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I'm a big fan of starcraft and poetry. what would be cool to have? progamers that knows the holy bible of SC writing poetry. I suspect guys like Boxer, Yellow, Reach, Nada, Xellos, and Ra would've wrote a poem progaming related at one time or another.
Especially Ra, just look at the guy with his intelligent glasses. In a tribute to Ra, I'll make a feeble attempt of writing a poem about him in his own view:
Ra.
rA it is, Ra it is neigh..
as rA as a living cow
as rA as a fresh egg from a chicken
that's who I am.
Powerful, yet I hide behind my close lipped, glassed face with subtlety.
The Gods of Auir has abandoned me for my radical doings,
but they can't appreciate the beauty of my moves.
My zealots are synchronized ballets,
and my dragoons are dance partners,
mine..
mine..
How can they appreciate my radical Build Orders?
they cannot..
A day shall come, and I will rise above the Gods of Auir
For Nal, I am in the womb of a scarab.
Protecting me from evil men, and the screeching noise of live bats.
For Nal.. I will be in your nightmares, living under a my cold marbled desk, cloaked by the powers of my Arbiters
For one day, I shall rAor I shall rise through the open sunset, bloom into a field of cannons!
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i think i better make a post in the "Ever cried thanks to StarCraft?" thread...
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i think it is nice to see that even in our sc community there are people interested in poetry
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On February 23 2005 07:23 NonY wrote:
i think i better make a post in the "Ever cried thanks to StarCraft?" thread...
naa... i don't think so, it's a very good job...
Thx for sharing it with us, maybe u can do something with Garimto too ^^
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cool reading, nony fuck of ey?
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Canada9720 Posts
There once was a bear from zaire,
his poetry from me did incite tears,
he should have been flamed,
why isn't he ashamed?
They embraced this bear from zaire.
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wow you guys are fucking idiots, learn to read
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On February 23 2005 07:39 RedAreStupid. wrote:
cool reading, nony fuck of ey?
his replied referred to the fact that the poem made him cry -,- gj dumbshit
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On February 23 2005 07:23 NonY wrote:
i think i better make a post in the "Ever cried thanks to StarCraft?" thread...
beautiful post
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HnR)hT
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On February 23 2005 07:26 iD.Surv wrote:
i think it is nice to see that even in our sc community there are people interested in poetry
I disagree, poetry is an enormous waste of time.
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On February 23 2005 09:54 travis wrote:
i found that hilarious
it was!
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Oh god, I don't mean to flame you or anything. But I've read so much fucking poetry in school, and I'm tired of it. I thought I wouldn't have to see any poetry here =(
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On February 23 2005 07:23 NonY wrote:
i think i better make a post in the "Ever cried thanks to StarCraft?" thread...
lol that poem was pretty good 
usually i read poems from people and i just cry cuz they suck, but this one made me cry cuz it was so wonderfull!!
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Braavos36402 Posts
i have a poem, it borrows a little from the rapper ludacris:
scv starts to build
another one can't until
the first one decides to go
my annoyance starts to grow
i can't build there!
you can't build there!
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
i wanna place my rax bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
my fac needs a shop bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
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On February 23 2005 12:37 Hot_Bid wrote:
i have a poem, it borrows a little from the rapper ludacris:
scv starts to build
another one can't until
the first one decides to go
my annoyance starts to grow
i can't build there!
you can't build there!
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
i wanna place my rax bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
my fac needs a shop bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
haha I wouldn't have thought you writing the refrain 10x over would have made it any funnier, but it defintely did.
And I feel like I'm missing something.... Is this original poem a joke that I just haven't caught onto yet? Or are people seriously complimenting that poem?
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Braavos36402 Posts
seriously, 50% of why i don't play terran is because the scvs block buildings
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silly probe
you are attacking
ultralisk.
Didn't check syllables. But the concept remains.
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i never really got english poetry, there's nothign pretty about it to me
seems like just random babble
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On February 23 2005 12:37 Hot_Bid wrote:
i have a poem, it borrows a little from the rapper ludacris:
scv starts to build
another one can't until
the first one decides to go
my annoyance starts to grow
i can't build there!
you can't build there!
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
i wanna place my rax bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
my fac needs a shop bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
hahahah.
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joke? =/
nice hot_bid lol
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some of you seriously need to get a gf
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wow this is weird its like...
boxer
cheeser
bunker
car crash
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On February 23 2005 12:37 Hot_Bid wrote:
i have a poem, it borrows a little from the rapper ludacris:
scv starts to build
another one can't until
the first one decides to go
my annoyance starts to grow
i can't build there!
you can't build there!
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
i wanna place my rax bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
my fac needs a shop bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
ROFlMAO, u made my day lol
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i thought this was all fucking funny lol
My fac needs a shop bitch
lol!
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wow hot_big that was hilarious
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this is a poetry thingy on the progamer ohthatdang
ohthatdang sitting on his chair
oh whats this he doesnt care
ohthatdang writes with passion
but in the end hes just button mashin
trying to get to poetry think to rhyme yes
but in the end he tries his best
forget nal ra boxer garimto or even yellow
stay with the ohthatdang flow
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This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen in my life. Somethingawful needs to see this.
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Braavos36402 Posts
rebanned is just jealous because he can't write poetry
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Im the devil
and I'm here to say
I'm the evilest rapper
in the U.S.A.
Yeah bitch, you like that. Rap battle time.
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Lol --; just admit hot_bid is like really funny or atleast did a really funny post =P
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On February 23 2005 11:58 EAGER-beaver wrote:Show nested quote +On February 23 2005 07:26 iD.Surv wrote:
i think it is nice to see that even in our sc community there are people interested in poetry I disagree, poetry is an enormous waste of time.
Sorry disagree... Why are you listening to musics then ? For me and many of ppl it could be really good to read.
Everything is beautiful when used in proper words.
At least, if you don't find it interesting, there are many girls who love it.
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Canada9720 Posts
On February 23 2005 17:27 ReBanned wrote:
This is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen in my life. Somethingawful needs to see this.
Yeah, they'd have a field day with it. thousands of their forum goons would sign up here and post nonstop pics of goatse, and destroy all of tl's bandwidth.
it's funny when it happens to livejournal sites about furries, though.
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On February 23 2005 12:37 Hot_Bid wrote:
i have a poem, it borrows a little from the rapper ludacris:
scv starts to build
another one can't until
the first one decides to go
my annoyance starts to grow
i can't build there!
you can't build there!
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
i wanna place my rax bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
my fac needs a shop bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
ROFL
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On February 23 2005 12:37 Hot_Bid wrote:
i have a poem, it borrows a little from the rapper ludacris:
scv starts to build
another one can't until
the first one decides to go
my annoyance starts to grow
i can't build there!
you can't build there!
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
i wanna place my rax bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
my fac needs a shop bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
ROFLMAO
This one was great.
More?
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...this is pretty sad....it gives the phrase "get a life" new meanings........
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guess whos back
back again
rekrul's back
tell a friend
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
ok thats all i felt like writing
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On February 24 2005 09:45 SS-guy wrote:
guess whos back
back again
rekrul's back
tell a friend
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
guess whos back
ok thats all i felt like writing
lol^^
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On February 23 2005 12:27 SojT wrote:Show nested quote +On February 23 2005 07:23 NonY wrote:
i think i better make a post in the "Ever cried thanks to StarCraft?" thread... lol that poem was pretty good usually i read poems from people and i just cry cuz they suck, but this one made me cry cuz it was so wonderfull!!
lol he edited his post rofl, and yea fuck of okey?
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On February 23 2005 19:01 ReBanned wrote:
Im the devil
and I'm here to say
I'm the evilest rapper
in the U.S.A.
Yeah bitch, you like that. Rap battle time.
if you are the devil then im the angel
im that bright guy in your way
stomping on your head like michelangelo
making u wished u had pray
ohhh what now bitch
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I'd prefer Starcrat Haikus...
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i wish the spawning pool costed 150
cuz zealots tend to rape me
i try to stack burrow to 1 ling
so when i unburrow the toss gains his ping
but in the end i end up losing
yea this poem sux, time to go boozing
(30 seconds, flame me)
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Hahahah Hot_Bid that was awesome
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On March 01 2005 18:09 tKd_ wrote:
i wish the spawning pool costed 150
cuz zealots tend to rape me
i try to stack burrow to 1 ling
so when i unburrow the toss gains his ping
but in the end i end up losing
yea this poem sux, time to go boozing
(30 seconds, flame me)
dont go boozing
if your losing
thats the road most depresshionist are choosing
just go for a walk
or just talk
its just a game, man
dont be ashamed, man
just go to blizzard, man
and hit them on the head to get, ban
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Canada3819 Posts
On February 24 2005 08:39 RaiZ wrote:Show nested quote +On February 23 2005 11:58 EAGER-beaver wrote:On February 23 2005 07:26 iD.Surv wrote:
i think it is nice to see that even in our sc community there are people interested in poetry I disagree, poetry is an enormous waste of time. Sorry disagree... Why are you listening to musics then ? For me and many of ppl it could be really good to read. Everything is beautiful when used in proper words. At least, if you don't find it interesting, there are many girls who love it.
And he's French, so he knows about this shit. :D Haha.
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I wasted my life
Playing StarCraft instead of
Finding a real job
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wanna be my medic?
you sure are pathetic
watch out for the lurker spines
if you want to remain fine
you wanna piece of me?
poem is over so
just FLAME!
30sec thingy also here t_T
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Canada3819 Posts
These ghost motherfuckers act so hardcore,
"Someone call for an exterminator?"
As they come out the door.
Gonna go to my rax and tap: G, G, G,
Watch those hoes roll out, 1, 2, 3.
Gonna send them all over the map,
Watch them all fall into my trap,
'Cause what they don't know,
Is my vults are go,
Watch those bitches hit the floor, (said flo)
Like they just don't know.
Back at my base SCVs are raisin' major shit,
So I look them square in the eye and start to spit,
Yo, motherfuckers, let me tell you this,
I'm the boss, the king, don't give me shit (fools)
Gonna right-click, left-click, right click, left,
Gonna press F10 and quit and wonder why the fuck I'm writing a rap about a fucking game.
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I had a gg on lt
t v z & i was t
t @ 12 & z @ 3
bsb v 11 hatch'ry
out i go & sunk i c
I run threw, then he rue:
"bm" "hacker" "lets redo"
"sorry no re"
I had a gg on lt
-> btw, The flow of the poetry should reflect the flow of the game (for you less adapt to poetics)
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Canada9720 Posts
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lol, nice stuff 
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On March 01 2005 23:51 Smurg wrote:
And he's French, so he knows about this shit. :D Haha.
Ur argument about the frenchies make your statement even worse. I won't comment anymore there.
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Its a one on one
Marine's havin some fun
Shooting down the lings
Blowing smoke from his gun
Till a zealot comes
"Oh snap, I'm done"
Nothing to do bout these things
Zealots got so much armor, a ton
Now he can't help but run
He stims to get him unstunned
But a flanking zealot slices him, SHING!
Now his gross corpse is shunned
-_- that was gay.
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Canada9720 Posts
I was gaming on Bifrost,
things were going my way,
I was about to attack,
I gave the zealots the 'ok'
Then out of the gloom,
from the zergs base ahead,
came the advent of my doom,
mutas instead!
I had expected hydras,
my scout had me betrayed,
and now i run to my base,
as my zealots are flayed.
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On March 02 2005 08:53 12345 wrote:
I had a gg on lt
t v z & i was t
t @ 12 & z @ 3
bsb v 11 hatch'ry
out i go & sunk i c
I run threw, then he rue:
"bm" "hacker" "lets redo"
"sorry no re"
I had a gg on lt
-> btw, The flow of the poetry should reflect the flow of the game (for you less adapt to poetics)
LOL I'm sure that's happend to many a person on this site. 
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Canada3819 Posts
On March 02 2005 09:35 RaiZ wrote:Show nested quote +On March 01 2005 23:51 Smurg wrote:
And he's French, so he knows about this shit. :D Haha. Ur argument about the frenchies make your statement even worse. I won't comment anymore there.
?
I have no argument about the French. :/
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On February 23 2005 07:18 Care Bear from wrote:
I'm a big fan of starcraft and poetry. what would be cool to have? progamers that knows the holy bible of SC writing poetry. I suspect guys like Boxer, Yellow, Reach, Nada, Xellos, and Ra would've wrote a poem progaming related at one time or another.
Especially Ra, just look at the guy with his intelligent glasses. In a tribute to Ra, I'll make a feeble attempt of writing a poem about him in his own view:
Ra.
rA it is, Ra it is neigh..
as rA as a living cow
as rA as a fresh egg from a chicken
that's who I am.
Powerful, yet I hide behind my close lipped, glassed face with subtlety.
The Gods of Auir has abandoned me for my radical doings,
but they can't appreciate the beauty of my moves.
My zealots are synchronized ballets,
and my dragoons are dance partners,
mine..
mine..
How can they appreciate my radical Build Orders?
they cannot..
A day shall come, and I will rise above the Gods of Auir
For Nal, I am in the womb of a scarab.
Protecting me from evil men, and the screeching noise of live bats.
For Nal.. I will be in your nightmares, living under a my cold marbled desk, cloaked by the powers of my Arbiters
For one day, I shall rAor I shall rise through the open sunset, bloom into a field of cannons!
Nice, man, it is really nice...
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On March 02 2005 08:53 12345 wrote:
I had a gg on lt
t v z & i was t
t @ 12 & z @ 3
bsb v 11 hatch'ry
out i go & sunk i c
I run threw, then he rue:
"bm" "hacker" "lets redo"
"sorry no re"
I had a gg on lt
-> btw, The flow of the poetry should reflect the flow of the game (for you less adapt to poetics)
try bbs next time.
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Look at the Zergling Run.
Look at the Zergling Jump!
Look at the Zergling get burned by 6 Firebats +3 Attack
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Osaka27178 Posts
On March 02 2005 01:17 splat wrote:
I wasted my life
Playing StarCraft instead of
Finding a real job
haha, i wonder how many can relate.
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On March 02 2005 01:17 splat wrote:
I wasted my life
Playing StarCraft instead of
Finding a real job
Hoorah for Haiku
Splat knows Starcraft all too well
He is so gosu.
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man all these sc players starting to spit
finding all the words that can "fit"
starting with some starcraft material
talking about zergs, protoss, terran imperial
but no not me i talk about you guys
spitting everywhere and even in my eyes!
so please someone lock this topic
or change the name to free-stylaz sick
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Canada3819 Posts
Yeah everyone turned it into rap, because it's better than poetry.
Fo' shizzle.
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Rap is total crap
Haiku is better for sure
You all know that well
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I walk a lonely road
the only one that ive ever known
dont know where it goes
but its home and i walk alone....
I walk this emptry street
on the Boulevard of Broken Dreams
where the city sleeps
and im the only one and I walk alone...
My shadows the only one that walks beside me...
My shallow hearts the only thing thats beating...
Sometimes I wish someone out there will find me...
till then... i walk ... alonee......
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On February 23 2005 12:37 Hot_Bid wrote:
i have a poem, it borrows a little from the rapper ludacris:
scv starts to build
another one can't until
the first one decides to go
my annoyance starts to grow
i can't build there!
you can't build there!
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
i wanna place my rax bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
my fac needs a shop bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
ROFLMA HAHAHAAHHAAH!!!
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On March 02 2005 21:04 ihatett wrote:Show nested quote +On February 23 2005 12:37 Hot_Bid wrote:
i have a poem, it borrows a little from the rapper ludacris:
scv starts to build
another one can't until
the first one decides to go
my annoyance starts to grow
i can't build there!
you can't build there!
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
i wanna place my rax bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
my fac needs a shop bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
move bitch
get out the way
get out the way bitch
get out the way
ROFLMA HAHAHAAHHAAH!!!
Haha, good one man.
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Marine-gogogo!
Deep in the bunker away we hide,
Minimum wages minimum pride.
Got some pornos on powerpoint slides,
Free for download from X-box live!
Got no physics in my brain,
Need some chemics down my veins.
This hit is heavy i almost faint,
Now gear up onto the highspeed lane!
Open the damn door i'm going out,
Blood's burning ready to spout,
(Where'r my pants i'm chilling out?
Lurkers ate them, LOL.)
Gimme my matrix i'm ready to dance,
Follow me you pussies you take your chance!
You sexy beast show your sexy spine,
Dont hide in the mud like a lousy swine!
Dance to the left I save my leg,
Dance to the right I save my head,
Dance to the back that was a mess,
A line of medics burst and dead. Woa!
me gosu rapper!!!
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Braavos36402 Posts
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Jesus! Bad poets!
So many stolen lyrics
Not one creative
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EPT
