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I'm a big fan of starcraft and poetry. what would be cool to have? progamers that knows the holy bible of SC writing poetry. I suspect guys like Boxer, Yellow, Reach, Nada, Xellos, and Ra would've wrote a poem progaming related at one time or another.
Especially Ra, just look at the guy with his intelligent glasses. In a tribute to Ra, I'll make a feeble attempt of writing a poem about him in his own view:
Ra.
rA it is, Ra it is neigh..
as rA as a living cow
as rA as a fresh egg from a chicken
that's who I am.
Powerful, yet I hide behind my close lipped, glassed face with subtlety.
The Gods of Auir has abandoned me for my radical doings,
but they can't appreciate the beauty of my moves.
My zealots are synchronized ballets,
and my dragoons are dance partners,
mine..
mine..
How can they appreciate my radical Build Orders?
they cannot..
A day shall come, and I will rise above the Gods of Auir
For Nal, I am in the womb of a scarab.
Protecting me from evil men, and the screeching noise of live bats.
For Nal.. I will be in your nightmares, living under a my cold marbled desk, cloaked by the powers of my Arbiters
For one day, I shall rAor I shall rise through the open sunset, bloom into a field of cannons!
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i think i better make a post in the "Ever cried thanks to StarCraft?" thread...
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i think it is nice to see that even in our sc community there are people interested in poetry
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On February 23 2005 07:23 NonY wrote:
i think i better make a post in the "Ever cried thanks to StarCraft?" thread...
naa... i don't think so, it's a very good job...
Thx for sharing it with us, maybe u can do something with Garimto too ^^
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cool reading, nony fuck of ey?
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Canada9720 Posts
There once was a bear from zaire,
his poetry from me did incite tears,
he should have been flamed,
why isn't he ashamed?
They embraced this bear from zaire.
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wow you guys are fucking idiots, learn to read
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On February 23 2005 07:39 RedAreStupid. wrote:
cool reading, nony fuck of ey?
his replied referred to the fact that the poem made him cry -,- gj dumbshit
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On February 23 2005 07:23 NonY wrote:
i think i better make a post in the "Ever cried thanks to StarCraft?" thread...
beautiful post
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HnR)hT
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On February 23 2005 07:26 iD.Surv wrote:
i think it is nice to see that even in our sc community there are people interested in poetry
I disagree, poetry is an enormous waste of time.
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On February 23 2005 09:54 travis wrote:
i found that hilarious
it was!
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Oh god, I don't mean to flame you or anything. But I've read so much fucking poetry in school, and I'm tired of it. I thought I wouldn't have to see any poetry here =(
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On February 23 2005 07:23 NonY wrote:
i think i better make a post in the "Ever cried thanks to StarCraft?" thread...
lol that poem was pretty good 
usually i read poems from people and i just cry cuz they suck, but this one made me cry cuz it was so wonderfull!!
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Braavos36390 Posts
i have a poem, it borrows a little from the rapper ludacris:
scv starts to build
another one can't until
the first one decides to go
my annoyance starts to grow
i can't build there!
you can't build there!
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
i wanna place my rax bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
my fac needs a shop bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
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On February 23 2005 12:37 Hot_Bid wrote:
i have a poem, it borrows a little from the rapper ludacris:
scv starts to build
another one can't until
the first one decides to go
my annoyance starts to grow
i can't build there!
you can't build there!
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
i wanna place my rax bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
my fac needs a shop bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
haha I wouldn't have thought you writing the refrain 10x over would have made it any funnier, but it defintely did.
And I feel like I'm missing something.... Is this original poem a joke that I just haven't caught onto yet? Or are people seriously complimenting that poem?
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Braavos36390 Posts
seriously, 50% of why i don't play terran is because the scvs block buildings
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silly probe
you are attacking
ultralisk.
Didn't check syllables. But the concept remains.
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i never really got english poetry, there's nothign pretty about it to me
seems like just random babble
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