EPTNote: I'm bored so I decided to pick up where TunA left off. I don't think it will be as original or entertaining but meh. In your responses, state whether or not you want to do the next chapter, and I will choose someone.
Chapter 10
You feel the adrenalin rushing through your body as you have rid the world of Raithed. You feel like a hero. You want to shout the news at the top of your lungs. "FUCK THE BAN MOVEMENT, I KILLED RAITHED!" You realize that you can't shout, who knows if there are other terrible posters in this corridor, waiting to grasp onto you for help? You are instantly reminded of HamerD, Shiverfish, chibi, stimey... You have to get the fuck out of here. You have to return to civilization to tell everyone about your conquests.
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Can this event really go on without a celebration? No, you decide. This needs a fucking funeral pyre. Even if I have to spend 2 hours lighting this corpse on fire, I will find a way to do it. You have decided that you will set off this funeral pyre at any cost.
Before you begin the process, you calm yourself to realize that maybe getting rid of anything Raithed might have in his possession so quickly is not a good idea. You loot his body. You find:
1. Two chopsticks.
2. Soy sauce.
3. His glasses.
4. An anal vibrator, no batteries.
You start ripping pieces of Raithed's clothing to create a burning material to start the fire. You use knife to get some slivers of wood off the rifle and chopsticks so that the cloth and body lights easier. You take your bullets, use one of your knives to pop off the casing to expose a little gun powder. You lay this in a very ornate fashion around his body. You begin to strike your knife against the wall as hard as you can, hoping to produce a spark. You are Robinson Crusoe, wasting your scant resources for a symbolic cause.
Success! Somehow a spark landed on the gunpowder and the flames rose over the slivers and cloth and started climbing to Raithed's body.
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The fire lights the area dimly as the flames start to slowly eat Raithed's body, using the fat as a candle that will last a few hours at least. Your current possessions:
- 6 ID Cards
- A rifle (with a slightly smaller butt)
- A handgun, with 2 bullets.
- 2 knives, one slightly dull.
- 2 chopsticks with slivers.
- Soy sauce (1 packet).
- A pair of glasses.
- An anal vibrator with no battery.
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You look further down the hallway - it still looks as eerie as ever. You prepare for your next task.
Poll: What do you want to do?
(Vote): Cut off Raithed's arm and use it as a torch.
(Vote): Explore Raithed's anus - if his vibrator isn't there, what is?
(Vote): Wield the loaded gun and a knife and begin to walk down the hallway.
(Vote): Sit and watch the campfire, contemplating your posting habits.
(Vote): Start eating Raithed; cutt off a piece of meat, roast, dip in soy sauce.
EDIT: Voting ends March 11th, 10 AM KST (March 10th, 9 PM EST).
EDIT 2: VOTING IS OVER.
With 17 votes to eating Raithed, that will be in the next chapter, coming tonight!!
