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jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-03-08 06:32:29
March 08 2010 06:32 GMT
#1
+ Show Spoiler +
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Drpk886g0

go to the actual video, click on CC, then click "transcribe audio"

most of it's nonsense but there were a few parts that sounded like a James Joyce or T.S. Eliot story, only political


hello there there's still one more shot here once again with clouds are
this is the crazy so far already high even not sign the fore by how both the stairs on
and does something really really well and is two straight people
he did just did not have a good physician and jean allingue for is a car department
especially considering the bill told that's what the that just shows you
why do you always do it all the time about white people who discounted a foolish me but
I could tell he was fired a warning shot across flashes by light flashed
jill dougherty get into major losses police there's all that with their best to come out
to really act is the woman with great smile
well it was like a jesuit friend because if you can't have it
so yeah it shows that the machine is Michael that last deny it was beautiful to
I mean that's from the whole often year the pressure gene on
a lot lately we've been seeing service go for drugs guns because they wanted to check
it of flashes the mexicans to dawn on
product is the mecca
we beat you got that their tax rate on the four people actually
so in get on this actually looking to have an even stronger company says erotic
since he has really been a muslim league
yeah that was exactly what was called for under the instructions of the luggage was
the entire much of his lawyer when gained forty dollars language is not complete
wolf what is the dream of going up as well be almost like jazz propensity
combine that with the fact the Wall that a gun shows enough of the details know exactly what
Russia Russian economy down the mall as well
I I'm not I'm not sure if it's quite as we stood as the fourteenth he's looking for teens
I think with a triple-a outfielder were only really vulnerable
the equivalent word you beat yourself older a blow to Russia could you not have any defense
their country's going to second guess authorities are denying from
it is tax lashed out as gas up very early
on these are the rescission plus one
pushing out with a single man take a single fire back
when that on speyer costs GM is going to have
lot of money in the bank scandal again
I'm saying get more jurors that it is very going
that were issue a mean cheat on
one was some polls even US might go in in the first game we receive these fish anti-semitism
was any more difficult as nafta
when you did that sir did you have for our trees and those answers in writing because
that's what he did with the list
I've got the best argentina believe that the marines and that exists out of it
as the shock turned the tide on these things and the reason
I think I can you read blogs
I would expose your food you Tom
not because he did that that will keep miamis are shot this lobby
and fleischer you have been killed in this is John has a lot to make 'em we've gone to
secore a lot about five with the stripper said I was opposed to a lot of glass
that the police would destroy the deal's a deal
outside of Tehran space
you don't have to stay here
grass fires going down
is running out of time magazine on this
especially on saturdays I think with Israel is turning around
and now we have party is working outside of
both calm and water
and clothing that slaughtered by race
if you don't deserve their front yard
the garbage pile of fascist forces
he's not going to support those ideas
as he just rides London with the budget was a little bit of a disadvantage
that's what has he got from God
the judge has risen by shouting the caddies never believed these goals and values and
as a joke house and I thought you just can't deal with Maoist rebels could rupture city
tried to quell the touchdown
I've got to get out of the east Russia will but that I don't know about you but that's
good just I just don't do that that Russia I to that not
some republicans are usually jobs
and on the outside do know is that nationalized
for the bank that you did not
what he wanted Americans to know that I dreaded don't let dad do economy
Jeff in the words of I just try to you know if I should die so
you know so many technology the textile the hype
this is actually became gay because he is taken out all the high-tech of he's got a
tonight at the hyatt goes down
the silent on that dimension is topics bench again
all of these years the majors is not quite enough there's a theory is that it in Illinois
economy of the twenty lost lives runs at all
a lot of kind of a year come summer raiser on what is your lines
and that if he loses its drugs as well that he's not doing anything good for him
and I do have a minority not all that old
the teenagers with the to drop ship that include off the coast
and why watch clear that flashlight was very dim because I'm really glad you know it was
jill was going to make this city
can you see those girls their business
I'm looking a little bigger
GG

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l10f *
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States3241 Posts
March 08 2010 06:42 GMT
#2
Haha, made me laugh
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Umbrella
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
Taiwan936 Posts
March 08 2010 09:08 GMT
#3
That's hilarious; which youtube videos have this feature?
Amnesia
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States3818 Posts
March 08 2010 09:15 GMT
#4
hahahahahaha
Carnivorous Sheep
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Baa?21243 Posts
March 08 2010 10:00 GMT
#5
On March 08 2010 15:32 jalstar wrote:
and is two straight people


That made me lol.
TranslatorBaa!
SleepSheep
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
Canada344 Posts
March 08 2010 21:00 GMT
#6
i thought at first that you were just typing out your own stream of consciousness to the vid and thought what a bore it was. but i read a little more closely, lol pretty funny.
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
March 09 2010 08:00 GMT
#7


moletrap has outdone me
MasterReY
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Germany2708 Posts
March 10 2010 01:17 GMT
#8
man watch the flash vs jaedong vid in the OP from 13:05.

The transcribtion totally fails to keep up with klazart commentating speed.
Result is soooo hilarious LOL.
https://www.twitch.tv/MasterReY/ ~ Biggest Reach fan on TL.net (Don't even dare to mention LR now) ~ R.I.P Violet ~ Developer of SCRChart
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Denotate
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Canada294 Posts
March 10 2010 04:35 GMT
#9
There is no such thing as a stream-of-consciousness short story. James Joyce sat down one day to write what he though was a stream-of-consciousness short story, and what he ended up with was a 1200 page mother-fucker named Ulysses.
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