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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-05 00:34:56
March 04 2009 23:39 GMT
#1
And I don't have a plunger.
Coat hanger? Chopstick and throw it away? Use my hands and then wash them thoroughly? FUckkkkkkk.
EDIT: I'll edit this later and make a more substantial blog. Ehhhh apparently there's some discussion to be had about this.

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hooktits
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States972 Posts
March 04 2009 23:40 GMT
#2
go get a plunger they are inexpensive
Hooktits of Tits gaming @hooktits twit
ATeddyBear
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
Canada2843 Posts
March 04 2009 23:41 GMT
#3
I used a plastic knoife once.
Professional twice over - an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
Roffles *
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
Pitcairn19291 Posts
March 04 2009 23:41 GMT
#4
If you absolutely can't get a plunger, you could try a coat hanger, or possibly pouring loads of water from a high level, creating possibly enough force to force it down.
God Bless
Nytefish
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
United Kingdom4282 Posts
March 04 2009 23:43 GMT
#5
plastic bag + hands

I don't have any experience with this so it could be bad.
Don't flush the plastic bag.
No I'm never serious.
L
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
Canada4732 Posts
March 04 2009 23:43 GMT
#6
Yell at the bowl with a high pitched scream for long enough.
The number you have dialed is out of porkchops.
ramen247
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
United States1256 Posts
March 04 2009 23:45 GMT
#7
shit again. maybe the new shit will push the old shit down!

=D
i hate this ugly firebat. i want a marine.
Pawsom
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States928 Posts
March 04 2009 23:46 GMT
#8
Why can't you go get a plunger?
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 04 2009 23:46 GMT
#9
I took two wooden chopsticks and duct taped them together and broke the gigantic shit apart. It was definitely wider than the entryway. WTF.
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mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
March 04 2009 23:46 GMT
#10
I'm too lazy to get a plunger, and I have lots of *ahem* shit to do.
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fanatacist
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
10319 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-03-04 23:48:03
March 04 2009 23:47 GMT
#11
Plungers are 1 dollar at the dollar store.

Alternatively go outside and find a long stick or break it off a tree. I wouldn't stick my hand in the water even if I were to wash it with sanitizing alcohol afterwards, just the mental disgust would make me vomit.

Coat hanger might work too, I would suggest making it curved about 6 inches before the tip and making a 90 degree tip (~1 inch long) so that it works like a scoop. Be sure to let the water level go down naturally before you flush again.
Peace~
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24745 Posts
March 04 2009 23:48 GMT
#12
On March 05 2009 08:41 Roffles wrote:
If you absolutely can't get a plunger, you could try a coat hanger, or possibly pouring loads of water from a high level, creating possibly enough force to force it down.

This sounds like the most terrible advice ever.

Get a plunger/draino lol
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
March 05 2009 00:01 GMT
#13
On March 05 2009 08:48 micronesia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On March 05 2009 08:41 Roffles wrote:
If you absolutely can't get a plunger, you could try a coat hanger, or possibly pouring loads of water from a high level, creating possibly enough force to force it down.

This sounds like the most terrible advice ever.

Get a plunger/draino lol

Actually, this is a good solution, assuming ur shit fits the size of average toilet-clogging shit.

I usually fill up a normal bucket of water, then flush and pour the water from the bucket at the same time.
Personally, never had a shit still hold after 2 buckets...
micronesia
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States24745 Posts
March 05 2009 00:02 GMT
#14
I am envisioning a splash and your legs getting covered in shit (literally)
ModeratorThere are animal crackers for people and there are people crackers for animals.
DanceCommander
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
United States1808 Posts
March 05 2009 00:04 GMT
#15
I think out of the options you listed, coat hanger is your best bet.
niteReloaded
Profile Blog Joined February 2007
Croatia5282 Posts
March 05 2009 00:06 GMT
#16
haha lol

It works very well, try it next time.
Progamers do it this way so...
~_~
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada239 Posts
March 05 2009 00:06 GMT
#17
On March 05 2009 09:02 micronesia wrote:
I am envisioning a splash and your legs getting covered in shit (literally)


id assume he is smart enough to wear a poncho
Kennelie
Profile Joined December 2007
United States2296 Posts
March 05 2009 00:13 GMT
#18
Usually my first flush just breaks it in half.
ya had ya shot kid!
ShaLLoW[baY]
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
Canada12499 Posts
March 05 2009 00:16 GMT
#19
On March 05 2009 09:13 Kennelie wrote:
Usually my first flush just breaks it in half.


Your poo is weak, in flesh and in spirit.
ALEXISONFIRE ARE FUCKING BACK (sAviOr for life)
LaLuSh
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Sweden2358 Posts
March 05 2009 00:18 GMT
#20
On March 05 2009 09:02 micronesia wrote:
I am envisioning a splash and your legs getting covered in shit (literally)


No man, it works. A bucket of hot water is the way to go; I've used it on multiple occasions, softens up teh poop. It is rarely the case that the shit clogs up the passage of water, just slows it down.

@nitereloaded:

I've had one hold for 3 buckets


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