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MooCow
Profile Joined September 2008
1434 Posts
October 08 2008 13:31 GMT
#21
On October 08 2008 12:16 BuGzlToOnl wrote:
Hahahaha, you had me laughing so hard in the library.

Me too! and i'm in a library also

the ''HE'S OVAR THERE! GO GET!'' made me laugh out
Making history not reliving it.
GHOSTCLAW
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States17042 Posts
October 08 2008 19:34 GMT
#22
On October 08 2008 11:40 KaasZerg wrote:
Should have let him stomp your ass. The securityguard would have shot him.


and you would have been bleeding and broken. Not a great trade.

Or even worse, you might have had to show up in court. not that much fun either.
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Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
October 08 2008 20:22 GMT
#23
lol at calling the police after the guy was already gone. What did you think that would accomplish?
Police arent going to do anything unless you were actually assaulted or the guy is still there.
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6777 Posts
October 08 2008 20:56 GMT
#24
On October 09 2008 05:22 Mastermind wrote:
lol at calling the police after the guy was already gone. What did you think that would accomplish?
Police arent going to do anything unless you were actually assaulted or the guy is still there.


The police showed up 10 seconds after the guy was already gone.
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capek
Profile Joined September 2008
United States585 Posts
October 08 2008 21:16 GMT
#25
was it warren sapp?
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
October 08 2008 21:26 GMT
#26
5/5
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
October 08 2008 23:32 GMT
#27
lol that was so awesome. u should of said dont be so ignant hewmie raiders suck dick.
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
NotCharlie
Profile Joined October 2008
United Arab Emirates38 Posts
October 14 2008 06:11 GMT
#28
On October 08 2008 12:27 XCetron wrote:
lol at people calling police in everything -____-

totally agree
Marine/Marauder GG
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-07 03:39:51
November 07 2008 03:37 GMT
#29
^ idiots.

I'm glad I called the police, because I just ran into the guy again about 30 minutes ago.

This city has an event every Thursday night called "Sunset Market". A few streets are closed down and there's food and music, etc. I got some delicious Greek gyros and listened to music for a bit.

As I'm walking home, I recognized the black guy from the bank walking in front of me. I wasn't sure at first because, well, what can I say big black bald guys all kinda look similar. I stopped in my tracks, and he stopped too. Then I saw him trying to get a glimpse in his peripheral. I don't think he recognized me at first. So we were both stopped there for like 10 seconds. I think he thought he was about to be jumped, because it was so awkward. As soon as traffic died down, I busted across the street. He couldn't follow because traffic resumed immediately. It was definitely him though, I stole a good look as I was crossing and he was looking right at me. My hair was tied up differently so he probably didn't recognize me at first.

When I was 19, a few friends and I got jumped by a dozen beans. We pooled our money and bought this taser, and I ended up holding on to it. I recently dug it out and have been carrying it around when I leave the house at night, because this is the worst neighborhood I've ever lived in, and in no small part to the chance I'd run into this guy, since I know he lives on my block somewhere.
Anyways, I had it on me tonight, and if I'd had to use it to drop that large black rhinosaurus, I would've been hard-pressed to convince the police that I'd had a good reason to defend myself. Since I made a report the last time, and there were many witnesses, that guy would be absolutely fucked, even if I taser the shit out of him (literally; this taser is known for its bowel-loosening capabilities). A documented attempted assault gives me confidence to defend myself with whatever means necessary.

Yeah so that's why you always document this shit with police, you hard ass gangsta mofo.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
November 07 2008 04:25 GMT
#30
My hair was tied up differently so he probably didn't recognize me at first.

wat
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
XCetron
Profile Joined November 2006
5226 Posts
November 07 2008 04:46 GMT
#31
obviously hes gay
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
November 07 2008 04:47 GMT
#32
no but my boyfriend is lol!
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Orome
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Switzerland11984 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-07 05:25:12
November 07 2008 05:25 GMT
#33
they sell people tasers in the US?

edit: cool story btw
On a purely personal note, I'd like to show Yellow the beauty of infinitely repeating Starcraft 2 bunkers. -Boxer
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
November 07 2008 13:25 GMT
#34
On November 07 2008 13:25 Jibba wrote:
Show nested quote +
My hair was tied up differently so he probably didn't recognize me at first.

wat

Hi Jibba

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People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Jibba
Profile Blog Joined October 2007
United States22883 Posts
November 07 2008 13:42 GMT
#35
I could stare at that all day if you didn't have demon eyes.
ModeratorNow I'm distant, dark in this anthrobeat
QuanticHawk
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States32157 Posts
November 07 2008 13:53 GMT
#36
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CharlieMurphy
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
United States22895 Posts
November 11 2008 11:08 GMT
#37
On November 07 2008 12:37 HeadBangaa wrote:
^ idiots.

I'm glad I called the police, because I just ran into the guy again about 30 minutes ago.

This city has an event every Thursday night called "Sunset Market". A few streets are closed down and there's food and music, etc. I got some delicious Greek gyros and listened to music for a bit.

As I'm walking home, I recognized the black guy from the bank walking in front of me. I wasn't sure at first because, well, what can I say big black bald guys all kinda look similar. I stopped in my tracks, and he stopped too. Then I saw him trying to get a glimpse in his peripheral. I don't think he recognized me at first. So we were both stopped there for like 10 seconds. I think he thought he was about to be jumped, because it was so awkward. As soon as traffic died down, I busted across the street. He couldn't follow because traffic resumed immediately. It was definitely him though, I stole a good look as I was crossing and he was looking right at me. My hair was tied up differently so he probably didn't recognize me at first.

When I was 19, a few friends and I got jumped by a dozen beans. We pooled our money and bought this taser, and I ended up holding on to it. I recently dug it out and have been carrying it around when I leave the house at night, because this is the worst neighborhood I've ever lived in, and in no small part to the chance I'd run into this guy, since I know he lives on my block somewhere.
Anyways, I had it on me tonight, and if I'd had to use it to drop that large black rhinosaurus, I would've been hard-pressed to convince the police that I'd had a good reason to defend myself. Since I made a report the last time, and there were many witnesses, that guy would be absolutely fucked, even if I taser the shit out of him (literally; this taser is known for its bowel-loosening capabilities). A documented attempted assault gives me confidence to defend myself with whatever means necessary.

Yeah so that's why you always document this shit with police, you hard ass gangsta mofo.


My gramma lives in oceanside, Her 90th bday is this Saturday and I'm going down there. I'll be looking out for blackie.
..and then I would, ya know, check em'. (Aka SpoR)
Rekrul
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Korea (South)17174 Posts
November 12 2008 00:48 GMT
#38
i just moved to san diego too

wanna be friends?
why so 진지해?
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-11-12 01:21:59
November 12 2008 01:15 GMT
#39
HAHAHAHa fuck the conclusion of that story is just great

God every day at rush hour when Im in the train some dude has to sit next to me and fall asleep half on me, nothing more annoying than people who can't give you a little space. Especially sitting next to someone who smokes or a fat person is a nightmare, smell of hamburgers/smoke makes me want to puke my guts out. Call it overreacting but travelling 5-6 hours every weekday and things like that get on your nerves. STOP TOUCHING ME

I always figured you for the intellectual type though, what are you doing living in a neighbourhood like that. With your intellect and some proper schooling you could easily move to a nice and peaceful suburban area.

Man you look like dave mustaine by the way, that shit owns. How the hell do you manage to get chest hair so localized without some kind of fur running down your stomach though.
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
November 12 2008 02:56 GMT
#40
On November 07 2008 22:25 HeadBangaa wrote:
Show nested quote +
On November 07 2008 13:25 Jibba wrote:
My hair was tied up differently so he probably didn't recognize me at first.

wat

Hi Jibba

[image loading]



ROFL i see sasquatch
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