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HyoSang
Profile Blog Joined March 2008
United States194 Posts
August 12 2009 09:40 GMT
#1
I found this friggin hilarious and I thought my fellow brothers on TL would appreciate it. If you enjoy a good story about butthairs, or your just a fart-joke kinda guy, then im sure you will enjoy this story

Disclaimer, its pretty gross and juvenile, if your not into that kinda humor I really dont recommend looking at the link.

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EE HAN TIMING!!
Zapdos_Smithh
Profile Blog Joined October 2008
Canada2620 Posts
August 12 2009 09:45 GMT
#2
I read it...pretty crude but I did lol a fair bit. Good to know actually.
SC2Phoenix
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Canada2814 Posts
August 12 2009 09:59 GMT
#3
Pretty funny but quiet crude though
Who the fuck has a family of fucking trees? This song is so god damn stupid. Fuck you song, fuck you and your stupid trees. -itmeJP
Vex
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
Ireland454 Posts
August 12 2009 10:49 GMT
#4
lmao, great read
thx
"Bonjwa" is the most retarded word ever. Wtf does it even sound like.
KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
August 12 2009 10:54 GMT
#5
lol I've read this ages ago. funny shit
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Ganfei
Profile Blog Joined August 2008
Taiwan1439 Posts
August 12 2009 10:56 GMT
#6
I thought it was going to be the one about the guy who shits all over his girlfriend on accident, lol. Not bad.
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ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
August 12 2009 11:25 GMT
#7
LOL that was pretty funny, although it makes me wonder how it would be possible to do something like that, one little nick would be quite painful.
U Gotta Skate.
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
August 12 2009 11:28 GMT
#8
ahhahah great read. ass hair :D
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OmgIRok
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Taiwan2699 Posts
August 12 2009 11:41 GMT
#9
Wasn't this on TL not too long ago? Or does my memory deceive me?

Maybe it was basilmarket then
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GoSu
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
Korea (South)1773 Posts
August 12 2009 13:18 GMT
#10
nice read xD
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Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
August 12 2009 13:19 GMT
#11
I actually made a thread with this link like 4 years ago hahaha
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9949 Posts
August 12 2009 14:35 GMT
#12
On August 12 2009 19:54 KizZBG wrote:
lol I've read this ages ago. funny shit

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1a2a3aProtoss
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Canada25 Posts
August 12 2009 15:04 GMT
#13
I dont know why your sorry : D that was pretty good.
Kgosi
Profile Joined July 2009
Iceland79 Posts
August 12 2009 17:58 GMT
#14
Great read :D Thanks a lot for the link.
CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
August 12 2009 23:02 GMT
#15
that's why you don't shave it all the way but trim it.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
August 12 2009 23:05 GMT
#16
ROFLROFLROFLROFL

no feeling of guilt or "went too far" at all. But then again, i haven't yet to seen a humor that made me cringe.
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Meth
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada396 Posts
August 13 2009 00:15 GMT
#17
LMFAO THAT WAS SO FUNNY! good read!
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