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I Caught My Dad with My GF!

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illeszt
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States350 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-21 05:33:37
June 20 2009 06:32 GMT
#1
I've had my GF for 2 years now (practically lives with me) - small white, petite thang, cooks for me, always been good to me.

I go away on holiday for a week, come back and something just doesn't seem right. I asked my father if he had seen anything happen with my GF and he acts clueless.

So fast forward to 3 weeks later... I'm coming home from work when BAM clear as day, right in my kitchen I catch my Father red handed with his meat in my GF.

I was pissed, told him to get his meat out of GF and GTFO, needless to say my GF got turned off. I just couldn't get over it and that night kicked my GF to the curb.

Now it's been 2 weeks since the incident and that I've been without my GF and about 10 minutes ago my Father had the audacity to ask my how my GF has been, when he's the damn reason we ain't together no more.

Should I get off the computer and start swinging at him?

OR

Pack my stuff and be on my way.

Here's pics of my GF for you guys as I know you'll ask.



**
blabber
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States4448 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-20 06:34:26
June 20 2009 06:34 GMT
#2
wow you're really good at copying and pasting!

www.reddit.com
blabberrrrr
illeszt
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States350 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-20 06:36:16
June 20 2009 06:34 GMT
#3
party pooper
n
Profile Joined May 2009
United States48 Posts
June 20 2009 06:37 GMT
#4
You didn't even try and give credit.
Fr33t
Profile Joined June 2008
United States1128 Posts
June 20 2009 06:37 GMT
#5
lol, caught on first post, owned.
"Wow you could literally transport Lomo's face to a girl and the result would be pretty deceptive."
Kentor *
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States5784 Posts
June 20 2009 06:37 GMT
#6
good job plagiarizing
Kurosaki
Profile Joined August 2008
United States158 Posts
June 20 2009 06:38 GMT
#7
You got me...
Hurricane
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
United States3939 Posts
June 20 2009 06:39 GMT
#8
1 star for plagiarism.
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omfghi2u2
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States831 Posts
June 20 2009 06:40 GMT
#9
fail
Ellis
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
247 Posts
June 20 2009 06:42 GMT
#10
Game over man.
Raithed
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
China7078 Posts
June 20 2009 06:42 GMT
#11
i cant stop laughing LOL.
countering these 1/5 with a 5/5 LOL.
Grobyc
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
Canada18410 Posts
June 20 2009 06:49 GMT
#12
Wow fail.

1/5
If you watch Godzilla backwards it's about a benevolent lizard who helps rebuild a city and then moonwalks into the ocean.
cgrinker
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United States3824 Posts
June 20 2009 06:55 GMT
#13
Gj
deathgod6
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United States5064 Posts
June 20 2009 06:56 GMT
#14
lol fail. good internet story I suppose.
4.0 GPA = A rank 5.0 GPA = Olympic --------- Bisu, Best, Fantasy. i ♥ oov. They can get in my BoxeR anyday.
hideo
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
Canada1641 Posts
June 20 2009 07:03 GMT
#15
This is why copyright doesn't work as part of a business model anymore.
TheosEx
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States894 Posts
June 20 2009 07:22 GMT
#16
1. If he gave credit, it would've ruined the joke.

2. I clicked on the image first, so it ruined the joke anyways...
Mikilatov
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States3897 Posts
June 20 2009 07:24 GMT
#17
Neat, but yeah, as everyone else said, one star for plagarism. =(

Not to mention I'm sure anyone who hadn't heard the 'joke' just assumed it was a troll anyway.
♥ I used to lasso the shit out of your tournaments =( ♥ | Much is my hero. | zizi yO~ | Be Nice, TL.
MoRe_mInErAls
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Canada1210 Posts
June 20 2009 07:28 GMT
#18
Do you play Zerg? You should join SKT
ghermination
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States2851 Posts
June 20 2009 07:31 GMT
#19
I've seen this multiple times TODAY. D: unoriginal post is unoriginal.
U Gotta Skate.
VIB
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
Brazil3567 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-06-20 08:22:55
June 20 2009 07:33 GMT
#20
Wow.. that is horrible. I say you should choose option 2) pack your stuff and move. No way you two could live together again after.

edit: btw, you posted the wrong pic, that is some grill thing, not your GF
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