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Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
December 16 2011 03:59 GMT
#1

Well, this is why I should be fat.

Does anyone remember that website, thisiswhyyourfat.com? Don't bother looking for it, they took it down. Still, I remember spending hours of my life on that site, flipping through pictures of deep fried bacon and tacos so big they used a large pizza as the shell.

And you know what? I drooled over it. Certainly, some of the things were disgusting, but many made my mouth water.

Today, I've been having the worst cravings for fatty foods. This started with me revisiting the AFK Tavern's facebook page. I wrote a blog about the AFK Tavern previously ( http://www.teamliquid.net/blogs/viewblog.php?id=230650 ). It is quite literally my favorite restaurant, though more because of the people than the food. Still, looking at some of their menu items from their recent Warrior Night makes me drool:


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THE WARRIOR'S APPETIZER! - four massive slabs of Prime Rib wrapped in Fireball whiskey caramelized bacon, with au jus and horseradish...

THERE SHALL BE FOOD! OH YES, THERE SHALL BE FOOOOOODDDD!!!!

Warrior night is on Saturday. WARRIOR!



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Our KING SLAYERS FEAST! FOR WARRIOR NIGHT! One POUND of flat iron STEAK TWO HUGE TURKEY LEGS! Garnished with honey, balsamic, and rosemary LAMB CHOPS! With BACON,CORN and POTATOES just to round it out! Also a side of Lamb and Potato Chowder.


Hell, even their League of Legends themed menu that they had for last week made me drool with their Amumu wrap.

Amumu Wrap: Bacon wrapped sirloin steak and mushroom strips and green onions with tots.


Mmm... seriously, who wouldn't want to devour that cute little mummy if that's what he's made of?

Of course, going on and on about how I wanted some bacon wrapped wonders to eat, I got linked this: http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

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Four pounds of sausage and bacon, all wrapped together and smoked with spices and BBQ sauce. It makes my heart ache to use it to give me heartburn.

Some women may crave chocolates, but I crave bacon and smoked meats. Mm... I think one of the main causes of this food craving is I haven't had a steak in over four months and it's finals week. I guess I'm getting a little tired of ramen and pizza.

Well, I hope my food raving didn't make anyone else hungry... or sick.

;D


Oh, also, speaking of the AFK Tavern, I will be in the area next week through the 3rd, so if anyone wants to grab a beer and chill there (and watch me devour fatty foods like it's my last meal), then just say so!




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Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Risen
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States7927 Posts
December 16 2011 04:06 GMT
#2
You're a god amongst women. From whence does your constitution come from. Every other girl in my life faints at the merest whiff of bacon. You totally should be fat girl, but somehow YOU'RE TOTALLY NOT! Omg don't play, you ain't fat girl.

Think I hit everything, feel free to fill in the rest if I missed something. 4/5, I like your costume blogs more.
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Roe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada6002 Posts
December 16 2011 04:07 GMT
#3
those are pretty gross
NeverGG *
Profile Blog Joined January 2008
United Kingdom5399 Posts
December 16 2011 04:08 GMT
#4
You can still access the tumblr for thisiswhyyourfat.com as far as I'm aware. Being from the UK the size of some of the portions is still really surprising to me. Plus there are so many combinations of food I'd never have thought of. However, I spend most of my time now checking diet blogs ;_;
우리 행운의 모양은 여러개지만 행복의 모양은 하나
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
December 16 2011 04:09 GMT
#5
On December 16 2011 13:07 Roe wrote:
those are pretty gross


:'O

What are you talking about???

Aw, to each their own, I guess, but it looks absolutely delicious to me!
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Ruffian
Profile Blog Joined August 2011
United States369 Posts
December 16 2011 04:10 GMT
#6
Ah those pictures look so good...mmmm bacon :L


I have to hold back so much lol. If I had it my way I would probably constantly be eating. I can't help loving food so much ffff. Seriously I should be fat as well....more than fat...like obese.
There's a class for this (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
December 16 2011 04:12 GMT
#7
This restraunt looks incredible, making mental note to try to enjoy one of these dishes in the future.
thug life.                                                       MVP/ex-
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
December 16 2011 04:12 GMT
#8
On December 16 2011 13:08 NeverGG wrote:
You can still access the tumblr for thisiswhyyourfat.com as far as I'm aware. Being from the UK the size of some of the portions is still really surprising to me. Plus there are so many combinations of food I'd never have thought of. However, I spend most of my time now checking diet blogs ;_;


Ahhh, thank you!

http://thisiswhyyourefat.tumblr.com/

Admittedly, while I am a total monster when it comes to eating fatty foods, I can tell you some really tasty things to eat that are healthy for you and won't pack on calories. As I was an avid athlete in high school, I had to balance healthy foods with massive calories intakes (you'd be surprised how much a 135lb girl can eat when she's working out 9 times a week).

Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
obesechicken13
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States10467 Posts
December 16 2011 04:16 GMT
#9
Clicks on blog
"This is why I'm fat"
*notices riku is OP*
o_0
...
...
...
*does not compute... brain has short-circuited from exam season*
I think in our modern age technology has evolved to become more addictive. The things that don't give us pleasure aren't used as much. Work was never meant to be fun, but doing it makes us happier in the long run.
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-12-16 04:18:12
December 16 2011 04:16 GMT
#10
On December 16 2011 13:10 Ruffian wrote:
Ah those pictures look so good...mmmm bacon :L


I have to hold back so much lol. If I had it my way I would probably constantly be eating. I can't help loving food so much ffff. Seriously I should be fat as well....more than fat...like obese.


Well, did you know that eating snack-size portions throughout the day is healthier for you than eating big meals?

;D

That's what I try to do, I'll take food with me everywhere and snack on at least cheese and crackers between meals.


On December 16 2011 13:16 obesechicken13 wrote:
Clicks on blog
"This is why I'm fat"
*notices riku is OP*
o_0
...
...
...
*does not compute... brain has short-circuited from exam season*



Ahaha... Finals week for you, too, eh?

Also, this bouquet is beautiful and hilarious:

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Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
Najda
Profile Joined June 2010
United States3765 Posts
December 16 2011 04:22 GMT
#11
Reminds me of EpicMealTime...
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
December 16 2011 04:25 GMT
#12
On December 16 2011 13:22 Najda wrote:
Reminds me of EpicMealTime...


I want to eat their breakfast.

:O

It looks so good... mmm... I have had bacon pancakes before, which are quite delicious.
Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
CursOr
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States6335 Posts
December 16 2011 04:46 GMT
#13
Just the salt. Food looks good. I love the taste. But JUST the salt- I can't imagine my pulse after eating something like that.

Lamb is my favorite thing lately. Just brazed lamb shanks with mashed potatoes with a good beer. -_-

ugh
CJ forever (-_-(-_-(-_-(-_-)-_-)-_-)-_-)
SerpentFlame
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
415 Posts
December 16 2011 04:47 GMT
#14
On December 16 2011 13:16 Riku wrote:

Also, this bouquet is beautiful and hilarious:

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This is pure gold (or bacon, same thing really...)
I Wannabe[WHITE], the very BeSt[HyO], like Yo Hwan EVER Oz.......
unit
Profile Blog Joined March 2009
United States2621 Posts
December 16 2011 04:52 GMT
#15
On December 16 2011 13:47 SerpentFlame wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 16 2011 13:16 Riku wrote:

Also, this bouquet is beautiful and hilarious:

[image loading]

This is pure gold (or bacon, same thing really...)

bacon is more valuable than gold
Ghin
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States2391 Posts
December 16 2011 04:54 GMT
#16
On December 16 2011 13:16 Riku wrote:

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oh my god this is the best thing I've seen all day.

My house always smells like maple bacon for some reason, not that I'm complaining.
Legalize drugs and murder.
Riku
Profile Blog Joined June 2009
United States1064 Posts
December 16 2011 05:19 GMT
#17
On December 16 2011 13:46 cursor wrote:
Just the salt. Food looks good. I love the taste. But JUST the salt- I can't imagine my pulse after eating something like that.

Lamb is my favorite thing lately. Just brazed lamb shanks with mashed potatoes with a good beer. -_-

ugh


I'm a sodium addict, I can't deny it.

Also, good beer is awesome all of the time. :D

Creative Director, CEO at Stumbling Cat, Writer for Broken Joysticks - Twitter: @RikuKat
FaZe
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada472 Posts
December 16 2011 05:45 GMT
#18
5/5

I didn't read, I only looked at the meat.

Maybe if you put pictures of bacon in all your blogs they will get higher ratings.
"Victory needs no explanation; defeat allows none."
cmen15
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
United States1519 Posts
December 16 2011 06:02 GMT
#19
Yum Yum Me want bacon : )
Greed leads to just about all losses.
Mobius_1
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
United Kingdom2763 Posts
December 16 2011 06:51 GMT
#20
Nothing puts a bigger smile on my face than when cooking way too many strips of bacon in the morning on a weekend.

Also wow that AFK place looks incredible.
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