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mrdx
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Vietnam1555 Posts
March 26 2007 11:26 GMT
#21
Come on, they're just having fun with Starcraft. No game could live without newbeginners.
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Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
March 26 2007 11:29 GMT
#22
On March 26 2007 19:50 Rekrul wrote:
wait...WTF? people actually seriously made this? WHEN?


Oh just go on Youtube and stick in Starcraft ...

This guy made a VOD about Observer Dodge or some shitty UMS like that, and the description was like "The best Observer Dodger in the world (insert his name here) shows his skill.)" He dies like 48293580 times -_-
^-^
lil.sis
Profile Blog Joined March 2005
China4650 Posts
March 26 2007 11:29 GMT
#23
best part was the last guy manually silencing digital sounds instead of using CTRL+S
好好喝喝天天快乐
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
March 26 2007 11:33 GMT
#24
On March 26 2007 20:29 lil.sis wrote:
best part was the last guy manually silencing digital sounds instead of using CTRL+S


I think all the things featured there were bad.

The ideology on Fastest = down the drain.
^-^
Equinox_kr
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States7395 Posts
March 26 2007 11:37 GMT
#25
Does anybody know where I can find these noob clans on East? I'd like to try out, beat #1 guy, disband clan. Problem solved
^-^
king_zork
Profile Joined December 2006
United States32 Posts
March 26 2007 12:04 GMT
#26
lmao. the first video was the best. the 2 probes beating the zerg. and he sat there doing nothing lol. then the vulture "micro" v lings into wraith. if u look closely the zerg writes "are u serious?" lololol. then the 1 bunker rush v 4 gates but instead of mining he sends probes into death and loses to one bunker. this video made me pissed two ways. 1 piss myself from laughing and 2 pissed off that they show this off calling other people noob when they have so little skill.
protoss is real mans race
Purind
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
Canada3562 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-26 12:19:35
March 26 2007 12:15 GMT
#27
That scv/marine vs. sunkens. Hehehe, stacked SCV's. What a cheater!

Edit: WTF, what's with all the stacking highlights. I'm halfway through and I've seen 3 or 4 "highlights" of stacked workers. And I don't mean stacked workers as in "right click on a geyser." I mean stacked workers as in shift click a geyser and watch your stacked army attack.
Trucy Wright is hot
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
March 26 2007 12:22 GMT
#28
That version of Snoop Dogg and Kribys Land music is pwnt. lol
Use it or lose it
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
March 26 2007 12:33 GMT
#29
On March 26 2007 20:12 Ganfei wrote:
It has to do with every couple weeks some jackass makes some thread calling the vast majority of western hemisphere gamers newb this pathetic that....we fucking know this already, that's why there are so many FPM games on West.


It's not just that, it's that they call themselves so hot and they're so full of themselves that make us laugh at them. If they were just bad at the game there's nothing really funny about it, but when they think they're so amazingly pimp it's hilarious.
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
Lycaeus
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
United States1420 Posts
March 26 2007 12:34 GMT
#30
I just found these videos cute, the last one where he it mentioned "so in the end, we owned his anus" was funny. And him saving the replay as "OWNED NOOBS" make me crack up.
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
March 26 2007 12:46 GMT
#31
On March 26 2007 20:10 CapO wrote:
cute.

im pretty happy that a lot of these people still play SC.
in the first youtube video, the guy was using PPlug, or at least i could see
APM Live on the top right corner. pretty neat.


yeah respect to that :p
We can't just go lol nub u don't have a video making license!
that's just mean, I mean we were nubs once too :D
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zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
March 26 2007 12:47 GMT
#32
i thought it was actually a joke. does the youtube description say something about them being serious 'cause i find laughing hard at someone for being such an idiot on large assumption pretty stupid. like it's called newb pimp plays not pimp plays vs newbs.
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 26 2007 12:51 GMT
#33
On March 26 2007 20:37 Equinox_kr wrote:
Does anybody know where I can find these noob clans on East? I'd like to try out, beat #1 guy, disband clan. Problem solved


My friends and I used to have a hobby of this.
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bine
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States2352 Posts
March 26 2007 13:05 GMT
#34
Please don't use the N word.
roadrunner_sc
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States1220 Posts
March 26 2007 13:07 GMT
#35
Ahaha nice man.
Funniest comments I've read in a long time.
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Physician *
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States4146 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-26 13:20:18
March 26 2007 13:12 GMT
#36
On March 26 2007 21:46 evanthebouncy~ wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 26 2007 20:10 CapO wrote: cute. im pretty happy that a lot of these people still play SC. in the first youtube video, the guy was using PPlug, or at least i could see
APM Live on the top right corner. pretty neat.
yeah respect to that :p
We can't just go lol nub u don't have a video making license!
that's just mean, I mean we were nubs once too :D

Agree with both!. Besides, video number #2 is meant to be funny. I rather laugh with them than at them. Nice uploads. Glad they are adding some jingle to youtube's StarCraft growing collection.
"I have beheld the births of negative-suns and borne witness to the entropy of entire realities...."
Remmargorp
Profile Joined February 2007
United States28 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-03-26 13:40:36
March 26 2007 13:39 GMT
#37
Fastest money...home of teh n00bz. I'm glad I was never like that (money map player lofl smart ass)
Seraphim
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States4467 Posts
March 26 2007 13:55 GMT
#38
I played Derekstiles (guy who made 2nd vid) on luna

he sucks....hard
Hermes | Bisu[Shield] Fighting~!
sweatpants
Profile Joined April 2006
United States940 Posts
March 26 2007 14:08 GMT
#39
The first and second are two of the saddest things I've ever seen. The second is okay because at least they're playing on a legitimate map. I could see noobs that don't really care about being gosu having fun with pimp plays
Perfect. Plays low-econ, high-econ, plays orthodox, plays funky, plays Mozart, plays Run-DMC. Micro, macro, strategy, management, fundamentals, and balls the size of Brazil. He plays Zerg the way the Xel Naga intended - like a ball of mercury. -HonestTea
EGLzGaMeR
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
United States1867 Posts
March 26 2007 14:27 GMT
#40
rofl... these brought a nice big smile to my face "NOW ITS TIME TO BUILD MY BASE" ... "30 min later.. kid got 8 rax" lol!!

nice thread
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