into a protoss base who has about fucking 20 HT and gets fucked up... ... ... OH MY FUCKING GOD STORM THAT SHIT YOU FUCKING NEWBIE. No he fucking stasis's them and then proceeds to wait till they are all unstasised to fucking COMPLETELY MISS STORMING WRAITHS THAT ARN'T EVEN MOVING.

ARUGGGGGGGGGG.

Ok next scene is what the director of the movie would like to describe as "Micro Madness" which is 1 vult killing 3 zealots with move back then attack command. Shit, If tl would put that in PP plays, we'd have to call newbies like exalted boxer.

#3



Lol, Now I like RHCP's but it makes the movie have an even more noob atmosphere because RHCP and BW does not mix.
This guy has a BLAZING 30 apm and he also save time being very efficent by quereing up 3 scvs in his BGH main at once!
Personally If I was one of his SCV's I'd be so fucking bored id ask a marine for some of his crack to smoke. HOLY SHIT let me improve on my already 100% godly economy with a CC thats so fucking far away that it doesn't do anything.

Make more SCVS? why the fuck would you need more that fast anyway. "Now its time to make my base!!!11". This is Star craft, which is blood shedding competitive mayhem. Not sim city. There should be no make a base, only DEMOLISH.

Nice Barracks spacing, what is this War Craft II?
Lol, His next little advisory is totally enthralling, "Now its time to own some stupid half smart noobs". I say "Ditto, champ".

*Highlight of this Video: Well he owned anus and he got crappy score!

These guys have the most unique and gosu looking names ever, Savior eat your fucking heart out. I'd like to thank these players in there honor, they made my day. I'v never laughed so fucking hard, and also been so pissed at the same time with rapid sways of emotion.

Thanks to: II_MIKE_II, ICE_MAN, DESTROYER_17, and last but not least Stone-Ax.

Good Day

I SAID GOOD DAY!

Edit: Yeah I was being sarcastic 100% if you could not tell
TPR FOR LYFE NIGGA's!
I'll tank push my way into her heart. ☮♥&$!
Detonate
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
Iceland578 Posts
March 26 2007 10:45 GMT
#2
so....epic....

foaming...at...the..mouth...

vulture killing 3 zealots then they were like HOLY SHIT MICRO MADNESS ...lol. man that was the stupidest shit ever T_T
inept @ west always up for TMM and 1vs1. TLT3 goGOgOG
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
March 26 2007 10:50 GMT
#3
wait...WTF? people actually seriously made this? WHEN?
why so 진지해?
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 26 2007 10:57 GMT
#4
hahahahahah
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27174 Posts
March 26 2007 10:57 GMT
#5
I like the mouse only play of the third guy.
ModeratorGodfather
Last Romantic
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States20665 Posts
March 26 2007 10:58 GMT
#6
T-T

ah well. for all their faults, they ARE starcraft fans. Even if they're worse than ahk-gosu [progamer!], they [hopefully] appreciate the game itself. Maybe not to its full extent, but .shrug. I respect their dedication [I still laugh at them though ^^]
ㅋㄲㅈㅁ
KwarK
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States44050 Posts
March 26 2007 11:01 GMT
#7
I've already seen enough of these to understand what you're going through. I see no reason to inflict another 3 on myself. I'll just take your word for it that they're awful.
ModeratorThe angels have the phone box
hrmM
Profile Joined November 2005
United States210 Posts
March 26 2007 11:04 GMT
#8
i think that guy used more speed in saving the replay than actually playing, he actually used the keyboard for once hahas ::enter::
sMi.hrmM 勇气
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
March 26 2007 11:07 GMT
#9
that last video at 1:10 i was thinking he was going to kill himself?
Ganfei1
Profile Joined January 2007
China667 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-26 11:11:49
March 26 2007 11:07 GMT
#10
Well Sacajawea, not everyone can be a C- on PGT like you

They are playing on like ultra ultra high latency. I don't see how he made all the barracks flash at once with the speed he can click, the marine would finish @ #1 rax before he got to last rax

edit: Btw, FPM is not BGH
She prayed for me because she believed I was blind to sin, wanting me to kneel and pray too, because people to whom sin is just a matter of words, to them salvation is just words too.
rel
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Guam3521 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-26 11:12:28
March 26 2007 11:10 GMT
#11
C- ? I was B+ on PGT, and what does that have to do with these videos.

Edit: please don't derail my thread, I post this in celebrating the essence of SC at the lowest level. GOD BLESS AMERICA
I'll tank push my way into her heart. ☮♥&$!
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
March 26 2007 11:10 GMT
#12
cute.

im pretty happy that a lot of these people still play SC.
in the first youtube video, the guy was using PPlug, or at least i could see
APM Live on the top right corner. pretty neat.
SNSD fan
Ganfei1
Profile Joined January 2007
China667 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-26 11:12:54
March 26 2007 11:12 GMT
#13
On March 26 2007 20:10 Sacajawea wrote:
C- ? I was B+ on PGT, and what does that have to do with these videos.


I was Olympic Rings

It has to do with every couple weeks some jackass makes some thread calling the vast majority of western hemisphere gamers newb this pathetic that....we fucking know this already, that's why there are so many FPM games on West.
She prayed for me because she believed I was blind to sin, wanting me to kneel and pray too, because people to whom sin is just a matter of words, to them salvation is just words too.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 26 2007 11:13 GMT
#14
Ganfei this thread is pretty funny why don't you shut the fuck up
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Sigrun
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1655 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-26 11:15:22
March 26 2007 11:14 GMT
#15
Wow... I know these people from video 2. I've played with them on Hamachi. x_x
Graphics
Sigrun
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1655 Posts
March 26 2007 11:15 GMT
#16
Wow... I know these people. I've played with them on Hamachi. x_x
Graphics
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
March 26 2007 11:16 GMT
#17
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=45678

god sacajawea u n00000b, havent you heard of nexus clan?
Legalize drugs and murder.
greatmeh
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1964 Posts
March 26 2007 11:16 GMT
#18
ROFL
those videos were so funny its art
i especially liked the last one
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
March 26 2007 11:17 GMT
#19
GHIN DONT TROLL
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
March 26 2007 11:19 GMT
#20
Why did you made me waste my team? Why do you hate me so much?
I'll call Nada.
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